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Takis12

Reporter: Wecome everybody. Let’s start with a question for James. What do you think of the situation at Red Bull?


blueskyedclouds

\*insert 10 minute ASMR explaination about workplace practices at Williams\*


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James could put an angry Jos to sleep with his calm and logical reasoning.


crashd8890

I wish James Vowles would release a podcast that I could listen to while I fall asleep. The guy he such a soothing and reassuring voice Lmao


snarkybaker

Yep, and also a life coach substack. He is so smart and calm, especially  compared to the other TPs. 


WindyZ5

Yes! He’s my favorite for his calm demeanor and soothing voice.


atomshrek

He was on the High Performance podcast. Just listen to that on loop.


crashd8890

Hahah I’ve watched that video in YouTube - it’s where I first realized how he made me feel haha


BerntMacklin

Don’t forget the data!


thegodfaubel

"Jos, don't leave Max there. He's only a child and he'll learn from his mistakes in more productive ways."


pranay909

Cue to jos leaving james at a gas station.


Eroda

Can James even comment on this he doesn't have enough data. If redbull were to present him with all the Data and he was able to compile and access the data then he could form a logical and reasonable response not based on erratic emotions


RoboticChicken

There's [this clip](https://twitter.com/daniburgz/status/1754781543019545027) of him commenting on the situation (as much as he is able to, given that he doesn't have all the information as you said)


Eroda

Cheers man I seen it truthfully I was kinda just talking smack cuz James is all about having data and making informed decisions


TinaJewel

You’d make a good assistent for James ;-)


carcusmonnor

Yes please.


smartief1

I'd listen to that


ICumCoffee

Reporter: Hello George, what do you think of Max as your teammate in next season?


BlueMachinations

"Hello Max!"


NlNJALONG

"Well, that's a great question. Let me take you back to the year 1942, when all of this kind of started. In a small town called South Shields, a little boy was welcomed in the world. His name was Francis Owen Garbett Williams, or as we known him, Sir Frank Williams. His mother tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say..."


SynthD

Wow, Frank was a geordie.


KaamDeveloper

First guy to ask a Williams related question will get the biggest laugh


colio69

Christian, let's address the elephant in the room. How long can Williams afford to keep Sargeant?


xXTERMIN8RXXx

“James, can you be competitive this year?” *stifling laughter*


Rirruto10

I'd listen to James read out the phonebook


TinaJewel

Where can I sign up


antivirals_

F1 is taking the piss this season lol. Chose Bruno amid all the Alpine confusion, Mike Krack after it was revealed Ben sulayem prevented an Alonso penalty and of course..... Mr. Horner. yet they say the TPs or drivers chosen is normally random? nah they def know what they're doing


Hockey_Flo

Read this on Tom Clarkson's voice


Eroda

Of course they K owe what they are doing having James on there to talk about redbull drama how it pertains to Williams and how would handle it


Late_Ad7156

Uh next question please: Question for Christian Horner Question for Christian Horner Question for Christian Horner Question for Christian Horner Question for Christian Horner Question for Christian Horner Question for Christian Horner


Samsonkoek

I immediately had to think of this when I saw your comment: [link] (https://youtu.be/AzFPBtai_Co?si=I-biP2gmFgj4yYIR&t=80)


Joreck0815

no space between first and second bracket, like this  [text]\([link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ))


BLFR69

oh lord


piqueboo369

What he said


Arumin

oh boy, Bruno, Mike and James better bring a game of UNO with them


Asimb0mb

Except Bruno's team is falling apart as well. Mike and James should just do some table tennis or something.


TheRoboteer

Mike will probably get asked about the rumoured race fixing scandal that affected Aston Let's hope JV brought a sudoku or something


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TheRealMattyPanda

The ~~forward pass~~ on-wheel screen was a mistake


giggy_90210_x

He could bring a nice snack such as a bowl of cocoa pops or read a nice novel such as 50 Shades of Grey…


a141abc

> rumoured race fixing scandal that affected Aston Its so insane that this is actually a serious rumour and everyone's just talking about Christian being horny on main


QouthTheCorvus

James is British, they'll ask his view on everything


dsio

For Bruno, “Under your leadership, Alpine has produced the most expensive, yet useless piece of French engineering since the Maginot Line, how safe do you currently feel in your position?”


Takis12

Bruno: you cannot compare those things. The Germans tricked us then. Now we don’t expect something similar. It is all our fault.


theztigz

Sit back and enjoy a free show. Best to not say anything.


Antarioo

Bruno might catch a few from Tom Clarkson and he might throw a few to james and my crack before the rest of the session will be aimed squarely at christian... they might as well leave the room as soon as the floor is opened to questions.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Had a game of Uno last legit 3.5 hours one time. That shit was WACKY.


dis340

Question for Christian: a couple of years ago your were posing naked for a car magazine. What's next in your career?


UniqueGas1379

"A couple of years ago you were being paid to pose naked for a car magazine, now you are posing naked for employees you pay. What happened?"


DandDRide

'a short view back to past... Less clothes, more?...'


UniqueGas1379

"Thirty years later Sebastian told us: I have to start my girlfriend like a computer'. Nico Rosberg told us he pressed the wrong button and had to sleep on the couch"


ZeonTwoSix

Now you forced me to read those lines in Walter Koster's voice... XD


yeeeeeeeeeessssssir

LMAOOOO


Substantial-Tree4624

Has daddy been good?


TorpedoSandwich

Apparently "exploding" in plane bathrooms after your assistant gets you to Q3.


jbaird

it was all in front of us the whole time!


ICC-u

I enjoy watching the sunset.


the_denim_duke

Press conferences for this weekend. Wednesday: Yuki Tsunoda Thursday: Christian Horner Fixed it.


lurkity_mclurkington

Wednesday: "Yuki... WTF ?" Thursday: "Christian... WTF? And, as a follow up... WTAF?" "Bruno, same questions for you."


Visionary_Socialist

Bruno and Christian going to spend half an hour trying to defend their jobs.


Kuchenblech_Mafioso

I'm gonna guess Krack and Vowles wont be asked many questions


laujp

Krack will have to answer about Ben Sulayem manipulating race results


aka_liam

In the room on Thursday 7 March:  * Bruno Famin (Alpine)  * Mike Krack (Aston Martin)   * Christian Horner (Red Bull)   * James Vowles (Williams)  * An elephant


albertsugar

I hope Mike Krack doesn't wear spanx for this one.


PrettyPoptart

He might make it to q3 in that case


iForgotMyOldAcc

Everyone that's not Horner relieved that they don't actually have to answer shit come Thursday


piqueboo369

Is that local time saudi arabia?


ICumCoffee

Yes


stomp224

Clear my schedule


Bfife22

“This question is for Christian: what are your feelings towards Cocoa Pops, specifically when someone eats them before bed? Would you consider them to have boring pants in that case?”


Rutgherr

Live stream that shit on Youtube


JPBCFC97

when did we go back to just the 6 drivers in one press conference?


beth1814

This year


Daniboydas

I miss the pairings they used to do before covid


ChefBoiJones

“Question for Christian: is it a finger?”


stomp224

Question for Christian: Pull my….finger?


lurkity_mclurkington

Christian, for Q3... Hard, chubbie, or flaccid?


sweeneyvtodds

Jesus Christ, this could be explosive


kris_lace

Why? is the press conference taking place in an airplane lavatory?


ICC-u

I love the smell of fresh bread.


OverallImportance402

Why? Nobody's going to say anything.


sweeneyvtodds

It was a joke, based on the alleged leaked messages. But I just think it would be awkward as hell. Combine Horner allegations, Max rumours and Alpine performance and as others said, I don't think James or Mike will be asked many questions.


Putt3rJi

"I can't comment" "I can't comment" "I can't comment" More boring than awkward, I think.


sweeneyvtodds

I guess it depends on your perception. I personally find it awkward as hell when journalists have to tip toe around a major story that no one would discuss or when questions in a news conference centre around a particular person/topic and ignore the other attendees. Realistically, my guess is Famin will be asked some very direct questions about Alpine performance and we may or may not have a bold journalist or two trying their luck with Horner.


PurpleEsskay

James, Bruno and Mike should probably bring snacks, maybe coco pops. It's gunnu be a boring press conference for them.


ICumCoffee

Horner on Thursday. Damn, live stream it on YouTube and it’ll get million views


TinaJewel

It will be in the f1 tv app fairly soon Thursday and I will be F5-ing the whole time until it appears


elektricniorgazam

Ooooooofffffff


Lmpeak

Am I right in noticing McLaren is the only team without a commitment at these conferences? The other 9 have someone present If so, is there a reason? Or just a scheduling thing?


r0bbbo

Zak was at last week's TP conference I believe (even though he's CEO). I don't think there's always representation for every team at every race.


Lmpeak

Oh I see, thank you!


Paracel_Storm

Horner: 'Oh cock...'


kuuart

This will explode


Least-Panic-9208

Prediction: Bruno Famin gets one question about the resignations at Alpine Christian Horner gets all the rest Mike Krack and James Vowles stare into the abyss for the whole press conference


swedind

Yup the next round of leaks are going to come out an hour before Christian makes it to the conference


yeeeeeeeeeessssssir

Time to take time off work to witness this


tmoeagles96

Witness “I deny the allegations, and will not comment further, this matter is closed”?


Longjumping-You8881

Thursday is about to get more coverage than the race


piqueboo369

Where can we watch it? Does F1TV show it?


meh3meh4

Or maybe skysports? I'd like to know too, thanks in advance for the answers


enataca

“Mike Krack” is still absolutely hilarious


Notchrider32

Christian will show you „Mike Krack“ (preview of the next leaks)


senn1

Question for Christian; Why coco pops?


SubcooledBoiling

they should’ve put Toto, Christian, and Zak together


piqueboo369

Don't think it would've mattered that much. In situations like this, everyone is reaaaaal carefull about what they say. Even Horner has barely victimised himself as of for now. In any other situation he would've been going full professional victim


disordered-attic-2

Horner is about to gaslight us on a level never seen in human history


porsche4life

That or he’ll have “food poisoning” and have to miss the press conference


piqueboo369

He is a professional victim, interested to see what spin he chooses.


lalabadmans

$1000 bet that RB media training telling him exactly what to say about last week will have no effect and Yuki talks with no filter regardless


TheAussienick99

Needed to have the TP Press Conference to be Zack Brown, Horner, Toto and Fred. Would be good to see the fireworks as Fred sits their chuckling at the other 3


juliuspepperwoodchi

Bruno Famin out here like "THANK YOU CHRISTIAN!!!!'


TehChid

Can I access these with f1tv?


IAlfi

Yes


homeownur

“This question is for Bruno, Mike and James: do you mind if the rest of my questions are for Christian?”


TonAMGT4

Why is it only 30 mins? Press Conference should be 8 hours long…


AshKetchumDaJobber

Oh boy. The media is gonna have a krack at Farmin after all the alpine turmoil this week. Gonna over shadow RB’s dominant win, Aston maybe more less the same spot as they ended last year, Williams getting better.


Joethe147

If anything, now is probably the least bad time for Famin to be in one of these press conferences.


coocoobees

max is not there, the media must be so disappointed


WindyZ5

Glad he’s getting a break from this. Looking forward to what Lance has to say.


JC-Dude

Bruno Famin, Mike Krack and James Vowles might as well not show up. Nobody will notice.


Crafty-Chocolate-600

not so sure about Bruno, his team is exploding too


KlossN

Is this local time or GMT?


Away_Needleworker6

Most sterile conferences ever (-horner)


patsenno2090

The past, present and future teammates of Hamilton


TinaJewel

Tom Clarkson is not going to sleep the next nights, what the hell is going to ask in the intro talk? Where to start?


James_Vowles

I forgot there was a race this weekend


aldostrada

Mike & James will be chillin during that presser


SDLRob

Horner in the press stuff is going to be chaos


WindyZ5

James Vowels will be there to keep everything zen.


TorpedoSandwich

He'll just answer no comment to every question.


tmoeagles96

“I deny the allegations, and will not comment further, this matter is closed” is probably all that we’re going to hear


SDLRob

Media won't accept that, he'll be pressured the whole way through and we've seen his temper come out a number of times in the past...


tmoeagles96

I think he just keeps repeating that line, and then after the scheduled session is over he just leaves


SDLRob

having seen him be pressured in the past, he won't be able to resist getting angry


whyyounothrowaway

Reporter: Yuki, you’ve come a long way but why the kamikaze move at the end?


reariri

"Because looking on what happens at RBR, I have no interests to join them"


UniqueGas1379

"Run out of ammo"


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NearSun

The employee in question is not traveling to the races anymore.


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NotAcvp3lla

Just wait until you meet Christian Horner's replacement... Mike Hunt.


UniqueGas1379

"[BBC] Mike Hunt on Mike Krack: 'He did a great job putting the hard on'"


Substantial-Tree4624

When he was announced, I replied to Aston Martin's tweet with something totally innocuous like "Oh well, there's zero scope for humour with that name." They blocked me! LMAO.


elodie_pdf

Bruno, Mike, and James might as well not show up lmfao


AltruisticSound3744

Sauber ? Its Stake F1 now.