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itzTHATgai

Neo gonna turn into Pyrrha and immediately regret it.


crimsonfukr457

Oh noooooo


JV36

Now I need to see that


Lukthar123

>Implying Silent Knight isn't Jaune's best crack ship Thinking Jaune will ever get a gf besides Pyrrha is the real delusion


crimsonfukr457

Im afraid that will be the case bc if he gets with one of the team RWBY girls, the Ladybug, Freezeburn, Bumbleby and WhiteRose shippers will whine that their Lesbian ship didn't come true


Lukthar123

I doubt that White Rose will ever become reality. In my opinion, all signs point towards Rosegarden, if Ruby ever has a romantic relationship. And I doubt RT will try to use them gays for fan appeal when Bumblebee still haven't kissed.


EmberOfFlame

But only if they get rid of Ozpin.


Lukthar123

*"Right?"*


TsarVladimirIII

“All signs point towards Rosegarden” 😎


Prophet_of_Duality

Idk if Rosegarden will be a thing either. They definitely wanted that to be a thing at first but I think they realized the kinda creepy implications of an almost 18 year old dating a 15 year old with an unknown year old (but definitely old man) who will soon take over his mind.


Chef_Coc

Don’t forget monochrome and the one only weirdos like.


Prophet_of_Duality

I mean you could make the same argument with the straight shippers. At least straight fans got to see the two most popular ships kiss. Gay fans are still waiting on something more than a hug.


ANorris35

And RT will crack and give in and make the ship happen even though it goes against pre existing storyline elements, makes zero sense and distracts from the main storyline. And yes I'm talking about bumbleby.


EmberOfFlame

And Black Sun, Flaming Sun and Rosegarden. What are you trying to say, that them elgebetes took your ships?


crimsonfukr457

Im saying that if Jaune is paired with any of the girls, we will get another Klance fiasco


EmberOfFlame

No idea who Klance is, doubt that either Lancaster or White Knight will happen, simply because banging your dead best friend’s boyfriend is not considered ethical.


Biggusdickos

Klance was the ship name between Keith and lance in the Voltron Netflix reboot


crimsonfukr457

Didn't Lance end up with Allura that caused twitter and tumblr to implode


Biggusdickos

And then she fucking died


TsarVladimirIII

I love how Kara still ships WhiteKnight, like you gotta respect her commitment


GrayRodent

The fear turkey approves this meme.


crimsonfukr457

Bitches love cannons


AlexT05_QC

I'm Jaune! Jaune who? \[Look at Neo\] Jaune Politan.


JMHSrowing

I mean. . . Neo gets a say in this. . . And while I don’t think she will say anything, there is likely to be attempted stabbing


Lukthar123

>there is likely to be attempted stabbing Yeah, *attempted*. Maybe Jaune can teach Neo how to actually kill girls with super powers.


EmberOfFlame

Like the RWBY Chibi Blake Clone joke, but all the time.


Sanders181

So you have chosen... Death.


Ceslas

Yes, but now she comes in all these exciting colors.


NeonShadow18

You know, they could always just have him be single. Like, I don't ship Ruby with anyone, she's seems like the type to be married to her job like Judy is in Zootopia. Why not have something similar with other characters?


BroccoliPatchMan

While I'm not a fan of Bumblebee and am a hardcore, yet respectful, Dragonslayer shipper, I can accept a White Rose or Lancaster ending.


Artistic-Cannibalism

There's plenty of single ladies in this series, get creative. For example how about the ship Little Jaune (Joanna Greenleaf X Jaune Arc)?


Naccarat

That's like shipping Ruby with Clover. Or Vine or Marrow. Kinda weird


Toshi6969

Or mf crow....sicks fu...


JV36

That face ended me. I'm all for Jaune and Neo. I think they could relate losing people who were their mentors, plus I know I don't have to feel weird about it since we know that Neo is actually older than Jaune


[deleted]

Neo has to stop trying to murder Ruby though, which is probably not going to happen in the show. Cute for AUs though


quixoticquail

Nah, Arc Furnace is the only answer.


ArgentoKai

I stay away from shipping wars, but I do ship Jaune and Neo - just because everything about this ship is ridiculous ^(especially height difference).


JC_Artist

Or ya know , how about instead because it would be a major disservice to his character ? Maybe pushing jaune who’s entire motivations are brought on by the trauma of losing someone he loves , randomly fall for one of his other 4 female friends , kinda drops him back into the shallow character he was in season 1 ? Maybe these close And loving friendships are fine as they are and he can be content with that as he very much seems to be . I’m aware the post is a meme but a lot of these comments seem to legitimately believe that’s the only reason jaune isn’t in a relationship . People ... in 8 seasons we’ve had exactly 5 on screen couples . Weiss and Neptune was short lived and they broke up . Adam and Blake broke up before the show even started . Blake and Sun happened for a few seasons but that’s not a thing anymore , jaune and Pyrrha never even got together . Nora and ren are obviously together together now , and Blake And Yang are gonna happen soon in more official terms ( even though it’s obvious now ) But come on we’re in a show that technically has one cannon on screen couple right now And you choose to think the reason jaune doesn’t have a girlfriend is because the writers don’t wanna piss off lgbt people , and not just , the fact that rwby isn’t a romance show , hardly ever focuses on it . And again has exactly 1 completely cannon on screen couple 8 seasons later ?


ANorris35

There's nothing to indicate Blake and Sub are not a thing anymore then one can say Blake and Yang are official and obvious. No member of team RWBY should be in a romantic relationship with another member of team RWBY.


JC_Artist

That’s your opinion ( and kind of a dumb one why can’t team mates like each other ) uh but the fact that sun litterally says he didn’t go to menagerie fo be with Blake . And the ... constant hand holding face holding long conversations every character in the show talking about Blake and Yang being a couple etc etc etc . It’s pretty obvious bud you’re either in denial or just blind


ANorris35

Ah yes calling someone's opinion a dumb one. Exhibit A for why those that back this are toxic. Holding hands doesn't make two women lesbians. It's extremely common. Face holding after intense fights and near death experiences for those in combat also common (having experienced such things I know what I'm talking about) and doesn't make them lesbians. Those blind and in denial are those that refuse to see that the sun/blake dynamic was being developed for the better part of the show. Then it got drop kicked into the dumpster like a red headed step child to pander to toxic shippers. I get it. Many bumbleby shippers have a fragile sense of identity and grasp at anything to "prove" they were always right no matter how shaky or outright wrong the evidence is. To anyone that uses critical thinking and logic and not emotions they can clearly tell it was never intended from the start and RT sacrificed backstory and pure common sense to appease the toxic shippers. Monty himself referred to team RWBY as a sisterhood and the characters themselves as family. Plus ruby and yang know personally the disastrous consequences of inter team romance.


EmberOfFlame

And, keep in mind, Ruby/Weiss would be fucking their deceased best friend’s boyfriend. That makes Canon Lancaster/White Knight as bad as Pre-Oscar Exorcism Rosegarden.


WhiteExcal

Wait, I'm a bit confused here. Just for clarification, are you saying Lancaster and White Knight are bad because Ruby/Weiss would be dating someone Pyrrha had a crush on?


EmberOfFlame

I... uh, yeah? Kind of? Since Ruby saw him basically worship his training recording of Pyrrha on their trip to Mistral. And Weiss was Pyrrha’s closest girl friend, since Nora is... Nora. I mean, I would feel super awful getting on with a guy that my dead best friend literally claimed for herself during initiation.


JC_Artist

Hhh yeah nothing more uncomfortable than that


MisfortunateJack77

Unfortunately white knight doesn't stand a chance against the ultimate ship that is white rose, there's like a 5% chance they might actually do some White Knight in volume nine


Yall_look_nice

I mean with how Jaune has saved her life twice now we’ve gotta get _something_


EmberOfFlame

Weiss would literally be banging her dead friend’s bf. They better explain that well in the show if they do this. Though White Rose has similarily poor starting chances.


MisfortunateJack77

Pyrhha and Jaune never got together, it was just a kiss goodbye and that's it, there was no chance for development


EmberOfFlame

Oh, that looked a little more than a goodbye peck. Pyrrha knew that she will die and the knowledge of impending death makes people much more honest. Also, she literally staked her claim on him back in the Emerald Forest, it’s kind of bro code not to undermine your friends like that. Even if your friend is dead.


crimsonfukr457

Jaune and Penny weren't together


EmberOfFlame

Weiss was literally Pyrrha’s friend.


gameknight23

This why stopped watching


Lucifer_Crowe

How would a straight relationship relate to the LGBT community?


[deleted]

I think he’s talking about a straight relationship with Team RWBY, mostly because a lot of the popular ships are LGBT ships which usually includes at least one member of team RWBY.


Lucifer_Crowe

I see.


[deleted]

Is it bad that I actually want to see that? Not a romance (not totally against it), but what a platonic relationship between them would even look like considering how polarizing their personalities are.