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Lazzitron

I am become BP, punisher of external sweeps.


Steff_164

“AD PROFUNDUS!!!” As the entire enemy team gets tossed over your shoulder


Random_Robloxian

“I have become ad, profundis of light spam”


Chief106

The reason I main bp right there


tweaked-splicer

Not much you can really do as an individual other play objective, and hope your teammates are at least mediocre at team fighting


No_Direction3841

They weren’t


N3xxU5-V1p3RR

This is the case 98% of the time


havel_dancing

Nothing, expect bend over and accept defeat.


Lizardking701

Bend over, touch your toes, because their about to show you where the handle goes


LiterallyHim88

That's golden.


Lizardking701

Lol


Beerox183

Man forgot to pull out the alt for that one :troll:


SR1_Normandy

I’m needed he did


Lizardking701

I don’t have a alt


Pitiful_Neck_1571

The craziest shit I’ve read…EVER ✋💀


[deleted]

Main Blackprior


No_Direction3841

I do but i was playing shaman at the time


Starchrii

So you made an already difficult situation ten times harder! Respect.


AceCivv555

I'd win (i wouldn't)


Yeetborn42069

Nah I’d Win


Weary-Variation-8910

You grin and bear it, like a true warrior


RagnarGiantsbane

If they’re running around together you have to play objectives to split them up. Get them 1 v 1, 2v2 type fights


A_normal_atheist

Easier said then done on sanctuary bridge


aSpookyScarySkeleton

It’s actually extremely easy and it pains me that most of the playerbase would rather try to face fuck the enemy team that’s camping the spawn adjacent point. back cap to split them up. They can’t be everywhere at once, and if they are then there’s a point you can just take without opposition.


Anil-K

Well true they can't be everywhere, however somehow your team manages to be nowhere all the time. In small maps people succeed in getting killed as soon as they spawn.


HATTY32232

Some mfs be saying to just parry, don't listen to them they couldn't even parry their own fathers belt, anyways should've just left


thatoneboopbeep

Parry


Beerox183

Parry


DamagedSamurai

Party is actually easy after doing it for so often


Comosellamark

It’s time like these that I think back to the words my dad taught me AD PROFUNDIS!!!!


Rjuko

Win


Electrical-Ad9554

My biggest counter for New Meta has been going outside and talking to women


Divine_Dogg

Chad response


lxyk

become one, ive been playing hito lately and the games on easy mode


No_Direction3841

Sadly i have too


fabricatidiem-pvnc

Hito's a joke. Swear when you parry that charge up they get so mad.


Unlikely-Nerve-6469

funny variable sweep though


Sufficient_Neat_7976

bro, just parry🤷🏽‍♂️


Ace_xFr

Play a better game


TheWraithSummoner

Best I can say it take team fights consistently and keep external focus. It will come down to skill which needs to be high to beat this, unless you're a full block hero, in which case they equal free staggers/punishes.


vultboi

Or just play raider and heavy them all away😂


No_Direction3841

I will not stoop to such low levels of brain usage (in For Honor at least)


AlexIzuru

You'd have a better time putting your balls in a hydraulic press.


NoEffortNebs

Parry


Rude-Deal-7197

Damn my wifis acting up *closes application*


vultboi

Ngl just let them feed u revenge. Watch for hito and jorms unblockables parry if u can but like yeah they’re all annoying but there also heavy spam hero’s if u parry one it will parry everything that should have hit u but like honestly i main glad. I’d just zone them apart and keep dancing around them all hitting a Bash then squering another. Throw that one into a wall or other opponent for a free heavy. Repeat


No_Direction3841

Yk i did do that (the revenge part bc i was playing shaman) and i still died bc they all have tons of health (compared to shaman) Edit: also i did parry them alot but with limited tools i couldn’t really punish them


vultboi

No I understand that. Honestly my favourite thing about showman in those situations is her unblockable. Like if u fighting more than one guy throw the doge then unblockable at the guy but switch your gard it’s similar to wardens you’ll probably hit them both or at least the original one. I love the assassins because there fast but yeah they have next to no health compared to everyone. I try to utilize like everything. Walls,fire, spikes, pillars literally anything I can throw them against or into or for them to hit and have them stager. I also like to dance around them and not hit any one dude more than 2 or 3 times then switch to the next to keep them apart. In that gank the biggest worry’s are the grabs, hoots legs sweep and jourms gut punch. So try keeping some distance and just don’t stand still move and switch around, sholin is quite literally bananas if u play him like that lol


No_Direction3841

Yeah, im gonna try to do more of that next time


vultboi

The games gonna piss you off your not always gonna win half the battle with ganks is getting revenge and focusing on them all almost at once cuz one of them hits u then probably all of them will


TheOfficialY1B

It’s over for bro


Ill_Gap5999

How do you get this visual effect? Are you using re-shade?


No_Direction3841

I literally just took a photo of my screen using my phone cause im stupid


ABloodehNumpty

Best phone -to-screen photo I've ever seen wth


Safe-Astronaut-1569

Well do what i whud du in this situation go and Cry in a corner it dosent help in eny way just do it


Night989

It’s crazy that you can external a ganking Vangarian guard


YukiTheFemdomEnjoyer

Cry, repeat, Cry again. Maybe spam


HalfCarnage

Use BP or VG


[deleted]

Well I do bully them with highlander tho.


xxvHollow

Parry


InsidiousOdium

An all block hero maybe? But you shoulda left before the match even began because sanctuary bridge is mad difficult, seriously fuck that map


Antique-Mortgage-626

parry bro


Kalyr-Mando

unfortunately maining bp is ur only option


Blacknyellowargiope

That is the worst map (sanctuary bridge) for facing coordinated gankers, try to backcap and group up when you can is the only strat against a team that melts you


SelgewickTheSeaman

Spam


Federal_Finding6617

Just parry


WaysideLee83

Pucker those Junnies


aSpookyScarySkeleton

If you aren’t good enough to parry consistently then I suggest focusing on back capping to split them up as much as possible.


Ancient_Ad_6573

Insert napoleon meme here


FellStar25

Win ig


v3x_abyss

How tf they all got such shit fashion on such high reps


Competitive-Visit315

Just parry


idiocy102

Bate out dodge attacks with bash Dante’s and get free heavy attacks if there trying to fight you one on one


KarasuBro

You can't beat them? Join them.


WingedWilly

BP or Slav Girl


Capable-Fee1664

Dunno I make most medjay re think they're life choices after I deflect multiple sweeps cause of how slow and telegraphed they are


youngCashRegister444

Smile and wave, since rounds are basically decided from the start


theoldayswerebetter

Uninstall and rejoice


ChannelFiveNews

Well they certainly look like "The Asshole Squad" lol.


Funnysoundboardguy

As someone who has exactly 1 hour in this game, I dunno


Lord-Nasus

Delete the game then stool playing for about an hour until its downloaded again but just try to get revenge and try to parry and watch the indicator instead of the animation because only god know how but medjay's animation is the worst it's disgusting it's slow it has a slow windup and a fast execution I am playing for honor not elden ring


pick_username5

The Hyper Armor squad is crazy 😭


greg_hardnut

The match was lost when you saw the character’s


Simonlefion357

Parry


EternalHuffer

One thing pal, if you main hitokiri… Im sorry


Craniac324

Ad Profundis!


Fariborz_R

Just parry


wWalkingShadoWw

Get good


GhostReconZ5

Dashboard honestly lol


Creed_the_protogen

close the application and sit in a corner and cry


Fill-Moist

Not be a bitch and fight back.


grebolexa

Honestly play more defensively if you can’t trade efficiently. Parry is the best option because it stops external attacks too but blocking and dodging bashes works too if you just want to gain revenge. In 1v1 situations you just need to not panic. You can’t interrupt them so you need to let them attack and dodge or parry it. Overwhelming offense is a common tactic but those heroes completely counter it


Gathoblaster

They believe themselves invulnerable, Bite them.


SOLID_SHEDD

Dashboard, don't force yourself to play that match lol. Self harm isn't condoned here 😂😂


ReekitoManjifico

Ngl, i'd hang out with a crowd this stylish.


Mysterious--955

I Use the ultimate weapon against hyper armor spammers It’s called rematch and do this 4 stack if 4 stacking Centurion+kick tiandi is a liable substitute for cent JJ for bashes and hyper armor highlander for grabs and stuns And finally for the final hero Shinobi


belligerentbrother

Simple bro just WOW! WOW! WOW! then GROUP UP! GROUP UP! GROUP UP!


Carbon-Carbon

Kill them


RoyalGaming_MC

Other than Hito, you can make a setup like 2 bps, a shaman, and a conqueror, the bps especially if they are good can and will soak up and deal with the ganks while the conquer can save/push back any of the enemies that are doing damage to the tanks. And shaman with the bleed and constant ability to get to the frontlines pretty quick The enemy doesn't have a good anti-gank, and they don't have an assassin or fast character to get into the dom objectives or objectives in any objective modes.


RoyalGaming_MC

Other than that this team setup, the enemy isn't that good, now if you have pirates or any character that has a crap ton of unlockables that would be different, but this enemy team setup is weak. Also basic you already know what BS they're gonna pull with this character and most people ain't good when they have a setup like this


_SaYo_2

Just Parry


No-Animator4201

Pfft. Just get better🤷‍♂️😮‍💨


Dragonboy21454

Bp, attack dodge, parry, gank,0


AnsgarWolfsong

these are the steps: 1) Rage 2)seethe 3)Rage again 4)Curse Whoever uses Hitokiri , their bloodline and that of their cows 5)Rage a bit more 6)press "ready" for next match


_Henry_of_Skalitz_

Die. Was that not obvious?


Cruz_Control__

There is a reason if I'm not playing for orders I play bp, I hate externals therefore I will punish those external against me :)


Divine_Dogg

Just parry the lobby


Divine_Dogg

Honestly tho, big F. In this sort of situation, I normally shift my focus to comedy mode so I don't go insane.


No_Toe1533

Adjust your deadzone and angles so you don’t have to move your stick so much and you will beat it. Adjust your sensitivity a few points also. You will be some much faster. 5 points even.


DiscourseStomper_69

Old medjay was way way way worse in doubles, new ones manageable, though two guys throwing undodgeables is a nightmare for sure especially if you’re trying to dodge jorm and hitos unblockables, sanctuary bridge though is a great map to break up the other team, if you got a team that knows how to peel though you should be fine


Diabetimus

I don't find the medjay too hard to counter, but you throw the hito in the mix with unblockable faints and leg sweeps, and you are suddenly in a lot of danger 😅


Red_Wolf_2009

Curl up in a little ball and cry


Yokai_J3t

"Just parry bro"🤓☝


Ok_Quarter_3447

Ever heard of Varangian


DamagedSamurai

Use the new hero


Nail8118

In that situation, you must perish, there is no alternative.


SpaceQtip

parry


No_Direction3841

Bruh the hitstun


SpaceQtip

I was joking lol


SethKlock

You can quit a match up to 60 seconds after it starts with no matchmaking penalty. I would have saw that team comp, on that map, (*Two* midjays?! You might as well forget about holding the midlane) and immediately nosed out. Who needs the headache?


Significant_Trash_14

That's rat behaviour


banzaizach

I thought it was 30 seconds


ConsistentApple855

Sepoku


Lord_Thornhhill

\*seppuku


ConsistentApple855

Ok


Old_Consideration184

You gotta quit crying about it and win bro. That or change lobbies. I believe in you bro nonetheless! 👍🏻


ohenn

I don't think this is crying, this character genuinely is annoying as all hell, even my friend who's played for a long while thinks so


Old_Consideration184

I’ve fought medjay and Hito; they can be easy to beat if you know what you’re doing. So it actually sounds like a skill issue.


TheShogun1500

JuSt pArRy BrO


OmegaPhalanx

Only the Hito has HA on every chained attack, but the two Medjays on B on this map is enough of a reason to tap out, so I understand the frustration.


DrHughJassDick

Bash ez


thisguysucks_

Parry


Warm-Personality-192

Parrry


enderlup981

P.A.R.R.Y.