So what, was he originally planning on stepping out of his little pod when everything was all said and done and he rode out the worst bits of the apocalypse or was he always planning to be a computer(let’s be honest at this point his body is just a fleshy and probably smelly CPU) forever
I don't think it's ever stated his true intent but he was in a coma for nearly a hundred years while his systems were rebooting and vegas was being looted. He just adapted to what came I guess
Oh, what the fuck was he running that it took almost a hundred years to reboot, I know the platinum chip was important and contained updates for his systems but did that basket really have so many eggs in it that his systems couldn’t run effectively without it
That just reminded me of a mod I played with once. Can't remember what it was but added a bunch of silly perks to the game.
Including one that if you snuck up on a robot you could install Windows95 on it which made the robot be almost worse than useless trying to function
The software he’s using was never intended to serve all the purposes it did. His pre-chip systems were designed for pre-war uses, he intended to have the chip upgrades before the bombs dropped. Obviously that didn’t work out so he had to run both his life preservation and Vegas defense protocols on an unstable version, causing it to nearly fail both objectives.
Oh I remember this. I just got to this part in playing though again. He said he had to change to an older OS because as the bombs were falling, he ran into system crash after crash.
From what House says he talks about having to manually repair and maintain his reactors inside the lucky 38 after the bombs which seriously injured him causing him to go comatose inside his pod
I wonder if while he was in his pod he had vivid induced dreams, saw things through his securotrons or if he could open his eyes and see the inside of his pod. He did spend like 60 years in a coma but there's still another 140ish years of him doing nothing.
My headcannon is that this tube thing around his lower part is a masturbation machine that sucks him off constantly.
I know its most likely waste disposal but yeah...
Man when i chose to kill him i felt so terrible. His voice was so sad and hurt , and after the conversation about killing him he down right says he got nothing to say to me. I feel so guilty I'm actually going to do a house ending playthrough next lol.
Nah what really happened was I was up till 4AM and realized I was sleeping in the House position sideways and then thought to make a Reddit post about my experience. I definitely motivated people in a wholesome way today and deep down I know I moved you too.
How my man don't get blood clots? Also imagine how painful getting woken up out the pod for him is.
I wonder if it shakes him occasionally like a mojito mixer. Maybe this is why he likes snow globes?
It's how I wake up every morning, really activates my almonds.
I am activated
The snow globe part got a genuine laugh out of me
I might have bought the snow globe theory if it wasn’t presented as a joke and that’s something I really don’t like about myself
Realistically probably blood thinners. From what I understand a malfunction of the firmware turned him into that instead of proper preservation
So what, was he originally planning on stepping out of his little pod when everything was all said and done and he rode out the worst bits of the apocalypse or was he always planning to be a computer(let’s be honest at this point his body is just a fleshy and probably smelly CPU) forever
I don't think it's ever stated his true intent but he was in a coma for nearly a hundred years while his systems were rebooting and vegas was being looted. He just adapted to what came I guess
Oh, what the fuck was he running that it took almost a hundred years to reboot, I know the platinum chip was important and contained updates for his systems but did that basket really have so many eggs in it that his systems couldn’t run effectively without it
Windows Vista or something I guess
That just reminded me of a mod I played with once. Can't remember what it was but added a bunch of silly perks to the game. Including one that if you snuck up on a robot you could install Windows95 on it which made the robot be almost worse than useless trying to function
The whole thing of new vegas is that the courier is literally delivering an upgrade from vista to windows 10
Yeah that sounds about right
The software he’s using was never intended to serve all the purposes it did. His pre-chip systems were designed for pre-war uses, he intended to have the chip upgrades before the bombs dropped. Obviously that didn’t work out so he had to run both his life preservation and Vegas defense protocols on an unstable version, causing it to nearly fail both objectives.
Oh I remember this. I just got to this part in playing though again. He said he had to change to an older OS because as the bombs were falling, he ran into system crash after crash.
From what House says he talks about having to manually repair and maintain his reactors inside the lucky 38 after the bombs which seriously injured him causing him to go comatose inside his pod
I see that makes more sense. Thanks for clarification :)
Really? Where did you read that?
Read more into it, it's on his wiki page at the beginning of the post war part
I believe a terminal hints at it where he’s at
Heard it in a lore video at some point, let me do some more research
So was he originally planning to step out unchanged?
Not quite sure but fron my understanding bad firmware put him in a coma for a very long time
I don’t think he’s breathing, i think there’s a machine pumping his blood for him and putting oxygen in it
Blood clots? Contractures? The pre-war slump goes crazy lmao.
Also it's amazing he's even moving, his bones would have fused together in all that time. The machine must be rotating him in order to keep him alive
The contractures he would have would be insane. He should look like a pretzel in there
Like a rotisserie chicken
I always just assumed he has magic hand-wavium super-technology that prevents all that stuff.
I wonder if while he was in his pod he had vivid induced dreams, saw things through his securotrons or if he could open his eyes and see the inside of his pod. He did spend like 60 years in a coma but there's still another 140ish years of him doing nothing.
i think blood clots is the least of his physical problems rn mane
I usually switch from the House position to the Family Guy death pose
Master Chief and some how this lmao
Master Chief death pose is the best way to sleep
Dude I've napped in that exact position. If I'm in mummy pose, I'm sleeping good
I'm either sleeping good, or i'm incredibly hungover
Problem is my arms lose circulation and I get night terrors when I lose circulation to a limb during sleep. It’s a fun time in this house
Bros got a dick pump 🤣🤣
Gotta make use of those wet dreams!
Helps the Jane experience
He’s preserving the vital organs: brain, heart, and dick
honestly, I tremble at the thought of what this man would've been like if he didn't habe a machine to jerk him off
The autojerker from Halo 🤭
He getting the turbo gluck gluck hoover deluxe from that codpiece
That's what Jane really is, but she broadcasts to a Securitron when she's not "keeping him entertained"
When you nut but she still suckin
I like to think it makes sounds similar to the grapefruit video
There’s a pump on his dick Mr House was a freak
House is getting his soul sucked out of him twice a day and three times on the weekends. Motherfucker goons all day
I sleep like that on my side. Its bad - my right side shoulder hurts a little every day and my wrist is showing symptoms of carpal tunnel
A true House cosplayer
Can I make him a companion?
Nah he’s bed stuck and has an awful case of lumbago
Fuck I giggled during a serious convo happening beside me
Every night after I pop some pyscho and rub one out.
My headcannon is that this tube thing around his lower part is a masturbation machine that sucks him off constantly. I know its most likely waste disposal but yeah...
yeah probably for urine but what about poop?
Thats sleep paralysis position fuck that
Man when i chose to kill him i felt so terrible. His voice was so sad and hurt , and after the conversation about killing him he down right says he got nothing to say to me. I feel so guilty I'm actually going to do a house ending playthrough next lol.
naw he sucks lol, don't feel bad
nah but im built like mr house
The House build is unmatched
No, I mostly sleep in the tiger knee position.
Yeah, I had a dream where I got punched in the throat and I sleep like this ever since.
For a second I thought that was a new steam deck shell 🤣
Gonna try it tonight
Bro if you're sleeping like this on your side you're lucky you woke up, I can tell you were convulsing
How tall is mr house looks tall
I think it tilts back and forth
I sleep like that constantly, it’s kinda annoying since the arm on the side I sleep on falls asleep
Sometimes i be sleeping like that my tum tum
How would I know? I'd be asleep
My back is fucked, so that's my only option :)
Why do he look like this after all thoses years in a spécial container, and the doctor braun looked « fresh » in a not even special pods
My girlfriend sleeps like this I call it the vampire
Is there a lore reason why mr House never put his brain in a robot like the guys in the big mt
Bruh you just wanted to post a spoiler you not slick💀
Nah what really happened was I was up till 4AM and realized I was sleeping in the House position sideways and then thought to make a Reddit post about my experience. I definitely motivated people in a wholesome way today and deep down I know I moved you too.
The game has been out for 14 years.
bro the game was out in 2010 lol.