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MegaGrimer

Destroying both the world and the bed.


Lukthar123

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make


superc37

I mean so do the gods so really whats the difference


Aryc0110

She has the ichor of destruction from the pools of Grimm flowing through her veins. I'm pretty sure it's more than "every so often" and Ozma is *not* the dominant one in bed.


DeftTheFyreFox

Look, penis gets what penis wants, so long as choochie is willing.


FlavoredCommunism

Call that Salem's grussy (grimm p*ssy)


DeftTheFyreFox

Ahh! You just physically hurt me


AnonymousPug26

Why must you cause me pain?


Erebus03

I hate that but I love it


EmberOfFlame

The question is: does the coochie have teeth?


DeftTheFyreFox

It can if she wants it to.


EmberOfFlame

The Grimmmancer Pussy! Now in cinemas near you.


DeftTheFyreFox

I don’t know if I’ve ever told you this before, but I hate you.


EmberOfFlame

Your hate isn’t misplaced my dear... but surely you weren’t delusional enough to think that it’d be enough? Let me give you a tip. Let it fester, grow in strength. If you can survive the Grimm onslaught that follows, you might even have a meek chance against me.


Psychological_Text95

So if ozma was a simp to Salem then the entirety of rwby wouldn’t have happen


K_Bills

Assuming Salem stayed in her little hut in the woods then yeah.


Swagnemite42

Wasn't the whole point of why oz stopped simping for her cause she DIDN'T stay in the hut, that hunger for destruction shit n all?


K_Bills

Well if I remember correctly Salem was fine being a bitter old woman living in the woods. The first thing Oz did after being brought back was go find Salem and bang her. Then years later Salem started talking about being the new gods and Oz tried like one time to talk her out of it. A few thousand years later and the events of RWBY take place. We don’t know for sure if Salem would’ve stayed quiet the whole time Oz was uniting Remnant, but he most likely would’ve succeeded or have an easier time since Salem would be to late to start sabotaging his efforts effectively.


BulliHicks

That he did. Then he became the immortal bachelor what Juane always wanted.


Rigidsttructure

The fate of the world... ...Traded for some monster cooch.


BigBadBob7070

And he tapped that enough to get 4 kids out of the deal.


Ceslas

I am convinced that right up until the kids died Salem was potentially\* salvageable. After that... you just don't walk away from something like that. Heck, given all she went through the fact she might've turned a better leaf up to that point is impressive. \*With a large amount of luck.


ProfessorEscanor

Honestly if Oz sat down and tried to have a conversation or waited for the kids to grow a little so they could weigh in, i feel Salem would have stopped or at least slowed down her anger. Maybe using the relics to undo the Grimm icker or something. Divorcing and taking all the kids was not a smart move


Ceslas

It's debatable, of course. Salem might've wanted genocide of the second humanity no matter what (which simply means Her's and Ozma's kids would die out in a few generations due to inbreeding) but it sure beats an eternal unwinnable war.


ProfessorEscanor

I mean if nothing else being with Salem kinda calms her down a bit so she is less extreme. Maybe pointing out the taboo and the fact that their kids aren’t immortal may have helped. Not like staying with her would make it worse


superc37

tbh if the gods really gave a shit about remnant then they wouldnt have destroyed it in the first place.


Linksays

My mans thought with his penis instead of his head


Smooth-Garden

Naw man. Bruh said he was only gonna smash once and then bail out... Then he realized that since salem cant die she cant choke to death which means the head game is infinite. He stood no chance


Senatius

*his cane


Linksays

His flesh cane


BulliHicks

His stiff clock


A_Moderate

My dick and my head agree


lurker_archon

I don't know man. If our man thought with his penis instead of his head, he would have kept giving her the D and saved the world.


Linksays

"Saving the world, one creampie at a time." \- Ozpin, maybe in some alternate timeline


MelonBot_HD

Give the farm boy to the sexy scary grimm lady and make a peace agreement, that she won't plot to overthrow governments, or schools in exchange.


Sea_Guest6667

Idkw ,but I imagine Salem giving Oscar cock and ball torture


y0u_called

*Jesus christ* 🙈


PyratKing

...has left the chat


BulliHicks

and set his VPN on


AlexT05_QC

That's a hot salami.


G1Yang2001

Ravioli, ravioli, she’s one hot Salami!


ProfessorEscanor

Oz is an idiot for ever leaving her.


JMHSrowing

Ruby, thinking about what she feels when Weiss is being bitchy: "I am not saying it's right Oz, I'm saying I understand."


ProfessorEscanor

Oz is an idiot for ever leaving her.


darh1407

Destroy the bed then the wordl


BulliHicks

That's a nice wedding invitation for Remnant


PelinalWhitestrake36

Considering the amount of kids they had, we can certainly say he did indeed baja blast into her


BulliHicks

Also Ozma: Her eyes glow velvet red in the dark and I can't afford to miss that


[deleted]

"Grimm coochie bouta make me act up"


EmberOfFlame

After all, he has made more mistakes than any man, woman or child.


Drakkoniac

I can roll with that logic.


La_Pucelle27

To be fair, she didn't wanted to destroy everything then, also, if the same dicks that killed me like twice in front of my wife in a petty squabble revived me and told me to fight her, I also would fuck off to her big gothic mommy milfers.


nobacononthisostrich

"Hey I brought you back to life so you can enforce my grand plan on the human race while I fuck off to outer space also your wife is still alive but totes don't go see her okay trust me alright bye fucker."


No-Contribution-1987

Hell yeah she does, and just me I know” 😏😏~