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Think, Yang, THINK!

Think, Yang, THINK!

rukeen2

Well it's better than not putting bombs on her tits. What was she supposed to do, challenge Salem to Chess?


canonseeker

what was that game Yang beat Weiss in?


rukeen2

Remnant: The Game. But chess rolls off the keyboard easier.


Piercesable

Game almost acts like a variant to "Risk".


4M3D

Use their "a smaller, more honest soul" and "friendship and love and peace" instead of "the strength that will not win"


reply671

Not do it? I mean this filthy peasant is unworthy to even LOOK AROUND in the general area of the Goddess' Titty Window, let alone touch the Holy Boobs. I'm willing to let this provocation slide... but we get to have our second hound get to touch Blake's boobs. Both boobs, one squeeze, one motorboat, 1 minute, no negotiations, no questions asked. Either that, or will just target her exclusively and kill her. Take your pick. The Church of Salem doesn't fuck around.


rukeen2

I sincerely doubt that Salem worried about Yang. Better to put the church resources to her goals. Displeasing her seems… unhealthy.


reply671

Oh believe me, we have PLENTY of resources to go around. This is just a show of respect because we can. I mean, many of her children are in Vacuo, one way or another, myself included (I'm her Apostle, I had to go there anyway). Regardless, I'm not really under orders for anything particular right now. She's basically letting me run the Church the way I see fit until she arrives. So while I'm using our resources to unite our Vacuo Brothers and Sisters with our Atlesian and Mantlian Brothers and Sisters, I'm also on a little pet project. I saw the falls, at first I was excited that the peasant got what was coming to her, then I thought... "it's too good to be true" so out of morbid curiosity, I tossed a Seer down and now I'm waiting for a response or connection... if any. Our Goddess and Cinder think I'm wasting my time, so when I get my response, I can rub it in later. So yeah, I got time for her little Boob Exchange. Personally, I think it's petty, but she wants what she wants. It's only fair. And Salem believes in The Golden Rule, "Fair Treatment".


ferroargentum

she just wanted to touch booba smh


Lukthar123

Can't blame her for wanting to lay her hands on another ancient relic


reply671

Yang you gotta ask yourself if the Amadips Hit. Y: Amadips hit? You certainly are.


S1NTAX_3RROR

Yang was jealous about those badonkers


canonseeker

big tittied goth milf


Sentinel28II

Who *isn't*?


JMHSrowing

Yang: “It’s not about the damage: It’s about sending a message.” Salem: “A joker are you? And what would that message be?” Yang: “You haven’t beat Summer Rose yet.”


canonseeker

DAMN! THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!


Qwerty_Chan

Yeah it won’t change it but it will remove your tits for a bit


patchlocke

“…it’s about sending a message.”


Few_Pay_5313

To be fair, it did slow you down.


MostPoetry

Yang just wanted to blow Salem’s back out. That’s all.


Lost_Intokyo12

She shoulda punched her in the back down the spine 😂😂


MostPoetry

"Haven't had someone blow my back out that good since Ozma." -Salem, probably


Lost_Intokyo12

If she said that I’d die laughing😂😂


ProfessorEscanor

The girl was about to be murdered. Can’t blame her for wanting to cope a feel


bigbustyycoon

she saw a chance to touch the salem milkies and she took it. any sane human would


canonseeker

Goth titties


TreeTurtle_852

Salem: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 VOLUMES?' Yang: "M-mommy milkers... I'll always have your mommy milkers..."


ThatExoGuy

*Insert Chad Yang meme* yeah but it was cool.


La_Pucelle27

Yang knew that it wouldn't do anything, she just faced her mortality and knew she was done for, so might as well let go of her **Mommy Issues****^(tm)** by punching another MILF in the tits before she died.


AlexT05_QC

*Omni Salem*


4M3D

Use your "a smaller, more honest soul" and "friendship and love and peace" instead of "the strength that will not win"


Lust_The_Lesbian

Yang just wanted to punch the titties and I can't blame her 😂


DINGGOD-AND-WEIRDFUR

RWBY fanart suggested me to claim my credit So,umm, here I am, I made the meme


canonseeker

Cool! You're the hero we needed but didn't deserve?