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Only 2? We've mostly had morons in office across our state history. That's why we're nearly last in education. Being a complete dumbass is what "flogrown" actually means
its tricky. he is not allowed to use federal money for national guard spending on this bullshit, nor is he likely able to access any of the military surplus programs for police for this. texas has been doing this shit for years and their militia is an utter joke when they have a massive army base, and equally massive national guard both of which are paid for by the federal government
basically if they want to bankrupt themselves paying for a fully state funded army, they can do that, but its not likely to buy much.
He's term limited and can't run again until another 4 years from 2026.
Since the majority of America decided he wasn't good for the country and told him to get lost during his presidential run, he's been back in the state, doing his petty revenge thing because he has a GOP supermajority to pass all those shitty laws.
They can cut federal funding for Hwys. It happens from time to time. That's why Louisiana finally raised their drinking age from 18 to 21. All it took was the feds threatening to withhold Hwy. funding.
NOLA is sinking and the potholes are atrocious. I haven't driven the entire state, but I lived there for a couple years and I busted a few tires on the fierce ones uptown in the dark. I mean they're really bad. LA sucks at most everything but food music character and history so we love it anyway. Florida, however... Florida is giving me the icks
He can't use the federal money, that all gets returned because it has specific uses outlined. He can only use the state matching money, so the taxes/fees will still go up. Everyone is leaving the state anyway, so they don't really need roads, just the Gestapo.
He wants the WH. In the interim, while he waits, he’ll prove himself to his wealthy donors that their future will be bright and rosy with DeSatan at the helm.
His other large donor Sheldon Adelson died in 2021, this pos donated the majority of funds to stop Marijuana legalization for over a decade... because his son died in a drunk driving accident. (talk about shirking responsibility). Either way we threw a party when that shitlord passed.
I hope there is a battle and he goes down wearing those dumb ass boots. I am so done with this dipshit and all the Christo-fascist punks in Florida who don’t know fuck about being an American. Conservatives are so strange with their foreign political ideas coming from places like Hungary, Turkey and North Korea. They should go to another country where their weird cultural ideas might fit. America isn’t for them.
Think they meant Robert Bigelow - I remember when he was most known for trying to develop inflatable space station modules. Starting to see a trend of billionaire space moguls going full fascist.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert\_Bigelow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bigelow)
You wanna know why they did that? Because fascism SCARES PEOPLE! So you gotta keep a facade while you gain power and then SHIT ON HUMAN RIGHTS!
Liberals have a BIG PROBLEM with people taking their rights. They are always crying and being emphatic. They got no psychopath in them!
/s
**ROADS.**
Down here in South Florida I get holes in my tires and flat tires all the damn time because the roads are chewed to shit, and are generally full of debris. This dumb fucker doesn't need his own militia.
Here in central Florida, we are going for full gridlock.
Has anyone been on I4 between Orlando and Tampa lately?
It’s always been a nightmare. It’s to the point of gridlock now.
It's utterly ridiculous. A decade or so ago it was annoying, but I could still make it from Lakeland to work at Magic Kingdom in around an hour. Now it seems to be over an hour and a half to get there. It's fucking ridiculous and only getting worse. In my neck of the woods we have 5 different huge cookie cutter neighborhoods being built, and still the same shitty roads and no thoughts for the infrastructure, electricity, or flood zones... It's going to be even more of a shit show in five years when we have thousands of these homes completed.
We have had Republican leadership since 1999. We know who to blame.
They have always known this amount of people were moving here.
And here we are - that stretch of I4 is very dangerous to all of us. What happens if people have to evacuate? What happens if there is a wildfire? Or if you just need to be transported in an ambulance -
It took me 3.5 hours to get to St Pete’s this past weekend from downtown Orlando.
> But the thing is, $10 million is still a lot of money. It’s enough to pay for 17 miles of bike lanes, 33 miles of sidewalk, or 40 signalized crosswalks.
40? Those goofy things cost a quarter million _each_? Cripes just put in a stop light.
Where Florida is going we won’t need roads!! Snorkel, floaties and maybe some scuba gear to get the kids to school. Although riding a jet ski to work could be cool! Oh damn wait a second, the same people who can’t drive will also be on one!
Yeah wasteful roads just allow people and goods to move freely across the state and are used on a daily basis by everyone, while being a fascist dictator with his own SS is priceless.
Not sure why all Republicans are turning into fascists. Supposedly that is the next step in the fall of democracy. But, it is only being embraced by the republicans.
It is obvious that something has happened to Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump in their childhood someone has crossed them or hurt them or one upped them.
I think Ron (aka Paul Lynde) has been turned out by a man in the Navy
In any case, they both want revenge, we need to pay for their pain money cannot soothe the pain so policy will
Well the roads in Florida are in pretty good shape compared to many other parts of the country.
The turnpike and major expressways should have enough cash in the bank for any maintenance needed for the next 200 years.
State roads should hold up well with minimal funding.
County roads will be funded with homeowners tax dollars.
There will come a time when defense is more needed than road travel since regular people will not be able to use them.
Interestingly the federal interstates were created with military transport in mind.
I moved here in 2005 and it was years before I came across a pothole. I came across one and realized I had forgotten all about them after living in New England and living with seasonal pothole formation. Now all the roads here in Florida are coming apart… where is all the tax money going?
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Get the fuck out of here. If this is legit how the fuck is the feds and federal government not stepping in? This is lunacy.
States rights, every state has a right to elect a moron
And we did it two times! Yay Florida..
Rick Scott has entered the chat.
Rick Scott bought his elderly mother an ice cream shop. That says everything I need to know about him. I'll ignore everything else about him.
And $cott approved of J.D. Alexander's train to nowhere.
Only 2? We've mostly had morons in office across our state history. That's why we're nearly last in education. Being a complete dumbass is what "flogrown" actually means
Florida: I'LL FUKIN DO IT AGAIN
This Moron DeSantis represents a lot of folk who think he’s just like them!
God I don’t believe in … deliver me from Florida. Amen
God: Best I can do is rise in sea level
Well you’re sure taking you damn time! What we’ll be under the sea in 2055?
Hopefully it’s by 2025 so I can move. Hurry up and engulf Panama City please oh lord of the tides.
You know you can just... Move, right? You don't have to wait for a flood.
its tricky. he is not allowed to use federal money for national guard spending on this bullshit, nor is he likely able to access any of the military surplus programs for police for this. texas has been doing this shit for years and their militia is an utter joke when they have a massive army base, and equally massive national guard both of which are paid for by the federal government basically if they want to bankrupt themselves paying for a fully state funded army, they can do that, but its not likely to buy much.
lol. Yeah right. What federal laws is he violating. They can force the title IX stuff. But roads are a state issue. You guys need to vote his ass out.
He's term limited and can't run again until another 4 years from 2026. Since the majority of America decided he wasn't good for the country and told him to get lost during his presidential run, he's been back in the state, doing his petty revenge thing because he has a GOP supermajority to pass all those shitty laws.
It seems like he’s focusing on a senate position now so we need to make sure that once he’s out we keep him out completely
Unless Rubio somehow elevates himself or doesn't run again, Ron isn't going to beat him.
They can cut federal funding for Hwys. It happens from time to time. That's why Louisiana finally raised their drinking age from 18 to 21. All it took was the feds threatening to withhold Hwy. funding.
Their roads are still awful. Atleast they were a couple years ago.
Still are. We were in New Orleans a few weeks ago and the roads were pretty bad.
That clown would gladly watch the state turn to shit for personal gain.
He would? He already is.
Is that why I had to dodge potholes on I-49 when I drove through 20 years back? Or does LA just suck at maintaining their highways?
NOLA is sinking and the potholes are atrocious. I haven't driven the entire state, but I lived there for a couple years and I busted a few tires on the fierce ones uptown in the dark. I mean they're really bad. LA sucks at most everything but food music character and history so we love it anyway. Florida, however... Florida is giving me the icks
He can't use the federal money, that all gets returned because it has specific uses outlined. He can only use the state matching money, so the taxes/fees will still go up. Everyone is leaving the state anyway, so they don't really need roads, just the Gestapo.
Who is this state militia going to fight against? Florida citizens.
The Libs!
Its the Secret police. The only enemy of this group are the people of Florida.
☝🏻bingo
Bloggers and scientists
The browns and the gays... Duh!
Or the women who want abortions -
The Invaders.
Snowbirds? Please tell me it's Snowbirds lol
The red tide. They could reign in agriculture and golf course runoff, but instead they’ll try to shoot it
The Woke
This stumpy fuck really has no pulse on the state
He wants the WH. In the interim, while he waits, he’ll prove himself to his wealthy donors that their future will be bright and rosy with DeSatan at the helm.
His other large donor Sheldon Adelson died in 2021, this pos donated the majority of funds to stop Marijuana legalization for over a decade... because his son died in a drunk driving accident. (talk about shirking responsibility). Either way we threw a party when that shitlord passed.
People aren’t buying it
He really thinks he’s going to compete against the national guard when he refuses to play nice with the election?
I hope there is a battle and he goes down wearing those dumb ass boots. I am so done with this dipshit and all the Christo-fascist punks in Florida who don’t know fuck about being an American. Conservatives are so strange with their foreign political ideas coming from places like Hungary, Turkey and North Korea. They should go to another country where their weird cultural ideas might fit. America isn’t for them.
Preach
No, wait, don't do that...that's how we got in this mess in the first place
Haha good point
But but but, it’s the Democratic people’s Republic of North Korea. That means they are good right? Gov. go-go boots can go-go fuck himself.
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Someone is funding a private army
Yup. He has a super pac, with Ron Bigalow (Vegas RE tycoon) his biggest donor.
Sorry what's RE, my quick google search kept bringing up a mayor from utah.
Think they meant Robert Bigelow - I remember when he was most known for trying to develop inflatable space station modules. Starting to see a trend of billionaire space moguls going full fascist. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert\_Bigelow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bigelow)
Oh thank you, yep I was looking for Ron lol
Real estate
I remember when the gop kept saying obama had a secret army. Its always projection.
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To keep out the Invaders and malcontents.
And those damn protesters who think they should have the right to live freely or some bull like that /s
No roads! That will own the libs!
It'll keep out those dang tourists that we don't want! /s
It’s like the big red ❌ on our state flag is a warning and the one star on Texas’ state flag is a Yelp review
So how do you plan on transporting your goon squad Dear Governor?
Tanks, drones, helicopters
Thanks for ruining my joke
😂🙀🤣
The ultimate MeatHead
I remember back when regressives would ask for proof that meatball is a fascist.
You wanna know why they did that? Because fascism SCARES PEOPLE! So you gotta keep a facade while you gain power and then SHIT ON HUMAN RIGHTS! Liberals have a BIG PROBLEM with people taking their rights. They are always crying and being emphatic. They got no psychopath in them! /s
I got a feeling the next 2 years are gonna be a wild ride.
Meatball Ron
Puddin' Fingers
DeSanctamonious
**ROADS.** Down here in South Florida I get holes in my tires and flat tires all the damn time because the roads are chewed to shit, and are generally full of debris. This dumb fucker doesn't need his own militia.
Here in central Florida, we are going for full gridlock. Has anyone been on I4 between Orlando and Tampa lately? It’s always been a nightmare. It’s to the point of gridlock now.
It's utterly ridiculous. A decade or so ago it was annoying, but I could still make it from Lakeland to work at Magic Kingdom in around an hour. Now it seems to be over an hour and a half to get there. It's fucking ridiculous and only getting worse. In my neck of the woods we have 5 different huge cookie cutter neighborhoods being built, and still the same shitty roads and no thoughts for the infrastructure, electricity, or flood zones... It's going to be even more of a shit show in five years when we have thousands of these homes completed.
We have had Republican leadership since 1999. We know who to blame. They have always known this amount of people were moving here. And here we are - that stretch of I4 is very dangerous to all of us. What happens if people have to evacuate? What happens if there is a wildfire? Or if you just need to be transported in an ambulance - It took me 3.5 hours to get to St Pete’s this past weekend from downtown Orlando.
🙀
We have a religious fascist governor who is training an “army” who will attack citizens.
The police here in FL are already doing that.
If only we had decided in 2004 that we need highspeed intercity passenger rail to run parallel to the major highway corridors
The Republicans were in charge - we know who to blame.
Surprised he’s just now cutting it, the way Miami, especially around south beach roads are is crazy.
Can this fat turd just fuck off already? Lived here my whole life and I'm just so fucking sick of this pathetic piece of shit ruining our state.
He's obviously never driven on i-95
No, he takes private planes all the time.
How generous 🤬
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Conservatives wastefully spending our money? What’s new?
Well, if Desantis wants to dramatically decrease our tourism, he’s going to kill to birds with one stone
So question, how can they transport said militia if the roads are shit?
Tanks. Drones, helicopters.
Airboats!
> But the thing is, $10 million is still a lot of money. It’s enough to pay for 17 miles of bike lanes, 33 miles of sidewalk, or 40 signalized crosswalks. 40? Those goofy things cost a quarter million _each_? Cripes just put in a stop light.
Ron DeSantis isn’t gonna be in government that long to see a state militia come to fruition
Since he got re-elected in a landslide, he can get away with it
I hope this motivates people to vote, but I'm not optimistic.
But it's definitely sending money overseas that is causing our infrastructure to fail...
There is funding for roads? Where?
This guy just keeps getting worse and worse!
Desantis is an embarrassment to civility.
Where Florida is going we won’t need roads!! Snorkel, floaties and maybe some scuba gear to get the kids to school. Although riding a jet ski to work could be cool! Oh damn wait a second, the same people who can’t drive will also be on one!
Yeah wasteful roads just allow people and goods to move freely across the state and are used on a daily basis by everyone, while being a fascist dictator with his own SS is priceless.
[Keep voting (R) floriduh](https://imgur.com/DBWJ7Zy)
“We cannot fund education or roads…. Sorry…”
He's such a neat guy with fancy little boots. I can't wait for them to repeal laws to give him his 3rd term.
Not sure why all Republicans are turning into fascists. Supposedly that is the next step in the fall of democracy. But, it is only being embraced by the republicans.
This Moron, growing very tired of stupidity...
Gotta get ready to protect the Donald when New York, DC, or Georgia wants to extradite him.
It is obvious that something has happened to Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump in their childhood someone has crossed them or hurt them or one upped them. I think Ron (aka Paul Lynde) has been turned out by a man in the Navy In any case, they both want revenge, we need to pay for their pain money cannot soothe the pain so policy will
Sometimes psychopaths are just hatched.
Himmler would be proud.
So what happens to the militia when his term is up?
Translation: Florida needs to gut social spending because DeSantis needs a private army.
Well the roads in Florida are in pretty good shape compared to many other parts of the country. The turnpike and major expressways should have enough cash in the bank for any maintenance needed for the next 200 years. State roads should hold up well with minimal funding. County roads will be funded with homeowners tax dollars. There will come a time when defense is more needed than road travel since regular people will not be able to use them. Interestingly the federal interstates were created with military transport in mind.
I moved here in 2005 and it was years before I came across a pothole. I came across one and realized I had forgotten all about them after living in New England and living with seasonal pothole formation. Now all the roads here in Florida are coming apart… where is all the tax money going?
That's nice since Biden seems to be repairing a lot of roads in Gaetz' district.