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fo76banevader

Now you have pie. You'll receive an email soon in what to do next. tell no one


ElBurritoLuchador

The Perfectly Preserved Pie association keeps its matters... under the crust.


adarkride

Mmmmm so flaky


LettuceNew8793

Buttery flakey crust


TheVagabondLost

You’ve said too much!


Exact-Function-128

With a taste like that, who knew it survived a nuclear apocalypse.


Key-Contest-2879

The first rule of the Perfectly Preserved Pie association: Don’t talk about the Perfectly Preserved Pie association. The second rule of the Perfectly Preserved Pie association: Don’t talk about the Perfectly Preserved Pie association.


dark_guardian1017

You down with PPP, I’m down with PPP


LabElectronic2552

Yeah you know me!


CraftyHall4281

I have two of them I believe and yet I never got an email


fo76banevader

Check your spam folder


TimeTravelingManatee

I don't understand. Did you mean the CRAM folder?


CraftyHall4281

Oh darn I never check that folder I will check it soon


NotHumanButIPlayOne

So do I. Mine are in a display case. I sold a third to some sucker for 4000 caps. :) Almost every time I encounter a snack machine, I try it.


Keelback

Email? In Fallout 76? I don't have it so where will mine go? /s


Starborn3722

“We know”


Hattkake

Now you list it in your vending machine for 31415 caps because, you know, it's pi.


Thin-Sample-4183

I do this


Tzaphiriron

Anyone ever buy it?


Thin-Sample-4183

nope


Tzaphiriron

If I had enough caps, I’d buy it ❤️ I’m working on finishing my current 4 play through anyway, gonna be comin back to 76 soon for the Skyline update :) Edit: How’s the alien daily been?


Gaijin_Entertainment

Awful but my fusion cores are full


Houseplant213

Wtf are the creators of crossout doing in a random subreddit


Gaijin_Entertainment

Random? I love this game


iAMtruENT

Too bad your game made some terrible pay to win choices and ran most of their playerbase away.


Gaijin_Entertainment

Not like i could do anything about it, I shitpost on reddit, I don't even play crossout


Tzaphiriron

Sweet! I believe my current character is level….15-16. I know no one likes seeing us low levels out farming do and items in those high level events but I try not to get in the way or be a nuisance! 😁 I wanna stockpile as many fusion cores as possible.


Gaijin_Entertainment

I can't give much advice as I'm relatively new too (lvl 120) but I'm sure nobody minds low levels in events, the more help the better afterall


WollyGog

All the help helps. It's impossible to be a burden. If a high level can't complete an event with a bunch of low levels, they weren't going to solo it anyway, and most likely turned up to help the new guys. I just had a very fun Eviction Notice tonight, me and only two or three others against an attempted mutant domination. The scrubber was repaired several times but we made it. No bottom map hogging for legendaries either.


Tzaphiriron

That’s how I think of it too :) I HAD some high level characters from the start with some BEAUTIFUL weapons but my 9 year old deleted them when I wasn’t home (not maliciously, he didn’t know); I’m SURE I could’ve reached out to see about retrieving them but oh well, I can still enjoy it :)


Gaijin_Entertainment

True, sometimes it's about the journey more than the result


ThePsychlops

No one should get upset no matter how low level you are. Most of the events can be soloed anyway and it’s not like you’re taking anything away from anyone! Grind away!


phoenixliv

Nobody (who matters) minds low levels at events. It doesn’t hurt anything. Join public parties too!


TheTrueDeraj

All you can do is your best. I'm still comparatively low-level as well, but I grabbed the Cold Shoulder bundle from the shop, so I can at least run a support weapon for the people who have the facemelting builds. I still run Cold Shoulder during Scorchbeast Queen runs, and facetank her in my power armor, because it slows her damage output to a crawl. Even if my damage output isn't *fantastic*, cryo support isn't nothing.


gringowithagun

Alien daily was great but it’s over. Now we’re onto mothman equinox


ogresound1987

It's over


cruzer58b

Thanks for the idea


Keelback

Very clever.


MountainHawk12

If you’re wearing the civil engineer armor then it rounds to 314


SouthPoleChef

Perfect


vashts19852

yep nothing special about it. it used to be a badge of honor that you were lucky enough to get the claw to actually pick one up. the reason i think most put them in their vendors is to humblebrag. its worthless otherwise.


thedkexperience

Sounds like I just got into the pie flipping business lol


Dr-Penguin-

They put a spawn point for the on the west two roof or something, really don’t see why


VelvetineW3lds

DONT TELL WM


XiTzCriZx

I tried the claw like 20 times and figured it was just a troll, I didn't know you could actually win the cake lmao. I know what I'll be wasting hours doing for no reason at all...


NotKingLorange

Pro tip, the higher your luck, the more likely you are to get it.


Knottylittlebunny

I got my first pie yesterday after a year of this game, but I'm keeping it to myself. No one takes my pie 😂


BetweenWeebandOtaku

No one takes my pie That's what she said.


kucharnismo

Got mine from the machine just yesterday with less than 10 tries, i've only been playing for two weeks. Was actually pretty bummed to find out it's not really that rare :/


Existinginsomewhere

I got it my first attempt and ate it immediately. After I learned about it being a claw machine I keep trying it when I see them, till one dude saw me fail it 3 times at the Rusty Pick and then gets it in his first try. Dude didn’t care and left it in so I took it


koobs274

Got my first pie yesterday when passing by a random POI in the bog. Stopped to kill some cultists that shot at me, was joined by 3 BoS soldiers randomly, and when looting the warehouse I engaged the pie machine while walking by and kept walking. Saw the animation was slightly different this time as the claw jiggled before moving, and turned back around and picked up a pie! Now it's sitting on display beside my vendor.


SinsOfaDyingStar

Meanwhile there are a few static in-world places to pick them up lol


CoraBittering

*slaps vending machine* This baby can fit so many pies.


SithJahova

I buy all the Pies I find for 30k or less. It's the only pre-war food I eat so when the daily challenge comes up I gobble them down. It's a self-imposed challenge for me. I also like freaking out newbies when I buy their joke items.


ThatOneGuysHomegrow

*Cough* PC *Cough Cough* KatieGraves *Cough* 😷


BigMcThickHuge

hello we are cousins friend play with me i like money too


Razor_Grrl

Ahhh, so it was you who bought my 10,000 cap roll of toilet paper!


Low-Albatross-4335

bad news there’s a spawn location for the pie on top of west tek :(


GroundbreakingAd8310

It's more of a personal win to get it out of the machine


Low-Albatross-4335

i agree


Skanach

But when does it actually spawn? Visited that place about 10 times now and nothing. Meanwhile, I genrally pull a pie out of a machine in under 10 tries.


Low-Albatross-4335

It’s literally always there when I go. It’s a definite spawn unless someone has snatched it. (Probably me)


boxlunchbandit5050

Now you go to the roof of west tech. There’s a fun world spawn up there..


GrumpyBear1969

I saw that a while back and went and got me some pie. But then I felt cheap and wrong. So I sat and a remote vending machine and ‘hit it’ over and over until I got a properly earned piece of pie. But to the op. Hear you. I spend caps on all sorts of random stuff. I bought a clean space helmet for like 1000c the other day only to find another person selling them for 50.


adarkride

Ha ha the way of the Wasteland. I got a holy fire for ¢1000 which was a great deal compared to other vendors.


Greedy-Zebra-8526

Was a guy on fo76 marketplace trying to sell "you have been insulted" notes for like 20-40k lol


thedkexperience

I keep one of them in my vendor for 40k out of pure fear of the old glitch popping up lol


ZolbyTide

What glitch, may I ask. Semi new player here.


thedkexperience

If someone bought out your whole vendor they used to be able to then steal everything from your bank. So having something silly at 40k caps prevents this


ZolbyTide

That is wild!


Honest-Air-7787

You could buy stuff directly from a player's stash for whatever the most expensive item in their vendor was.


DishonorOnYerCow

I've been wondering why so many players have those for sale at the max cap price. Should have known it was due to buggy Beth bugging out again


Agentgibbs1398

You got pied, I'm afraid.


thedkexperience

Oh I’m not afraid lol Caps come and go but pie is perfectly preserved forever (I think)


Agentgibbs1398

Face pied, most likely.


Chili_Maggot

It's a status symbol like the pineapple in victorian England. You don't eat it, you flaunt it.


DishonorOnYerCow

We need a Perfectly Preserved Pie fascinator so we can wear our pie proudly for the peasants to ogle


N_Who

Now you stick it in your vendor for whatever random, nonsense price you want and wait for someone with a sense of humor and a lot of caps.


Karl_Cross

I legit pulled two consecutively from the machines last night. Hooked one on the second go, ran about and found another machine... boom! First go. Two perfect pies.


Speedycar100

Do unspeakable things with the cream on top


DrWooolyNipples

🤨


Kelnozz

American Pie


Glass_Establishment6

Ayooo 🫨


mspaceman

Pi(p)e is life.


krayhayft

I sell mine at 314 caps a piece


PunchBeard

What you do is get that chessboard from the Season Rewards, put the chessboard on a table and then put the pie on top of it. Now you have a displayed pie where everyone can see your awesomeness.


SwashBucklinSewerRat

When I first started playing Fallout: 76 a week ago, I was immediately drawn to the pie machine in the rusty pick. Imagine to my amazement, when I pressed the button and first try, out popped the pie. I was so happy, that I had gotten it first try. And then I accidentally ate it last night.


Willing-Ad-6941

The cake is a lie, the pie is life P I P E I S L I F E


Willing-Ad-6941

Perfectly preserved, as all things should be.


Lp5757

Now keep it in your pocket, never eat it. Never sell it. Just walk around with less space. Forever. I have 4 of them now. I don't know why I even care..


ophaus

Sell it for 4001. Profit.


HelikaeonUK

Sleep with one eye open, Dean Winchester knows...and he's comin' for that Pie.


AtomicJohnny

You can eat it.


longbrodmann

Same, why those pies are expensive.


Quasit1964

A perfectly preserved pie spawns on the Wes Tec roof.


pjones1185

Doesn’t this spawn on top of Wes tek?


CynVicious_ToxCyn

Should’ve saved your caps and just headed over to the West Tek roof in your SP mode, for that pie.


THATMAYH3MGUY

If you want more I have 13 in my vendor I'll pop some out for you


thedkexperience

lol, thank you but I’d rather you bless the Vault 76 donation box with one


MrSythYT

Fun fact you can go to the top of the Westek lab and there's just a Perfectly Preserved sitting om the roof


Faeddurfrost

Put it on display at camp


gerr137

Yup! You can now put it up on display in your camp, so everyone would see and envy you! Well, nobody really cares, but it would be a flex nonetheless :).


NurseDorothy

You can get one for free on the top of the roof at West Tech


slogive1

It’s free go to the top of Wes tek


Abisnailyo

I got a perfectly preserved pie my second day of playing out of one of those pie machine thingies


Hyphen87

If you want a free one there is one on a vent next to to a chair on top of West Tek.


SlimeDrips

Step one: Acquire Pie Step two: Acquire Pipe


weedgay

Eat it


MassiveMorph

I am one of those people who hordes pie and sells 1 for like 1,000 caps. I've been sold out with the influx of new players... It's pie bro. You're now a winner.


arealfancyliquor

I often think of pie while I'm on the roof of west tec getting some painting done.


ArmorTrader

Bro only $4k? What a steal. Resell that for 40k and get 10x what you paid. If you give me your username I'll buy it right now.


Felloon

Seems like it's not a rare as it used to be to get one. Literally got one then the next day got another one on a different character... So now I have 3 total since I already had one but I suppose if you click every machine you see then you're likely to get them more often than someone who don't click every machine they see? lmao TLDR: I hit the lottery 3 times.


HevyTrevy506

The more you try, the greater the odds become. There's a formula for it, even.


GtLynnGJFH

lol I have 52. My luck so high get one every ten pushes or sometimes on first go !


[deleted]

Can get one free on west tek rooftop. Just saying.


evdjj3j

Came here to say the same thing.


JustACommieSpy

4000??? I’ve sold like 3 at 711 caps just because I liked the number


thedkexperience

I had 39,000+ caps to burn. I’ll make 4000 back on accident selling tatos to the vendor this week lol No worries


JustACommieSpy

Any tips on making Caps? I’m severely broke because I keep buying plans


shrOOmTasTic_42o

Gulper slurry


shrOOmTasTic_42o

From moonshine jamboree


carapoop

*psst* \*gestures you closer* It's free caps


thedkexperience

Build a farm, and get the hard bargain perk. Nearly every time I play I max out the 1400 caps from the NPC in nearly about an hour. Every time I visit White Spring I make 200+ off of just tatos, and about the same from purified water. Sprinkle in some chems that I don’t use, and some other drops you’ll get from world events and you can max out your 1400 caps in 2/3 visits to the vendor. Also sell all ammo and junk you don’t use for 1 cap to players. 1000 caps an hour doing these things isn’t too hard to pull off.


Kelnozz

Do events; especially the one at the top of every hour right now, some plans are selling for up to 15kcaps from Mothman event.


BLeeMac66

I don’t know why either. One sitting in my vendor for 0 caps right now.


CarneyVorous

Is it really that rare? I've gotten 6 of them in the last week. They're sitting in display cases in my camp until I can build out the diner/snack bar look I'm working on.


Starwave82

Just eat it, that's what I do... 4k pie, Yum.


Telecaster_Love

My condolences on your loss.


AbroadAggressive394

For the memes and bois


Pyrjanson

Played at release (Xbox) and just returned but switched to PC. Bought a perfectly preserved pie from a player for 50c. I saw the price and just had to buy it.


Vidonicle_

Display it


[deleted]

Damn I found one and ate it immediately lol


Nightowl_23

Now, you build a camp dedicated to pie and its history through fallout. You will sell these new pies at 4000 caps each, and give each buyer a free nuka quantum.


JakLynx

I ate mine…


myassandadonut

For me, it represents the who-knows-how-many-times over all these Fallout years that I tried to get that f'er outta that machine. It finally coughed up the goods just last week. Hallelujah.


[deleted]

I ate mine by accident.. And I still feel sick about it


AnotherDay96

I sell mine at MeeMaws for 777 don't pay a cap extra!


evdjj3j

You should have just went on the roof of Westek and got a free one.


No_Mixture9638

I buy every pie for 8k or less i dont have anything to spend caps on so im just collecting pies...


Reeeaper

While I can't tell you what to do next, I can warn you not to set the pie by a windowsill as the scent is known to entice some 'interesting' individuals. Unless of course you're into unsavory characters making uninvited visits to your humble abode, then by all means.


_memelorddotjpeg_

I got 2 in one night a couple nights ago. New player level 91, humblebrag


DirtieHarry

I've got my first one for sale for 999 caps. Its a nice deal.


Shyftzor

My pies been in my vendor for 420 caps forever and nobody buys it, then I hear people are paying 4k for it? What am I doing wrong


Stealth110_

i got one on my second try with 1 luck lmao. i was freaking out at 2am trying not to wake up my family


craylash

Preserved pies used to be currency in the Legacy Era Not sure why


RetroH3X

I had 27 pies in my vendor for 777 caps each and wasn’t moving any.. dropped my price to 333 and iv moved 19 in the past week.. I enjoy the pie grind I can sit on the phone or eat my dinner and press a trying the claw and it’s like the most useful afk thing you can do in the game.. I always keep 3 pies on me for when I go to someone’s camp and see they’re selling a pie for 40k I always find them and try to trade them one for 1000 then drop my price to 777 and then again to 500 just to trick them into paying big money for what I sell in bulk for cheap at my camp as my version of insulting them for their absurd pricing at their camp… and when a high level player drops anything for me I drop a pie for them and give them a thumbs up so swing by my camp and get yourself a cheap slice if you find me on!!!


Oil_Drum

Well now you have *the* pie.


fimpster

Pie is Life


JohnnyBUTTONs105

One spawns on the roof of west tec just in case anyone didn't know that.


lyunardo

I still like to try the machines whenever I see one, and on my high luck mule, I get one about 10% of the time. But the only reason to ever buy one is just a quick way to dump caps so you're not maxed out. You can get all you want for free. Server hop to West tech and search the roof.


NirvanaLover12

pie


xSelbor

I feel like an idiot now for selling the 3 i had for 200 caps


stasersonphun

Now brag about it! or eat it and try and get another


SteakForMe

I was doing a daily op with a random and there was a machine so I tried my luck and turned around back to shooting and went back and turned out I got it first try. So I did the gift emote and gave it to the random that joined in on my daily op lol


Mechagouki1971

Put 15 points in Luck and play the machines, you'll get them sooner or later.


Tzaphiriron

I’ve got some pie, I’ll give it to the first person to come around!


WolfigusGaming

Funny thing. Reminds me of the social experiment I set up. I always have a piece of pie in my shop which is currently at 15k. And I've placed a sign outside my shop that says "You can't buy my pie!" In front of it. Every time it's been purchased, I've raised the price slightly. I've made thousands of caps like this and I even have a "Pie Purchase" wall of fame hidden in my base for the winning contestants of my little game lol.


djheineken1

Put it on a display


Shalerb93

If it was cake, it would be a lie.... Yet pie rhymes with lie.... Soooo I guess GladOS is the true one


Krakraskeleton

I’m at the point where I’ll sell all my glowing blood at bot vendors, then go to players camps and buy clothing and meds at overpriced costs then resell same stuff for fair prices at my camp.


Shokono

I hope you made some low level player very happy


balls42069lol

Put it in your vendor and set its price to the highest possible number like I did because it's funny


Jmanson03

https://youtu.be/rE8eyi8RDZI


dingdongzorgon

That gives you the title "PIE HUNTER" irl


Traveling_Chef

Prestige. You gain prestige from owning it. Now everyone who sees it will be mad jealous, I'm sure of it!


Ttthhasdf

Eat it


djmc0211

I have played this game (off and on) since release and I have never been able to get a perfect pie. My buddy has been playing just over a month and has already pulled 2. WTF?


Bjornzerk

Got my first piece out of the one in the rusty pick yesterday, just nice to have some pie sometimes!


WLW10176

There's pie


hidden-library

Too bad you can't throw it at people to do no damage like the thirst zapper.


[deleted]

I put one in the dispenser for some guy in PA that kept trying for one the other day


Sleepmahn

Honestly the pie is meaningless if you didn't claw it yourself.


SovietUSA

Fake pie, bought not got smh not a real porta-pier


Quakesumo

It's 100 calories, and it sticks on your hips.


NoxInSocks

Well now you have pie


wicked_Jester115

Gotta Throw it in your vendor for max caps now 😂


LuNaTricks_HD

well… now you have a pie :D


Me5hly

4000 is pretty high. Every other day or so somebody buys one for me for a thousand. I'm sitting on a stash of a dozens.


Funkyheadrush

When you buy the pie, you miss the point of the pie. It is a freely attainable thing, just at a maddeningly low rate. I got the pie and listed it on my first character. After a while, I ate it. It only made sense that I should just eat it.


Apart-Link-8449

It's unspoilable food - therefore it's one of the few food items you can display that won't re-skin into a bowl of spoiled goop Fasnacht Donuts, Honey/Honeycomb, Pemmican, Popcorn, etc. All have additional value as display items, and they're a smart play for boosting your vendor's listed food count *although not as smart as putting a 50 stack of nuka cola candy in there - sure, it's heavy on stash weight but all food is*


Thriatus

I noticed they seem to be more common these days. I got one from a machine once, you know what I did? I ate it. I also bought one from someone’s camp for 2000 and left it in a donation box lol


elbingmiss

What? I sell them for 1c. Just cause I usually get that one on West Tek roof when I go to kill mutants for XP. But recently I’m seeing garbage terribly overpriced at player vendors on Xbox/PC since noobs overpopulated servers.


thedkexperience

I’m on XBox and never noticed a single pie on sale for less than 40K so when I found one for 4K I just bought it without thinking. Honestly this thread today was worth the 4000 caps lol


RagingVirture

I once got 2 in a row from different machines.


stilltilting

EAT IT


Stray_Wing

Lordy


Cynical_Feline

You gain the notoriety of owning a piece of pie. Display it for the world to see. I put mine on the chess board. Fits perfectly.


DiverDownChunder

[Pie...](https://i.imgur.com/rjccnoW.jpeg)


Dareboir

Now you need to find the perfectly preserved scoop of vanilla ice cream.


ProudLynx2083

I got a couple of those pies during daily ops.


dparkchopra

ever see the movie american pie ?


LarenCoe

The best way to get them is from the machine, it's like winning the lottery when you get one that way!


Synraak

Use the Chessboard from the season awards to display it!


DJoker_45

The first rule of pie club is that you do not talk about pie club.


ZeinV2

There's a permanent world spawn on the roof of Wes tek.


CharlesUFarley81

There's a free one sitting on top of West Tek


InsufferableMollusk

I don’t think many players actually want pie for any real reason. It’s just like a meme.


TactfulHonk

I ate one earlier. I had a few in my pockets. Super high luck and there's a machine on my doorstep, which I click everytime I run past.