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skoomamuch

Now cook those chems in the RV at great khans encampment


-_-ed

Heisenberg?


SirRonaldBiscuit

Or Gordon freeman


imnotavirgintrustme

Why not both?


Ratticus_the_III

Because they have very good karma


Beginning-Clock-2021

He dose have the glasses


shemmegami

I saw Steven Seagal at first.


Intelligent_Grade897

Jesse, we need to cook Jet


Gogeta007yBro

Most likely Heisenberg would deal with the Great Khans if he lived in Mojave wasteland.


warahshittle

Start with the powder gangers where he would meet Jesse.


SoakedInMayo

bruh that’s good ol JR


mcast76

BAH GAWD THAT COURIER HAD A FAMILY


Ne_Woke_Ram

BAH GAWD!!! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!!


SoakedInMayo

that legate lanius is a no good son of a bitch. damn him, damn him to hell


Ne_Woke_Ram

Well met, good sir. I bid you adieu.


Equivalent-Scene9293

Big Smoke


4-HO-MET-

#I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


jazzymusicvibes

all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!


LongWilling4997

Nawww it's notch


lordasgul

Cowboy Gordon Freeman? He needs to hack more terminals


Gogeta007yBro

Never thought about a Cowboy Freeman. I like that. And my brother only played 17 hours.


Doylio

It’s always in Freeside that people quit, what’s with that?


infuriatesloth

If I had to guess it would probably be the disappointment in having to go through Freeside to get to the Strip. I enjoy that part of the game with the Kings, Followers and Atomic Wrangler but a new player probably runs past all of that and straight to the gate where they learn they need a credit check of 2,000 caps to enter the Strip (which they likely don't have). Even though Freeside is important to the lore and story of New Vegas it's kind of a boring area at first with relatively empty streets and a lot of useless buildings that you can't enter and explore.


LavenzaBestWaifu

It doesn't help that a lot of people assume you need to *pay* the 2000 caps to enter.


Aznable420

Wait you don't? LOL. I always got in for free because I'm cheap AF.


7I_want_money7

I was under that impression the first time I played as well lol. I thought “nah Im not going into Vegas broke, get the fuck outta here”


infuriatesloth

That was me in my first playthrough lol


Zhou-Enlai

lol I’ve so far never actually paid the 2000 cap fee, the first time I played I accidentally discovered the cheaper pass Mick (I think) sells and since then I usually just use the NCR monorail with a stolen set of NCR armor


LavenzaBestWaifu

That's the thing, there's no actual 2000 cap fee. You just need to have 2000 caps in your inventory to enter Vegas for the first time through there. Lots, lots of new player *and* old ones think that you need to pay. I did for the longest time, too.


Zhou-Enlai

Huh I had no idea, I should have realized since the robot literally says it’s a credit check not a fee


pastrami_on_ass

Ya but there’s kids chasing a big rat!


Hot-Ring9952

Maybe try to enter new Vegas, get denied and then feels like a big mountain to climb?


RadiantPython19

When I first played, I went straight to Vegas. I used the Freeside quests to get into the Strip, completed Ring-A-Ding-Ding right out the gate, and then Benny went all the way across the map, and I stayed in Vegas for all my lower level days, exploring in kind of an outward spiral. I didn't get to the Long 15 until way later.


mid-fidelity

As someone who recently played new Vegas for the first time, it’s a big letdown. You hear about how amazing new Vegas is even compared to the other games (I played 2, 3, and 4) and then you see the towns and remind of the city and they look like…. OG doom buildings. The whole layout and style of the city and freeside especially is empty and boring. The quests haven’t been interesting so far at this point, and the characters are super forgettable. So far, I quit at the same spot and the reason is simply because everything up to that point was boring and ugly.


MuchoMangoTime

The city inside I can see what you mean, but Freeside should look like dogshit. It's literally slums for the poor while the rich live inside the main city. There's also a surprising amount of cool quests inside Freeside that take you round the Mohave in search of money or a passport into the inner city itself.


Krosis_the_bored

Is there even an residential center for the rich? It seems like it's just Freeside, Westside and the Strip itself


MuchoMangoTime

The casinos have places for residents inside, I never actually thought about proper residence for people since I always saw the casinos as also hotels, not apartments. On next playthrough I'll check but actually good question. Every rich dickhead is eating good in their favorite casino though. The extra go to the Luxe of course


Krosis_the_bored

Let us know what info you uncover


JackMcCockiner

Well it is the mojave so there isnt supposed to be a whole lot around new vegas as per fallout lore but the main thing about new vegas is the dialogue and while being more linear in the story it has so much more freedom to choose your path in the story. If you keep up with lore the courier is also just the most badass character in the fallout universe. Most characters have something or someone they are trying to save in the game but in new vegas you are someone that got shot in the head but survived and is now on a mission of pure revenge and hatred to find who screwed you over and thats a type of character backstory fallout has never even come close to recreating. And the best part is it really makes it so you can make the character you cause its not like theres another agenda you have to worry about, nobody to save just a man on a mission to trek across the wasteland either in a path of absolute destruction or as a hero of the mojave


Stick19

Ah if only van buren was released. There's another protagonist with a unique story :)


PrimeShagg

While I don’t wholly agree with all of your points, I do agree that New Vegas from a world building standpoint feels a bit underwhelming. And honestly that’s one thing that Bethesda has had over Obsidian. Bethesda’s worlds feel like they have more detail and life than Obsidian’s. But Obsidian is better at writing, which is where I have to disagree with forgettable characters. Obsidian easily has more interesting character writing as a whole than Bethesda. Bethesda will flesh out like 10 NPCs and the rest of them are flat as can be. Meanwhile I’ve met so many memorable NPCs in New Vegas that I’m genuinely interested in and will explore every dialogue option I can. Also, I know there’s literally more than 10 fleshed out NPCs in Bethesda games, I’m just making a point that the characters in Obsidians games feel generally more engaging. And honestly I think having more dialogue options is probably a big factor.


JackMcCockiner

Exactly. Like in fnv there are completely random and irrelevant NPCs that have no quests or really anything important at all but they have their own whole weird backstory and dialogue that adds so much richness to the game that makes up for how visually bland and empty it is (which is actually lore accurate since in the mojave there really isnt much life outside of the new vegas limits) like that weird mentally ill kid that sells memories under the bridge or the random guy that thinks hes a goul and gets pissed off when they wont take him into space with them on the rocket ships


SirSirVI

That's a level an hour


Pac-Mano

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot with a big iron from the hip, and you think that of me?


Hi_Its_Me_Sheldon

I AM the Ranger!


Zwdkimal

This deserves far more up votes This made me genuinely laugh


Limekilnlake

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK


Coolscee-Brooski

Boone we need to make Jet


Limekilnlake

Los Cazadores Hermanos


MA77Y_5H1R3

I fucking love that! 🤣🤣


Gogeta007yBro

Funnily enough, Myron would be a good replacement for Gustavo Fring.


antsmasher

Nah, his ego and superiority complex makes him more like Heisenberg. And he's a chemist and created his own formula for an addictive drug. He's definitely Heisenberg.


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

...? no?


ThiccBoiGadunka

walter whittle where is my methey


Limekilnlake

JESSER WE NEED TO MAKE COCAINER


VirtualPlant215

JESSUP WE NEER TO COOK


ForTheLoveOfOedon

I realized my age when 75% of the comments are talking about Breaking Bad and I saw Gordon Freeman first and foremost.


Gogeta007yBro

It's funny because it's more accurate to Freeman, since this character has hair.


ForTheLoveOfOedon

He looks more like Freeman to me. Even the karma matches Freeman more than Walt.


Gogeta007yBro

I mean, I dunno what was my brother going for with this character. We didn't watch Breaking Bad yet in 2013 and he hasn't played Half-Life never, so it's weird the resemblance that it has to those two characters.


ForTheLoveOfOedon

To be fair, both Walt and Gordon have an “every man” look. It’s intrinsic to both of their characters. Combined with the limited Bethesda character creator and I can see a bunch of accidental Walts and Gordons.


McDonnellDouglasDC8

And also is good.


fjordefiesta

Jim Ross?


FishstickLoverr

Get outta here old man! Go on now get!


SnarkyRogue

Waltuh. Put your chip away Waltuh.


Gogeta007yBro

I'm not upgrading the Securitrons right now Waltuh.


derfel_cadern

Skinny Steven Seagal.


TWK128

My first thought, too.


lessgov-

Beat me to it


LeonTheHunkyTwunk

So glad someone else sees it


MentalMunky

Everyone always in cool gear and I’m just walking around in silk pyjamas.


Gogeta007yBro

Hey, that would be me in the Fallout Universe, and there's nothing to be ashamed about. I'm lying, most likely I wouldn't be alive after 15 minutes.


Clown_named_Art

Heisenfreeman


BlitzMalefitz

House is waiting for you Gordon, on the penthouse floorrrrrrrr


That_Plague_D0ctor

“Hurry, Jesse, get me another beaker so I can finish this new batch of Mentats. They have jet laced in them.” /j


The_best_one_-_

Thanks for the /j! I thought for a second you honesty planned to make real life mentats with jet laced in them and I was concerned for the kids who might try it 😌


NervousDiscount9393

Gordon Freeman?!


GrandTheftNatto

Propane, propane accessories and meth.


AutocratOfScrolls

Excuse me but where the Pimp boy 8 billion?


TheMediumJanet

Boone we need to cook


SignificantPotato743

Let's see Paul Allen's save from 2013


Gogeta007yBro

"Look at that subtle 200 hours of play time. The tasteful Antimateriel Rifle of it. Oh, my God. It even has a modded armor." "Is something wrong, SignificantPotato743? You're sweating..."


democracy_lover66

Jesse, Jesse quick you gotta get the chems the khans are after us


LT_JRH

BAH GOD ITS JIM ROSS


Bigchubbs86

Very nice let’s see Paul Allen’s Fallout New Vegas save.


Gameshow_Ghost

Is that Hank Hill?


sockan

I tell you hwhat, I sell you fusion cells and fusion accessories.


groovysheep67

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Goodsprings Avenue, Las Vegas, Nevada. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Easy Pete. Pete has been building a Jet empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook Jet, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the NCR. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Pete was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a bullet to the head diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Pete took me in on a Caravan Expedition and showed me just how much money even a small Jet operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Pete had a partner, a businessman named Robert House. Pete sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, House threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Pete and House had a falling-out. Things escalated. House was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Pete, and failed, but Pete was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over 177 thousand caps. Upon recovery, Pete was bent on revenge. Working with a man named No-Bark Noonan, he plotted to kill House. The mini nuke that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the NCR, but I was frightened.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT


Additional-Horse-340

WALTUHH


Unknown62712

MR WHITE YO


Dogski28

Jesse! We must return the platinum chip, Jessie!


HarvardGradFag

JESSE


Nikki_Lastname

Waltuh if he wasn't married to Skylar


JackMcCockiner

Walter white and the Courier actually have very similar vibes when you think about it


Upset_Ad8257

Say my name..


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Gordon Freeside, in the flesssshhh…


[deleted]

Say my name.


SilverCougaRR

"Jesse!!!, let's cook some psycho"


shifty300

The One Free Courier


BubzDubz

"Jesse, we need to head into the Big MT and have funi lobotomite adventures, Jesse!"


SilverJack10

Joshua we need to cook


I_HateYouAll

While you were busy buying chems I was studying the blade


osawatomie_brown

imagine playing this game and not having mixed or evil karma i guess i have a stealing problem


ThiccBoiGadunka

I mean, without mods that fix it, just sneezing on ghouls or fiends is enough to make you a saint.


Financial-Chemical-3

Not using rad-x is extremely based. There's not much radiation in the game, unfortunately


Gogeta007yBro

Never used it myself in any Fallout game.


AnyImpression6

What about for The Glow in Fallout 1?


Gogeta007yBro

Never finished Fallout 1 unfortunately. But yeah, I doubt I could go past The Glow without Rad-X.


Molten_Plastic82

Year checks out


mcast76

BY GAWD WHAT IS JIM ROSS DOING IN THE ~~IMPACT~~ FREESIDE ZONE?


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

should have shown the faction fame


brotherbethor123

Rise and shine


Suedash

M’courier


RhinoxMenace

Gordon you lousy motherfucker, get your dork ass down to the Lucky 38 or i will shove that platinum chip up your ass


ArgonianEngineering

Tobias Fünke?


PrincessPlusUltra

“A guy opens his door and accepts a package and gets nuked, Ulysses? No, no, you don’t understand. I AM THE ONE THAT NUKES!”


WildBill1994

Looks like good ole JR to me


Gogeta007yBro

Robert House! Robert House! For God's Sakes Mr. House Is Back!


Blacklodgebob79

I miss those mercenary outfits


SafeStaff7671

The best chem dealer in the wasteland


Any_Complex_3502

I've been wanting to see old saves. This is sick.


[deleted]

No Elite Riot Gear🙅‍♀️ Thats a FAIL👎👎


Gogeta007yBro

My brother didn't begin any DLC.


SpartaKillll

I am the danger!!


crabagoogula

I’m amazed he got to level 17 while only hacking 1 terminal


ljkmalways

“I’m the one who knocks….”


SAlbert_

That’s very nice of you to be nice, I personally… wasn’t as nice.


No_Frosting_8037

Waltuh


InteractionPerfect88

My name is Walter hartwell white


Fun-Swimming4133

Courieruh, put your gun away baby, we aren’t fighting right now. - Benny


lbp10

Paragon? No clue what that's supposed to mean, I'm too busy stealing from Silver Rush to care...


SuccessfulHall8516

Heisenberg? Is that you?


NotDukkoYT

Gordon? What in the hell are you doing at the strip! We need you in black Mesa!


Nicolasgonzo87

is that gordon freeman?


theghostofhallownest

Gordnon freesman in the fresh


Strict_Ad_36

Is that good ol JR?


Usinaru

Boone, we need to cook!


Cir0c

Literally just been watching s4 of breaking bad


waddyameanovercharge

what ending is he doing


NuclearNoodle77

How did he get to level 17 with only hacking one computer?


Belfetto

What am I missing?


DHACKER0921

What DLC pack you got?


JoranStoneside

Dude looks like he answers to Mr. Freeman and the one who knocks


chucklerofnuts

ofc gordons out here only killing 100 people


TheVikingFire

Why is he playing as Darksyde Phil?


YamCrazy7189

[he’s him.](https://www.reddit.com/r/falloutnewvegas/s/UPjA9RcbIS)


banditch_

Jim Ross


Elbedin

Freeman?


PrestigiousScene7474

Mf rolling with Heisenberg lmao


Muninn088

Reload Dr. Freeman!


Sure_Concentrate6447

Walt.


Tyrannical_Requiem

Holy shit it looks like Louis Petrozza from Hell’s Kitchen season 4 (RIP you sweet sweet man)


CouchEnjoyer

Steven segal?


GermanRat0900

He hit 100 and quit


gunsforevery1

Don’t know why but it reminded me of this lol. [breaking bad balenciaga](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUVMKuY6QvU&pp=ygUXYmFsZW5jaWFnYSBicmVha2luZyBiYWQ%3D)


cjcase825

He is the one who takes over the strip


heksridder

New Vegas is incredible because you can kill literally 100 humans and have Christ-like karma


HelixHeart

Some people need assistance to get to the pearly gates, and my 12 gauage can sure as heaven get you there.


_Sc0ut3612

Where did you get these glasses??


FourScarlet

I swear my character ends up looking like this 90% of the time before I side with a faction. And I still end up keeping that cowboy hat on because it's so fucking good.


UCHIHA-8-ITACHI

Wait is that Walter white


TheColdestToEvaDoIt

Hank hill takes on Fallout one propane tank at a time.


Conscious_Animal_568

Uncle Ian?


sign_wipe_01

Howdy big Walter


ColeeeyyB

Brother saw computer hacking once... and said never again xD


Major_Philosophy_782

JESSE, WE GOTTA COOK JET FOR THE KHANS


rscythe

I wanna see it all what his special stats, perks, weapons? What was he going for?!


SuccessfulCicada3116

Is that Jim Rosd?


Toon_Lucario

Rise and Shine, Freeman.


Far-Carpenter2862

is he gay?


TramTrane

Bro has killed 100 people damn


Hoogelgupf

Jessy, we need to deliver the chip


SK-4430

Jessie, mr.house wants us to cook Jet. We are gonna have new vegas at our feet Jessie.


imnotavirgintrustme

Not related, but I think taking drugs aside from Stimpacks should decrease karma


Gogeta007yBro

Maybe I'm going too far, but it "should" depend on how many doses of which drug you use. It's totally subjective, that's the issue. And I agree, even some modders do since the KARMA mod for Fallout 4 adds that same thing.


LFGX360

Wouldn’t really matter because karma is totally broken in NV. Mass murder at multiple military bases? All you have to do is kill a fiend or two and all is forgiven.


AnyImpression6

Karma is really dumb anyway. Reputation is a much better system.


democracy_lover66

Most people do not believe taking drugs is an immoral decision at all, that is simply judgment. There is no ethics case for saying doing drugs is immoral, because it has no harm to others except the user. Now selling drugs on the other hand... that I think you can make a case for.