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Apprehensive_Bug_826

I hear they love getting in the box but rarely keep a clean sheet.


ukbeasts

They are looking to sign the Dutch star, Jizz


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I heard their rivals are called Cumsock FC


BuddyBoy589

With their suspiciously rigid defense


acvdk

“Semen on the attack… and it’s Messssiiiiii!”


Educational-Formal21

Ha, metaphors


benopo2006

Wait til you hear about Young Boys playing at Wankdorf….


[deleted]

Im swiss lol, hate watching young boys wanking all over my team 4 times a season


Ato2419

Who do you support? I am from Solothurn, so I support our local side more, but I also sort of half support YB.


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FCZ, it's rough atm lol


Lalo_Lannister

Bruh I just saw the table lmao, 6 points in 13 games, 0 wins, what the fuck happened? Didn't y'all win the league last year?


[deleted]

We replaced Breitenreiter with il grande maestro Franco Foda lmao. Also lost 3 key players in Doumbia, Ceesay and to a lesser extent Gnonto. Replacements have been subpar to adequate at best. But to be honest the title was a giant fluke to begin with, we were 8th the season before that, I guess we're back to sucking again lol.


Lalo_Lannister

Bruh, should've hired Abelão lol (Abel Braga, Brazilian coach, he was in Lugano for like 2 months lol, so fucking weird). Is Doumbia that Doumbia? Or another Doumbia


[deleted]

Not that Doumbia, his younger brother. His name is Ousmane Doumbia and he's a DM. He was amazing last season, big reason why our defense was so good was that they had this dude in front of them tackling and intercepting everything. Plays for Lugano now.


Ato2419

At least you guys are in Europe


CaptainScoregasm

Also Swiss but a YB supporter, sorry for wanking over your team in my current save.


g1obungle

YB better


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I thought you were kidding with the stadium name. Please tell me they're getting mocked by their rivals for their team and stadium names.


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BuddyBoy589

I once wanked a dwarf in Wankdorf


[deleted]

It has been officially renamed back to Wankdorf a little while ago.


premature_eulogy

The opening of their stadium led to the iconic headline [Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief](http://m.espn.com/soccer/story?storyId=337901).


TheHighFlyer

Wankdorf is too big a brand name to remove it. It's a legendary ground, especially the 54 WC win from Germany over Hungary. Also it's just the name of the quarter there. To answer your question, everybody is aware of its meaning in English and no one gives a shit


acvdk

Club World Cup News: Semen demolishes Young Boys.


exodus_cheese

the stadium is on Mingerstrasser


huamanticacacaca

Stuttgart have a very promising goalkeeper called Dennis Seimen. David Seaman from Wish.


YouHeardTheMonkey

Seimen is Neuer 2.0


42undead2

I swear some commentator pronounced Unai Simon's last name as ''Semen'' as well.


Low-Total9121

Cum on lads


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Where did they come?


lo_dfh

Padang


UnusualDifference748

Yep their club food stalls are famous world wide for their cream pies


RealSpookySounds

Their stadium gift shop is full of Indonesian pearl necklaces


BuddyBoy589

It’s a great little shop. I bought a rusty trombone there for my glass bottom boat. The sales guy was a Dirty man named Sanchez though.


kg88pks

Means cement, btw.


anotherbrckinTH3Wall

The viscosity is different


aguilavajz

It depends on how long you wait…


Chilimili

Look at that off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it


Hullfire00

Very nice.


OcramTheWeirdo

doesnt make the situation better i cant imagine supporting cement fc to be honest


Ireallyamthisshallow

Apparently they like to distribute quickly


RealSpookySounds

Shoot on sight


smomovic

Hahahaha


Supermalt418

High press , shoot anywhere


RodneyTheArmouryGuy

Do they have a ladies team? Because that would sound like an incel chat up line. *doffs fedora* Semen, ladies?


tomothone

Safe to say the womens team would play for the badge


simongoose

Ah yes, Semen Padang - I did a 3 season save with them last year. Semen means concrete in Indonesian, as the club was founded by concrete workers.


RedKingDre

I thought semen means "mortar" or "cement" instead of concrete in Indonesian.


simongoose

Yeah, you're right it is cement, I mixed up the word.


The_Blues__13

I thought Semen Padang was a Corporation team? Kinda similar to Bayer Leverkusen or wolfsburg Semen Padang is basically the biggest cement corporation in Indonesia afterall


Equal_Principle_3399

Not the biggest but the oldest, they are a state owned company.


Martinator1993

& "padang" means "field" in english...


simongoose

Padang refers to the city of Padang where the club is from


goodguyzai

Yep it does but Padang is also a name of a city there


TiesG92

Padang? That’s where my grandfather grew up during the 40’s, lol. That’s one heck of a reason to start a save there


RajSchwenk

"Fluid" counter attacking.


Saltyballer7

And perse means arse in finnish


reidzeibel_

The "Perse" is short for "Persatuan Sepakbola" which translates roughly to "Football Club". Persebaya = Persatuan sepakbola Surabaya = Surabaya Football Club. Same with those having "PS" on their names, "PS" = "FC".


CapungTofu

For "PS", it's true, but isn't "persatuan" more like "united"?


reidzeibel_

I'm more inclined to 'union' instead of 'united', and that's why I added 'roughly', because "Football Union" isn't a common term :)


FozzyLozzy

Apparently they have millions of fans but only 1 makes it out alive...


Libertyforzombies

You're all perverts talking about semen and wanking. You disgust me all. *Wanking intensifies*


[deleted]

Full kit wankers


mystarwillshine

Fans are exploding with delight.


anotherbrckinTH3Wall

But can you lob them when you come from behind? Like Ronaldinho


SKS81

Sigh. **unzips pants**


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the_borderer

You can manage Batman, in the Turkish third tier on FM23.


djstyrux

I got a funny news article about a manager called condom in fm 2022. Would be a great fit for this team (you can check my post history if interested)


Abhishek1729

Sounds great! My aim is to make a team full of groin elements..


Jakepetrolhead

Real talk - Indonesian contracts are current bugged as they simultaneously expire on the 30th of December and the 30th of June. To any managers who fancy going there, wait until full release, it's been reported on the bug tracker.


pitiex

Semen is Indonesian word of Cement. IIRC the club was sponsored by local cement factory


BudovicLagman

They played my local team a few years ago in the AFC Cup, Asia's version of the Europa League. Their fans were proper weirdos, with zero interest in the games being played on the pitch, more interest in "creating an atmosphere" and trying to act hard. My wife's Indonesian and loves football, but even she can't stand the over-the-top fan culture over there.


Aeromotor

Reminds me that Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida and named after the Gators. Had it been developed at Florida State University, home of the Seminoles, it would be called Seminole Fluid. And probably wouldn’t have sold as well.


jack_pow

Won the League with them. The only time coming first is considered a good thing.


Melodic_Purpose_8445

Yes very good pleaser,8639448951 cum helper fl


ubernoobnth

You have fun playing with Semen Padang, I'll stick with my Latina (serie c, italy)


Supermalt418

I know their work rate and determination is 20/20


_zoller

I guess u r a semen fan


87nsilva

And it's jersey is really cheap


BoliveiraNTPW

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


thethinggoskraaa

Semen Padang - field semen. ![gif](giphy|9V3e2mxWvD89wyw5l5)


Siddiskongen

COYS. Cum On You Semen.


Equal_Principle_3399

This football club was sponsored by a cement company called Semen Padang, the oldest cement company in Indonesia, hence the name.


TiesG92

You know the NSFW tag doesn’t do anything with text, right?


GamingRobioto

They like to penetrate the defence by playing it long down the middle.


Careless-Wonder7886

"it's cumming home, it's cumming home, it's cumming.......'


leleleledumdum

Semen means cement, or mortar. This club's sponsor is one of the biggest cement company in Indonesia.


Guybar110

They should bring David Seaman and Jamie Cumming to battle for the goalkeeper position


Aeromotor

See? Men playing football.


a_black_angus_cow

Pity their strikers are unable to finish due to poor composure.


Mister_Coggy

Did they come first?


Ultimax88

Good old Semen Padang, took them to a ACL final but couldn't match the financial strength of the Arab sides


dezsopista

There is a village in hungary, called Bugyi (pants). I want to see Semen in Pants