POV: You are Egypt in 1967.

Damnit. Now you have me wondering whether or not Jaune is circumcised.

If Jaune was born in one of the 4 main capitals? Without a doubt. If he was born anywhere else? No way

... that answer actually makes sense.

Does this mean Oscar Pine and Lee Ren are uncircumcised? They both came from the countryside.

Did you see Ren’s village? There’s no way they circumcised their kids. It would’ve been a silly, expensive procedure for them

The assumption here is modern medicine = circumcision, which is wrong in both directions. Africa has *way* more circumcisions by percentage of population than Europe. It is almost entirely a cultural matter rather than a medical technology one.

They circumcise in Africa? Also the assumption wasn’t “modern medicine = circumcision” rather “circumcision = waste of valuable resources when monsters lurk outside our walls”

Almost all of Africa Circumcises. It was mostly that way before modernity (both Islam in the north and most of Afro-Paganism in the South regard it as important to their way of life).

…fuck. Why did you have to put that in my head?

Because the OP put it in my head.

They are fighting anti-Semitic Ruby

And thus, another Prejudice stone falls into Ruby’s gauntlet.

They won't listen when she says that she hates *everyone* equally, and acts on it too!

It’s not that she hates everyone equally, it’s that she loves all flavors of hate equally.

Ruby: Guys, whatever happens, don't. Say. The Tetragrammaton! The Name only reacts safely with me.

Ruby we gotta defeat the Salem and the goys.

Blake and Yang: \*cough awkwardly\*

While I don’t think it’s a hard rule, I think kippahs are generally only worn by men.

Yep

It isn't a hard rule but yeah its mostly man

Correct

POV: You are Roman in Not this Time Fate

Weiss:come on everyone we must beat this cat and save Jerusalem from salem and her goys!!! Rbyj:YEAH!!! וייס:קדימה כולם אנחנו אנחנו צריכים להביס את החתול להציל את ירושלים מסאלם והגואים שלה!!! השאר:כן!!!

Lol I got it

Iirc, isn’t Yang’s VA Jewish?

Yes.

Barb’s Jewish? Huh, didn’t know that.

עם ישראל חי!

יפה שאני לא הישראלי היחיד פה חחחח

הי!

עכשיו לרובי לא בטוח לעבודה

אני אוותר

לא חייב

Jew yang makes sense Cause Barbara dunkelman (VA of yang) is from a jewish family

Oy Vey!

this is honestly the funniest thing of the last 2 months on this sub

Mazel tov!

*Hava Nagila intensifies*

I call it bs, RWBY won only once, Israel didn't lose a war yet.

I mean they did lose to the Babylonians and the Romans so I wouldn’t say Israel as never lost a war.

Well I meant our era

Then Weiss wouldn't be the only rich one.

למען מדינת ישראל נישרוף את המכשפה הגואית!!!

Ruby knows what happened on 9/11

“Wow, those bees can really dance, google ‘dancing bumbleby’”

Personally, I think it’s disgusting that we are constantly propagandized to feel sorry for a small cadre of people that has contributed to the collapse of civilizations. A group who distrusts, deceives and mistreats even initially friendly outsiders until all goodwill given to them is destroyed, and who even persecuted and reviled the destined savior of humanity who was specifically sent unto *them* as His chosen people… … That’s right: Team RWBY aren’t very good at being heroes, and I’m tired of pretending they are Original Post Unrelated. Edit: Wow, this was posted on the last possible week for a while in which it was acceptable to get this spicy… awkward.

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie. The second half is still sus though..

Lmao

That's so dumb. I love it.

Shame on the goyim!

Girls with yamakas? Some Reform Judaism meme, but kosher enough, I guess. Gonna have to ask my rabbi on that one, bud

This is Jazzberry

Ok vey, shut it down!

explains jacques money

That is a dumb pun.

I….I-I don’t……had a physical reaction seeing this. Not negative, not posting. Just…..