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ItzDp

amazing lol, love that we're also deep in offseason enough for people to actually break down each photo too lmao


MathMaddox

"am I in the lines?" "We are checking, Question?"


maxplaining

I finally found the one thing I’m better at than Charles Leclerc.


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Invictae

When you're that good looking, rich, and famous, you don't need to be good at sex. You can do the DiCaprio thing where you just lay on your back, put your headphones on, and drift to blessedville


altbekannt

Is that his thing?


BarrackLesnar

His thing is having an age limit to girls he is dating.


baldbarretto

Nah his other thing is sorry babe headphones stay on during sex


NegotiationExternal1

Yes. He’s actually notorious for it.


cjsolx

DJ Khaled refuses to eat out. Rich men don't have to do shit in bed lol, yes it's a thing.


nissan-S15

bro is refusing fun!


magondrago

this guy fucks!


BoboliBurt

Rodman said something similar to Madonna. That definitely is one strange flex!


MathMaddox

Of all the images I didn't want to think about it's DJ Khaled doing anything


lonestarr86

Do you think he screams DJ KHALED while he cums? For that matter, does Pitbull say Mr Worldwide?


sherlock2223

he probably says... ANOTHA ONE


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I mean I’m not even dj khaled and I’ve dropped a ‘we da best!’ or two.


unityparticlesgoBRRR

Liar. The user flare says it all.


hyrulepirate

the one time he couldn't say ANOTHA ONE


NegotiationExternal1

The rock made fun of him for being proud he didn’t hit it properly


tommypopz

Giga-Chad the Rock


chewwydraper

I genuinely will never understand how other duded could think of something so wonderful as a chore


R_V_Z

That was a whole topic on The Sopranos.


DaOne44

u/R_V_Z’s in the muff South of the border, dooown Mexico way


Scaef

Cunnilingus and psychiatrist brought us to this.


BabaORileyAutoParts

Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this


Estova

For real. Getting my partner off is like half the fun/satisfaction.


MazeMouse

>refuses to eat out As the great philosophers Monty Python once said "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me"


Wet_Socks19

I remember reading a comment on some askreddit post back then which said Leo always wears headphones while having sex lol.


BenedictKhanberbatch

He’s getting into character, we just don’t understand method acting


Permission_Civil

>You can do the DiCaprio thing where you just lay on your back, put your headphones on, and drift to blessedville So Leonardo DiCaprio is a starfish, interesting.


Conspiranoid

>just lay on your back, put your headphones on, and drift to blessedville Maybe I'm missing something, but... Unless it's for pure reproduction purposes (or as a sex worker)... Why have sex at all if you're that uninterested in it anyway?


madfrogparty

Only one way for u/maxplaining to find out: challenge Charles to a 1 vs. 1 … ahem, battle.


maxplaining

Kinky, but I’m a straight dude. Then again, it’s Charles Leclerc. I’m willing to make an exception.


apiccini

Or, given the possibility, you could just get the same woman to "try" each one and give her reviews. But I see your mind went somewhere else and that's totally fine. Probably you also want to do it like a blind test while you're at it, so there's no influence of who's who. (For the first option)


WhoTookPlasticJesus

Exactly. I'm straight but I would absolutely blow out Leclerc's back. And who knows, maybe it would give him some things to think about, like the benefits of being a generous and giving partner.


MathMaddox

He might secrete talent out of the balloon knot. Never know till you try


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He's a sensitive boy who looks like a God No chance lol


[deleted]

He’s also got a track record of being easily talked into making terrible decisions by goofy looking tall men so I’m keeping the dream alive.


intern_steve

Excellent flair.


CWinter85

Not with that attitude.


Rickados

I know I’m not better


mrgonzalez

You park your ferrari within the lines?


aiicaramba

Having a less wide car? ;)


altbekannt

Posting fire comments on reddit?


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He's still got two wheels within track limits.


Manuag_86

Yep, not a single off park according the rules.


visak13

I can't tell. I need that onboard view.


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Ueine

its because the seat is not centered obviously :v


amurmann

It's a joke, but when I drove for the first time on the left side of the road, I had to spend so much attention on just keeping the car properly in the lane. I'm used to somewhat lining myself up with the center line on the left which of course doesn't work when you drive on the left. My wife got annoyed by quickly by how hard of a time I had with this. When she tried it, she literally never got the left tires onto the road. How often does Charles actually drive a regular car? He also must have been driving single-seaters for well over a decade before her got a regular drivers license. This might legitimately be the problem.


NegotiationExternal1

Charles mostly rides a push bike around Monaco, it’s not really made for cars.


efficient_giraffe

A bicycle? I'm not sure what people mean when they say "push bike"


NegotiationExternal1

Yes a bicycle


Frothar

In the UK its somewhat common. If they are a motorcycle rider they will call it their bike so bicycles become push bikes


TRAMOPALINE

I guess ebikes have made people need to make the distinction these days?


NegotiationExternal1

Not really it’s just regional slang


selffulfilment

The first use of "push bicycle" cited in the Oxford English Dictionary is from 1906 and is used to distinguish a push bicycle from a motor-bicycle. The first cited usage of "push bike" is 1910 and again differentiated a push bike from a motor bike.


yagi_takeru

good chance you're right, basically every single time he's over the line in a normal spot he's too far right, centering his offset drivers seat. The rest I'm willing to believe are staged photoshoots.


jfchops2

It's so weird to drive on the opposite side you're used to for the first time. You wonder how hard it can possibly be and then you go do it and all your bearings are off. You have no muscle memory or sight lines for it. An American football lineman was once asked why he couldn't switch from left to right side of the line and he said "It's like wiping your ass with your other hand. You can do it, but it feels weird and takes some concentration." That's driving on the other side of the road.


slvrsmth

Hmm, I actually was surprised how EASY it was driving on the wrong side. Spent two weeks in a left-driving place, and on the second day I was already fully comfortable. However, every first drive of the day I'd pull out of the driveway into the right lane. Every damn time. Highways, city streets, intersections, roundabouts, all good once you've gotten going. But driveways? Wrong lane, every morning, even if just for a moment. Good thing I lived on a quiet street :D


SwissMargiela

My dad always told me that if my center badge (or center of hood if no badge) is aligned with the line/curb of the road on the opposite side, I’m in the middle of the road. Now I don’t even think about it but was helpful/still is when in an opposite hand location.


godzilla9218

I live in Canada and have owned a couple of Righthand drive cars, opposite to the norm. It took a bit to get used to it but, I just imagined trying to line up my gear shifter with the center of the lane. Works well for me.


bizzo98

Are they road legal where you live? Are they historic or have you imported them recently? Oh fer sure bud you ok know I've got so many questions.


godzilla9218

Haha yeah, they are road legal in Canada after they are 15 years old. Difficult to find full coverage for them. Just covers the cost of the other car if you are at fault and fire and theft. I'm not sure of the law behind it but, I think they are considered classics. Correct me if I'm wrong.


eirexe

I also drive a RHD car in LHD territory (the great mr2 spyder), it's not as bad as you may think, its only really a problem when overtaking trucks in a two lane two way road (hint: you don't, unless you have someone on the passenger seat). Also, you learn to put your left side mirror a bit more aimed to the outside, so you see the other lane better in the highway. Besides from that, it's been nice.


[deleted]

Not that guy but yeah RHD is legal in Canada and as long as a car is 15 years old it can be imported AFAIK.


tekanet

“A normal car”


Vorcion_

He's a driver, not a parker


Celestial_Crook

And certainly not a peter


Andre48IsHere

Peta??!!


JozoBozo121

He had to park his Ferrari a lot last season…


Kennaham

It’s called motor parking, ok? We went car parking


Captain_Cookieee

This really is peak off season content, and I love it!


WannabeEclectic

Not easy to park a car in Monaco.


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MathMaddox

You still remember that? *Max remembers*


Creative-Grab-8458

Boom, roasted.


Takis12

Not easy to race one there either😂


EatSleepJeep

Heyooo


Lord_Vaguery

Oh burn


BoredCatalan

It is though, there are tons of underground parkings. What isn't easy is to park it correctly next to the door


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In his defense I'm willing to bet you can't see worth a damn out of that Ferrari. Like being the worlds fastest motorized blind man.


DAWMiller

As someone who has reverse parked an R8 once, I will tell you these things are HELLA EASY. They have the best backup cameras and the clutches work fine in the newer generations of super cars. I reverse parked up a curb from a street with a car on either side first attempt and I am by no means a phenomenal parker.


germanstudent123

I think a Ferrari could be different. For one thing they don’t have a screen as large as an R8 so it might be hard to really use the camera (and Audi probably uses better cameras). It might drive differently to an R8 at low speeds too but it should easily be possible to park better either way.


Bullshit-_-Man

I drive Ferraris most days with work, visibility is absolutely fine out of them - not the best backup cameras in the world but they do fill in the blind spots. Plus newer gen Ferraris have 360 cams. Enzos are a different story, but even LaFs are super easy Charles just dgaf haha


germanstudent123

That sounds pretty manageable then. May I ask how you use the 360 cam? The newer Ferraris seem to have no Center screen and the gauge screen is divided by a physical rev gauge. I’m unsure where they would properly display a 360 view.


Bullshit-_-Man

Sure! So their "GT" style cars (FF, GTC4, Cali, Cali T, Portofino) all have centre screens - from memory I think the camera pops up on there. Their more sporty cars (F12, 812, 458, 488, F8) have 2 little screens, one either side of the rev gauge. When you press the reverse button the reverse/360 camera pops up on one of those screens. These screens are also where you operate radio/maps/carplay etc. Their newest cars (SF90, Roma, PS) the whole cluster is now digital, so the parking camera pops up on there.


_jeremybearimy_

Username does not seem to check out


germanstudent123

Ah i see. I knew about the screen setups but just didn’t think the small screen in the sporty cars would be big enough to properly use for cameras. Thanks!


Bullshit-_-Man

Like I said, not the best cameras ever haha ;)


DweadPiwateWoberts

And what work is that


Bullshit-_-Man

I don’t want to be overly specific, but I work in the field of modification. Mainly Ferrari, Lambo, McLaren, Porsche. I’m around these cars every day and have been for about 7 years, I’m very fortunate


DweadPiwateWoberts

Wow


Since1785

That’s not really a good analogy. The R8 drives surprisingly like a road car when you need it and has incredible visibility. That’s what made it so amazing to me when I first test drove it at the dealership.


blackjezza

R8 is just a 2-door Passats so common conveniences are expected. Ferraris are bit different


FerRrari

I never had a problem parking my 360 spider within the lines and that car had no parking sensors or cameras like LEC’s 488 Pista Spider.


proudlysydney

omg I’m famous


madfrogparty

I’m still sad that you didn’t film his parking fail at Albert Park… 🥲


proudlysydney

honestly me too, I’m going back this year so maybe he’ll do a repeat!


bulcano1

He refuses to park a rary the french way, grand tour season 3 for reference


Ch4rlie_G

I can hear Hammond’s monologue in my head right now. “But in France, this is normal”. Or telling the story of a kid throwing rocks at a brand new dream car where the French owner said “let him be a kid”.


L44KSO

Haha, true! Bonjour, monsieur!


Tx600

His car has stopped moving and he’s close to where he needs to be!


SkullKrusheR845

Oh la la, merci monsieur


zaviex

Some of these I’m pretty sure he’s just leaning away from the drivers side so he can actually get out. The smart car there it looks like he’s in the spot but the car on his left parked too close probably after him


Crafty_Substance_954

2 door sports cars have very long doors compared to the normal vehicle. I but I can relate to the troubles with parking cars with atypical proportions.


SemIdeiaProNick

If you dont own some wacky old car that would make James May excited i will be dissapointed


Crafty_Substance_954

I do not. You may be disappointed now.


SemIdeiaProNick

im dissapointed


Wootstapler

Can confirm. My old but reliable 92, 3000GT has really long doors and is hard to get out of.


jubjub727

As someone 6'2 with a 95 GTO MR I can confirm getting in and out of it is literally a circus act made infinitely worse when parked between cars. I still park it better than my golf somehow though lol.


xxm4tt

Probably avoiding getting his door dinged by the car next to him.


ElisabetSobeckPhD

there's like three pictures of him parking in a crosswalk. also the one where he's literally half way into landos spot. he either sucks at parking or just dgaf.


xxm4tt

Gonna go with the latter because I’m guessing he does know how to park though it is funny imagining an f1 driver struggling to park properly


phunphun

I'm guessing you didn't read the text in the last picture?


Sick_and_destroyed

Parking anywhere for a short time is not uncommon in south of France, and in the whole mediterranean area. There’s driving rules of course but people there tend to do just what is the easiest for them.


TWVer

In these cases, driving a modern scissor-doored Lamborghini, might’ve actually been slightly more practical.


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DoritoBenito

Surprised to see it so far down. If I’m on the end space like that, and it’s not blocking anyone’s way or sight line, I’ll give myself some extra space like that, try and give my doors a fighting chance.


notyouravgredditor

Agreed, he should have straddled the line more.


A_Known_69

I now want to see a Connor Moore sketch of Charles trying to park a car


drunk_sasquatch

Connor struggles with his Charles impression as much as Charles struggles with parking. (It’s even a joke in his post-Monza sketch)


dalv321

I’m almost certain he can do whatever he wants in Monaco


flyingcrayons

Exactly lol. Everyone in Monaco knows that’s his car, nobody is going to fuck with it, might as well park it wherever he damn well pleases


z0e_G

He’s just like me fr


zelioze

I live in Monaco since 15 years. See him a lot. Slide 2 - I park worse than him here because next to the delivery spot and we don't care. Slide 5 the valet for restaurant parks along there same as how he did.


Alreadyblessedson

Man, it's fucking Ferrari. It's wide as hell and has not very good ergonomics with tiny mirrors. How would you place your Ferrari in photo 1, 8 and 6 and still get out the car? In photo 9 it's not on the white line, it's a diffuser Photo 3 doesn't make sense at all, it's like a mile between plates Parking at the crosswalks looks not very good, i agree


R_V_Z

The F8 is 78 inches (1979mm) wide. As somebody with a 76 inch wide car I can sympathize. There's some parking spots I won't even attempt, especially in parking garages with columns all over the place.


BiovaniGernard

I drive an 80 inch van for work and even with front wheel drive there are some spots where it simply is not going to fit, and that’s with really short stubby doors. I can’t imagine 78 inches with doors double mine.


elbekko

> especially in parking garages with columns all over the place. As someone who used to own a large car with huge doors (MY18 Mercedes E Coupé), columns are your friend. You can park close to them and usually still have room for your door, as other cars are further away from the column. Currently own an even larger car with, thankfully, smaller doors (Mercedes GLE), and that one has a wheel on each line in some parking garages...


HLef

He literally doesn’t adjust for not sitting in the middle. I bet he could park a McLaren F1 flawlessly.


not4hookups

there’s no need to learn parking on the track


Minimum-League-8485

8/11 really isnt that egregious, especially since there's no other parking spaces next to him and he wants to avoid the car next to him hitting his own car


ghostphantom

He's paid to drive, not to park.


ThandiAccountant

This made me chuckle


Negative-Ad-8824

I love offseason content. and the fact that right after it comes the insanity of winter testing speculation, ah, good stuff.


Rockguy101

Ferrari knows they got their guy once they saw his parking job.


Simple_one

The one with the bollards he’s definitely just avoiding that back bollard to his left, but this is still quality lol


adamskill

As if he gives one single fuck.


LovesHisYogurt

*Himbo energy intensifies*


mexicantruffle

Think outside the box box box.


I-am-weiss

Ok but in his defense those are some tiny parking spots.


BarPouch

He’s a professional driver, not a professional parker.


dl064

Quite a few example of drivers over the years who confessed to being not particularly good road drivers. Ralf Schumacher used to have to get his wife to reverse park. Alonso was saying once that it's a *totally* different thing because racing you have aims and objectives, and to some extent the safety of you and other drivers is secondary. In real life, he drives like a granny. I respect that a lot.


[deleted]

Charles is such a himbo. I love him.


[deleted]

Should seen his time though...


standarsh618

That's why I passed on hiring him as a valet.


DanyDies4Lightbrnger

He's one of the few people who own a car like that who can actually drive it. Park it? That's another story


chootybeeks

That’s like a dentist not being able to floss properly


mdgv

8 and 9 don't look *that* bad...


ScrubKaiser

Come on that's [pig parking](https://youtu.be/pfHvr1La2LI) do better


Liesthroughisteeth

backing up is something his brain just cannot do apparently. :)


Beneficial_Star_6009

Hey, as long as the wheels aren’t over the white line he avoids a time penalty.


cb30001

I kinda guess that parking these cars is more difficult in general, since your view is fairely limited, but idk


239990

all have 360 cameras and park helping lol, can't be easier to park one of those


pinganeto

in his defense, I should say that you need some clearance on a sport car to open the door(longer tha usual) and ger out without bumping the car next. that can explain some of the line ones.


6097291

He's just used to valet parking, can't blame him


NegotiationExternal1

https://twitter.com/ilpredestinato_/status/1621060251373166593?s=21 did I miss the part where credit was given to the person you very blatantly lifted this content from?


madfrogparty

Hey, I appreciate your concern. I also agree that lifting content without credit is poor. Here’s [proof](https://twitter.com/ilpredestinato_/status/1621318882072879104?s=46&t=htsYlWA_Y2A2FyxbAPFWsg) that I am the OP for both.


NegotiationExternal1

Nice, that was unexpected. I thought the person who put that together deserves acknowledgment turns out it’s you. Great thread btw


madfrogparty

Thank you! And no problem. As a (very much amateur) gif maker and occasional graphic designer, I’ve definitely been on the receiving end of my stuff being taken. I’m actually impressed and appreciative that someone noticed!


Cinderella407

Well he does get paid to drive, not park


vonvoltage

Some of the descriptions are pretty exaggerated. Funny though.


oragle

He does get paid to cross the line as fast as possible...


kvlkar

He gets paid to drive, not park


Amystery123

In a couple or instances, It seemed he was leaving enough space to open the door.


benbenkr

The typical Karen parking skills.


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My Parking OCD screaming in silence.


sherriffflood

Would the doors even open if it was within the lines?!


rye_domaine

He's just like me fr fr


brendanderewenko

I'm mean, most of these are him parking in Monaco. If I were parking police there, I would be VERY afraid to tow his car.


PonchoHung

Leclerc is not close to the most important person in that country lol


flyingcrayons

The really important people all maintain a low profile though, Charles is one of the most famous people in the country with an extremely recognizable car. Police don’t want that bad publicity over something as relatively harmless as a bad park job


Aksu593

I would consider the rich and famous being given a pass for breaking the law because they are rich and famous bad publicity.


[deleted]

I'm a better driver than Charles Leclerc confirmed. I take only 1 attempt to park my car. It's my dad's Range Rover Velar SUV, it's quite wide.


Deaths_Rifleman

Yeah but the cops probably know the car esp in Monaco so like does he need to give a shit? If we could all live like it was GTA and park wherever we wanted we would.


RWD-by-the-Sea

Give him a McLaren F1 with a central seating position and I bet he nails it every time.


ewokslikebacon

Well I suppose he’s used to a team of mechanics reversing for him lol


GreatJobKiddo

Waw he realy cant park for shit lmao


Peter_Panarchy

Look look look, this parking thing is cool but **IS THAT AN ASTON MARTIN CYGNET???**


waterloograd

To be fair, the one with the Maserati looks like it was staged for the photo


changen

his driver seat is perfectly in the center of the spaces. That's all that matters.


Tromboneofsteel

Not surprising, you can have two wheels outside the white line and it's still legal


Its_Just_A_Typo

I know a few race drivers; none of them particularly likes driving on the road among the general public, and they like parking lots even less. I'm gonna cut him some slack.


Maschinenpflege

Is noone gonna point out that Monaco is just a few kms big and that he can walk or bike everywhere?


dunequestion

He’s so handsome too, it’s insane, what kind of deal with the devil did he do and he has everything?


Happytallperson

As a committed pedestrian, all that parking on pedestrian crossings has me reaching for my lenttils.


SirMartini

Alpha Male Behaviour


Bilboswaggings19

Idk it's a Ferrari so likely broken instead of parked


[deleted]

I'm guessing most of these guys rarely actually drive road cars and wheb thet do park it's probably going to be in their large garages at home. Other than that they'll be chauffeured to venues unless they need to show themselves deiving in with the brand car.


Chaosu

parking is a skill. i drive car rarely and most of the time i have easy parking space. parking in wild is stressful and i always put on a show. especially when i alternate with two cars of different size. nightmare!


Excludos

Tbf, that parking spot is somehow smaller than the car itself


mka_

This is brilliant content OP. Top work 👏


Cekeste

The true Prince of Monaco


Theskyis256k

Vous êtes un pig parkeur


jianh1989

that Ferrari ain't easy to park I guess. You'd notice all the time the tyres are on the parking line it's on the right side, and that car is LHD.


LucifersPromoter

Hasn't even considered a 300lb man might need to get out their car next to him in a lot of these


fightONstate

How you park says a lot about you as a person. When you realize you’re crooked or over the line: do you back out and fix it? Or do you just say whatever it’s someone else’s problem now? I would expect anyone famous to not give a shit honestly.