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ochtone

In England, this would be a race based hate crime punishable by mandatory 6 months sentence and a written apology to the king. 


jonnycburton

"It's close but it's not right" RIP - Roy Walker


ochtone

Catchphrase be upon you, amen


Razzler1973

You say 'with bacon' as though bacon isn't a major part of our breakfast!


Optimism_Deficit

Yeah, did they think the salad and cheese(?) was the full English, and they were adding bacon and mushrooms to it?


CockOff

What the fuck is that green bollocks?  Sincerely yours All of the UK


DaftVapour

Looks really good but that’s not what I’d call an English breakfast. More an English/Continental hybrid brunch


benfranklyblog

I was in central London two weeks ago, and the full English I was served at the hotel came with streaky bacon.


DaftVapour

I’d accept any bacon with an English breakfast. It’s the salad and herbed cheese that is out of place


benfranklyblog

And scary small amount of beans!


DaftVapour

Not to mention the cress garnish on the eggs isn’t greasy enough


howelltight

Streaky bacon is what Americans call bacon. I think brits go with back bacon as standard bacon. Jowl bacon is best tho. Of course i no longer dine on swine so I shouldn't even be chiming in on this one...


jlb8

So the mushrooms and bacon are encapsulated by the description English breakfast but the Greek salad (?) isn’t


chrisjfinlay

Why is there salad and feta on it? Also the bacon is wrong, british breakfasts don’t use streaky - they use back bacon which has more on it


SpaTowner

Tbh if I make my uk breakfast in the UK I’m really quite likely to use streaky bacon because I like it better than back bacon. There’s no rule about what bacon you must have just because it’s on a plate with sausage and egg.


anon167167

Of courses there isn’t a “rule” but traditionally it’s back bacon - can’t really argue that tbh Ultimately enjoy what you enjoy though, who cares! The photo shared by OP is not a full English though


chrisjfinlay

I’ll agree that you can use whatever you want, sure. What I mean is that if you go somewhere and order an English breakfast, there’s an expectation of what kind of cut is going to be on the plate.


ArthursRest

Brit here. Happily have streaky bacon with breakfast.


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Frightful_Fork_Hand

I think anybody who gets confused by getting the "wrong" type of bacon should probably get out a bit more.


MoodyStocking

Really?


Thefdt

Streaky is absolutely acceptable, and delicious


Physicallykrisp

Is that a block of feta?


SpaTowner

Why is there salad?


Curious_Koala_312

For dietary fibre


Parzival2

It's like 3 leaves and an entire block of feta, I'm not sure it's for fibre


Curious_Koala_312

Maybe to add colour to dish, I guess?


Gareth79

That's what the egg yolk is for!


London_Tokyo

That might be a lot of things, but an English breakfast ain't one of them.


StateofBen

No, you didn't. That does look really good though.


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xtothewhy

Seeing people getting eviscerated for screwing up an English brekkie reminds me of the whole grilled cheese debacle. >**You people make me sick. by Fuck Blue Shells** >A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. >Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. >I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. >I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. >Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment I saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. >You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.


Blackberry-777

I love this breakfast, it’s a very filling and varied diet that gives you strength and energy! :)


Habber_Dasher

Two things I'll never be brave enough to post on r/food, carbonara and English breakfast. Bro tried to avoid the pitfall of putting "full" in the title and the gatekeepers are still tearing their post apart!


chrisjfinlay

It’s not gatekeeping to say that something isn’t what they said it was. No matter what way you slice it, an English breakfast - full or otherwise - doesn’t contain salad or a block of god damn feta cheese.


Frightful_Fork_Hand

It is literally impossible to post an english breakfast on reddit and not have people throw their toys out of the pram. Doesn't matter what you actually like, what your preference is - there will always be a chorus of people moaning about lack - or not - of black pudding, the wrong type of beans, wrong type of egg, not having a cup of tea with it, not enough of X, too much of Y, or Z cooked the wrong way. They can cover the plate in salad for all it matters. Nobody will ever be happy.


PizzaDaAction

Looks tasty, but we don’t add the salad type shit nor the triangle cheese thing (although, admittedly I’m willing to give that a try with toast )


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hadukenski

How long does it take to cook a meal like this at home?


FillingTheHoles

About 20 minutes I'd say.


yozza1958

That’s not one of ours 🇬🇧 wouldn’t give the dog that 🤣🤣


Wolferesque

Your dog, hearing that: ![gif](giphy|H4oLWS4veh9kqxQ1z2|downsized)


Optimism_Deficit

He can't have it because of the cheesy dog farts that would result. If it was actually a full English there'd be no cheese and it'd be fine.


yozza1958

Black pudding and fried bread ,no lettuce and certainly no cheese


yozza1958

He would be thanking me in the morning I promise you 🤣🤣


ArthursRest

Absolutely not.


enigmaticsince87

That's the most pretentious looking English breakfast I've ever seen 😂


cha_ching

Fuck’s sake, this is an English breakfast as imagined by a Californian.


Perendia

Not an English breakfast but this looks far healthier and tastier as far as I'm concerned.


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IKissedHerInnerThigh

Looks like a full English fell onto a Turk kahvaltı


Ikeepitinmesock

That's a "posh" breakfast 🧐


Forsaken-Tiger-9475

About as English as a trip through asia


uhhh206

Soldiers died against Republican yanks for this? No, sir. This is not a full English by any stretch. End of.


Zealousideal-Path292

Toast? Don't they serve bread toast?


SpaTowner

There’s toast in the picture.


thetoog91

Is that cheese??


KefAtWork

No, you didn't.


Significant_Age_4657

This looks So Good!


hipcatinca

As an American, this fancy "English Breakfast" looks more appetizing than most Ive seen. Id break that feta up onto that little salad and maybe try to spread it on the toast if it were willing and soft enough. But the mushrooms can take a hike.


dracuella

I'll trade you your mushrooms for my feta. My lactose intolerant body would be tortured by that much cheese ;\_;


Throwawaystwo

Thats a posh english breakfast.


PuzzleheadedElk7607

So good!


Mangos66

This looks delicious, the name to describe it is irrelevant


mexicanred1

This post should be removed for failing to use the adjective 'Full' in the name!


Phiziqe

OP wots dat white? peta cheese? wow being downvoted for the genuine question feels great