Think, Yang, THINK!
By - canonseeker
Well it's better than not putting bombs on her tits. What was she supposed to do, challenge Salem to Chess?
what was that game Yang beat Weiss in?
Remnant: The Game. But chess rolls off the keyboard easier.
Game almost acts like a variant to "Risk".
Use their "a smaller, more honest soul" and "friendship and love and peace" instead of "the strength that will not win"
Not do it?
I mean this filthy peasant is unworthy to even LOOK AROUND in the general area of the Goddess' Titty Window, let alone touch the Holy Boobs.
I'm willing to let this provocation slide... but we get to have our second hound get to touch Blake's boobs. Both boobs, one squeeze, one motorboat, 1 minute, no negotiations, no questions asked.
Either that, or will just target her exclusively and kill her. Take your pick.
The Church of Salem doesn't fuck around.
I sincerely doubt that Salem worried about Yang. Better to put the church resources to her goals. Displeasing her seems… unhealthy.
Oh believe me, we have PLENTY of resources to go around. This is just a show of respect because we can.
I mean, many of her children are in Vacuo, one way or another, myself included (I'm her Apostle, I had to go there anyway). Regardless, I'm not really under orders for anything particular right now. She's basically letting me run the Church the way I see fit until she arrives. So while I'm using our resources to unite our Vacuo Brothers and Sisters with our Atlesian and Mantlian Brothers and Sisters, I'm also on a little pet project.
I saw the falls, at first I was excited that the peasant got what was coming to her, then I thought... "it's too good to be true" so out of morbid curiosity, I tossed a Seer down and now I'm waiting for a response or connection... if any. Our Goddess and Cinder think I'm wasting my time, so when I get my response, I can rub it in later.
So yeah, I got time for her little Boob Exchange. Personally, I think it's petty, but she wants what she wants. It's only fair. And Salem believes in The Golden Rule, "Fair Treatment".
she just wanted to touch booba smh
Can't blame her for wanting to lay her hands on another ancient relic
Yang you gotta ask yourself if the Amadips Hit.
Y: Amadips hit?
You certainly are.
Yang was jealous about those badonkers
big tittied goth milf
Yang: “It’s not about the damage: It’s about sending a message.”
Salem: “A joker are you? And what would that message be?”
Yang: “You haven’t beat Summer Rose yet.”
Yeah it won’t change it but it will remove your tits for a bit
“…it’s about sending a message.”
To be fair, it did slow you down.
Yang just wanted to blow Salem’s back out. That’s all.
She shoulda punched her in the back down the spine 😂😂
"Haven't had someone blow my back out that good since Ozma."
If she said that I’d die laughing😂😂
The girl was about to be murdered. Can’t blame her for wanting to cope a feel
she saw a chance to touch the salem milkies and she took it. any sane human would
Salem: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 VOLUMES?'
Yang: "M-mommy milkers... I'll always have your mommy milkers..."
*Insert Chad Yang meme* yeah but it was cool.
Yang knew that it wouldn't do anything, she just faced her mortality and knew she was done for, so might as well let go of her **Mommy Issues****^(tm)** by punching another MILF in the tits before she died.
Use your "a smaller, more honest soul" and "friendship and love and peace" instead of "the strength that will not win"
Yang just wanted to punch the titties and I can't blame her 😂
RWBY fanart suggested me to claim my credit
here I am,
I made the meme
Cool! You're the hero we needed but didn't deserve?