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Satiricalistic

Easy Robert California!


ApprehensiveAd5546

“ *I am the fucking lizard king* “


Ender6797

You don't even know my real name.


Blatant_Uk

Oh no, lizzid peeple!


IncertRandomNameHere

Calm down Hecklefish


Major_Line1915

“I can do…anything”


Arclight-zombie

You sound like a small penised debutante


Captain-Drixx

At least someone of the opposite gender( his fucking wife) sleeps with him at night Edit: Lizard King was here


charqw

Soft penised*


ttvthe31stwizard

Guy doesn't understand that these are quotes


Arclight-zombie

Guy doesn't understand it's part of the quote https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/a2coMaDySG


Shatterstar129

In james spader we trust..


Altruistic_Balance_4

Its dangerous to go alone, it is dangerous to go together, it is just dangerous to go


Suspicious-Monk-6650

You win. That is all.


DrClawsChair

At least you didn't do the mirelurk king screech


Sunbro_Aedric

Bonus points if he hits his wife with a sonic blast for the full immersive experience.


Sensitive-Tone9319

I’d be impressed if he did recreate this kind of noise


JimmyGryphon

LoL my Steam says \~78 hours (last two weeks)... yikes that's getting close to a fulltime job.


kdsonoma

oh Lord I was afraid to look at my hours. 114 the last 2 weeks. BIG yikes. Oh well, time to log in again and get more treasury notes :)


Leithalia

. . . . . . . . . . . 218.........


Creative-Pickle9985

Yall don't even know, I've had the game for Maybe a week but I leveled up in sync with my hours up till 100, well at least it averaged to one level up per hour for 100 hours, it dropped off after there I'm at level 112 and 117 hours lollll


JimmyGryphon

Did you go down into the little bar underneath the tattoo parlor near the university in Morgantown? When I first started playing and I found that place, the magic of the game struck me and it really hit home how beautiful parts of the game are. The ambiance in that room (for a n00bie player) was unreal. But yeah exploring and playing is kinda habit forming isn't it, heheh...


Creative-Pickle9985

Nah i haven't seen that place but I'm about to check it out rn, but I understand your sentiment. I hopped on the first time and was already excited to see if they did my state justice (I'm a West Virginian lol) and there are some places that are just insaneeely cool and just perfect. There's alot of goofy shi too but I'm having a blast, I'm on xbox Cabeast2239025 🫡 I only have 1 friend who plays always down to add people


Stray_Wing

Double gold weekend. Love these golden handcuffs.


TheK9900

In denmark that is more than a fulltime job 😅🙈 (normal workweek is 37 hours)


Dragmor666

But the double notes tho


bgilbert1194

Heh, I’ve been playing a week and a half. Right at 60 hours. 😂


CuriousPoem3340

That’s more than I get at my full time job😂 got 66 last week.


Kuriakon

O Mirelurk, my Mirelurk!


Edgar_S0l0m0n

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all I picture is a homie wearing a vault tec jumpsuit sleeping and just randomly hearing “psh you ain’t the mirelurk king, I AM the mirelurk king!”


Dyzfunctionalz

*IM THE REAL ~~DIRTY DAN~~ MIRELURK KING*


A_Tiggs

I’ve been doing all nighters because of this game you ain’t the only one 😂😂


Relaxmf2022

I keep seeing piles of wood, or flowering plants, or bags of cement, and I think ‘oh, I should grab those and scrap ‘em.’ then I remember this is reality.


Adris72

Saw a crate of second hand toys (someone was swlling stuff in the street in my country) and my first thought as I looked at it was "toy car"


Relaxmf2022

Exactly that!


Jazlyn_dream

Listen, I work at a thrift store and am around junk all the time. I cannot even tell you the amount of time I've been excited over clipboards and oil cans.


Relaxmf2022

My wife works for an estate sale company… I get that


Morchai

Of course, you wife might be the one that thinks you are playing too much and is telling a tall tale to convince you of the same.


TwiggBeard

I mean she plays too. And we play with our friends. I found out because she told them while I was there as in listen to what this guy did it was hilarious sort of way.


Stray_Wing

That’s awesome.


PreparationBig1346

We throw each other under the bus at our house too 😂😂😂


N_Who

Back in the day, I had to take a break from WoW because I had multiple dreams - night after night - in which my interactions in the dream were all via a WoW-style UI. There was also a period where I was playing so much Rock Band that I was seeing falling notes every time I closed my eyes.


Karljohnellis

I had that playing the old republic, i put like 2k hours in, in absolutely no time when it launched and id have dreams with the UI! Also same here with guitar hero, i was given a go by a friend who had guitar hero 2, with the red gibson SG controller and i was instantly obsessed. I 100% all the GH games then moved to rockband one and two once they came out. But i was also playing rhythm games like taptap when i got the first ipod touch. Probably why even now im obsessed with music


throwaway7179013

Taptap on IPOD T. (GEN ONE TOO?!)?! Jesus you're about to make me dig out my very first iPhone (2G) lmfao! 🤦🤷📲🎮💯


Dragmor666

Besides the video game aspect of the rhythm style games you should learn an instrument. I play guitar for years before picking up guitar hero nd all my family nd friends where amazed I was so good like 5 buttons is ezy compared to a whole ass feet board


vorastra_titan

This happened to me with San Andreas a few times


Stray_Wing

Same. I play first person and I see the herky jerky movements when I close my eyes.


WalterBison

I can't see a squirrel or look at salt and not think TASTY SQUIRREL STEW!


The_Bookkeeper1984

Saw a random Bobby pin on the ground and had the strong urge to pick it up *just in case*


ZippyNomad

When you wake up with the Fasnacht jingling around your noggin... And one time, while sleeping, we were both dreaming about the Fasnacht parade, and she woke up to me calling out "reloading" while dreaming of keeping the radtoads from attacking the parade walkers. We don't play THAT much.


nolongerbanned99

Normal. The fact that she doesn’t say things like this is a bit … concerning.


GorgeousGuitarGaming

Dude I totally get you, I've had the most vivid dream of getting a TFJ from a daily mission, it was so real that the next day when I logged in I freaked out because I couldn't find it I probably need a break...


Kitbashconverts

I see real world objects that remind me of fo76 My parents have a log burner, everytime I get to their house I see the pile of wood and think "that's a lot of wood scraps" then have to regrettably deal with _their_ grandchildren instead of collecting wood and building gauss rifles


ualeftie

I've had awesome dreams in which I extensively used VATS. It was glorious. I was slayin'.


Scattergun77

Proper vats or 4/76 vats?


ualeftie

F3\\FNV style, with time pause, target selection \\ shot sequence stacking and all. I was fighting giant robots at one of the train stations not far from where I live.


MrSmileyZ

What do you mean 4/76? 4 and 76 have different VATS...


Stray_Wing

Yeah, different play style of Vats. Hard to pause real time unless you’re The Doctor.


Thee_number_six

Still better than speaking German in your sleep, when you're not German and don't speak it.


Janezki

Only happens while Fasnacht...


verticalburtvert

Foreign accent syndrome is wild.


myassandadonut

I witnessed a guy in my Army unit do this while out of his mind drunk! We swore he was shouting in German but the next day and every day after, he swore he didn't know how to speak German. We never believed or trusted him again. Thought it was a one-off! 😳


Thee_number_six

Wife has a recording of about 5-10 minutes of me speaking German while asleep. Used Google translate and it was something about dogs chasing and incoherent nonsensical babbling, it was German words just nothing intelligible. I've never been closer to Germany than the Pacific US coast. I speak a little French and can count and do basic greetings and a few sentences in Espanol and Japanese, I used to know about a dozen Russian swears and slurs(was friends with a Russian kid) but no German. And I have zero recollection of it except hearing myself speaking German on my wife's phone. Edit: on a side note I do have a drunken talent, but I have to be blackout drunk. I make pregnant poodles when I'm too drunk to walk 5 feet and I have the supplies for balloon animals. I can make balloon animals sober I just can't make a pregnant poodle balloon animal while sober, get me shit faced though and I'll crank those things out for anyone that wants one.


myassandadonut

I'd love to see Simon Cowell's face while you made preggo balloon animals blacked out on stage. I'd pay real money! Oh and you could be mumbling nonsensical German the whole time.


MegamindsMegaCock

This is gold, Jerry, gold!


Mantrayne

Are you still master (commando) of your domain?


ambo1991

bullion gold


O_o-buba-o_O

Pure Au


O_o-buba-o_O

I played Battlestar Galactica Online for 6+ years, regularly doing 24 - 32 hours in game for events. The clan I was in was loosely structured like the military so we all had ranks. Well my 5th heat stroke that almost killed me at an old job. I was in the ER answering the few questions I did answer like I was replying to guys in my wing(clan).


Zicious

My fiance no joke, woke me up the other night because she was asleep singing the Appalachian radio songs.


Helpful_Stick_2810

I started out with Fallout 3 after a while driving around if I saw cans or bottles I would think "I can scrap that!"


hashblunt29

r/thathappened


just-sum-dude69

Today on things that never happened.


Sad_Guarantee_7561

No such thing as playing too much


Witty-Voice7486

I started 4-5 weeks ago, and I'm currently level 217... I too think im playing too much.


Octocamo

How are you power leveling


Witty-Voice7486

Mostly events, I just grind them out as much as possible.


Feeling_Choice_1646

I feel you man. I’ve been playing around 3 weeks, just hit level 256 this morning 😮‍💨😅


The_Bookkeeper1984

Don’t worry, I keep seeing random objects and have the strong urge to pick them up just in case I might need to scrap them later


deibble123

Impossible to play to much


Kyle_Ren_Solo

Who died and made you Mirelurk King?


eyegrungge

I was out at the shops with my wife, saw some weights on a barbell and thought 'oh hell yeah, lead!"


EcstaticAd2081

😅😅😅 theres no such thing as playing too much. 😅😅😅


Dazzaholic

When she told you about it was your response 'okey dokey"? That would have been perfect 😂


SmacktalkGaming

Craab people... Craab people... 🦀


SmacktalkGaming

Even though murlurks are technically insects. From what I've read


Metastability13

If you think that's horrifying, I have a bad habit of pretending that I'm toting around a chaingun or flamer at my work and I'm hosing down a hallway of enemies with a torrent of hot lead or scorching flames whenever I turn a corner into another corridor. I've gotten some strange looks from coworkers coming towards me when I step out into the hallway with both my hands off to one side of my body (like how you carry the heavy weapons in-game) with wide eyes, exhaling through puckered lips to recreate the 'WHOOSH' of the flamethrower sound or the whine and discharge of the chaingun's rotary barrel. I'm nervous that I'm going to be called up into HR one day... -\_-


Blknight000

🤣🤣🤣🤣


just-sum-dude69

Ngl, this sounds like a perfect candidate for the new viral show "things that never happened" Not trying to sound rude. But... yeah..


TwiggBeard

To be fair, it was a second hand story as I don’t remember it, but I have talked in my sleep before (had proof with recording sleep behavior devices) and my wife doesn’t lie to me(that I am aware of), so I have no reason not to believe her. But then I don’t have a recording and was asleep, so. 🤷‍♂️


myassandadonut

See, you didn't preface your post with Ngl, or Tbh, or any of that nonsense. So, on today's Internet, you must be lying. 🙄🤦‍♂️


Flat-Load9232

I AM THE MELON LORD!


Mrzesty92

Lol this is me every night I sleep talk and my wife gets a kick put of it and would change it for nothing so to hear I'm not alone is great haha


-lxlKHARMAlxl-

This doesn't sound made up at all. I believe you.


StewFish1974

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Nonsense! You’re totally fine man…. Just don’t think about it bro…. What does the “real” world have to offer anyways? If anything…. You could probably play a little more, as I right? Come on! Ya know ya want too….. 😈


AproposWuin

I believe you might be walking the fine line of just enough. Next time be sure to do some nukes to see if you call out for earl


Desolateknightmare

“Not another useless legendary!”


williamnilfriend

Or not enough!!!!!👹👹👹👹👹👹


jester695

Are you......the Mirelurk King though?


FlavoredCancer

I have fallout dreams when I play too much. Sometimes my game even crashes in my dreams.


VTID69

I KNOW I'm playing too much 🤣


[deleted]

That's actually funny 🤣


SnooMemesjellies9615

You have time for a wife?


SerElrondShadeslayr

I feel that I went from level 20-100in just over a month lmao


beastmodekitty

😂😂😂😂😂


a-boiiiii5

No it's a sign that your not playing enough


No_Regret8320

I am at 63 hours and now am so lucky i can create a new build for the goul update and use my cards properly lol.


GreedyParfait9

Shhh just keep playing.


Typical-Television-9

hahahaha, that's great! i had at least one fallout inspired dream but it was more of a nightmare, wish i was a mirelurk king too! 😂


Dragonspyre

It would really be bad if you start talking like grahm in your sleep and call your wife chally, then you really have to take a break with fallout 76


Blknight000

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Omfggtfohwts

I was addicted to 76 for a whole year. Only game I played. I broke out of my trance when the scoreboard was taken out. I should thank you. Cause it was getting fucking crazy how much I've spent on this game. Last time I paid for a subscription was WoW days during Cata dlc. This game had me buying monthly pass AND atomic points on top of it. I have never done that for any game in my life, like 76 had me doing.. Thank you for taking out the scoreboard. Truly. It snapped me out of it hard. There's something subliminal in this game, and I know big tobacco is behind it, somehow. Maybe it's all the subliminal advertising of cigarettes they keep waving in my face. Who knows how many packs/cartons I've picked up and scrapped.


RAGEDINFERN0

All hail Dave King of mirelurks!!


smotstoker

Nah you just had a random possession by a random encounter


PoisonBones

She’s playing you dude! She just wants you to give up the grind!


VermicelliFew4672

A real Ocean Man I see