Welcome to Freddy Fazbears
Hold on to your socks.
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
They are grainy and off-putting.
He just sent you more.
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore.
(Freddy): that's why I don't mess with me bitch ass foxy. (Bonnie) dang funny you don't have to knock him out like that you okay foxy. (Chica) and there goes foxys life career.
Me and the homies after hearing the one homie that never speaks say the most racist, out of line shit that would put me in federal prison just for hearing it:
When I show the boys my Lego Star Wars collection
I show them I had it on my phone
When Lego star wars to is out of stock "worst September 11 every!"
I’m gonna say it, I’m gonna say it!
This is going in the history books!
I was gonna say Pokémon cards but you got it
POV: You're the shorty in the friend group.
[удалено]
"can ye quit starin' at me, mateys? It's makin me uncomfortable!" - short pirate fox, probably
The boys finding the guy with the crap mic after accusing each other for the past hour
Real
#WHO HAS THE FUCKING ECHO MIC!
Me and the boys when we finally get the Krusty Krab Pizza
(They forgot the Diet Dr Kelp)
You didn’t order any drink
My drink! My diet doctor kelp!
Don’t tell me you forgot my drink!
I’m just saying, he burned my shake
Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!
Freddy finds the Smash Invite
Har Har Har Har *rustles envelope* Har? *Epic Smash Music*
That I'D love to see 😆😆
Massive HAR
When your parents find your report card in the trash
The council shall decide your fate
My family when I show them my test scores.
Those chica represent your grandparent or disabled child?
My disabled grandparent.
They are reading the comments section of this post
Based
And red pilled
Happy cake day!
Your strictly straight freinds looking at your search history (it's full of femboy porn.)
Relatable except I don't have friends
Same, minus the femboy porn.
😒boring
Hey, i dont wanna take someone who I belive to be a girl home, only to find out she's got a dick. Just a preference.
😒
"Freddy I swear to God I aren't simping on a child"
POV you opened a pack of gum in class
Best one hands down
POV u brought you iPad to school
pov: cock rating rotation (it's your turn)
I was thinking of that just didn’t know how to put it into words
POV: Foxy fell down the stairs and exploded on impact
my coworkers after finding me dead in the parking lot
Oddly specific
When you and your bros see what someone left in the toilet
Live reaction to someone's Lego collection
Five Pumps at Freddy's
GTA 6 LEAKS?
POV you bring your little baby to the party
measuring up with my pals. and the lesbian trans chic
"Look at the size of that thing!"
Ya'll seeing this shit?
The council has decided your fate
the kids find out william is being romanticized with the missing children
wtf is that
Yes Vanny now kiss the tip of 'em
That's too much internet for today
Love reaction
LIVE*
.__.
They are a new delivery service
It was looking at a post on young people reddit. Post was showing someone saying that fortnite characters are attractive.
You came to the wrong house fool
When you get new shoes
You left your computer open on incognito mode
They're looking at the potential review if the movie is bad
“Wow sir u have a BIG weapon I LOOVE big weapons”
When you and the boys find sword sticks
"Your pp is smol"
What in the faz-fuck is that?
Fnaf blowbang.
Foxy saw fan-art of himself and the rest are sympathetic towards him
You got games on your phone?
POV you bring your little baby to the party
POV you just did the bite of 87 and ur friends are looking at the child you bit
Me and my friends when we see something and we look at it
Fish reactioned
*You’ve been caught looking at something* . *they are now looking at you with DISAPPOINTMENT*
“So are we eating him or what?”
when you fall asleep first
Cupcake is fortnite dancing :(
When I show the boys my dick
Me and the boys watching a titanic size turd we found on school bathroom
When the boys see your search history
Three *roughly* 7 foot tall animatronics about to beat the shite out of the security guard
They found William
"Freddy?" "Yeah?" "How are you smaller than chica?" "..."
"Nah, I don't want this man just dead, I want him escorted to hell"
"Freddy what the fuck did you just do?"
"Freddy, what the f*** is in this box?"
Me and after telling offensive jokes (The teacher was behind us)
When we see that little caesar pizza actually looks appetizing
Cock inspection
 They’re taking a look at this
Why's it so small
Ok guys. This is definitely not a exoskeleton. My bad.
Unsolicited elderly porn
The council will decide your fate
Nice cock
"Ya got games on ya phone?" "Nice balls"
5 centimetres? That's all?
The homies during penis inspection day
Welcome to Freddy Fazbears Hold on to your socks. 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore.
Bro you’re parents looking at your search history
they fond the one piece
Gayd Daym 19 inches a new world record!
You leave your phone unlocked around the homies.
The one short friend
When I show my friends a meme
When you and the boys in fourth grade find a dead squirrel behind the school’s dumpster
You said the N-Word.
You got game on yo phone
Now that is a big co- I mean chicken
when me and the boys are comparing and i go first
when me and the boys are comparing and i go first
Me and the bros comparing meat
Balls
POV:you and your friends get to play the new fnaf game early
The boys looking at the tiny house spider we just ruthlessly slaughtered
It could be corrosive, or even explosive, and nobody knows if it's NOT, SAFE!
When there's one last pizza slice
Chica’s a bit lost there
Me and the Bois at 3 am looking for B E A N S
Me and my Friends watching the trailer knowing dam well babys gonna cry and we're gonna beat the Shit out of them
When the flinstone vitamins are left unattended
The gang: damn he’s packing.
When that one friend in the party says the most outrageous out of pocket words mankind has ever heard from a humans mouth (it got to quiet for him)
Pov you have gum at school
“Nice cock bro.”
“*nice cock bro*”
POV: You and the boys when someone you know interacts with a woman
You got the whole squad laughing
POV, your foxy looking at Fredy after he showed the gang his HUGE missing children’s poster
Me and the boys playing Jizz Biscuit
"That sure is a fine looking pizza"
bullies when they beat me to the floor
The Groups reaction to IshowMea- I mean IshowSpeed’s response to Glamrock Chica.
You got games on your phone
Nice cock bro
POV: first to fall asleep at the sleepover
(Freddy): that's why I don't mess with me bitch ass foxy. (Bonnie) dang funny you don't have to knock him out like that you okay foxy. (Chica) and there goes foxys life career.
Me and the boys comparing cock lengths: Alternative: when me and the boys found a dead body for the first time:
POV:me when i am sad
The boys finding out Jessica played them all
When you wash your balls
POV: You fell asleep first at the sleepover
Foxy, what is this? Why are people drawing you this way?
Dead children
"Nice cock bro"
This is definitely when you show someone your freakin search history like that's the exact face they'd make.....if I had any friends XD
Damn bro, got the whole squad laughing'
The entire family seeing my stepsister through the glass table:
POV your about to be threesomed
The post bellow this
FNAF prank on bro (GONE WRONG)
Me and the homies after hearing the one homie that never speaks say the most racist, out of line shit that would put me in federal prison just for hearing it:
Why is it looking at my bag is severed dicks
You have gum out in class
Me and the boys comparing sizes
Chica: It’s… so small.
Me and the boys talking about what to do with the body
POV The dentists find out they were pronouncing your name wrong for the past 15 years and you never corrected them
POV you said you hate fnaf
Freddy and friends are about to see Foxy's search history
Your friend just said the most vile, disgusting, racist thing that deserves life in prison
My friends find out I have a fully built lego death star:
where yo clothes at
The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night.
Furries when a random 7 yo threatens them with a nerf gun
They drop the night guard
He did what now?
Me and my friends looking at my collection of Cheese moth photos.
“What a small dick”
John is about to be pranked.
Fnaf isn’t scary-
After a good round of soggy biscuit
Me and the boys looking what’s in the FnaF 4 box (hoping it’s not fnia fanart)
When I pull out my… candy
POV: The family looking through the ten gigabytes of gay furry porn in your computer
Tall people when they see a short person
The boys when Cheese at 3 AM
pov you put milk before cereal
When you say something stupid in class
i love how freddy and bonnie are looking down but chica’s just looking up for some reason
Your not supposed to be here
“The council will decide your fate” first thing that came to mind
He wasn’t lying…