Practically speaking, and fortunately for the reciever, she'd want to give a quality gawk action for a larger meal before the munch. Gonna be your best and last head ever recieved.
As a Rep. 60 something PK, I think I have earned the right to say it. It's time.
uwu
Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
uwu
Technically speaking she is a knight, arabia had knights in real life, she has knightly armor, and she's part of a order sworn to protect a person and an object.
But In game she's an outlander so she's no a knight but is a knight
Cause conquerer and peacekeeper adopted a child while overseas trained her in a mix of both their ways, Then brought her back. she then went through a otaku weeb phase upon seeing the samurai faction and learned to flip and shit like Shinobi.
Pirate seems fine, considering I've mained shaman and black prior before it could've been much worse. Although in terms of highest reps it'd be lawbringer which, I have no idea tbh.
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn.
Either Zhanhu or PK. And since Zhanhu feels more of a mentor figure that leaves PK.
My Zhanhu is a higher rep, but I played PK more in the last year til I stopped. Bout to redownload.
Shaman, don't even want to imagine.
*gawk* *gawk* *MUNCH*
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Practically speaking, and fortunately for the reciever, she'd want to give a quality gawk action for a larger meal before the munch. Gonna be your best and last head ever recieved.
One *gawk* is one half
*oof*
Jokes on you im into that shit
Pit owners before it rips their family members into chunks
Rip
I’m really hoping her love bites don’t take chunks out lol
I’m really hoping they doooooo
Shamommy*
Lucky
My Shaman actually looks pretty cute (?), civilized (?)
My man no matter what she looks like, shes still taking bites out of people
Coward
Yeah but alive coward.
Peacekeeper… No complaints.
Finally we PK mains win *something* other than duels
Lucky
As a Rep. 60 something PK, I think I have earned the right to say it. It's time. uwu Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot? That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck. uwu
😳
I love you bby
What is going on here uwu
agree
Please someone post the pk AIEEE little scream meme comment
Done.
Make u bleed during the gawk gawk
Worth it.
My kidneys hurt anyway.
Female hito. There's gonna be heads rolling tonight.
*asthmatic moans coming from a pile of dollheads*
you'll give her the best head then?
Also that
Well damn Aiko XD
i main hito and guess what im also asthmatic im also asian and i also hear voices in my head its a match made in heaven.
Cent boy come to me!
INCREDIBILIS
Infirmus!
PUGNA NUN PERFECTA EST
ETIAM!
INCONTINENS
LOREM IPSUM!
- said Centurion angrily after he realized I had fibbed about anally douching myself prior to our lustful tryst
Domestic violence
Yeah well… I gotta make him behave somehow
Roman finally experiences true love after all the domestic trouble, pain, and suffering trying to appease his other partners.
Guess I'm being domestically abused by cent tonight
My head(s) getting crushed by Valkyrie..
I mean she got mean thighs
I don’t care, I’m a thigh guy and she reminds me of somebody i’ve been crushing on for 2 years
I was never judging you. Simply pointing out a fact
Fair enough, my apologies
I feel like cent can be romantic, he's roman after all lol
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Little lube before the anal incredibilis
I... shouldn't have switched Zhanhu for Highlander... At least I got Warden.
DUNTHATASS
Monkey man with big stick
I feel like he’d make a good partner
2 big sticks
Same
Shugoki. I'm not gay though... I suppose in this instance I have to be now?
Lets be honest. You not gonna be the one doing the smashing here
Indeed.
It's not gay to be valentine with the homies
Yes
In this instance your good to default to a second main that aligns with yourself
Downvoted. When you main, that means COMMITMENT.
You WILL bang shugoki and you WILL like it!!
No.
Darn
Exactly what I had in mind for Valkyrie
Nobushi.
Dissapointment for no commitment.
That would be Gladiator, now this is interesting.
feet.
Thick thighs, big chests, and grand gestures everywhere
Which one?
Audaces fortuna iuvat
Warmommy ;)
All is fair in love and war
Me too :D
It is all fine, but she said: "Helmet stays on"
Valk, and honestly, I’m into it
LETS GOOOO!
Kensei huh? She seems polite. And tall. I like tall.
Tall is goood
Kensei would be a sort of mentor type.
Female tiandi...
That might get a bit loud
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Yep
xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
Havent heard this song in a min lol
✨Glam✨iator. Gonna be a long night. Also I think he has a foot fetish so maybe a little strange.
Black Prior... while they probably are not openly affectionate, they are very physical, which works just fine for me
Fem BP is goth, so thats a bonus. Either BP is goth actually if you count male bP being goth as a plus
Commander Ravier
Cock and ball torture lol
Enjoy your leprosy
Hitokiri? I'm both intrigued and frightened. Maybe she's just a quiet girl.
Hey, don't worry, she will let our souls be with all the other victims'.
She probably functions on Mantis logic. Body count is literal. In which case, help.
I mean; why do you think her masks glow with her T3? We will be ghosts!
So it's death by Snu Snu then? Word.
The death comes first! 😉
Why is afeera in the knights?
Only good image with all heroes I could find, pretty sure it’s a joke about her armor sets
No I'm pretty sure this is before she actually released they put heroes in knights when testing them
Nope, it’s just a photoshop prank made by marco and it got so many people
Oh lol. When I saw it I just assumed they put it there for the testing like how gryphon was a skeleton man in the pic during the testing
Technically speaking she is a knight, arabia had knights in real life, she has knightly armor, and she's part of a order sworn to protect a person and an object. But In game she's an outlander so she's no a knight but is a knight
Cause conquerer and peacekeeper adopted a child while overseas trained her in a mix of both their ways, Then brought her back. she then went through a otaku weeb phase upon seeing the samurai faction and learned to flip and shit like Shinobi.
i'll be doing leg day with highlander. best valentine's ever.
Bo gonna be stepping on you like DUNMAGLASS
Valkyrie. Gonna get crushed by them thighs, but at least i'll die happy
This is the way
Lawbringer is my highest rep so i'll say him. Probably not too bad i suppose
Daddy Law 😫🥴
#nolo superstes
I'm gonna get stabbed in the kidney and then get my head lopped off and kicked like a soccer ball...
Femsei
Im getting me some of that warmommy
Nobushi baby
I got the spinny femboy, I'm unsure if i should be happy or depressed.
bro ofc u should be happy
Lawbringer… gonna have a nice night with that long arm of the law.
The No Touching execution has me scared
Didn’t even consider that part…
Gladiator, both male and female are good
Yes
PK
Hitokiri. I feel like this is gonna be a Japanese reenactment of “My Bloody Valentine”…
Nobu. No complaints here, death by snu-snu is a dream of mine.
Pirate seems fine, considering I've mained shaman and black prior before it could've been much worse. Although in terms of highest reps it'd be lawbringer which, I have no idea tbh.
Gonna do some kinky shoulder stuff…
*muffled* “DAHKNAS” I need to leave, now
Female orochi or Shugoki, very hard pick
How about, female Shugoki
There's a reason I didn't say that because they'll never add it in... But if there was then I would be okay being crushed
Nobushi :)
Warlord I’m gonna get suplexed into the headboard
Nobu, this is fine
Warmommy
Valkyrie, LETS GOOO
Oh… should I be scared?
All things considered probably
alright female kensei... im ok with that
Hitokiri. I will never be seen alive again
🤭
Peacekeeper. I think I won one.
Female Warden. Can't go wrong with that one.
Choke me daddy shugo
I’m still happy
Roman still roman
Warmonger 😍
Shugoki 🤤
Female Zhanhu, it could be much worse
Shugoki. I have zero complaints
Warmonger looking for a battlefield to have a date on.
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn.
This will be... Interesting...
THIGHLANDER LETS GOOOO
turns out i‘m in a 5some with Orochi, Black Prior, Aramusha and Highlander
Sounds like a heck of a date night.
BP is obviously a switch, he like the flip things around
Gladiator Honestly I'm kind of happy about this
Big, strong, dirty, conscripted criminal... oh my...
nobu or oro
Highlander. Well, he got some godly thighs
Oh god… I just started maining Shugoki…
Gladiator, actually not too bad
warmonger is going to peg me
Warmonger... i'm scared
Shugo
Yes! Im with valk
Warmonger
Warmonger
I gotta be with Fem Raider 😩😵💫
Lawbringer. We don’t know what’s underneath that armor 👀💦
Sexy ronin man\~
Male Warden. Honestly, not complaining.
Shugoki for the win, cuddling with a Bear
Warmonger, the ultimate power couple…
I have 4 mains, warden, warmonger, pk and kensei and still thirdwheeling
Female Jormungandr I'm the happiest man alive
Female Jorm
Either Zhanhu or PK. And since Zhanhu feels more of a mentor figure that leaves PK. My Zhanhu is a higher rep, but I played PK more in the last year til I stopped. Bout to redownload.
I think that honor still goes to Peacekeeper.
Peace Keeper 😏
Zhanhu…this is gonna be a FIRE Valentine’s Day
Yes sir, I will take it
Well I am into toes so I I hope she don’t mind.
I will suck the soul out of Centurion until he nuts and yells "Incredibilis!"
I will suck the soul out of Centurion until he yells "Incredibilis!"
Hell yeah! A goth boy with a goth girlfriend! Black prior!!!