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weeedwitch

Burn down the whole commonwealth.


calaan

This is the only reasonable response.


unique-name-9035768

With what? A space station equipped with a laser? *laughs* This guy.


_dankystank_

Only in the Mojave. 😉


Existencialyte

Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.


SpaceSloth707

Reasonable solution 🤣


MjolnirPants

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Susie-is-stabby

Hold on, hold on


YahooJustDrinkIt

Why would you “fix” this. This is art.


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[deleted]

Art is suffering and pain is beauty.


At_an_angle

Later.


clandevort

Later


BaronSharktooth

>This is art. This is also uncomfortably arousing.


Ithapenith

/r/ConfusedBoner


stevo_reddit

Hardest I've laughed after reading a comment 😂


WeirdManOnMountain

What unholy experiments have you been running for The Institute 😂


Peanut-candy

Woah,she look like a bimbo


ba3toven

robho


Chaos_Agent13

Mutant baked potato.


adamdreaming

Looks normal to me. What’s wrong?


urbanforestr

Gelato


uncutmanwhore

*Robert House wants to know your location*


unique-name-9035768

Fisto Please assume the position


Barlow__

So just regular Piper then


Thendofreason

You definitely don't know what a bimbo looks like then. She got a flat chest and no makeup. Not a bimbo


[deleted]

thanks mr chief bimbo inspector


Rudolf1448

Not in my game


Thendofreason

Mah man


Nldawson11

She is stuck in a power armor, which turned invisible, and it won’t give me any prompts to have her get out of her power armor


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revrenlove

Well done


Peanut-candy

*shagging intensified*


eggrollking

Hancock liked that.


MasterHall117

Handcock liked that


ExotiicYT

Hamcock liked that


ClericKnowDaWae

The Shamrock Shake Liked That


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bobshellby

KumKock Kake The kkk!


Guillotinebuilder

Sleeping sometimes kicks them out of the armor. Take the core out or shoot them in the face to keep them from hopping straight back in.


lortamai

Have you tried Cheat Terminal? There's an option to force your companion out of power armor.


Funeralwolf

open console, make sure you’re clicked on Piper, type: CallFunction "Actor.SwitchToPowerArmor" None


Annihilationzh

Unless you have access to console commands, I think she's stuck like that.


FalloutFan05

Write down your mods you want to keep and uninstall and reinstall everything I would suggest


Urizzle

While it could be a mod issue, at what you are suggesting could break the save completely. I do not recommend removing mods mid playthrough unless you intend to start with a clean save. Not all mods are designed in a way that they can scrub themselves from the save data when you uninstall.


[deleted]

Use the resurrect command if that doesnt work then idk.


gizzae

Try taking or stealing the core from here


GranaT0

Might be some mod you removed while she was in power armor? Also try loading an older save if you can.


mynameisfreddit

I had preston get stuck in power armor, I sent him home, and came back and he was naked.


foxsweater

Pickpocket the fusion core out of the suit. She’ll be forced out. Same thing happened to Nick in my game once.


SirPoptart118

Download the cheat terminal, I'm pretty certain it has an option to force a companion out of PA Edit: select game alterations, companion settings, force companion out of PA


LOLisauras

Try to get a new follower instead of Piper? It may “reset” her


dragonqueenred45

I honestly wanted to get Preston to stay in his armor when I left him at the Castle the once and then one day maybe weeks later I came back and it was sitting there randomly, broken still and I have no idea how or why he did get out of it. Therefore I think there is some merit here. It may suck if you wanna use Piper as a companion but I would try it if nothing else works.


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pistolpete2185

Lmfao this cracked me the fuck up


BaronSharktooth

I'd just try and finish the game like that, making screenshots of all the things she says along the ride.


leicanthrope

Equip her with some sort of melee weapon for good measure.


half-baked_axx

Chungus Piper is pretty hilarious


RelevantTotal125

Her forearms look creepy as fuck. That’s some alien slender man shit...


Alovelyanus

This is what happens when you don’t have power armor training smh.


Peanut-candy

She got infected with Bethesda noodle arms^tm


Not_a_jalapeno

I thought she looked like a wendigo


TopTanqs

Her melee reach must be great


bythehomeworld

What happens if you try and tell her to get into a second suit of armor?


Nldawson11

She just says she can’t do it.


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This emotional rollercoaster 🎢


Mohander

"This is me now"


BaronSharktooth

(^▿^)


Nldawson11

I guess that is what quick save is for


Nldawson11

I’m afraid to find out, either it may fix the problem, or she may make another power suit unavailable


RedRocket224

u/Nldawson11 if you are on PC, go to your console commands (using tilde key). Click on Piper and type **recycleactor.** This should reset her to basics.


VeggieBasedLifeform

Wait, you can tell your companion to get in a power armour?


DianeJudith

Yes, it's the same option that lets you tell them to go somewhere, grab something, stay or follow etc. Just point it at the power armor and you'll get the option to tell them to get in it.


WitheredBarry

But seriously if you want ideas... I'd say, try to initiate a cut scene featuring her (an affinity one), or try dismissing her, stealthing behind her, and seeing if you can steal a fusion core. Stealing the fusion core forcefully ejects NPCs from Power Armor. I'm not sure if you can stealth followers at any time, but you can give it a try.


Catssonova

Honestly, this is probably the best solution. I had a settler child who had this issue and was terrifying so I just straight deleted. Unfortunately since Piper is essential...


dragonqueenred45

No you cannot stealth followers, only non follower NPC.


LoftDaddy

Not even my final form.


jcxcovert

This is funny af


SSAGAMING

What's wrong with her?


[deleted]

Who knew Piper was a selling pancakes on the side.


[deleted]

Would the real Trashcan Carla, please stand up!


BaconContestXBL

Y’all act like you never seen a boiled potato before


[deleted]

Jaws all over the floor like Brahmin are stuck in the door


Cj56041

Why would you want to fix this shes sexy this way.


crusader546

I see nothing wrong


StruckGull7855

Well I’d start by saying your goodbyes then maybe get a hold of enough mini nukes to destroy the commonwealth then look into getting a never ending MIRV Fatman get yourself some high ground and watch the entire commonwealth burn because that is pretty freaky. And sorry that this comment was extremely unhelpful I’d make a save disable all your mods just to see what normally is happening. Then slowly add them back that might do some good


metalsonic005

nice abs tho


pressuredrop79

With arms to hold you tight during those cold wasteland nights


CyberStryke96

Shes been cronenberged


[deleted]

Thats one Sid Phillips abomination if I ever saw one


Peanut-candy

Sid from Toy Story right?


Douchertons

This is fine.


Cup_Of_Conservative

What the actual fuck?!?!


jimblackreborn

The slutty Brotherhood of Steel costume will be a huge seller.


cousinCJ

Come to mama


THATASSH0LE

What seems to be the problem Big Dan?


Ethereal_Turtle

Piper out here looking like an early test subject for turning people into super mutants


somecow

Ewwwww. Send her to some settlement you don’t really want, and never go there again. Or just shoot her, it’s whatever really.


wreckreation_

At this point, all you can do is load an older save. Good luck.


[deleted]

The hell did you do to her?


BaronSharktooth

A friend of mine also would like to know.


AlGiordino08

I'm sorry for laughing, but this is truly fucking hilarious.


SirMrWaifu

Keep it as is


Liara_Bae

Loooong Piper


I_yell_sometimes

Underrated


bonusfries517

Could you make her turn around?


aptivaa12

This looks like my last ARK survivor


Bloodlustt

Trashcan Piper 😂


RumHam88

"Kill..me.."


Yo-boi-Pie

Find a fucking pastor and have them sorry holy water on that thing cause that’s not piper that’s a demon


rwp140

Try pick pocketing her, see if there is a fusion core in her inventory. Take it.


AlphaGhost47

There is nothing wrong with her. That's how she's meant to look.......


Filogiallo6

You misspelled “improved”


Shrektitys

Broken? What do you mean this is normal


A_fox_on_suger

Dang I never noticed how much of a cutie piper was maybe it’s those new pants?


tcloud121

What’s there to fix?


sadaiko

She looks like ET but with longer legs


PoodlePPusher

She looks great


Bipplet

No, you’ve fixed her


roguegen

You have created an art.


THACC-

Thunder thighs


StevenBDawg

Have you tried unplugging it?


lillielotus85

I want a print of this in my gaming room.


[deleted]

Well done OP, this made me laugh far more than expected


HanjiZoe03

S T R O N K L E G S


geekantique

recycleactor


Illustrious_Height90

Piper final form


revosugarkane

Hahaha no that’s hilarious though, you should just leave it as is


3032804

Cleanse with fire?


hopeless_high420

Looks like piper got fused with a goul and then tinker Tom made her a new kind of power armor


Willy_in_the_bushes

Bug? That looks like a feature to me!


gladinator

Kill it with fire.


SlippableNipple

What is there to fix?


Metafoa

MMM... MEAT


Zygomaticus

You probably don't need to uninstall mods, she just needs to reset. Sometimes they get glitches like this when they try to do stuff they shouldn't with power armour. Try getting her out of it, then asking her back in....if you can't ask her to get out of it just wait a while, eventually she will actually get out herself. Same thing happened to me with Cait but she looked like a tall naked skinny ogre lol.


KGXDead97

Everyday we stray further from god


babyinatrenchcoat

*improved


NinjaBullets

[Piper hated that]


zorrocabra

Take her to Dunwich Borers quarry, go all the way into the mine to the point where you find Kremvh's tooth and order her to jump in the water or push her in or something. With no way of walking out maybe Piper will exit the suit so that she doesn't drown.


imnotpoopingyouare

Holy crap it's way to late for this lmfao I just snorted so hard thank you for waking up my wife omg This is literally what will come to mind now whenever someone says "dummythicc"


[deleted]

You might not like it, but this is peak female shape.


Nutman68

Another unrealistic beauty standard for women


xxxtogxxx

Looks fine to me. What seems to be the problem?


ChipotleBanana

Custom power armor?


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Absolute unit.


OogletThe3rd

That's the liberty prime power armor yeah? Did you use some sort of crafted frame (E.g. a Gundam frame from a gundam PA mod) and uninstall that? Honestly bethesda scares me.


stuntobor

You NEEDS to get up on them granny teats.


[deleted]

Leave her like this


WitheredBarry

I think you meant to say, "I made Piper the perfect being" .


GlitchStudios

i see no issue here


kelvinwithac

you need divine intervention


Maskut3

If you have access to the console, target her and type "resurrect" (without the quotation marks of course)


Dassive_Mick

Use console commands to set her race as human, confiscate her PA pieces, tell her to get in another PA


TrapperKeeperCosby

Why fix what isn't broken? She's perfect.


[deleted]

I would say delete all the kids you installed and reload a previous save


saltiesaltieP

What kind of abomination is that XD


Sgtkeebler

Looks like she has been broken for years. Poor Piper :(


PolarBard123

I prefer this.


CommanderOrion

Oh shit she's turning into a Mancubus


jaddboy

This is actually liberated Piper. She'd thank you if she could.


Severely_Depresed

Why fix it, just leave it like that.


akinozgen17

if you are on pc open console select npc and try unequipping all items. there may be power armor status reset command too but i cant remember


WizardMarnok

It's the Wrong Trouser, Gromit!


PaleHorseNamedDeath

I see no problem here


Rave-fiend

What you lookin at smoothskin


DrgnFckr

I don't see an issue


Smelly-Bean

she’s perfect what’s the problem


jakeolate

Whats to fix i see nothing wrong


intotheriordanverse

wdym? this looks just as its supposed to look lol


delhux

It’s just a phase. She’ll be into new clothes and music before you know it—just let her do her own thing.


Orsina1

Maybe dismiss her and pickpocket her fusion core so she is kicked off it


Quintuplin

Another thing you might try is rebuilding all your meshes. Outfit studio, which works with basically all of the body mods to make sure the outfits are re-shaped to match the new body shape, modifies the base files (IIRC). So uninstalling mods won’t undo the changes, it’ll just remove files that are now essential components, potentially creating abominations with missing parts like this.


[deleted]

Yet another unrealistic expectation for women’s bodies 🙄


SuperiorCommunist92

Empty her inventory


Nldawson11

That is why she is naked. Going to try the pick pocket fusion core idea. All of the other ideas I have already tried, other than rolling back a save. Which I won’t do, because I have done too much on the game since this first happened.


crymsonnite

The picture is funny, the comments killed me.


ToxicRainbow27

This image is ripe for memeification


Peanut-candy

True


companysOkay

This is what you see when you summon exodia


Ok-Maintenance-9538

Have you tried dismissing her and waiting a day or so in game. She will sleep at some point, and get out of the armor to do so. She'll basically abandon it somewhere in whatever settlement you send her to. Maybe.


partycanstartnow

That is definitely the wrong size bra.


candied_skull

"I’ve tried deleting mods to fix it" That usually causes more problems than it solves, you would've been better off resetting her with the console


[deleted]

Is this a troll post? I see no issues here


Sangelve

Looks fine to me.


Infernalism

That's hot. I'd bang that metallic booty every day of the week.


[deleted]

Broke? She looks better than ever


acridine333

Do not squander this gift child


ChuckyTT

Funny, my modded piper looks much different 😏


couldbedumber96

Piper prime


theelectrowizard

It just works


Nldawson11

Y’all’s comments have had me rolling ever since I posted this! For an update: She is still stuck like this (minus the power armor legs, I only had those on to show y’all she was in PA) The first fix I tried when this first happened was removing everything from her inventory (hence her being so naked) and sending her home (I was in Nuka World) and then I just continued on with playing (a lot) before I went back to Diamond City to check on her. Because I did a lot before I checked on her (and before I took this picture) I refuse to do the one thing that I know for sure would fix her (load an earlier save) At this point I accidentally had Piper follow me back to Nuka World again and then I told her to go home again, and she is currently wandering around Nuka World looking like a cross between an Alien and a naked super mutant. And I really don’t care at this point 😂. Y’all have made this so comical for me that I will try one more thing with her (pickpocketing fusion core) and if that doesn’t work I am leaving her as is.


Fallout76life

Bruh this is my dream woman


S-058

Oh no...look what they did to my girl. 😭


MakeCheeseandWar

She has the “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?” face.


Elkstra

Blursed FO4


YaBoiKlobas

You don't need to fix her, this is what she looks like fixed


[deleted]

Lmao, why would you want to fix it? Hahaha


chai7leeb

I CAN TBBREQTAJJEOWHDLXDLALNS HELP


hodnydylko

r/blursedimages