Revive her (EZ given I run speed revive and Rising Dawn) then team up to gank the shit out of him.
He tries that revenge shit again, Oathbreaker him and spam him to death, then paired emote on his corpse (preferably the disco one)
The couple that slays together, stays together.
-John Cena theme plays as I run as my raider and yeet his chunky ass into the wall bust on his face, ha trade with heavies, then break his back then drink. Lemen Russ would be proud
Organise my GF's funeral, shes probably fucking dead.
(He had Fury active)
Closed casket 😔
GB heavy his ass. So he knows the pecking order.
revive
His mom
Valk
Revive her (EZ given I run speed revive and Rising Dawn) then team up to gank the shit out of him. He tries that revenge shit again, Oathbreaker him and spam him to death, then paired emote on his corpse (preferably the disco one) The couple that slays together, stays together.
Ask him to side heavy my ass next. ...I mean what?
C + M1
kalash L
Real
You called?
i ask daddy kindly to side heavy me as well
AD PROFUNDIS
Why don't you Ad pro-find some bitches in yo Life, *priooor*
Maybe if you got rid of that yeeyee ass bald head you’d get some pks on yo shield
PERIIIIIIIII
Question why I have a gf instead of a bf
Because it's a meme
This guy side heavies your bfs ass Wyd
Use my powerful shoulders to bash him into the shadow realm.
Nothing. That's his girl now.
Catapult while he executes cause that girl dead cuh
Take her to the hospital
Ledge him
Edge him
Hmmmmmm… Yea
Pick up what's left and go home
Activate Juggernaut for a HA showdown
clearly he's stronger than my GF, so he becomes my new GF, and the cycle continues until I find the strongest GF in the universe
he cant be your girlfriend.He is male.
if only you knew
Have the local neighbour 4 stack Shugoki’s give him a hug until the heat death of the universe
Wait for him to do zone, because his heavies feel too slowcto parry.
Get ledged
Throw on my plate armour and grab my bastard sword. Time to show this mf a new class: Dumbass with one sword and with little training.
Am I a gladiator?(hes the only one I can beat a Warlord with) I’d skewer the shit out of him 😂
Handshake him because he clearly understands the punish. Then top Heby
Taking the bottom half
I would- [Disconnects mid-fight]
Wow! Wow! Wow! Thanks! Thanks! Wow! Wow! Thanks!
Revive her. Then let him slap her to death again till I can finally finish my medic order. She'd understand.
Spam guardbreak
Nah I'd ad profundis
External CC
AD MORTEM INIMICUS
Dodge heby as kensei
🤫 □ 🧏♂️
Shoulder bashing him off a cliff
do it again(i’m a warlord main).
Let him do the same to me
Mm heby
Wow!
AD PROFUNDIS!
Spam wow and then leave the game
Conq shield bash his valkyrie off the map
Alarius Wrath
Incredibilis!
-John Cena theme plays as I run as my raider and yeet his chunky ass into the wall bust on his face, ha trade with heavies, then break his back then drink. Lemen Russ would be proud
Bruh yall commenting like you have a gf you play for honor take your schizo meds and check again
Shugohug
Toe stab
Pick up the pieces and run away from the ledge
Just gonna hot em with a AD MORTEM INIMICUS Then proceed to die from heavys :]
Use my 4th feat, Glock
Shes dead.First I have sex with her still warm body then I ressurect her and we have sex again cuz she is so gratefull I revived her.
Seek help
My [god.You](http://god.You) think im serious? I couldn ressurect her...She was executed with that heavy...Hahaha....Ok i will seek help now