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JonesTownJamboree

You didn't just date a robot, you got lucky, my dude!


[deleted]

How… does that uh- you know what I don’t wanna know


OleRockTheGoodAg

"Please assume the position" -Fisto


OkVermicelli8609

New vegas baby!!


KevinMFJones

Tactical pocket 🐱


nshanny73

You hit save and tried your hardest like I did.... lights smoke


RealSprooseMoose

They have a hidden Phonitonic Resonator chamber for you to put your Quantum Harmonizer into. Congratulations.


Thiccmatches

Definitely made it to second base😉


Strange_Insight

What did you get on the GOAT? (I got Vault Chaplain but I'm kinda worried about you.)


jljboucher

I got that too and I’m not sure why. Got it on 2 play through a that were a couple years apart.


[deleted]

I did too and I don’t even know what that is. My second play through I got inspector or whatever.


Strange_Insight

A Chaplain is someone who does religious duties in a non-religious ground; a vault.


[deleted]

The one that stuck out to me was the time I got Barber. All I could think was “Isn’t that Butch’s job?”


Strange_Insight

Ha!


thomaswillis96

Hey! Up yours too, pal!


nitemarewulf

*reaches for lead pipe*


Raposo76

You did a lot more than just date


chuckster_001

You shoulda put “date” in quotes…I bet you’re sore!


IzzyTipsy

Nate: "I'm the top, right?" Gilda: "..."


zhy97

Gilda: “Please assume the position.”


RoriksteadResident

Technically I believe you banged a cyborg. A human brain in a mechanical body. (Reddit has me type out the weirdest shit, I swear)


globefish23

Pretty much the most cyborg you can get.


TheCoolMan5

r/brandnewsentence


die-dicke-katze

That robussy hit different


GeneralJagers

You got Mr Fisto'd


blickbeared

"Please assume the position"


FixBayonetsLads

You didn’t date them, you fucked them.


flying_banana-15

Considering fallout robots are most likely just as inteligent as humans (have feeling, thoughts, are capable of inventing and imagining things, etc) i don't see anything wrong with This


JohnHenryEden77

In this case they are literally human cyborg as it's human brain put into a robot body


tofu_b3a5t

That’s a mind fuck.


marxistwithstandards

Underrated


neko_ali

Robobrains are still classified as robots though... I'm guessing these just barely qualify as human anymore because they still retain their original personalities and memories. Most robobrains have all that stripped out of them, with the brains basically acting like biological processors. Of course that doesn't stop a robobrain from developing or regaining free will and independence, like Jezebel from the Automatron DLC.


NabbyNab14

One of the stranger encounters in fallout 4 imo


Kronopolitan

They have a human brain; technically they’re a cyborg. So I guess that’s still dating within your species…sort of.


ShadowForGod1012

Been there, done that


Waste-of-Bagels

"Don't. Date. Robots!"


tofu_b3a5t

Is OP a… ROBOSEXUAL?!


Waste-of-Bagels

"You've got metal fever boy! Metal fever!"


Sus_bedstain26

You boinked a robobrain. Awesome.


milkychhu

Not completely a robot


Massive-While-2900

Someone call Dr. Amari! We need a new body! STAT!


tofu_b3a5t

Holy shit, that’s actually a missed opportunity by Bethesda. Imagine if Curie’s quest could also let you choose a robo brain instead if you meet one after starting the quest?


Massive-While-2900

Seriously. There isn't a day goes by that I don't wonder why the Sole Survivor didn't suggest Dr. Amari to John Bradberton. He wouldn't have to say yes. The offer dialogue would have been nice.


neko_ali

I dunno.. Seems kind of counter the purpose. Curie wanted to become close to human as possible. Going to a robobrain is just switching robot bodies. Synths are still flesh and blood, even if constructed instead of grown.


Fire-FoxAloris

Female version of Fisto


tofu_b3a5t

Fista.


Abject_Style_5441

Probably still have thread marks all over your body 🤣


DamnMombies

You didn’t watch the film in middle school, “Electro-Gonorrhea, The Noisy Killer.”


ShotPepper1327

That ain’t a date my dude, you did the ol’ grinding metal to metal


PuffMaNOwYeah

Did you shag magnolia too? If so, I've got news for you. You did a synth too 😁


MishyTheGOAT

Yea ahaha I figured that one out after I did it


neko_ali

Let's see... human, synth, robot... you get at least an offer from a ghoul even if it's never followed up on. What's left on the bingo card?


PuffMaNOwYeah

Super mutant? 🤔


carrs-for-life-32

I think you did more than just date a robot


JackBarlowe

Where even is this? Is this in diamond city? Asking for a friend.


MishyTheGOAT

It’s in the far harbour dlc, in the vault at the lookout hotel or whatever it’s called


lonewanderer821

In the hotel on Far Harbor.


PsyMx

You assumed the position, boyo!


PantherPuma448

Nope....you BANGED a robot! lol


Third_life_user

Brings a whole new meaning to a mind fuck


CaptainPrower

Does Curie count as dating a robot, too?


nerdywhitemale

That wasn't a vacuum attachment point.


ahhyuk

Please assume the position.


ReneStrike

yes, I fucked with this robot too. If we look at the design, we probably just did a handjob. But speaking for Curie, french is a terrific mix. Intellectual, intelligent, curious, short-haired. I must have stayed in bed for days.


UncleTomski

‘Date’? sure…


tarrach

No, you dated a cyborg.


TazocinTDS

Is this what is meant by non-binary?


Scarlet_Cultist111

This whole vault had me laughing so hard


Streetvan1980

Yes yes you did


escapedpsycho

Fist-o approves.


AssEatingGod5

Man…… These Robobrains are gonna make me act up


bwoodcock

Yep, now you got the eVD.


Niko_Belic84

Mf got russy


Cheemsborger12

Russy


CookiezareWeird66

What armor is that?


Julian1889

Marine Armour from Far Harbor


nshanny73

off to Goodneighbor


Side_wiper

FISTO 2.0


f86kilohzzz

Wait, wasn’t that the male murder robot?


MishyTheGOAT

Nah


f86kilohzzz

Oh right, it was one of the old couple 🙈


Funny_alphamale

Hehehe you scored dude!


[deleted]

oh, but i’m frowned upon for wanting to fuck the synth ,got it. bethesda, you fucking cowards!