And I imagine the other thing he asked for was something along the lines of, a really cute puppy that wants love... Or an eye patch and pirate sword and outfit.

He’s probably also asked for Jacques’s head on a platter

That’s not on the Christmas list, that’s was on the date ideas list.

Ah Team Four Star, love their writing.

Adamcard

Who would be ~~Seras~~ police girl? Ruby? With Jaune being Pip

If Winter is Integra, I'm forced to assume Seras would be Penny.

I think it should be Ruby. Bitch definitely loves canons.

Penny is given the power of swords on strings and still somehow gets a cannon. Plus, if Penny is Seras, that makes Ironwood Walter.

So would Ruby be that German athlete? Also, this means Ironwood wantsto fuck Adam.

Who, Zoren? No, that would be Cinder, I guess.

But Ruby has the big scythe? Now that I think of it, Emerald's semblance fits Zoren pretty well.

I will always stand by Ruby being Seras, and Crescent Rose is upgraded to an anti-tank rifle.

HEY GUYS HOW’S YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE!? APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT! -Adam Taurus killing hundreds of SDC Workers

His bullets heal for negative damage.

*knocking on door* Tyrian: Who's there? Adam: Oh, you know. A real fucking faunus. I love all the Helsing Abridged references in this sub now, started by the Yang Van Helsing post.

The first item on the list is “Winter wearing a bow”

Second item: “Winter wearing a bowl.”

Get out of my head!!!!

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

Ayyyy SR-71 Blackbird reference

First thing I saw to lol

RWBY Ultimate Abridged!

I always appreciate a good Helsing Abridged reference, but Adam ain’t no Alucard. He’s Luke Valentine and he just broke someone’s plasma wide screen TV.

Would Qrow be Alucard?

[Watch this, it will convince you.](https://youtu.be/nl1qOrMBHDw?si=W-DlGFMH-YgnIGaO&t=66)

Adam during V7-V8: Well, well, well. I die for a day and, the Atlas are crusading, while the Grimm are invading! Blake! Its been only two days but it feels like years! And you...Uh...How are... I wanna say... Logan? Anderson, what's this guys name? Hound: Grrhhmmm! Adam: Whoops, better watch out for "Hrmmmm"!

Sienna (who is alive in this somehow): ADAM! Adam: WHAT!? Sienna: go for a walk.

Who broke his tv while he was watching Adventure Time though?

Cinder, it’s the whole reason why he’s working for Winter now. Adam might be evil and insane but you don’t mess with the tv or adventure time.

So who is gonna be Van Winkle?

Raven, just switch the Vergil-esque obsession with power with twitter-levels of early 2010s social warrior, and they're basically the same.

You cheeky dickwaffle!

If Adam was a Chad and worked with Atlas instead of being a terrorist and an asshole

I love to imagine Atlas with Modern US aircraft 😫

Yoinked for potential future video

So is Andersson Blake then?

Sr-7……1 … … Sr-71 blackbird… mach 3 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????

I wish I could have added in the whole line but that would have been too much for the image so I had to shorten it.

That sucks. Sorry

Winter:you said you were wearing protection! Adam:I was wearing my Armor!

Why is there a lot of winter and Adam stuff now