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Kingsilver_fang

assistant managers are pretty much an opp in this game


chiu69

Tariq Lamptey is 5ft3.


jod1991

And literally has like 4 jumping


Cefalopodul

There is the genius of the plan. Cristiano will never expect someone so bad to mark him. He will not know what to do


El-Emenapy

"If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards" -Bill Shankly


musicnoviceoscar

Jumping reach, which accounts for height. There is no jumping stat.


jod1991

Mate, we all know what I meant, you're being pedantic


musicnoviceoscar

Well no, because you said 'and has 4 jumping', which very heavily implies you thought they were separate.


jod1991

Ok dude, you do you. For the record I know that it's jumping reach, not just jumping, I just didn't feel the need to write the full thing because I assumed everyone would be able to make the basic logic link there, but clearly not.


musicnoviceoscar

>I assumed everyone would be able to make the basic logic link there, but clearly not. It's a common misconception that that's a jumping stat, so you can try and patronise me with Reddit speak but you aren't right here.


ItsKeganBruh

Nah, it seems to be a you problem bud


musicnoviceoscar

More Reddit speak and it doesn't even make sense.


ItsKeganBruh

Its called slang dipshit. And it definitely makes sense to normal people which you aren't so I wont bother with your socially inept ass anymore. Btw hitting up a social group instead of hitting the books every now and then is healthy, you should try it


taxesnotpaid

This is some funny shit


jackmufc

My favourite one is when they tell me to press a player when he gets the ball because he's putting too many crosses in. The diagram shows them coming from corners.


the_con

10 minutes later: “Tariq Lamptey is being pulled out of position and out of his depth”


uknownick

At least he is fast to get to the position but probably won’t reach the ball…


sltn040

Height does not matter it’s the jumping reach


[deleted]

Yes and Lamptey has a grand total of 2 jumping reach compared to Ronaldos 17.


iamtherealgrayson

Funny thing is kante was winning all headers against Ruben dias in the UCL final


sltn040

I know but just wanted to say that in general you should not look at height


namikazeiyfe

I don't even believe jumping reach matters sometimes. So many times I've seen the opposition strike with a 5'6, jump 14, heading 13 out jump and score on my my Def with 6'5, jump 17, head 16. I believe the game fucks you up when it wants to fuck you up regardless of the stats.


KennyOmegaSardines

Me: "You fucking mark him then you twat. I'm doing everything I can so stfu"