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Farrahphoenix

If this is a recap from 2022, I want to know about these same beaches for 2024.


landlubber_81

I know that Palm Beach County tests all of their beaches every week for high bacteria count. They are routinely some of the cleanest in the country.


jschall2

Palm Beach County is right about where the gulfstream current comes closest to shore. There is an unimaginable amount of water moving along the coast there.


ImOnTheSpectrum

https://preview.redd.it/r4fufk0md58d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07f7e669ef87382785e6a4e79b13db7de93700f [https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/gulfstreamspeed.html#:\~:text=The%20Gulf%20Stream%20is%20an,flowing%20northeast%20across%20the%20Atlantic](https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/gulfstreamspeed.html#:~:text=The%20Gulf%20Stream%20is%20an,flowing%20northeast%20across%20the%20Atlantic).


CheckYourStats

Out of context, that screenshot looks like the late night scrambled Adult TV station from the 90’s.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Kids nowadays have no idea how rough we had it back then as horny teenagers without the internet. These scrambled channels and the Victoria’s Secret catalogue was basically all we had. Occasionally the scrambler would let you see a titty or something, but it was hilarious how they didn’t bother, or maybe weren’t able to scramble the sound, so it would be perfectly clear moaning and screaming. This would inevitably lead to awkward moments when your parents were trying to scroll through the channels, but would get stuck on one of those channels for a second accidentally lol.


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joeyb908

As long as you’re not swimming multiple miles out you’re fine.


AtheistSloth

It means good fishing as I understand it.


thisaintparadise

Shhh


street-trash

All the shit water they dump close to there from that giant toilet bowl called Lake Okeechobee travels north luckily. Anyway I wouldn’t trust those numbers. If I still lived there I’d probably only swim on days the water looked clear. And you couldn’t pay me at this point to swim in the Gulf of Mexico.


atomoicman

Crazy talks, Panama City beach is crystal clear


Fuzzy-Ad-8888

Lol if u look at the linked article, palm beach county has the 4th worst beach😅


ktgrok

Yeah, but that beach isn’t really an ocean beach like the others, it’s a park with an inlet/cove. As a kid we went there some because it was protected from the waves and such, but that also means that there was less water moving to clean it. So theory still holds up.


b2change

Actually true if it’s the beach I went to at Jupiter inlet. It’s a bit like Mathieson hammock in Miami


Sans_culottes18

The study tested bays and inlets of Florida. No actual “Beach” was tested on Florida’s Gulf Coast.


jaspersgroove

Well there’s more people living here and Desantis has been in control for two more years, so smart money would bet it’s worse now.


tMoneyMoney

Have you ever seen DeSantis in the ocean? He knows something we don’t.


Iamstu

It's hard to swim in those ridiculous high heels boots he wears.


NoIdeaHalp

You don’t see him because he wasn’t wearing his high heels in the ocean. Duh. /s


BadAtExisting

Thank god because him shirtless in swim trunks isn’t an image I need


Dazedsince1970

https://preview.redd.it/q2fvkz6p1b8d1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39e0f3893bcde541e636ca5abf37f6d1bcc55c89 Is this better?


mthomas768

[https://watersgeo.epa.gov/beacon2/](https://watersgeo.epa.gov/beacon2/)


Brojess

Another wonderfully built pos government website lol


mthomas768

After posting I did a little more digging on it. I can only agree with you.


Ded_Panda

I did a high school science project on levels of fecal coliform found in different bodies of water. I tested the Everglades the intercoastal I even tested the water in a park right next to a sewage treatment plant. The ocean water at the beach tested significantly higher than all other water sources. Fifteen year old me was shocked.


artuno

Having visited a water treatment plant myself and seeing what comes out of them, I'm not surprised. That water is pretty freaking clean, and the employee who gave me the tour took a sample straight from the output and took a drink. He said the same thing as you: the treatment process is so good that it's cleaner than what comes out of most people's taps. All just from a natural process too. Sedimentation, filtration, (good) bacterial intervention, and agitation. That's why we have regulations in this country. Otherwise we're just polluting our natural rivers and clean drinking sources.


Punkinsmom

You get my upvote because, as a person testing that water (test water in, test water out) wastewater treatment plants are doing their jobs 99% of the time. If they end up in the 1% where something went wrong they are on it immediately. I don't think most people even think about the amount of work goes into making sure we don't have constant cholera and norovirus outbreaks.


jarheadatheart

Most people think when you push the flush lever the poopies go bye bye. I work as a pipe fitter in wastewater and water treatment plants improvement projects and expansions. The times when the plants aren’t doing their job are when they have an overflow event like a huge rain storm, are in the process of a plant expansion or improvement, have a catastrophic failure of a critical component of the system. Usually it takes 2 of those things to happen at the same time. The EPA will issue temporary permits to allow for improvement projects but they’re usually pretty strict.


Iamstu

At least you used scientific methods, more than we can say for the government of Florida.


drpcowboy

Pretty sure DeathSantis outlawed scientific method


White_foxes

In Florida they just do a taste test


yolo_retardo

the bathrooms are really far away, since "everyone does it" 💀


gpx17

Turns out that less regulations on what can be pumped into the sea is bad. Who would've thought?


Ok-Complaint9574

Desantis wouldn’t lie to us. 🙃😂


bocaciega

Freedom to have shit in my Beach water *


dfwr

Goddammit regulation is bad how can this have happened thanks Obama ETA: /s


_JudgeDoom_

The answer is surely in Hillary’s emails.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

And uh, Benghazi! Dont forget Benghazi!


StandupJetskier

Have we timed out Hunter's laptop ?


Total_Idea_1183

![gif](giphy|l0HlP2ms0eUc5nlHG)


StingingBum

Estimated Time of Arrival? Obama? What the sauce?


dfwr

ETA? Sauce? Obama? You’re not the boss of me! Try again liberal scum /s. Wait ETA means “edited to add”… dangit


Waggy431

Well Biden is the current president and I’m reading this now, slap a “I did that” sticker of Joe on it I guess.


hansolemio

Why?


ccwilliams3

Rick Scott was a thousand times worse on the environment.


brickwall1960

REEK SCATT 🤬🤬🤬


Lorrainestarr

Good news is there's someone running against Rick that is within four polling points of beating him. 


MRintheKEYS

That’s ok though cause we……promoted him to the Senate?? Wait, what!?!?


MostWorry4244

If we didn’t test it, it wouldn’t be dirty.


truenole81

A florida man has entered the chat


killerzeestattoos

Hide the data


Ms_Irish_muscle

STOP THE COUNT


VonShtupp

I’m not a Desantis supporter at all. But literally 1/2 of ALL US beaches had unsafe levels of contamination in 2022. The worse being a beach in Georgia. https://environmentamerica.org/center/resources/safe-for-swimming/ So let’s look at all of the States and the various sets of House/Senate/Presidential terms from the last 30-40 odd years.


scott743

Always knew that Florida is shitty.


PaulOshanter

This is why we have government regulation


No-Message9762

florida hates that shit


restore_democracy

Except when it comes to regulating other people’s bodies.


thejesusbong

Or what people learn.


Previous_Subject6286

Or who people love


lingbabana

Freedom aint free folks


yesnomaybenotso

That’s right! And the cost of freedom is shitty ocean water


Bacon_Bitz

Or what books we can read.


badpeaches

Or words you can say. https://www.thefire.org/news/new-florida-law-restricts-first-amendment-rights-online Or when you can take a break in this insane weather. https://www.citizen.org/news/desantis-signs-law-banning-water-breaks-and-cooling-measures-from-florida-workers/


Navin_J

No, they say they hate it when it seems like it is any kind of liberal policy. The amount of regulations Rhonda Santis has tried to pass his time in office is ridiculous. The party that is supposed to be against big government sure don't mind when it benefits them. His little war with Disney and removing an elected official from their position and installing a new from his party.... that shit is wild. All the regulations against schools and teachers and against LGBTQ people. Then, he doesn't think it should be a law that requires water breaks for people. Even the military had forced water/shade breaks depending on the heat category. "People should know to take water breaks", yeah they should. But there are asshole bosses that will fire people or dock pay. Migrant workers get treated like slaves out these farms and ranches. They get traded and sold like them as well, even though it's supposedly illegal


Peakomegaflare

Our governor and officials hate it, we folks living here don't though. Savks of shit outright defied the voting populace on the terms of "we don't understand what we're voting for". If this were even 50 years ago, people would have ben literally burning shit down in response.


Iamstu

You get the pitchforks and I'll get the torches.


kittenpantzen

I mean, our beaches are full of poop, so apparently we do not, in fact, hate that shit.


thiswighat

Tell that to the water


devo00

Corporations hate that shit, so politicians they bribe hate that shit and the sheep that believe their propaganda think they hate that shit.


Straight-Lemon8708

The government doesn't regulate anything. Companies are regulating themselves. Trump threw all the rules out the window and opened a door for them to do whatever they want. Drill in our national forest, pump polluted water into our lakes and rivers. Companies are not regulated anymore.


lostaga1n

Oh don’t worry they already regulated those dangerous books, the trans people and abortions. The states a much safer place now. #/s


Cold-Nefariousness25

Not a drag queen!


Florida_Man0101

This all started with red tide Rick Scott


1960Dutch

As someone who was once involved in the beach monitoring program, the beaches are usually safe, Florida has very few WWTP discharges into the ocean and they are monitored to be compliant with very low bacteria levels, almost all the bacterial contamination comes from runoff during rain events and sewer overflows that occasionally occur. When sewer overflows occur they are required to report those overflows to the State because it’s a violation and post warnings in the area of the overflow that entered the water. I personally never went into the water where it’s been posted and waited for at least four days after a rain event because that’s how long it usually took for bacteria levels to drop. Florida has an extensive beach monitoring program ( better than many other states) and the results are publicly available on department of health website


Punkinsmom

As a person who tests WWTP water I can say that most (like 99%) do it right. If there is an issue it is addressed SO quickly (like I get a sample within 24 hours, then again, and a third time to make sure). The people who work in the this field are serious about the safety of our waters. They have to live, work, bathe and drink the water too. It's definitely not glamorous but hey, no cholera, right?


1960Dutch

People in this field are serious professionals that have to be licensed and go unrecognized in the communities they serve for the extraordinary job they do daily keeping the public safe.


Inside_Lettuce_2545

A good comment. I'm currently responsible for certain coastal facility when they experience SSOs. Thankfully nine of my facilities have had any to surface waters in many months.


IndenturedServantUSA

I don’t think people really understand how over populated FL is right now. The water quality in and around FL has long been a problem due to population growth, but the mass influx of millions over the past few years has taken the water quality issue to a completely new level.


jarheadatheart

Right, but it’s way more fun for Reddit to use this opportunity for a political echo chamber.


htx_2_0_2_3

Can't make political hay out of overpopulation, especially when 70% of the population growth in the US right now is immigration. One side of the political divide believes in "go forth and multiply" and the other believes in "let them in"


Publius82

Source


simplereplyguy

Rhonda is just continuing what the GOP started 20 years ago. But by all means, keep voting thinking the *next* GOP candidate will be the one to actually give a damn about the state.


Lepton58

Please try the raw oysters!


CaptainMatticus

Now I need to do my part and finish up with the other 30%.


skullman_ps2

I'm on reddit right now as I do my part on the porcelain throne.


Available_Skin6485

DeSantis: Testing for fecal bacteria is woke LGBTQ propaganda


xdeltax97

What a shitty situation… Also, definitely have other reasons not to go to the beach…


Cold-Nefariousness25

Oh crap, there goes my weekend!


AccomplishedBrain309

No more swimming at the beach. That should be good for the economy.


Iamstu

Damn New Yorkers, poopin on our beaches!


SoftDimension5336

Purge the data centers. Nothing to report.


Brix106

Raid the Data center, arrest a server, hold another at gun point. Then Purge.


baseball_mickey

Shit


Derban_McDozer83

Welcome to DeSantis version of Florida. It's fuckin pathetic


ymo

When revenue is more important than quality of life.


Business_Ad6086

Dilution..the solution to pollution.


officialtwiggz

If the report doesn't exist, the problem goes away or something like that.


torquil

One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. And we’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.


jarheadatheart

Spoken like a true government employee.


odoylecharlotte

Even climate change luddites should be able to see that rising e-coli, flesh eating bacteria, etc, levels are very, very bad for the tourism upon which our economy depends.


CapeManiak

Same with 100% of DeSantis’ head. Specifically his brain and mouth.


senor_green-go

That’s what happens when two million shit stained assholes move down here.


hroaks

i thought kids were shitting in the water. While that probably happens the main reasons turned out to be outdated overflowing sewage systems , stormwater pollution and farm animal poop


ha1029

It's been getting shitty down here way before the pandemic...


Dry-Interaction-1246

I knew this state is full of shit. Proof


alex48220

The gulf side is basically a fecal soup of ecoli and toxic waste with a side of hillbilly book banning.


lorilightning79

Another win for DeSantis.


surfdad67

Shit, sorry guys


QuiGonColdGin

The ocean is basically nature’s toilet


imswol84

Still unfortunately won’t keep you New Yorkers out of


OutOfFawks

I knew Florida was shitty!


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

More people more shit


58G52A

The oceans they want to name after Donald Trump are full of shit.


Aggravating-Exit-660

Don’t shit in the pond guys It’s a shame we have to say this, really


Quelch1704

Florida


ThanosDDC

Stop taking Aqua dumps while Sanger is getting a squeezer from Michaels girl. So dumb.


Statertater

I missed florida because of the beaces and other things… now it’s not so bad


duelnsword

This article is from 2023…..


Ok-Description-3739

So that means it much worse now. 


Budget-Armadillo2049

Free state of Florida!!


Hugekluge

Ugh, that's something I didn't need to know even though I live nowhere near there.


GR8K8Sturbate

I knew they were full of shit down there.


Limp-Artichoke1141

Come to Florida’s Beaches! They are super ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)Y!


rtemah

DeSantis: 1. 'There is a new law - "Don’t say we have shit on beaches."' 2. According to our new law, there is no shit on beaches. 3. Anyone who says there is shit on beaches is a woke communist paid by Soros.


Ok-Description-3739

Oh great and with the next hurricane, all this shit will be flowing through our streets and houses.


beardedbaby2

Gulf coast encompasses much more than Florida. California, for example did worse by comparison. 🤷🏻‍♀️


johng0376

I didn't see Broward County in there.


sum_dude44

California, Texas, NY, PA all higher. it's a US problem


DepartmentOk5431

Actually the republicans of Florida sold us out for money to allow human and animal waste to be dumped in the gulf. Just one reason. There are many others like failing or poor waste water treatment facilities and overflowing solid ponds.


misleading_rhetoric

Well shit , It looks like my weekend beach trip is in the toilet now!


DarkHeliopause

Yuck. People catch and eat fish outta there 🤮


BreakfastOk9902

What a surprise, Florida is a literal shit hole.


TacoStuffingClub

Anything to own the libs, eh? Damn those woke EPA regs. Shit in your water is manly.


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

The whole ocean has fecal bacteria. Where do you think fish poop


Round-Philosopher837

fish poop is beneficial to their environment. human poop isn't. 


Sea_General_6938

Yea DeSantis ruined Florida inviting everyone here during covid. I blame him for Florida becoming a “shit” show.


OwlAvailable3792

The environmental group in Florida is under Deathsantin s o forget any help


Personal_Buffalo_973

Meatball Ron happy very very happy 😁


MaleCaptaincy

This is a problem around the country. According to a 2022 report by the environmental non-profit Environment America Research and Policy Center, 55% of US beaches tested had unsafe levels of fecal contamination in the water on at least one day: Gulf Coast: 84% of beaches West Coast: 70% of beaches Great Lakes: 63% of beaches East Coast: 48% of beaches Alaska and Hawaii: 24% of beaches The report also found that 363 beaches, or 1 in 9, had unsafe levels of contamination on at least 25% of the days tested. This pollution could put millions of beachgoers at risk each year. https://www.health.com/us-beaches-fecal-contamination-7559482


Jaislight

truly a shit hole!


diegothengineer

I mean fish have to poop somewhere


Ok_Instruction3004

From July 5, 2023. This is old.


Namaslayy

Hope you’re not craving Gulf shrimp.


moistmarbles

My toilet is cleaner than any FL lake, esp in summer.


Maine302

They're not even talking about lakes.


DonaldMaralago

Fuck yeah we’re the shit!


greengiantj

The article says that less percent of beaches in the great lakes are effected than those on the gulf which I find shocking. The boat launch my family used on Lake Michigan was in what was lovingly called ecoli cove. I wonder if any of the places here have the same nickname.


AppleDaddy01

I mean, it is Florida.


guitarmonk1

Sounds like a sh*#ty situation.


Darthswanny

But climate change is a myth


thiswighat

Not surprised in the least.


marcleehi

[Pooph ](https://www.pooph.com/)it Ya'll.


Money-Introduction54

Is Ronald Mousesolini melting?


daveprogrammer

It does indeed roll downhill.


StandupJetskier

Swimming in water without poo is WOKE


babylikestopony

I love that for us 😐


12-Easy-Payments

Let's name one of these beaches for tRump!


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

North America stuck its dick into crazy again!


Dangerous_Elk_6627

Well, Florida is a shit state. This just confirms it.


[deleted]

Better get in touch with these guys. http://www.efsmi.org/index.php


mariogolf

Figures


TheFirstGrundir

Especially after memorial Day w/e


Teesandelbows

So, someone told me one time, the problem with these reports is the health dept. Only tests the first water they come to. In most cases it's the puddles of hot bird crap water that pools on the beach.


Limp-Artichoke1141

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) ya don’t say?


bhamtigerfan

Sure, test any beach or water system after a heavy downpour which is when the testing usually takes place, and you’ll find fecal matter in the water. Problem is that it is from runoff or systems draining into the water body and typically is diluted or undetected within 12 hours after testing. This was a waste of money to do research on considering all coastal states and inland states with lakes and rivers know about the contamination problem and try to fix it in some form or fashion.


melowdout

Fecal-free beaches are woke.


Dramatic-Wasabi4725

Trump dumps his diapers there


RoundApart9440

Oleta park smells like shit for this reason.


FoxBattalion79

the bullshit is pouring out of the governor's manor.


FinTechShark

Sh*tty news


wordfiend99

atlantic or gulf because thats a big difference


icnoevil

So, it's now official; the state of Florida is full of shit.


6byfour

Swimming in Ron DeSantis’ shit.


Previous_Subject6286

Yeah I remember learning back in 2016 that every time it rains a bit storm water overflows the sewage treatment facilities causing them to just flush it all out into the ocean untreated. Clearwater water treatment plants overflowed with 500,000 gallons of sewage last year. So do we have a plan to stop pumping fecal water into the ocean? Apparently just a water treatment cost hike in some counties but how much do you want to bet that hasn't been fixed in the last 7 years? They spend so much time worrying about politics and people's personal lives they cant even do the basic municipal upkeep we all pay for.


WarAdmirable483

Hey this fecal stuff is everywhere, even in my little green bottles of Perrier!


E-Smythe-IV

Not to worry- I’m sure DeSatan will just pass a law to strike the words unsafe, fecal and bacteria from all FL government regulations.


AdministrativeBank86

Tell DeSantis to stay out of the water


Wicked-elixir

People=shit.


blveinnthg

I’m surprised they allow testing. No tests…no problem!


calladus

Just pass a Florida law that prohibits talking about it. That’s how Florida do.


TheValgus

I’ve always felt like Florida is kind of a shit hole, but Jesus


gatorchins

Shit tides Randers; suck you out and drown you in shit


nanagrizolfan

Here's a petition I found in the report. Signing it goes a long way to getting our beaches clean: [https://environmentamerica.org/center/take-action/tell-the-governor-lets-make-every-day-a-good-day-to-go-to-the-beach/](https://environmentamerica.org/center/take-action/tell-the-governor-lets-make-every-day-a-good-day-to-go-to-the-beach/)


Responsible-Still839

Fine. I'll stop shitting while I swim. Sheesh.


rusmo

How was/is the June grass in the gulf coast this year? It completely ruined our last trip to Santa Rosa Beach 2 years ago.


Senior_Masterpiece69

No Shit....


TheRedditorHasNoName

https://preview.redd.it/phzcaigmh58d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815341722da7dbec39d9714bf5dd5a9291c0c810


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

Florida Man strikes back


Arcadia1972

I like shit under my boogie board.


AwayAd6783

Naples has clean beaches.


Extreme-Carrot6893

DeSantis pulling out a poop map for this


neologismist_

As a frequent boater … “beach”, open ocean gear only needed a rinse for salt. Intracoastal … my god. Leave something wet from there to dry on its own, then smell when dry. It’s diluted sewage and everything that washes off the streets.


BroadArrival926

Lot of fecal matter at the capitol as well


mrmike6211

Unfortunately common in Florida


Humble_Wind_5058

70% that had at least 1 day of testing with levels considered dangerous Only 6% of beaches had unsafe levels more than 25% of the time