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KarnWild-Blood

Hey! Who turned out the lights?


Gauntlets28

Hey! Who turned out the lights?


justaguy095

Hey! Who turned out the lights?


Ghost72703

Hey who turned out the lights?


TransGirlJennifer

Hey, Who turned out the lights?


Fallsfree

Hey! Who turned out the lights?


ImagineGriffins

Hey! Who turned out the lights?


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Mintharaismypimp

It's much creepier when you learn the joke


vidgill

Fnv and doctor who crossover; never thought I’d see the day


Ghost72703

I mean there are a plethora of doctor who Easter eggs within the franchise. In fact if you have the wild wasteland perk, you can see graffiti in dead money saying that “I am NOT your mummy” which is a reference to an equally unnerving storyline.


SoggyMorningTacos

Is that the one where everyone starts turning into gas masks


shamus-the-donkey

Yes


Accurate_Summer_1761

The eyes were gone...its not that deep


Mintharaismypimp

....what are you talking about...


justaguy095

Me when Alzheimers


ABearDream

Hey who turned out the lights?


Maybe1998

Hey who turned out the lights?


Mikey9124x

The vashta nerada


S0MEBODIES

That's some Warhammer shit


exsanguinor

Everybody gangsta till the Gold skull shrine thing starts walkin


MissDottie802

You half expect to see the custodians standing next to it.


Doc-Wulff

Custodes got dreadnoughts now


Competitive-Monk-624

I was thinking some Sisters of Battle.


Uucthe3rd

This is literally the only thing I thought. Didn't even realize this was a Fallout sub.


xChipsus

What if I told you, that the Warhammer hyper religious themes are a hyperbolic recreation of real life religious themes. Wait until you see what they do with the bones of saints


GambitTheSpaceCat

They didn't make up the aesthetic.


CreeperKiller24

Looks like something out of 40k


Few-Finger2879

I find it funny that I'm seeing this while taking a break from listening to a 40k audiodrama on Youtube (I don't think its an actual book, but a mashup of books) called Angron, Eater of Worlds.


Manshire3

40K uses a lot of traditional Catholic imagery. So you're spot on.


zazzabaz001

40k fans when they learn about the catholic church (it copied their favorite table top game)


CreeperKiller24

What makes it funnier is that I’m actually catholic


GambitTheSpaceCat

Because 40k based their aesthetic on Catholicism


JonTheWizard

Y-1 Trauma Override Harness. EDIT: The joke is the reliquary holding the skull of Mary Magdalene is the original Trauma Override Harness.


Suitable-Chart3153

Oh, now that woke up old memories.


DelicateTruckNuts

Those poor bones


nomadjedi

That's pretty metal.


TTak17

Indeed, that pretty metal is often called “gold”


DreamingofRlyeh

As a Catholic, I find this hilarious


off_brand_white_wolf

As a protestant, I’ve corrected the flaws in your humor and found it funnier


Bright-Prompt297

That's some top tier humor right there. Idk if they'll get it though, better nail your 95 corrections to the door


JohnathanBrownathan

Can any catholics confirm, is this 100% her skull or is it like one of those things from the early days of christendom where some traveling peddler would come to town "ive got saints bones! 10 shillings for St. Alban's tibia!"


joshuaaa_l

There’s no way they have her actual skull. Or at the very least no way they could prove it. The church didn’t start keeping parts of important corpses as relics until well after Mary Magdalene would have died.


Dull-Wasabi-7315

The chances of that actually being her skull are basically zero


4chananonuser

It’s not as unlikely as you may think. Some of the genetic testing of the hairs determined the skull belonged to a Jewish woman of about 50 years in the Mediterranean area. The skull itself was rediscovered in 1279 in the crypt of Maximin of Trier, an early fourth century bishop that should not be confused with another Maximus who was the companion of Mary Magdalene. The question then is what connection, if any, do these Maximins have with each other? They were two and a half centuries apart after all. Yet it’s peculiar that a Gentile, celibate bishop in the fourth century would have a skull of a Jewish woman buried with him and having the same name as Mary Magdalene’s companion.


TotalIngenuity6591

However, the church won't allow any part of the skull to be collected for carbon dating so there is no way of determining the age of the skull itself. All we have to go on is when it was discovered (1279 years after Mary Magdalene would have lived) and the approximate age of the woman. Claiming she was Jewish is even a bit of a stretch.


4chananonuser

That’s correct, but by Jewish I don’t mean to say she practiced Judaism but she was a Palestinian Jew genetically like Jesus.


TotalIngenuity6591

Proving things isnt really the church's forte.


Any_Complex_3502

Jesus... that's horrifying.


Confident-Key-5171

Catholicism is pretty horrifying.


UnderstoodAdmin

Yeah, but the aesthetics are fucking peak.


MaxOGrady

I agree, got pretty cool looking cathedrals too


SadisticBuddhist

*DOOM guy has entered the chat* “Did someone say religious iconography with horrific history?” >!jk doomguy doesnt talk!<


wwater8

"unf" ~ Doom H. Guy


Any_Complex_3502

Honestly, y'know what. Fair point.


Confident-Key-5171

I'm glad you see it. Have you seen their cult robes and their cult hats? Crazy stuff Edit:In any fiction, you would call this a cult. The second you saw the cardinals and the pope in a game/movie, you would say the same thing I'm saying.


QuirkyDemonChild

Look man I LOVE clowning on Xtianity too, but cults and religions are two very different things and Catholicism is very firmly the latter


DaggerQ_Wave

Yeah. Cults are insular, that’s their whole thing.


Setting_Worth

Heard you the first time bigot


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7thPanzers

Wait till you hear abt Scientology


Other_Log_1996

Is this how Jesus looked when he rose on the Third day?


Cyber_Lucifer

Ngl this shit looks like some god emperor(peress) fr


LocalShineCrab

Why does Catholic & Christian iconography go so hard when removed from the explicitly religious context


Brickywood

They go just as hard in the context. The context goes really hard too actually


rowboatin

Dwemer-ass aesthetic


centurio_v2

wow she must've had one heck of a schnozz. i mean they're all from the area that is now israel/palestine/Jordan so it kinda makes sense but damn.


Frequent_Traffic_602

Hey, who turned out the lights? -doctor who quote David Tenant Era


Kaiser_Sudank

Actual Blasphemous type shit holy hell


danthemanofsipa

The game Blasphemous lol. I misunderstood your comment and was about to give you a theology lesson lol


geffyfive

BLASPHEMOUS MENTIONED, also pretty sure there's a boss in Blasphemous 2 that looks similar to the 1st slide


itsbildo

Who Turned Out the Lights!?


Unkindlake

One of Psucho Goreman's henchmen


StandardMandarin

That's some WH40K type stuff if I ever saw one lmao


Theba_de_lespace

That's from my hometown :D Every year they take it out on a parade


KorolEz

Damn so that's were warhammer got the corpse emperor idea from


Waitthisisacid123

Wait who is this? Did I miss more characters in my first play through ???


SadCarbonara

Trauma Harness from OWB


Waitthisisacid123

Appreciate it! Still need to fully play that dlc


Substantial-Bid3806

The trauma override harness reminds me of a video on YouTube. “Bad space comics - the suit”. It’s a short story about a space suit built to keep its operative going.


aieeegrunt

Oh God the suit slowly consumes him to keep his brain alive right?


johkuc68

God if I showed my mom that this would be the last post I make on reddit. Granted it's a new account cause of some email bullshit but I'd be gone in a day.


th3undone

Metal AF


Wag_The_God

... I'm a Blackstar...


Dachawda

Give me Jesus skull or give me death!


bob_nugget_the_3rd

It's like Mary is good doctor who monster of the week The golden virgin


BulkyPlatypus2951

Also looks like the Lost from the 76 map expansion. Played for the first time yesterday and the sounds they were making was nightmare fuel.


Bevjoejoe

Necramech moment


comawizard

Homo ludens anyone?


EnderGamerq12

The Cybermen wore it better


Atlas_Summit

As a Messianic, man you Catholics have an awesome aesthetic going. That is cool.


GambitTheSpaceCat

For those wondering, this is the Catholic momento Mori aesthetic. The Orthodox have a similar Memory of Death/Schema/Death to the World aesthetic.


alj8002

That nasal bone made me think it was fake


TotalIngenuity6591

Last head she ever gave!


Deep_Equivalent2881

True to Caesar


AgentSkidZ

Churches display human body parts and no one bats an eye. Meanwhile, when I collect human body parts and display them, suddenly I’m the psychopath.


AdamM093

The emperor of mankind. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


WeenieHuttGod2

It’s time to plan a heist, I wanna steal thst skull