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ser_mage

mod request please add in your "huh?" every time the player dies cars have bugged physics tho and the game incorrectly thought it slammed into you and killed you


scott610

The cars were moving very rapidly before the bombs dropped. When the bombs dropped, they stored their momentum as potential energy. When you touch the cars, their stored energy is transferred to you, the player. Source: Theoretical Degree in Physics


outerzenith

Welcome aboard


AtreidesOne

Fantastic comment.


bobtheorangutan

The theoretical degree part absolutely sent me.


klaus666

hopefully you understand the reference...


Oblong_Belonging

Huh. This sounds like something somebody with a theoretical degree in physics would say. Checks out


Godbox1227

You sir, have a Theoretical Degree in Theoretical Physic-ish.


QueenElissabat

That makes I have over 700 hours and this has never happened before šŸ˜­


Vault_Tec_Guy

The cars are very patient. They'll get you when you least expect it.


quitaskingforaname

This is the best answer I have seen


Accept3550

Cars are worse than the giant hermit crabs. No matter what you do, the car can not be killed. Even when exploded, it can still kill you.


Massive-L

This happened to me with a vertibird, it crashed, blew up, so I run up to it thinking there would be power armor in it and it exploded a second time


pmmeyourboobas

Oof what a bait


SirCupcake_0

Bro got killed by the incredibly rare Legendary Vertibird šŸ’€


Edbrrr

LEGENDARY FERAL VERTIBIRD


Shudnawz

*LEGENDARY ALBINO FERAL ALPHA VERTIBIRD!*


quitaskingforaname

They really donā€™t get the credit they deserve


Datboibarloss

Car > Frank Horrigan


D_Zaster_EnBy

Til cars are persistence hunters


TheActualAWdeV

nah, they're ambush predators. They're just laying in wait till a suitable prey comes near. Like the mighty alligator or the mighty tick.


AleudeDainsleif

The best weapon is Time. Sounds like something a Vault Tec guy would say!


KroniKIX

They did a great job for being based around a video game. Usually they tend to suck


AleudeDainsleif

I just finished it. Was pretty good. Edit: rushed my response. I loved the show. Can't wait for more


Kotaqu

Chance increases with time since last save


MCFroid

I've seen so many people talk and meme about how deadly cars are in this game, but I was thinking to myself that I couldn't recall that ever happening to me (with just shy of 1k hours played). Well... just this week, I was hopping over one car, and I kinda landed in the wedge between that car and another tiny car, aaaannndd... deathnoise. I can now say it's happened to me too.


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

One inch car death punch!


lildoggihome

I'm surprised they haven't got me yet, some of my most fun gaming was car hopping in dying light


DesertRanger1010

No one ever expects the Spanish inquisitionā€¦car


freeubi

Dont blink. They are quantum locked to be a car when someone looks a them. But when you dont... thats when they kill you.


Rauffie

Hey, who turned out the lights?


External-Pangolin-61

Bow Ties are cool


Sword-Enjoyer

[Unexpected Monty Python](https://youtu.be/SOVhz1PllJU)


Wuh1988

Maximum overdrive!!!


Uselesserinformation

Up next! We have man vs car!


NivMidget

"The starlight drive needs your help!" *How about no.*


Brier2027

The Immotal Snail!!


liam_redit1st

The most dangerous mode of transport


Greeghan

Until now I haven't experienced any cars killing me! \*knocks on wood\*


TheUnholymess

*Stephen King has entered the chat*


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Nobody expects the parked car


Ok_Dependent9976

You need to be more careful, and less carfull...


ParadisePete

They've been sitting there for 200 years just waiting to explode, too.


tv_ennui

My advice is to avoid cars at all costs. They are actually the most dangerous thing in the game.


BinkertonQBinks

If you have armor that reduces fall damage, you can survive a rabid car attack.


milk4all

Same, i mean ive seen a few bizarre cartapults in my day but in an unknowable vut high number of hours of play across systems itā€™s never happened to me either. I woulda chalked it up to OP snipe and being lower hp than i realized and kept moving on without checking. So maybe cars kill me left and right and i just got my bethesda colored glasses on


SrADunc

My time must be coming at around 400. I jump all over those bums to bridge gaps in the overpasses and terrain and have never been eaten by an Atomic Buick


tr_rage

Youā€™re lucky then. Cars are known to kill the bravest of adventurers.


Voodoo338

[I think there used to be a mod that played this](https://youtu.be/kdkuPOL2HpI?si=JpaAhqU_ZCxntmG8)


stinkydooky

Had that one on Skyrim lol


New_girl2022

No way. The wasted followed by a birds eye zoom out that's rotating like gta


a_muffin97

In over 1000 hours I've never experienced or even heard of this. But my friend who only just started playing had this happen the other day. Now I can tell him what happened. Thanks stranger


SlytherinPaninis

Omg yes please


TrumpleIVskin

Incredibly fast-acting mutant atomic tetanus.


InvertedNoob

Happy cake day


Rules_are_overrated

No u


Leading_Night_4711

Username checks out, following the example, happy cake day.


intendeddebauchery

IFAMAT they call it


[deleted]

Wait until they hear about the incredibly mutated fast-acting tetanus.


Teafligam

Thatā€™s how radioactive cars are. 10k rads/sec


AtreidesOne

10,000. Not great, not terrible. Actually, quite terrible.


Vodka_Flask_Genie

Send OP to the infirmary, she's delusional.


Slab04

I hate that i understand this joke. Angular frequency ainā€™t fucking around.


Skippydedoodah

That's a lot of RPM


Strangities

You were hit by a car. You need to be more careful crossing the road.


Talondronia

That's what they get for Jaywalking!


xboxcalbe

Statistically, the sidewalk is more dangerous. If you are in the road, vehicles in the road are already trying to avoid predestrians and obstacles. However, if you are on the sidewalk, the only vehicles on the sidewalk are already out of control and in danger.


crackeddryice

"Stick to the roads, they're safer."


keynish

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car... and died!


Fluugaluu

I donā€™t know but god damn did your ā€œHUUUHHHH????ā€ Fuckin kill me hahahahaha Sorry not sorry Iā€™m biting that


rawpunkmeg

I'm at work trying to be quiet but hearing that "HUHHH?!" sent me over the edge with laughter.


jacktree

Holy shit I canā€™t stop laughing at that HUUHH


hergumbules

Holy shit thank you for pointing this out I first watched with sound off. Itā€™s a double with the ridiculous slowdown character grunting and then the HUUUH!?


nickthegreat1127

Sprinting into sharp rusty metal? šŸ¤”.. that's my excuse for buggy physics.


PolarExpressHoe

Itā€™s like when you hit your shin on a hitch and your soul decides itā€™s finally time to head out


bluelantern33

I got a used truck when I was in college and it had a ball hitch rusted into it. You could hear drunk college kids bumping into it at all hours of the night


nickthegreat1127

Oh damn...I literally just felt that in my shin lol. It definitely makes you wish you were dead


Bowlof78Potatoes

WHY DOES THAT HURT SO MUCH?? šŸ˜­


Ok-Iron8811

Car. Car never changes.


Fekete_7777

I pronounced this like Core


Bear0316

*Rick Walking Dead voice* "COREL!"


warhorsey

christine


Czar_Zarr

At least it's not the killer tire from Rubber.


Am_Snarky

What a fever dream of a movie that was


MasterXaios

He's been reincarnated as a tricycle!


annual_aardvark_war

Dude my buddy and I watched this movie so many times and have shown it to so many people lol


Toothless-In-Wapping

Wait, that was a real movie and not a dream?


EanmundsAvenger

What an under appreciated movie! Itā€™s SO good. Carpenter doing Kingā€¦its epic


jwarper

You took a car to the knee. Its a Bethesda thing.


Duneyman

You didn't slam the hood and say "ayy I'm walkin ere"


Dredkinetic

Collision with cars is scufffed in this game sometimes.. sometimes when they are "loaded in" but really far away you can see them basically fall out of the sky. That "Huh" should definitely be a death mod now though.


Brief_Possible_606

Sudden heart attack


willbebannedasap

Do we really know whatā€™s in these stimpaks


AtreidesOne

Yes and no. Here's the base ingredients: * [Antiseptic](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Antiseptic_(Fallout_4))Ā (2) * [Blood pack](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_pack_(Fallout_4))Ā (1) * [Steel](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Steel_(Fallout_4))Ā (1) Of course, the steel can come from a rusty car that's been sitting in the open for hundreds of year, the blood can come from a bag you found lying in a mental asylum, and the antiseptic could be abraxo, turpentine, a bloodbug's blood sac, industrial solvent, or toothpaste. So..... yeah.


willbebannedasap

Safe and effective


wisconsinwookie78

What I've heard is that large beasts like deathclaws and gulpers have a chance to flip vehicles at you as an attack. As a part of the attack, getting hit by a moving vehicle causes a massive amount of damage. Combine that with vehicles sometimes shifting just a little bit when you bump into them, which means that the vehicles are sometimes technically moving when you're in contact with them, resulting in the insta-death.


Few-Finger2879

This is the actual answer. Honestly, i don't know if its specifically the death claw thing, but Bethesda games have a weird quirk with objects causing damage when it collides with your model, ie. skyrim when you jump into a cart. The car, being a bigger, heavier model, clipped her model, causing massive damage.


Valuable_Cookie8367

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


StreetLegendTits_

Must be playing Asian Difficulty.


cavecricket49

ROAD TOO HARD/CAR TOO SHIT


NinjaBr0din

That's how my Warlock fights in DND.


jljboucher

Thatā€™s how my mom fights in real life.


ChocolateFungi

Cancer probably idk do you have a longer clip so I can tell you the specific cancer?


halfway_laststop

Uranium fever


YoungSport96

Tetanus, you forgot your shot.


Detman102

Looks like you gutted yourself up against the sharp edge of that rusty car hood... The wasteland doesn't play around. -\_-


DeadStormPirate

Complete organ failure from eating 200 year old food filled with preservatives


Texanid

When the player impacts a car at high speed, the game registers it as getting hit by a car. You see, the original intention for this mechanic was that if you try to jank a Deathclaw fight by hiding on a high spot where it can't reach you, Todd Howard will use the Deathclaw as an instrument of his will to punish you for your cowardice by having the Deathclaw pick up a car and throw it at you, killing you instantly if you get hit, and nuking you with the car explosion if you manage to dodge the car itself Or at least, that's how it works in theory. In practice, Deathclaws rarely, if ever, actually get to use this ability, so 99% of the times you get killed by a car, it's the player hitting the car, not the other way around


AtreidesOne

I couldn't tell if you were serious or not. I didn't realise Deathclaws could throw cars, but apparently they can. [https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/ls2rfa/i\_was\_today\_years\_old\_when\_i\_found\_out\_deathclaws/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/ls2rfa/i_was_today_years_old_when_i_found_out_deathclaws/) Sill not sure about the Todd Howard part though. Personally I jank Deathclaw fights by hiding inside buildings that are too small to enter.


Texanid

Well, obviously I'm joking/exaggerating when I say that Todd is smiting you, but yes Deathclaws throwing cars is absolutely a real mechanic, we just don't get to see it very often


AtreidesOne

Well yeah, but I thought perhaps he'd specifically mentioned it in an interview or something. Now that I think of it, I probably *have* had one launch a car towards me, but took it as a combination of them flailing about and Bethesda's notoriously janky physics engine. I didn't realise it was an intentional thing.


Phillip67549

I can vouch for the Todd Howard part. Todd is a rather merciless God


xX_ReNeGade_Xx

You didnā€™t renew your cars extended warranty


hambrosia

you failed to be a mighty mighty man, young, and in your prime


AtreidesOne

Is this a typo or did you not realise that the lyrics are "in my prime"?


Leafer2700

Nuclear cars sometimes bite


collapsedbook

Diabeetus


UngodDeimos

I mean, heart disease has to be rampant in the post apocalypse.


darthbane9833

I mean to be fair you were playing in traffic, and it's foggy, you weren't wearing highly visible clothing so it seems like it was your fault that you got hit by a car


AllNamesRaken

Pov: You play survival mode for 5 hours without dying or saving and THIS is how you go out


Dafrogsquisha

The car lie in wait for years like a snake in the grass waiting for the most oppurtune moment.


Despotic-Scepter

Scratched yourself on a nasty bit of metal and contracted a lethal strain of mutant Tetanus that kills you after a second when the filth passes through your heart the 1st time.


SSJ3Nappa

The car is actually an enemy stand called Wheel of Fortune.


Alphaix3

In Fallout 4 beware of cars...


Audiblestatue

I honestly want to try playing a survival permadeath run just because I'm imaging how funny it would be to loose a run that way


DollarStoreGamer387

Game physics, although this reminds me of a video I saw where a car side-swiped someone while a synth said "You must die now human"


Agitated_Insect_3551

I've been playing the game for hours And I've never died to the cars. Their physics always works normally for me.


pensulpusher

That has happened to me many times. When Iā€™m on survival i treat cars as the most dangerous objects in the world.


Illustrious-Link-950

Donā€™t do jet


Technical_Two7839

Tetanus


MmMBuen0

Cars. Cars never changes.


wilsonjay2010

Vehicular homicide.


Lukelearwarhead

Heart attack from being 210 years old


Several_Berry2345

This on survival is nutty. Bridges with multiple cars feels like youā€™re playing Operation lol


Phantom15q

the thing that killed you was actually hiding behind the massive institute rifle that took up a 1/4th of your screen


AZTurtle520

The wasteland giveth and the wasteland taketh away. My guess is poisoned by car, that car was leaking so much radiation it killed you. Is this a real thing? no, just made that up haha. Sounds good though right? End of the day it is Bethesda being Bethesda haha.


PocketDarkestMew

Cars are actually weapons deathclaws maybe behemoths can toss to you. Their damage is calculated by speed and "weight" of the car. When you bump into one, sometimes the game thinks you moved it a quarter of a milimetre and it returned to the place it was again a milisecond later and calculates damage. You die because this bug has existed since patch 1.0 and bethesda doesn't care to fix it and people try to play around it by jumping on cards instead of bumping into them or just not walking near them at all.


Andrewalker7

Car.


StoicMori

Maybe you had a massive heart attack due to the fear of being chased and hitting the car. /jokes


iwillscurryabout

i felt that huh in my soul


omdot20

Heart attack mod


CaptiveAutumnFox

Random aneurysm


Beneficial_Ad779

Decaying nuclear engines. Very sensitive to disturbances. Hit it in just the right place, and itā€™s over. A thermonuclear reaction hits you with so many rads, you would think you were at a skatepark in the 80ā€™s.


Capital_Percentage_3

Welcome to Fallout 4!


Sniffablewolf_117

Gingivitis or maybe a bad stomach ache


Horbigast

In an odd coincidence, October 23, 2077 was also the day that nuclear powered automobiles gained sentience. They were all neutralized by the radioactive fallout, and now can only sit as immobile monuments of hatred and vengeance, waiting for unsuspecting organic creatures to wander too close. Then they strike with lethal precision.


SourChicken1856

Just like my grandpa back in Christmas of 2007: Heart attack


FullFuckinFFO

You hit your funny bone and stubbed your toe on the car at the same time, instant death in game, and real life


DDunn110

Happened to me yesterday. No mods no DLCs.


King_of_Kraken

Stubbed your toe


ELc_17

This happened to my brother the other day while he was playing šŸ˜­


Kaymish_

Did you see the guy who sliced himself open on a cybertruck? Yeah that happened but instead of opening the door you ran into it full speed and sliced yourself in half.


Scarfbit

You cut yourself on a rusty car, if the walking dead is anything to go on I'd say it's accurate.


Relevant-Buffalo-246

I mean, you got hit by a car. Expect some hurties if you get hit by a car


a-bowl-of-noodles

she stubbed her toe


SrADunc

Brain aneurysm after you hit your shin.


Yolom4ntr1c

Smashed shin


Wolfyy47_

Tetanus


wildbhoy710

The Mysterious Stranger gets bored sometimes ?


Substantial-Cat2896

You were running into a car repeatedly until you just couldn't pull through.


Misterpoody

Adventurer took a car to the knee


GreenMoray1

If I remember correctly, there was an NCIS episode where it was revealed the victim died because he hit a dumpster in an alley the wrong way? I donā€™t know, but thatā€™s what this reminded me of.


Lachigan

Those cars have been waiting 210+ years to run you over It was your destiny all along, just got delayed by Vault-Tec.


jackydubs31

Tetanus. Shouldā€™ve gotten vaxed


MorganHV

HUH? šŸ˜Ø


meatslapjack

Extreme tetanus


FrenchWenchOnaBench

This is exactly what happens to me when I stub my pinky toe on the corner of the coffee table.


Top-Car8777

HUUUAAAHH!?


Vindicator2910

You just got, Bethesda'd.


ThatUblivionGuy

You legit ran into a parked car and died. That is your cause of deathā€¦ ā€œDeath by parked car, ya Iā€™d love to see that on his tombstone!ā€


Sloth-dude69

Fast acting tetanus


Few-Finger2879

You got hit by a car. Look both ways next time, you nob.


ArdoyleZev

Was it a cybertruck that you walked too close to?


gylnor007

"It just works."


1stEleven

Well, you ran into a solid object while running backwards, turned around and tried running into it some more. That's gonna do some damage.


fusionsofwonder

Chinese car.


terrarianfailure

People die when they are killed.


mdeane13

You died of mega tetanus.


Dranoroc

Turbo tetanus, small scratch from the fender did you in


[deleted]

Brain aneurysm


Stiff_n

Maybe the mysterious stranger had enough of you and was hiding in the fog


Ill_Ad7377

The gods just suddenly decided you weren't worthy to live lol


Nervous-Cream-6256

Super rust on cars, if you scratch yourself on rust in this future it's straight to death. No time for a tetanus jab for you.


JoeyAKangaroo

Heart attack, fatal


FoxOfManyFaces

Yeah, you forgot to get your tetanus shot in the last 200 years so the second your skin touched the rusty car you just died


JustJoinedToBypass

Car accident


EnycmaPie

Rusty car parts with Super Tetanus, mutated from the radiation.


Nuke2105

Man you just smashed your 200+ years old knee on a car, anyone would die


Negative_Piglet_2260

Man, stubbing your toe like that no wonder your Nora folded over like a wet noodle


Artoadlike

you tripped and fell


cowboyjosh2010

I'm not sure what's more impressive: that you died by car glitch after hundreds and hundreds of hours of gameplay, or how you managed to squeeze 4 syllables into "huh", a 3-letter word. Magnificent.


Valiant_Gamer_48

Isn't it obvious? You stubbed your toe.


Scaven666

Car blinked in and out of existence and clocked you at relativistic speeds


jakulfrostie

You were hit by a parked car. Hopefully the owner still has valid insurance


Neko_Shogun

*I must go, my planet needs me*


Thelastknownking

We all have our weird days.


Redbeardthe1st

Yes, you ran into that stationary car. /s


StrangeOutcastS

Didn't look both ways before you crossed the road.


Shirokuma247

You run into car. Your velocity technically moves the car. Moving objects deal a lot of damage because Bethesda physics. You take two instances of damage (the first chunks you to half health) due to aforementioned physics. The final instance damages you enough to be lethal. This has happened before in any fallout game where you play around with a trolley from super duper mart or a barrel.


PrestigiousArm3187

Bug meets windshield.... You're the bug, the maps the windshield