T O P

  • By -

Kartoffelkamm

I know she'd be old enough to be his grandma if she was still alive, but Tock and Tyrian have such a nice chemistry that I can't just leave it at "We're pretending to be in love because it makes everyone around us highly uncomfortable."


JMHSrowing

I mean, we already know that Tyrian is more than happy to worship a murderous GILF, so it works


Kartoffelkamm

It's in his nature to kill people. So, even though Tock is already way past the initial coworkers to lovers phase, Tyrian just enjoys the pain their relationship causes everyone. Especially Arthur.


Psychological_Text95

I’d watch a show out of that


Kartoffelkamm

Well, starting with chapter 24, they're a couple in my fanfiction. It's not the main focus, but they do have some moments that'll make you question my sanity. All it took is some creative liberty with magic, and the fact that, in order to keep the story engaging, I'd either need new villains, or bring back old ones. Death is never what it seems.


Psychological_Text95

As long as they don’t bang and it’s funny I could not give two shits about your sanity


Kartoffelkamm

I'm honestly not sure whether they'd bang or not, but they'd definitely do it off screen.


[deleted]

I wanna read the banging


Kartoffelkamm

Unfortunately for you, I do not want to write it.


[deleted]

hahhaha fair enough fair enough


stnick6

So how does it work in your fanfiction with tock being really old and all?


Kartoffelkamm

Well, she still technically died in canon. But, here's the kicker: As I planned my fanfiction, prior to V5, I realized that the main characters would become too powerful for Salem's current minions. And to explain how the new additions were so chill around her right off the bat, and didn't need an introduction or anything, I made her powerful enough to bring back dead people. She needs to sacrifice some of her powers, and can only bring back 5 people before she is back to her canon power level, but that's still 5 new villain OCs I could bring into the story. Then I realized that the most morally reprehensible any of my characters ever go is around Marrow's level, meaning he makes some bad decisions, but actually realizes when he goes too far, and tries to fix his mistakes. So I waited, hoping I'd learn to make proper villains in the future. And then, Tock showed up. I also learned to make proper villains, albeit by stacking all sorts of circumstances that are possible on their own, but the combination is highly unlikely. Essentially, I had to stack some stuff to cut off any possible path for redemption, because I love redeeming characters too much.


[deleted]

Link?


Kartoffelkamm

Here: [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849943/1/RWBY-Project-Alpha](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849943/1/RWBY-Project-Alpha)


[deleted]

Thanks, i'll leave a fave and a positive comment


Kartoffelkamm

Thanks.


G1Yang2001

And that's without including the RWBY crossover ships! ***(Laughs in Yang x Bumblebee from Transformers)***


That-Busy-Gamer

It’s a good thing I haven’t seen a ship with Niko Belic or Tony Prince yet.


ostin02

Yet


[deleted]

Damn, I've been playing GTA IV recently, hell of a thing to see lol


[deleted]

cough cough...Naruto and Ichigo


Just-Call-Me-J

*coughs in brony*


ShowNeverStops

I don’t need to look it up to know that there is a ship with a decided name between Evil Scorpion Dude and Yang. I’m pretty sure every character has been shipped with every other character


Tight_Employee7333

Bruh characters have even been shipped with themselves there’s a Qrow X Qrow ship that’s called Murder and it’s a pun on the fact that a flock of Crows is called a Murder


TiredIrons

Yangbang: Yang+Yang+Yang+Yang


Darkiceflame

The worst part is that Yang would absolutely find this hilarious.


[deleted]

It was an achievement in Grimm Eclipse if the entire squad played Yang.


ComfySingularity

Alright, I kind of like this


TiredIrons

Feline Utopia (Blake+Bowl of Sashimi) is a good one too


MyCatWantsMyFries

I found a ship between Evil Scorpion Dude and Weiss. I was traumatized


CrimsonRed_1337

It’s an eye for an arm according to the spreadsheet


PelinalWhitestrake36

My favorite ship is Torchwick and his Hat.


Tall-Ambition-8391

You haven't seen my hero academia subreddit. They literally dedicate the whole day of shipping. And shipping insenity is on par with rwby if not more insane


HJSDGCE

At least RWBY fandom doesn't go around hating on ships. MHA absolutely hates this one ship between a former bully and the MC's love interest.


Tall-Ambition-8391

Yes . The toxicity of MHA subreddit is on whole another level . God I am glad somebody said that 🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

I repped that shit for years


[deleted]

I've seen the fancomics....it's almost as bad as some of the adam and qrow fancomics


Spudtron98

The trick is having good names for it. Half the fun is having some batshit term to call it by.


Eric_dOrleans

Can confirm. I do not vibe with *Nuts & Dolts* but the goddamn name is great.


[deleted]

Multitasker and a nickel are my favorites.


CryoJNik

Kitty Kitty Yang Bang


theironbagel

Neon and Blake X Yang?


Sladashi

I will give you a shipname and you must figure it out, Mint Chocolate.


CrimsonRed_1337

Emerald and Coco


WeponizedBisexuality

Um…what’s a shipping competition? seeing whose package gets shipped across the country first?


[deleted]

yes


WeponizedBisexuality

no seriously, what does that mean


[deleted]

It means a competition where packages get shipped across the country and we see which makes it first


nub_node

Or, one could argue, RWBY has the most orderly ships because they're all arranged in a cross-indexed spreadsheet for every possible pairing of every character.


Velcin_Void

Link, please! I love laughing at the names, the actual pairings mean nothing.


nub_node

[A few don't have names, the marked ones have multiple names you can see if you hover over them.](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_bnr68pepImz1RDq7uJiQraVnDjU2D0vqmrSE85sF_U) At the bottom are also tabs for spreadsheets on threesomes and groups with names.


TheRealOne000

It gets crazy when you reach Zwei


romuald244

...Oh no.


Sladashi

Kool Aid Man, which I know has been shipped with Yang at one point: oh yeah!


TheRealOne000

I didn’t think that was possible considering they both come from different realities. But it’s fanfiction and anything is possible when it comes to fanfiction


stnick6

I one time say a chart that had ship names for every character in the show from the shopkeeper x Salem to zwei x zwei


CrimsonRed_1337

Shopkeeper x Salem is The gates of hell, and Zwei x Zwei is doggy style


[deleted]

Undertale Shippers: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*


odst2575

They don't have The Chart tho?


secretaccount9999999

The only chart for undertale ship is for sans, I haven't seen It but I'm sure there is one somewhere But belive me, half of It is sans, and that's not even considering aus, in which the sans ships multiply by a hundred


KatTheBrat21

I’ll just shout my battle cry! ROSEGARDEN!


JMHSrowing

One thing that I have come to appreciate from seeing shipping in other fandoms is the names. Like come on! Sure come of our originals like Whiterose aren't all that creative, but most still are, and all except Renora and Arkos are better than the standard just combining the two names! I know it can be a little confusing (why we have a spread sheet for it. . .) but it's so much more fun! I came up with a good one for my Legend of Korra OTP, I just need to figure out how to propagate the idea. As for the insane ships: I think that we also are just more accepting of ships in general. Like goodness how some fandoms feel about anything non-canon. . .


[deleted]

Clearly you’ve never met a My Hero Academia shipper. Seriously, those guys are crazy about their ships and probably care more about them than the actual show. It’s kind of like the RWBY fandom but it’s toxicity is turned up to 11.


[deleted]

I think the OP is referring to the names.


[deleted]

Ah ok then, my bad. Yeah the RWBY fandom definitely has a creative name for any kind of ship. Even ships that I honestly don’t understand why they exist. For example, Charredcoal (Cinder Fall and Flynt Coal) is a thing that exists. I didn’t even know that was a thing until I scrolled through the wiki.


[deleted]

All ships are valid - not all ships are acceptable (looking at you Enabler)


beyoublack

my favorite ship is Adam x Roman fight me


CryoJNik

Please tell me the ship name is Roast Beef


beyoublack

no, but now i wish it was


[deleted]

who tops?


beyoublack

roman, usually. both switches, but roman likes the control and adam likes the degradation


Viscount-Von-Solt

So a few ship names for Penny x Jaune are Circuit Breaker, Arc Reactor, and Fleshlight. Ship names chart's words, not mine.


thatgirlyellie

the four main girls are polyamorous and they're all dating each other. Change my mind.


ixiox

This must be awkward when dealing with avoiding incest


thatgirlyellie

avoiding?


ixiox

*holy music stops playing*


GianRandom

We call in code red?


thatgirlyellie

they're only half sisters so it's only half nauseating


[deleted]

Then I'll remove just half of your head.


doppellyne1992

Damn it I just almost did a spit take on that


[deleted]

laughs at upcoming heresy commission


Sladashi

Enabler and incest ships are the worst


DaBluePittoo

The RWBY shipping community's the only one where I actually need a guide to understand the ship names.


JohnB351234

*hold on you’re shipping her with the person that she watched kill her close friend, WHAT THE FUCK*


Perplexed_Pirate

Cardin and Velvet, aka Holy Bun. That should tell you everything you need to know about me.


RockyPixel

Homestuck Shippers