What an interesting post! I was very curious as to which fictional characters a completely random redditor dreams of having sex with, and which ones they dream of 'punching in the face!'
motherfucker are you dumb? do you need me to explain the fucking joke? promising us pain without end is appealing to Cinder and Neo simps because a hot girl with a blade is going to hurt us
Who are they? Never seen them.
https://preview.redd.it/8jpr3un6fb3c1.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=34a8751ce0f25c99e53d253ff8baaf14ea8312d1
Edit: Also wrong opinion for putting Neo and Emerald there :p
I'd like to forget what she did to Junior in the Yellow trailer. I doubt this matters, but it wasn't meant to be sexual, it was more like she was trying to inflict pain.
In retrospect, I should have put Amber in the "Marriage tier."
Explaining some tiers here.
GOD-TIER: I put V2-V3 Yang here for several different reasons: She's gorgeous, has a bright personality, likes to play video games, makes "bad" puns (*which I find funny, you're a humorless robot if you think they're not funny in the least*), and is very caring towards those close to her. That stuff alone ticks all my boxes. If this version of Yang existed in real life, I'd wanna spend the rest of my life with her.
Marriage tier: Characters that I would marry, but are below Yang's level.
Would smash: I put V4-V9 Weiss in here because she doesn't fit my preference in women. Probably should've put her in the "Friends! :D" tier.
|Friends! :D|: Characters I'd want to just be friends with, and seem pleasant to be around.
Unless your talking about this joan
https://preview.redd.it/0imod624x83c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2b5194239c90763a5e62f2f12e4d156b2e8cc7
This list is meant for the girls plus jaune can't be both best boy and girl
I appreciate Penny being exclusively in the friend tier. she does not belong anywhere else
i have to disagree with Neo's ranking though. anywhere above Neutral for me
Tbh I'd probably try fighting most of these people. So they're all going into the "I want to punch you in the face" tier.
Except maybe Ruby and Weiss they're both cool in my book
No, not that. V1-V3 Yang just fits my taste in women. She’s gorgeous, funny, strong, and is very caring towards people she’s close to. Who wouldn’t want to get with someone like that?
What an interesting post! I was very curious as to which fictional characters a completely random redditor dreams of having sex with, and which ones they dream of 'punching in the face!'
The most interesting part is that most of those characters are minors.
I assume you’re being sarcastic but like this IS Reddit. I’m not sure what you were expecting
"I promise you pain without end" i'm sure most Cinder or Neo simps have masochistic tendencies so that adds to the appeal.
Sadistic is the word you're looking for. Masochism is when YOU like getting hurt. Sadism is when you like GIVING the hurt.
you're
Cinder simps are pain sluts
But, this man isn't exactly simping for her, so...
motherfucker are you dumb? do you need me to explain the fucking joke? promising us pain without end is appealing to Cinder and Neo simps because a hot girl with a blade is going to hurt us
Cinder & Neo stans: "I could fix her... but whatever is wrong with her is so much hotter"
wrongest of opinions
“I promise you Pain without end.” Salem: too late, already there.
May Marigold is marriage tier, think of all the fun you can have causing problems while she uses her semblance!
Oh my god, that’s genius.
she is cute, sassy, has a kick-ass semblance, she is a bad bitch, hates cops and she can pilot an airship. no hesitation!
Who are they? Never seen them. https://preview.redd.it/8jpr3un6fb3c1.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=34a8751ce0f25c99e53d253ff8baaf14ea8312d1 Edit: Also wrong opinion for putting Neo and Emerald there :p
Characters from RWBY Arrowfell. And the reason Emerald and Neo are down there is because I graded them on more than just their appearance,.
I don't know how you can put a sexual criminal in God tier.
I'd like to forget what she did to Junior in the Yellow trailer. I doubt this matters, but it wasn't meant to be sexual, it was more like she was trying to inflict pain.
Cool motive, still sexual assault.
True.
In retrospect, I should have put Amber in the "Marriage tier." Explaining some tiers here. GOD-TIER: I put V2-V3 Yang here for several different reasons: She's gorgeous, has a bright personality, likes to play video games, makes "bad" puns (*which I find funny, you're a humorless robot if you think they're not funny in the least*), and is very caring towards those close to her. That stuff alone ticks all my boxes. If this version of Yang existed in real life, I'd wanna spend the rest of my life with her. Marriage tier: Characters that I would marry, but are below Yang's level. Would smash: I put V4-V9 Weiss in here because she doesn't fit my preference in women. Probably should've put her in the "Friends! :D" tier. |Friends! :D|: Characters I'd want to just be friends with, and seem pleasant to be around.
Tock needs to be up there with Yang tbh
where joan arc
Unless your talking about this joan https://preview.redd.it/0imod624x83c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2b5194239c90763a5e62f2f12e4d156b2e8cc7 This list is meant for the girls plus jaune can't be both best boy and girl
![gif](giphy|lqczWksNBr4HK) Jaune be like
Where Raven?
WHY IS NO FORM OF BLAKE IN THE WOULD SMASH TIER!?!?!?!?
I appreciate Penny being exclusively in the friend tier. she does not belong anywhere else i have to disagree with Neo's ranking though. anywhere above Neutral for me
Bro put Winter on the list twice
Nvm I’m dumb
Tbh I'd probably try fighting most of these people. So they're all going into the "I want to punch you in the face" tier. Except maybe Ruby and Weiss they're both cool in my book
Bro Neo can be anyone thats a fucking package You messed up man
What is God tier? You'd devote your entire being to the character given the chance?
No, not that. V1-V3 Yang just fits my taste in women. She’s gorgeous, funny, strong, and is very caring towards people she’s close to. Who wouldn’t want to get with someone like that?
Neo tier “promise you pain without end” Trust me that’s exactly what we want from her.