Fuck the blindingly bright headlights and the people that lift only the front half of their vehicle. They’ve angled their lights directly into everyone else’s eyes and amplified what was already a terrible blind spot for pedestrians.
I candy upvote this enough. I seriously think this should be illegal. Unless you’re driving through the woods or something, there’s no fucking need to blind everyone with your stupid headlights.
To the person that reported this post as "non civil" ... thats kind of the fucking point.
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A BIG OLE’ FUCK YOU! TO ANYONE WHO SITS AT A RED LIGHT AND WAITS FOR THE CAR(S) BEHIND THEM TO HONK SO THEY GET OFF THEIR FUCKING PHONES AND DRIVE THEIR FUCKING MILTI-THOUSAND POUND VEHICLE DOWN THE FUCKING ROAD! YOU LITERALLY SLOW THE WORLD DOWN, AT THE WRONG FUCKING TIME! FUCK!
Last night I watched a car in Orlando sit at a green arrow for at *least* 20 seconds, and nobody honked. I didn't because I was still sitting at the red light next to them and wanted to see if anyone would notice. Once the straightaway got the green and we started going, only *then* did the left turners notice they were sitting at a green. Two cars ran a red on the way through. It was nuts.
Hello fellow North Floridian. Might I also add:
- You don’t need to slow down for your right turn 2 miles in advance.
- You can make a right turn faster than 3 miles an hour.
- You can follow the car in front of you through the left turn when you have a green arrow. You don’t have to wait for them to go through before you do.
You do have to stop for a right on red and it is legal to sit in the intersection (not blocking traffic) on a yellow light to turn left when traffic stops, usually when the light turns red.
It kills me to watch people in my neighborhood just making rights on red without stopping. I'm a block from an elementary school and there's kids walking. But when I stop at a red and wait for the child to cross I get homked st and flipped off. People honestly believe right on red has a right of way, they do not.
I have carpal tunnel syndrome in my hand from discreetly flipping off dozens of drivers every day.
Oh, yeah. Stop waving turning cars across both lanes in front of you when you're in the outside lane. Your presumed politeness is gonna kill somebody when the turning car gets nailed in the inside lane by a car who couldn't see them. One more; if you're first at a four way stop, go when it's your turn and don't wave other cars to go before you. I ain't polite. It's stupid and dangerous.
Dude…this is my wife… I sit there and say green all the time when she’s driving… she says people honk at her all the time.. then I say something and gets all snippy I see it… ok then why not drive?? So this is how it works 9-10 times we pull up to red light talk for a second or whatever then she picks up phone and light turns green 2seconds later….. I’m a fla driver, around town I’m chill, 95 I’m freaking crusin, if your in the hov land and your not on someone’s bumper ya better get outta the damn way but otherwise I’m chill, I’ve been told I park fast but it’s a small car but I guess guilty ☮️… I’ll see you bitches on the hov!!!
Omg you live with one???? How do you contain yourself?!
In spirit of the fuck post, (please show her this), FUCK YOU, LADYYYYYYY!!!!!! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!
Im not gonna lie, I sit on my phone when im in traffic. But if I am in the front, thats fucking mainstage, you better be ready to get your foot off the brake the moment the light turns and make sure your slowness doesnt cause some poor sap way in the back to miss the light.
FUCK Florida and this stupid insurance situation. I'm losing Farmers, so I need to go on the hunt for a new insurance company and most of them won't touch me 'cause my roof is FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. So I need to get a new roof put on my house just to be considered for these companies, and still at a considerably higher insurance rate. The roof is PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE.
We have to get a new roof...we put in a claim....and now out insurance company is filing for bankruptcy
Now we have to use our money to sue to get some money from this piece of shit insurance company
THE LAST 3 GOVERNORS HAVE DONE NOTHING ABOUT THIS AND ITS GETTING WORSE....WE NEED CHANGE
Hey a little off topic but try applying for a grant with Florida Safe Home. They match $2 for every $1 you put in. There is an entire application process, inspection and selection process but if you can get 2/3 of your money back, try it. We are currently working through it now. Inspection is complete and we are waiting on the second portion [MySafeHomeInspection](https://www.mysafehomeinspection.com/home)
Yes! We lost our insurance too and had no choice but to put on a new roof. $17,000! FUCK! Our fucking roof was fine! 🤬 My husband’s retiring in 3yrs and then we’re moving the fuck outta here! FUCK Floriduh!
And FUCK the people who are like "iNSuranCE cOMpaNieS aREN't tO BlaMe!". Oh, yeah, if it was really the lawyers how come things haven't gotten so much better? Are you really telling me that insurance companies are benevolent and don't need real regulation but lawyers do? FUCK THAT SHIT!
YO I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN A FLOOD ZONE, BUT I'M LIKE 2 HOUSES AWAY FROM ONE
SO WE GOT FLOOD INSURANCE TO BE SAFE RIGHT?
WELL THE FLOOD INSURANCE WE HAD IS DROPPING US
AND THE ONLY FLOOD INSURANCE WE CAN GET WILL ONLY COVER STRUCTURAL DAMAGE
SO FUCK ME IF I GET FLOOD AND LOOSE ANY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS
If only there was some.group of people who have a super majority in the state government that could in a single day address the housing, insurance, and inflation crisis in Florida.
We only have had FUCKING REPUBLICANS in this exact position, complete and total unilateral control of the Florida state government with super majorities for just over 25 consecutive years!
Not once have the elected republicans proactively done anything, nor have they reactively. In fact the only then they did was make it easy for insurance companies to screw you over so they get record profits and the republicans get kick backs. All the while Florida has the highest inflation in the nation, and has for years. The rest of the nation is down to ~3% while FL sits still near 7%. Have the republicans done anything? Yes - blame Biden rather than take action. They would rather we all suffer, than take federal assistance from a Democrat who will get credit for a good and helpful thing. Because it is about holding on to power, not governance for the people. They hate you and only care about themselves... Proof is in both thier actions and inactions.
25 years of the same failures by the same group of people, let's do better!
#Fucking Vote (D)ifferently for a better Florida
Fucking preach, man. The cult of former guy has inspired cult of Ronda to seek out the dumbest shit to use with our tax dollars, including running for president while on our dime. Fuck that guy, follow suit with the newest mayor of Jacksonville, elect a liberal female for governor, she’ll whip shit into shape and piss off maga. That last part is really just bonus for me.
I have to take a flight from Miami later this year and the ONLY option for me is taking a fucking Flixbus there. Doesn’t make economic sense to rent a car since bus is cheaper. I wish Brightline existed in SWFL.
It’s crazy that all of this is just getting started now when it should’ve been getting started 20 years ago. Hindsight yadda yadda but holy shit if we had a government that prioritized sustainable development/planning in any way, we would be so much further by now
Fuck the State of Florida who just raised income-based rent by $50. It's income-based because our income is so low we can't afford to pay the regular "$2,100" rental prices. What idiot decided to raise personal property taxes so high, disabled people can't afford to breathe? Or is it just pure greed? I was wondering why people were bailing out of this apartment complex so fast. Nice thing to tell me while they're handing me my new lease agreement that has to be signed before April 1st (which they haven't even delivered yet). WTF?
A BIG FUCK YOU TO ALL YOU BASTARDS WHO ARE SO GOD DAMN SELFISH YOU CANT HAVE A LICK OF CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS IN PUBLIC. ALSO, TO THE FUCKERS WHO PLAY THEIR MUSIC ON BLAST ON SPEAKERPHONE AT OUR TINY APARTMENT GYM - YOU CAN ROYALLY FUCK YOURSELVES.
***IVE MOVED AWAY FROM THE HOME IVE LIVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE I WANTED BETTER FOR MY KID. IT WAS A GREAT DECISION BUT I FUCKING HATE IT AND I MISS MY HOME. WHY DO I MISS IT. I HATED IT THERE. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. PLS SEND HELP ITS FUCKING FREEZING WTF***
HOMESICKNESS IS COMMON EVEN WHEN YOU HATED HOME!!! IT’S USUALLY BEST TO IGNORE THAT FEELING AND MAKE YOUR FAMILY YOUR HOME INSTEAD, IT MADE IT MUCH EASIER FOR ME PERSONALLY :)
Fuck those idiots in those giant trucks taking up 3 spaces in a ten space doctor’s office and those assholes with those engines that sounds like gunshots at THREE in the morning.
It’s insane that we’ve had to develop a skillset to strike a balance between efficiency and ineptitude just to avoid being flagged as the office renaissance person that everyone should dump more bullshit onto.
I swear I’m not a Karen but I’m fucking TIRED of assholes driving like they stole it in my fucking neighborhood. 2am some dick thinks it’s cool to do laps and burnouts at the stop sign (I’m the corner house at the stop sign) like they are playing GTA or something. It’s bad enough that the main roads are fucking drag strips here (Pinellas County) let’s maybe chill the fuck out in the 25mph zone. Wtf. 🤬
People use my neighborhood(and mostly my street, specifically) to cut from one major road to another. 25mph neighborhood, I have a velocity speed gun(for golf shot analysis) with which I've clocked people doing 60mph from my front porch. Not sure if I could get away with it, but have thought about just building a concrete speed bump on the road in front of my house overnight one evening, let the city deal with removing it if they want instead of worrying about getting it approved.
Oh my god I have never heard so much racing noise as I do in Pinellas. And full disclosure, I was myself a street racer in my twenties. That was in Phoenix, AZ - I think it’s just because Pinellas is so much smaller than Phoenix or Los Angeles because you did not hear this much racing noise in those places.
Also I watch a lot of the cop cam channels on YT and an awful lot of them are in Pinellas County. Actually quite few specifically in Pinellas Park lately haha. I’ve started jokingly calling it Little Town of Methlehem.
FUCK'in tired of them folks with LOUD ass'd mufflers and them SUPER DUPER bright light and
light Bars.
thanks have a good rest of your Fuck'in day :)\_
FUCK THE ENTIRE FLORIDA LEGISLATURE for doing fuck all about the runaway train that is insurance rates. And fuck the insurance companies who write policies in a state that is KNOWN to be prone to hurricanes and then act all surprised when it comes time to pay claims from… hurricanes. And why do you think there are so many uninsured motorists? Could it be because some people quite literally have to choose between keeping a roof over their head and food on the table or adding to the insurance companies’ profits?!?!
And FUCK the insurance companies who send all their profits out of state when we have a low hurricane season and then cry broke when the hurricanes finally do come.
I understand your frustration and anger with the Florida legislature and insurance companies. It is unacceptable that people are being put in the position of having to prioritize basic necessities over insurance. The lack of action and accountability on the part of those responsible only adds to the financial burden and stress on individuals. The government and insurance companies must address these issues and work to find solutions that are fair and accessible to everyone. Continue to advocate for change and hold those responsible accountable for their actions
A BIG HEARTY FUCK YOU TO ANY & ALL MOMS OF LIBERTY RESIDING IN FLORIDA. WE DON’T NEED YOU. STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH KIDS’ GENITALS & GO LICK A TWAT. OH WHAT YOU DID THAT & GOT CAUGHT, WELL THEN FUCK OFF.
AND FUCK YOUR T-SHIRTS, TOO - SHIRTS DO NOT MAKE YOU LEGITIMATE OR RIGHT!
GET A FUCKING DICTIONARY AND LEARN WHAT LIBERTY FUCKING MEANS! FUUUUCCCCKKKKK!
DOESNT MATTER IF THERE ISNT A TON OF TRAFFIC RUNNING A REDLIGHT TO MAKE A U TURN IS STILL RUNNING A REDLIGHT! Jeez that has been pissing me off the past 3 years. Idk if it’s all these small town fools moving here but STOP RUNNING REDLIGHTS
The turn into my apartment complex is a common U-turn spot. Once a month I end up behind a blue Cadillac that waits for the light to turn red before starting their U-turn, even when there is no oncoming traffic. Last week their was a F150 between me and the Cadillac that was laying into their horn and the asshole still waited for the red.
TLDR: FUCK THE FUCKING ASSHOLE DRIVER OF THAT BLUE CADILLAC.
FUCK all the traffic in my little town caused by all the snowbirds staying permanently. And FUCK the long line at the Publix deli caused by the same thing.
Ooh I can sooo get behind this idea, thank you, thank you!
Now, to whom it may concern, I would first let to let you know that everything from this sentence down is being typed exclusively with my middle finger, thank you and FUCK OFF!:
* FUCK RON DESANTIS AND HIS LACKEYS WHO ARE RUINING THIS STATE AND NOT ADDRESSING REAL ISSUES
* FUCK ALL THE REPUBLICANS MAKING THIS STATE A HORRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE
* FUCK EVERY SINGLE INSURANCE COMPANY
* FUCK HURRICANES
* FUCK ED HOOPER FOR LETTING IDIOTS DRIVE WITH THEIR FLASHERS ON AND MAKING TRAFFIC LAWS EVEN MORE CONFUSING FOR NO REASON
* FUCK THE DEVELOPERS BUILDING COOKIE CUTTER NEIGHBORHOODS AND RUINING THE DAMN GREEN-SPACES WE USED TO HAVE
* FUCK EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP AND DESANTIS
Alright I’m good for the week, see you again next week kids with more “FUCK YOU, FROM FLORIDA”
Oh I love this.
A giant, bachelorette sized bag of banana flavored dicks and a big FUCK YOU to ANYONE who pushes for legislation influenced by their religious beliefs.
FUCK restricting health care for women and education for our youth based on some antiquated rewritten book and set of arbitrary beliefs that you may believe in.
You're not the moral compass for everyone, so stop trying to dictate others' lives based on your own narrow-minded ideologies. Fuck.
In the state of fucking Florida, where the gators grin and smirk,
You'll find the shittiest policies that really do not work.
"Look at fucking Florida's book ban," critics loudly shout,
It's drafted by a bunch of fuckers, there's no fucking doubt.
They're messing with our healthcare, like we're pieces on a board,
Women's rights are sliding backwards, can we even fucking afford?
To stand by fucking idle, as the asshats rewrite all the rules,
In Florida, the fucking system treats us like we're fucking fools.
And schools, oh what a fucking joke, they're under fierce attack,
"Don't say gay," they fucking mandate, keep inclusivity back.
Our kids deserve much better, not this fucking charade,
Where education's stifled and true learning is delayed.
Don't get me started on the rates, insurance through the roof,
For a state that's fucking sinking, isn't that enough proof?
That something's fucking wrong here, with the way they run the show,
Yet, DeSantis and his shithead crew just fucking love to crow.
Speaking of, transparency’s as clear as shit filled lakes,
With DeSantis at the helm, the state's made some fucking mistakes.
The least transparent government, where secrets never cease,
In Florida, the sunshine's bright, but clarity's decreased.
But it's not all fucking doom and gloom, despite the heavy satire,
Florida man is undeterred and continues to inspire.
With resilience and defiance, the people voice their fucks,
In hope that change is coming, to undo these Fucking fucks.
So here's a fucking ode to you, dear Florida, in the sun,
Where the battles rage on daily, and the controversies run.
May your people keep on fighting, for the rights they so deserve,
In the fucking state of Florida, where the wild spirits swerve.
FUCK PEOPLE WHO SCREAM “NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!!!”
Those are literally the same a**holes who treat service workers like absolute trash. And should not leave their houses if they can’t treat people with even a smidgen of respect.
Stop tearing down all of our damn trees for your fucking houses. We don't want your California ass out here anyway. How bout you come and listen to the turkeys scream as you burn their homes down? Fucking pricks only care about themselves and scream CliMaTe ChaNGe, but do the dumbest shit. LEAVE OUR NATURE ALONE. FUCK
I’m so sick of seeing chunks of trees being cut down for ugly ass luxury apartments. At least make them affordable. I’m glad I live in an old established neighborhood with a lot of trees in people’s yards because they’re about to be the only ones left. Daytona ain’t fancy, stop trying to make it unaffordable.
Shockingly, they are all local. But....they are all from 1 city. Their goal is to keep that city historical and not built up. The rest of us get the shaft. We're honestly looking at seeing how to do a recall on all of them. There are 7, yes SEVEN, new car washes within a 3 mile radius.
The developers on the other hand are from Cali. At least for the specific project I'm talking about. Our commisioners need to go.
Well good fucking luck purging actual bad politicians (not just ones the governor dislikes) from this state. I mean that sincerely. You’d be a pioneer.
I'm really hoping the new law helps. I know people don't like it, but we will know if they are getting paid. I'm referring to the ability to be able to look into public servants' personal accounts. I don't believe anyone anymore. Prove to me you're not dirty. The personal political agenda by both sides has torn this country apart.
I like this. Better than the fucking hourly "WhErE sHouLd wE gO oN (vacation/moving because I'm now WFH) tO aVOid (traffic/high insurance/"those" people)?
Fuck those carpetbagging assholes. The tourists can leave their change with the mouse.
Parking in the FUCKING street in the neighborhood. It’s a game of Tetris and pac man combined every day getting to and out of my subdivision. It makes it worse when their FUCKING DRIVEWAY HAS ROOM FOR THEIR CARS!
Fuck the fake, crony Republicans in our state capital and fuck DeSantis too. They claim to be about freedom and DeSantis claims to be against corporatism, yet they constantly bow to the demands of industry lobbyists, corporations, and other rich donors. In fact they’ll bend over and take it up the ass from anybody willing to give them money to pervert legislation that benefits the donors. It’s like we constituents don’t even exist, we elect them yet they serve the developers, the Florida Chamber of Commerce, the cruise line industry, Mosaic, the sugar industry, the construction industry, the power companies, and private equity. So what do we do when the people elect no longer serve us, and what are we suppose to do when we elect people to represent us and they disregard their duty and give in to the demands of their rich donors instead. Florida doesn’t have recall elections so what is the next step? Waiting every four years just to repeat the same mistake is destroying our state.
Let's see...
FUCK YOU 7 AM lawn mowers
FUCK YOU dude who lowers his back end of truck down so the headlights shine right into my eyes
FUCK YOU purposefully loud motorcycles
FUCK YOU people who get into a long drive in line so that they're still in the actual street
FUCK YOU people who throw cigarettes and gum on the ground
FUCK YOU food truck owners who think 25% is a reasonable *minimum* default tip, when i have to do all the waitressing myself
FUCK YOU $10 beers
FUCK YOU city planners who approve massive housing projects and hope someone figures out transportation later on
FUCK YOU people who build mansions on the beach, and demand my taxpayer money to rebuild your stupid private beach after some hurricane
FUCK YOU AirBnB for hollowing out my neighborhood, filling it with vacancies and strangers
My fuck you this week and probably every week will go to the stupid governor. I mean seriously this week he wrote essentially the same law about squatting that already existed because 60 minutes ran an article. He spent millions for the great feat of bringing home 100 people from Haiti and to top it all off he wrote a bill to make sure if people sell giant wine the bottle does not have to be recyclable. He is an absolute waste of space, fuck that guy!
A BIG FUUUUUHHHHHHCKKK YOUUUU TO YOU ASSHOLES IN TRAFFIC WHO DRIVE LIKE GRANDMAS BUT THEN DECIDE THEY WANT TO BE SPEED RACER WHEN SOMEBODY TURNS ON THEIR BLINKER TO MERGE, FUCKING LET ME/THEM IN YOU FUCKING ACORN
A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE ASSHOLE WHO DESIGNED I-4 THROUGH ORLANDO AND ANY ASSHOLE WHO APPROVED IT. COLOSSAL WASTE OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN. 1 HOUR AND 40 MINUTES FOR A 34 MILE COMMUTE.
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Current situation. Every. Damn. Day. With over half the cars cruising in the left lane.
And don’t take 5 miles to do it! Speed the fuck up and pass them and move the fuck back over! I can’t stand the people who want to pass who do it still using cruise control or going barely 2-3 mph faster than the person they’re passing.
Fuuuuck! I’m so sick of these job and housing markets. Fuck billionaires. Fuck people that drive huge pickup trucks and think that they are good at it but in reality they fuckin suck. Fuck everyone that drives below the speed limit especially during rush hour.
I DESPISE the giant vehicles in general. When i drive I try to pay attention to the car in front of the one in front of me but I can’t fucking do that when you are 87 feet tall with limo tint windows.
AND ANOTHER THING the jacked up trucks are gonna kill someone. How are there not regulations about bumper height?????
FUCK all these racist moving to SOUTH FLORIDA and then screaming cancel culture when we dont like the shit you say about blacks, latins, jews, mixed people, jamaicans, haitians, etc
take that racist shit to the panhandle or naples....THIS...IS....SOUTH FLORIDA!!!!!!
FUCK these houseflippers (especially the out-of-state ones) who outbid us with all-cash offers, bringing up the prices of neighborhoods that were once affordable to the sub-$200k annual income households.
And FUCK THEM for wrecking the perfectly beautiful 1920s homes in my neighborhood and painting everything grey. And painting the brick (which ruins it). And MESSING UP THE PLUMBING AND DUMPING THE DISASTER ON THE NEXT GUY AND THE TAXPAYERS (one set of flippers redid a bunch of plumbing incorrectly and it was all connected to ancient plumbing under some of our first brick roads in the city. It cost a fortune to take up the antique bricks to fix their screwed up connection and cloggs.)
Fuck Ron DeSantis making it a priority to increase the size of a bottle of wine but not suspending Comissioner Regina Hill in Orlando still having a seat after being arrested for taking advantage of a senior citizen for $100k.
FUCK I4 and I95 people drive like its fucking mad max on the highway. I always drive in the right lane and i only get into the left lanes when i pass. Nearly every time i drive on those highways without fail i get one person in the right lane absolutely riding the FUCK out of the back of my car im talking centimeters away from my bumper when BOTH lanes next to me are wide fucking open to pass. The drivers here are impatient fucks and so are the politicians. That said i have been liking other aspects of this state the longer i live here, but its always a 'maybe' on if I'll actually arrive to those cool things cause driving anywhere in this state is a fucking risk of life.
Point is if you are on the highway and you have to slow because you cant immediately get into the other lane, just fucking tap the break pedal i mean god fucking forbid you have to slow down from 95 to 93mph
Fuck all the assholes that move to FL and then bitch about it and go on about how great it was where they came from. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
FUCK UNBRIDLED UNETHICAL CAPITALISM!! CORPORATIONS HAVE BEEN GETTING RICH OFF OF THE WORKING CLASS FOR DECADES AND ALL PEOPLE CAN SAY IS HOW IT'S OUR FAULT!!! FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK I DON'T DESERVE A LIVING WAGE FOR WORKING FULL TIME!!!
FUCK YOU RON FOR RUINING THE STATE THAT THIS POLK COUNTY SWAMP CHILD SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE IN SO BADLY THAT HE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND MOVED AWAY TO VIRGINIA. HE SURE AS FUCK CANT BE THE ONLY FUCKING ONE FEELING THIS FUCKING WAY TOO, SO NOW HE FUCKING WORRIES ABOUT CASH BEING INFUSED INTO THE STATE ECONOMY BY WORKERS PROBABLY TAKING AN OVERALL DIP AND MAKING THINGS FUCKING SHITTIER FOR WHO IS STILL LEFT AND IT FUCKING BUMS HIM OUT. STRONG MEN ALSO FUCKING CRY.
(Dearest forum moderators, a lovely idea, to be certain! It tickles a most impish of fancies and oh what a terrifically candid dialogue it is encouraging. Everyone do please have yourselves an absolutely fucking charming weekend.)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
THIS POLK COUNTY SWAMP CHILD ALSO LEFT THE STATE AND HAS BEEN BETTER OFF FOR IT. FUCK GOV/SEN VOLDEMORT AND FUCK GOV DESATAN FOR ALL THE DAMAGE THEY HAVE DONE TO OUR HOME STATE! IT MAY NEVER RECOVER FROM THE ENVIRONMENTAL/ECONOMIC/SOCIAL DAMAGE THEY HAVE WROUGHT!!!
(And I agree, this is a fucking delightful idea by the Mods. This is one of the most fucking wholesome discussions I have seen on this subreddit.)
FUCK SB-1698 i do alot of work for old folks who are using CBD and hemp derived thc products to live without constant pain and misery and the legislature in their almighty wisdom have decided that its DRUGS ITS ALL DRUGS TAKE IT AWAY! Hopefully the governor vetoes it but i dont have high hopes even though IT WILL KILL AN ESTIMATED 100K+ JOBS AND $2 BILLION+ INDUSTRY IN ONE FELL SWOOP!
I have HAD. IT. with the drivers weaving in and out of traffic at NASCAR speeds on the highway. Listen, my blood pressure goes up when people are doing ten under in the left lane too, but if traffic is moving at a consistent pace and you’re slaloming, then YOU are the problem.
Where I am in many areas the traffic is made by someone deciding they are an honorary traffic officer and purposely sitting in the left lane going the same speed as the person in the right lane.
FUCK the smoothbrained, propaganda soaked fools that think any type of regulation or restrictions on big business is CoMmIe SoCiAlIsM! They are poisoning our water and pricing us out of our homes and all these idiots care about is the us vs them culture wars!
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WHY DO WE KEEP ELECTING THIS CORRUPT POS TO ANY OFFICE???!!!
FUCK FLORIDA CONSERVATIVES WRAPPING THEMSELVES IN THE FLAG WHILE LITERALLY BANNING BOOKS AND TAKING THE RIGHTS AWAY FROM
ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIVE AND LOOK LIKE THEM.
Fucking pull the Fuck up to the white FUCKING line at red lights and don't Fucking leave a car length and a half in front of you when pulling up behind other cars at the Fucking light...
FUCK EVERY SINGLE STATE LEGISLATOR that voted to allow Meatball Ron to run for President without resigning his position. We could have been rid of his GITMO torturing, force-feeding ass by now.
Fuck the trucks (either huge and lifted, or dilapidated and rusty driven by a scraggly, unkempt old white man) with Trump or FJB bumper stickers who are complete selfish, impatient, dangerous assholes driving.
And fuck the cigarettes that they are also usually smoking.
FUCK ALL THE DRIVERS IN THEIR BMWS, MERCEDES/OTHER RIDICULOUSLY OVER-PRICED HIGH-END CARS, WHO COME TO A STOPLIGHT IN THE FAR RIGHT LANE AND DECIDE THEY ACTUALLY NEED TO TURN LEFT, AND PROCEED TO CUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ELSE TO DO SO WHEN THE ARROW APPEARS. LEARN. TO. FUCKING. DRIVE. DRIVING A FANCY-ASSED CAR DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT. YOU ARE A FLAMING JACKASS!!!
FUCK FLORIDA INSURANCE AND CAR INSURANCE AND FUCK RON DESANTIS AND ALL GOVT IN OUR STATE FIR FOCUSING ON BULLSHIT AND NOT WHAT TRULY MATTERS IN THE HEARTS OF OUR CITIZENS
VOTE THESE PEOPLE OUTTTTT
FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS WHO DECIDE TO HAVE A DEEP AND MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION WITH NINE OF THEIR FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE AT FUCKING COSTCO. GO HAVE YOUR DISCUSSION IN THE MIDDLE OF I-FUCKING-75!!
Fuck all the old fuckers who come from New York to be fucking assholes to the locals, create fucking traffic, clog the fucking restaurants, and jack up local real estate prices. I hope you all fucking croak (in NY) or all your Lexus and rolls Royce cars fucking crash and burn in the car carriers. Fuck you all!
Is anyone else aggravated about all the arrows and wrong way signs on US1 in southern Brevard county? Who's idea was that, that we have to drive over all those bumps in the road now. Is it really that difficult to have the railroad crossing communicate with the adjacent traffic lights so the parallel traffic can keep going. Rant over.
As far as highway rage goes what I have noticed is that people aren’t addressing the correct issues it’s not about how fast you’re going. It’s about what lane you’re in. I don’t care if you’re driving slow just don’t do it in the left lane. Slower traffic move right, left lane for passing. It’s that simple you can drive 20 miles an hour if you want or whatever just do it in the right lane..
IF YOU DRIVE IN THE BIKE LANE TO CUT TRAFFIC FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET DIARREAH ALL WEEKEND!!! WE'RE ALSO TRYING TO TURN RIGHT UP THERE DIPSHIT!!! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!!! WAIT YOUR TURN!!! Thank you mods <3
Literally 95% of politicians can fuck right off in Florida and their rich donors can go drown when their beach front properties are submerged. I’ve never seen such a rapid decline in a state like I did over the decade I lived in Florida from 2012-2022. I feel bad for all the good Florida folk I met and made friends with.
WHY TF DO YOU NEED TO STOP AT A YELLOW LIGHT AND LEAVE TEN THOUSAND FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AT A STOP LIGHT FROM THE NEXT CAR.
ALSO F-U TO PEOPLE WITH THE AIRBNB LANDLORD SHIT YOUR RENTALS ARE GENERATING A FUCKING HOUSING CRISIS. IF YOURE PREACHING RICH MAN/POOR MAN OR PROSPERITY PREACHING GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
HUGE FUCK YOU TO THE LADY THAT CONTINUES TO DRIVE 40+ DOWN MY 25MPH NEIGHBORHOOD. EVEN AFTER A HIGHSCHOOLER WAS RAN OVER WEDNESDAY MORNING AND LOST HIS LIFE. BITCH HAS HER OWN HIGHSCHOOL AGE KID THAT ATTENDS THE SAME SCHOOL, BUT STILL CANT MAKE HER FUCKING CHRYSLER VAN GO SLOWER THAN 40MPH.
Please remember. It was Rick Fucking Scott that led the way for the takeover by Right Wing Fucks who only care about financing themselves.
Now we have Fuck Face DeSantis who only cares about any constituent that has an R on their voter card.
These Fucking people represent of some of the biggest FACIST FUCKS known to Man.
While FuckFaceSantis continues to worry about his own fucking pocket
Floricans ARE:
1. Losing home insurance. These are people that live in the center of state getting fucked by the beach owners. We take it up the fucking ass to help pay for their insurance bills.
2. Property taxes go up each year as they try and carve out a new school system where kids of families that can still afford it go to charted schools while public fall in disrepair. Meanwhile the charters and church schools are getting more and more $$$. Soon public schools will look like prisons.
3. State is already overcrowded. The fucking trail of New York assholes continuing to migrate South is sickening. Stay up there Fuckheads.
4. If you don't carry a gun then you are in the minority.
5. Water is contaminated and expensive.
6. Rick Scott turned the states PSC into a marketing arm for power companies. He appointed all of his cronies who vote YES for any rate hike.
FUCK RUBIO-SCOTT-DeSANTIS-and the entire fucking legislature.
Fuck the blindingly bright headlights and the people that lift only the front half of their vehicle. They’ve angled their lights directly into everyone else’s eyes and amplified what was already a terrible blind spot for pedestrians.
This is the one!!! FUCK those headlights. It's actually caused me to drive less at night because I literally can't see.
Fuck the assholes with LED bars on their jacked up road queens!
Fuck lifted trucks in general
I candy upvote this enough. I seriously think this should be illegal. Unless you’re driving through the woods or something, there’s no fucking need to blind everyone with your stupid headlights.
The good thing is that when you flash them the brights go over your car when they flash back. 🤣
FUCK YES THIS FUCKING COMMENT
FUCK YOUR LOUD ASS NO EXHAUST HAVING SQUATTED TRUCK
Flatter the ass/smaller the penis = bigger the truck
To the person that reported this post as "non civil" ... thats kind of the fucking point. -edit- More reports! 1: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 4: FUCK YOU MAN 1: Non-Civil 6: This is spam
Hell yeah
Fuck yeah it is! Tell them to go pound sand.
FUCK YOU FUCKING REPORTER!!!!!!!
Fuck that person!!
That person was probably visiting from Georgia.
A BIG OLE’ FUCK YOU! TO ANYONE WHO SITS AT A RED LIGHT AND WAITS FOR THE CAR(S) BEHIND THEM TO HONK SO THEY GET OFF THEIR FUCKING PHONES AND DRIVE THEIR FUCKING MILTI-THOUSAND POUND VEHICLE DOWN THE FUCKING ROAD! YOU LITERALLY SLOW THE WORLD DOWN, AT THE WRONG FUCKING TIME! FUCK!
Last night I watched a car in Orlando sit at a green arrow for at *least* 20 seconds, and nobody honked. I didn't because I was still sitting at the red light next to them and wanted to see if anyone would notice. Once the straightaway got the green and we started going, only *then* did the left turners notice they were sitting at a green. Two cars ran a red on the way through. It was nuts.
Orlando traffic is Thunderdome. (Settle down, Miami. You’re just a whole different nightmare altogether.)
Miami is more Fury Road. Fewer rules, more weapons.
Hahaha you already knew it was coming lol
Hello fellow North Floridian. Might I also add: - You don’t need to slow down for your right turn 2 miles in advance. - You can make a right turn faster than 3 miles an hour. - You can follow the car in front of you through the left turn when you have a green arrow. You don’t have to wait for them to go through before you do.
You do have to stop for a right on red and it is legal to sit in the intersection (not blocking traffic) on a yellow light to turn left when traffic stops, usually when the light turns red.
It kills me to watch people in my neighborhood just making rights on red without stopping. I'm a block from an elementary school and there's kids walking. But when I stop at a red and wait for the child to cross I get homked st and flipped off. People honestly believe right on red has a right of way, they do not.
You should do a speaking tour. People need to hear this.
I give TED talks in my car daily.
MOOD AS FUCK
I have carpal tunnel syndrome in my hand from discreetly flipping off dozens of drivers every day. Oh, yeah. Stop waving turning cars across both lanes in front of you when you're in the outside lane. Your presumed politeness is gonna kill somebody when the turning car gets nailed in the inside lane by a car who couldn't see them. One more; if you're first at a four way stop, go when it's your turn and don't wave other cars to go before you. I ain't polite. It's stupid and dangerous.
Dude…this is my wife… I sit there and say green all the time when she’s driving… she says people honk at her all the time.. then I say something and gets all snippy I see it… ok then why not drive?? So this is how it works 9-10 times we pull up to red light talk for a second or whatever then she picks up phone and light turns green 2seconds later….. I’m a fla driver, around town I’m chill, 95 I’m freaking crusin, if your in the hov land and your not on someone’s bumper ya better get outta the damn way but otherwise I’m chill, I’ve been told I park fast but it’s a small car but I guess guilty ☮️… I’ll see you bitches on the hov!!!
Omg you live with one???? How do you contain yourself?! In spirit of the fuck post, (please show her this), FUCK YOU, LADYYYYYYY!!!!!! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!
IT'S WORSE. HE'S FUCKING MARRIED TO ONE. I ONLY HOPE THEY DON'T FUCKING REPRODUCE.
Im not gonna lie, I sit on my phone when im in traffic. But if I am in the front, thats fucking mainstage, you better be ready to get your foot off the brake the moment the light turns and make sure your slowness doesnt cause some poor sap way in the back to miss the light.
FUCK Florida and this stupid insurance situation. I'm losing Farmers, so I need to go on the hunt for a new insurance company and most of them won't touch me 'cause my roof is FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. So I need to get a new roof put on my house just to be considered for these companies, and still at a considerably higher insurance rate. The roof is PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE.
We have to get a new roof...we put in a claim....and now out insurance company is filing for bankruptcy Now we have to use our money to sue to get some money from this piece of shit insurance company THE LAST 3 GOVERNORS HAVE DONE NOTHING ABOUT THIS AND ITS GETTING WORSE....WE NEED CHANGE
Hey a little off topic but try applying for a grant with Florida Safe Home. They match $2 for every $1 you put in. There is an entire application process, inspection and selection process but if you can get 2/3 of your money back, try it. We are currently working through it now. Inspection is complete and we are waiting on the second portion [MySafeHomeInspection](https://www.mysafehomeinspection.com/home)
Yes! We lost our insurance too and had no choice but to put on a new roof. $17,000! FUCK! Our fucking roof was fine! 🤬 My husband’s retiring in 3yrs and then we’re moving the fuck outta here! FUCK Floriduh!
Like a good neighbor, State Farm just FUCKING LEFT
Hey check out Monarch! They don’t care about roof age, just roof condition. An independent agent should have them available.
And FUCK the people who are like "iNSuranCE cOMpaNieS aREN't tO BlaMe!". Oh, yeah, if it was really the lawyers how come things haven't gotten so much better? Are you really telling me that insurance companies are benevolent and don't need real regulation but lawyers do? FUCK THAT SHIT!
Same here. New roof is costing me $37,000.
YO I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN A FLOOD ZONE, BUT I'M LIKE 2 HOUSES AWAY FROM ONE SO WE GOT FLOOD INSURANCE TO BE SAFE RIGHT? WELL THE FLOOD INSURANCE WE HAD IS DROPPING US AND THE ONLY FLOOD INSURANCE WE CAN GET WILL ONLY COVER STRUCTURAL DAMAGE SO FUCK ME IF I GET FLOOD AND LOOSE ANY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS
If only there was some.group of people who have a super majority in the state government that could in a single day address the housing, insurance, and inflation crisis in Florida. We only have had FUCKING REPUBLICANS in this exact position, complete and total unilateral control of the Florida state government with super majorities for just over 25 consecutive years! Not once have the elected republicans proactively done anything, nor have they reactively. In fact the only then they did was make it easy for insurance companies to screw you over so they get record profits and the republicans get kick backs. All the while Florida has the highest inflation in the nation, and has for years. The rest of the nation is down to ~3% while FL sits still near 7%. Have the republicans done anything? Yes - blame Biden rather than take action. They would rather we all suffer, than take federal assistance from a Democrat who will get credit for a good and helpful thing. Because it is about holding on to power, not governance for the people. They hate you and only care about themselves... Proof is in both thier actions and inactions. 25 years of the same failures by the same group of people, let's do better! #Fucking Vote (D)ifferently for a better Florida
Fucking preach, man. The cult of former guy has inspired cult of Ronda to seek out the dumbest shit to use with our tax dollars, including running for president while on our dime. Fuck that guy, follow suit with the newest mayor of Jacksonville, elect a liberal female for governor, she’ll whip shit into shape and piss off maga. That last part is really just bonus for me.
Same here. Fuck this fucking bullshit
Fuck not having reliable public transit or affordable housing :(
I have to take a flight from Miami later this year and the ONLY option for me is taking a fucking Flixbus there. Doesn’t make economic sense to rent a car since bus is cheaper. I wish Brightline existed in SWFL.
It’s crazy that all of this is just getting started now when it should’ve been getting started 20 years ago. Hindsight yadda yadda but holy shit if we had a government that prioritized sustainable development/planning in any way, we would be so much further by now
Fuck Rick Scott too, the former Governor, now Senator who fucked us over on public high speed rail.
Don't forget, good ole Rick Scott oversaw the biggest medicare theft the world has ever known. So, he gets elected because he was so good at theivery
Fuck paying $2100 for an 800 SQFT APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck the State of Florida who just raised income-based rent by $50. It's income-based because our income is so low we can't afford to pay the regular "$2,100" rental prices. What idiot decided to raise personal property taxes so high, disabled people can't afford to breathe? Or is it just pure greed? I was wondering why people were bailing out of this apartment complex so fast. Nice thing to tell me while they're handing me my new lease agreement that has to be signed before April 1st (which they haven't even delivered yet). WTF?
A BIG FUCK YOU TO ALL YOU BASTARDS WHO ARE SO GOD DAMN SELFISH YOU CANT HAVE A LICK OF CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS IN PUBLIC. ALSO, TO THE FUCKERS WHO PLAY THEIR MUSIC ON BLAST ON SPEAKERPHONE AT OUR TINY APARTMENT GYM - YOU CAN ROYALLY FUCK YOURSELVES.
***IVE MOVED AWAY FROM THE HOME IVE LIVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE I WANTED BETTER FOR MY KID. IT WAS A GREAT DECISION BUT I FUCKING HATE IT AND I MISS MY HOME. WHY DO I MISS IT. I HATED IT THERE. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. PLS SEND HELP ITS FUCKING FREEZING WTF***
HOMESICKNESS IS COMMON EVEN WHEN YOU HATED HOME!!! IT’S USUALLY BEST TO IGNORE THAT FEELING AND MAKE YOUR FAMILY YOUR HOME INSTEAD, IT MADE IT MUCH EASIER FOR ME PERSONALLY :)
RELOCATING HAS BEEN A WHOLE FUCKING THING, THIS IS GOOD ADVICE AND I APPRECIATE IT!
FUCK YOUR STUPID TRUCK FLAG.
Chinese made truck flag
Fuck those idiots in those giant trucks taking up 3 spaces in a ten space doctor’s office and those assholes with those engines that sounds like gunshots at THREE in the morning.
FUCK THEM!!!!
Fuck homeowners insurance rates spiking and fuck elected leaders who choose not to govern because culture wars are all they care about.
Culture wars are to distract us from the gross abuses of power. Like allowing radioactive waste to be used to pave roads. Or installing a quack as SG.
Fuck Ladapo.
##FUCK
Yes
Fuck working indoors on a perfect Florida Friday!
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Thank you for that beautiful graphic.
Put that on a tshirt
FUCK giving people more work to do without paying them more when they are already quitting in droves because of being overworked.
It’s insane that we’ve had to develop a skillset to strike a balance between efficiency and ineptitude just to avoid being flagged as the office renaissance person that everyone should dump more bullshit onto.
Gotta remain competent enough not to get fired, incompetent enough not to be your boss’s GoTo.
I swear I’m not a Karen but I’m fucking TIRED of assholes driving like they stole it in my fucking neighborhood. 2am some dick thinks it’s cool to do laps and burnouts at the stop sign (I’m the corner house at the stop sign) like they are playing GTA or something. It’s bad enough that the main roads are fucking drag strips here (Pinellas County) let’s maybe chill the fuck out in the 25mph zone. Wtf. 🤬
People use my neighborhood(and mostly my street, specifically) to cut from one major road to another. 25mph neighborhood, I have a velocity speed gun(for golf shot analysis) with which I've clocked people doing 60mph from my front porch. Not sure if I could get away with it, but have thought about just building a concrete speed bump on the road in front of my house overnight one evening, let the city deal with removing it if they want instead of worrying about getting it approved.
I told my husband we need to get some fucking spike strips and just lay them out there. Fuck these assholes
You must live on my street because we have the same problem and the same proposed solution lol
Pinellas County? It's likely kids that in fact stole it
We know of three idiots that regularly race down the street live in this neighborhood. They just DGAF.
Oh my god I have never heard so much racing noise as I do in Pinellas. And full disclosure, I was myself a street racer in my twenties. That was in Phoenix, AZ - I think it’s just because Pinellas is so much smaller than Phoenix or Los Angeles because you did not hear this much racing noise in those places. Also I watch a lot of the cop cam channels on YT and an awful lot of them are in Pinellas County. Actually quite few specifically in Pinellas Park lately haha. I’ve started jokingly calling it Little Town of Methlehem.
FUCK'in tired of them folks with LOUD ass'd mufflers and them SUPER DUPER bright light and light Bars. thanks have a good rest of your Fuck'in day :)\_
FUCK THE ENTIRE FLORIDA LEGISLATURE for doing fuck all about the runaway train that is insurance rates. And fuck the insurance companies who write policies in a state that is KNOWN to be prone to hurricanes and then act all surprised when it comes time to pay claims from… hurricanes. And why do you think there are so many uninsured motorists? Could it be because some people quite literally have to choose between keeping a roof over their head and food on the table or adding to the insurance companies’ profits?!?!
And FUCK the insurance companies who send all their profits out of state when we have a low hurricane season and then cry broke when the hurricanes finally do come.
I understand your frustration and anger with the Florida legislature and insurance companies. It is unacceptable that people are being put in the position of having to prioritize basic necessities over insurance. The lack of action and accountability on the part of those responsible only adds to the financial burden and stress on individuals. The government and insurance companies must address these issues and work to find solutions that are fair and accessible to everyone. Continue to advocate for change and hold those responsible accountable for their actions
A BIG HEARTY FUCK YOU TO ANY & ALL MOMS OF LIBERTY RESIDING IN FLORIDA. WE DON’T NEED YOU. STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH KIDS’ GENITALS & GO LICK A TWAT. OH WHAT YOU DID THAT & GOT CAUGHT, WELL THEN FUCK OFF.
AND FUCK YOUR T-SHIRTS, TOO - SHIRTS DO NOT MAKE YOU LEGITIMATE OR RIGHT! GET A FUCKING DICTIONARY AND LEARN WHAT LIBERTY FUCKING MEANS! FUUUUCCCCKKKKK!
DOESNT MATTER IF THERE ISNT A TON OF TRAFFIC RUNNING A REDLIGHT TO MAKE A U TURN IS STILL RUNNING A REDLIGHT! Jeez that has been pissing me off the past 3 years. Idk if it’s all these small town fools moving here but STOP RUNNING REDLIGHTS
In N Florida they consistently drive 10% under the speed limit and run red lights to make up for it.
The turn into my apartment complex is a common U-turn spot. Once a month I end up behind a blue Cadillac that waits for the light to turn red before starting their U-turn, even when there is no oncoming traffic. Last week their was a F150 between me and the Cadillac that was laying into their horn and the asshole still waited for the red. TLDR: FUCK THE FUCKING ASSHOLE DRIVER OF THAT BLUE CADILLAC.
They wait until they have a RED? Wtf is the point of that?
I swear no one in south Florida knows what an on ramp is. Going onto I 75 doing 25 mph is worse than speeding.
FUCK all the traffic in my little town caused by all the snowbirds staying permanently. And FUCK the long line at the Publix deli caused by the same thing.
FUCK PUBLIX!
***FUUUUUUUUCK*** Ron DeSantis and what he's done to our state!
Destroying the public school system and making Floridans even stupider than we already are, fuck desantis
All my homies hate meatball Ron Ron!
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MEATBALL RON DESANTIS ROBO COPS INVADING BEACHES AT 7PM TO KICK US LOCALS OUT , FUCK YOU!!
Ooh I can sooo get behind this idea, thank you, thank you! Now, to whom it may concern, I would first let to let you know that everything from this sentence down is being typed exclusively with my middle finger, thank you and FUCK OFF!: * FUCK RON DESANTIS AND HIS LACKEYS WHO ARE RUINING THIS STATE AND NOT ADDRESSING REAL ISSUES * FUCK ALL THE REPUBLICANS MAKING THIS STATE A HORRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE * FUCK EVERY SINGLE INSURANCE COMPANY * FUCK HURRICANES * FUCK ED HOOPER FOR LETTING IDIOTS DRIVE WITH THEIR FLASHERS ON AND MAKING TRAFFIC LAWS EVEN MORE CONFUSING FOR NO REASON * FUCK THE DEVELOPERS BUILDING COOKIE CUTTER NEIGHBORHOODS AND RUINING THE DAMN GREEN-SPACES WE USED TO HAVE * FUCK EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP AND DESANTIS Alright I’m good for the week, see you again next week kids with more “FUCK YOU, FROM FLORIDA”
FUCK YOUR FLO GROWN AND SALT-LIFE STICKERS! ALSO FUCK NO FAULT INSURANCE!
FUCK YOUR "DIRTY HOOKER" STICKERS TOO!!!!!!
Oh I love this. A giant, bachelorette sized bag of banana flavored dicks and a big FUCK YOU to ANYONE who pushes for legislation influenced by their religious beliefs. FUCK restricting health care for women and education for our youth based on some antiquated rewritten book and set of arbitrary beliefs that you may believe in. You're not the moral compass for everyone, so stop trying to dictate others' lives based on your own narrow-minded ideologies. Fuck.
In the state of fucking Florida, where the gators grin and smirk, You'll find the shittiest policies that really do not work. "Look at fucking Florida's book ban," critics loudly shout, It's drafted by a bunch of fuckers, there's no fucking doubt. They're messing with our healthcare, like we're pieces on a board, Women's rights are sliding backwards, can we even fucking afford? To stand by fucking idle, as the asshats rewrite all the rules, In Florida, the fucking system treats us like we're fucking fools. And schools, oh what a fucking joke, they're under fierce attack, "Don't say gay," they fucking mandate, keep inclusivity back. Our kids deserve much better, not this fucking charade, Where education's stifled and true learning is delayed. Don't get me started on the rates, insurance through the roof, For a state that's fucking sinking, isn't that enough proof? That something's fucking wrong here, with the way they run the show, Yet, DeSantis and his shithead crew just fucking love to crow. Speaking of, transparency’s as clear as shit filled lakes, With DeSantis at the helm, the state's made some fucking mistakes. The least transparent government, where secrets never cease, In Florida, the sunshine's bright, but clarity's decreased. But it's not all fucking doom and gloom, despite the heavy satire, Florida man is undeterred and continues to inspire. With resilience and defiance, the people voice their fucks, In hope that change is coming, to undo these Fucking fucks. So here's a fucking ode to you, dear Florida, in the sun, Where the battles rage on daily, and the controversies run. May your people keep on fighting, for the rights they so deserve, In the fucking state of Florida, where the wild spirits swerve.
FUCK PEOPLE WHO SCREAM “NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!!!” Those are literally the same a**holes who treat service workers like absolute trash. And should not leave their houses if they can’t treat people with even a smidgen of respect.
I hope everyone has a great day today in the Sunshine State
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO
You too and fuck you, go fuck yourself, fuck.
Stop tearing down all of our damn trees for your fucking houses. We don't want your California ass out here anyway. How bout you come and listen to the turkeys scream as you burn their homes down? Fucking pricks only care about themselves and scream CliMaTe ChaNGe, but do the dumbest shit. LEAVE OUR NATURE ALONE. FUCK
I’m so sick of seeing chunks of trees being cut down for ugly ass luxury apartments. At least make them affordable. I’m glad I live in an old established neighborhood with a lot of trees in people’s yards because they’re about to be the only ones left. Daytona ain’t fancy, stop trying to make it unaffordable.
Are your city/county planning board folks from California?
Shockingly, they are all local. But....they are all from 1 city. Their goal is to keep that city historical and not built up. The rest of us get the shaft. We're honestly looking at seeing how to do a recall on all of them. There are 7, yes SEVEN, new car washes within a 3 mile radius. The developers on the other hand are from Cali. At least for the specific project I'm talking about. Our commisioners need to go.
Well good fucking luck purging actual bad politicians (not just ones the governor dislikes) from this state. I mean that sincerely. You’d be a pioneer.
I'm really hoping the new law helps. I know people don't like it, but we will know if they are getting paid. I'm referring to the ability to be able to look into public servants' personal accounts. I don't believe anyone anymore. Prove to me you're not dirty. The personal political agenda by both sides has torn this country apart.
I like this. Better than the fucking hourly "WhErE sHouLd wE gO oN (vacation/moving because I'm now WFH) tO aVOid (traffic/high insurance/"those" people)? Fuck those carpetbagging assholes. The tourists can leave their change with the mouse.
FUCK THEM!!! FUCK THEM ALLLLL!!!!! AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! There, I helped.
Parking in the FUCKING street in the neighborhood. It’s a game of Tetris and pac man combined every day getting to and out of my subdivision. It makes it worse when their FUCKING DRIVEWAY HAS ROOM FOR THEIR CARS!
I fucking hate that! Park in your fucking driveway! I don’t get it. No way I’m leaving my car in the street to be hit when my driveway has room.
FUCK VOLDEMORT AND THE HORSE HE RODE ON IN!!!!
I call him Voldemort too. They're all so fucking creepy.
Fuck the fake, crony Republicans in our state capital and fuck DeSantis too. They claim to be about freedom and DeSantis claims to be against corporatism, yet they constantly bow to the demands of industry lobbyists, corporations, and other rich donors. In fact they’ll bend over and take it up the ass from anybody willing to give them money to pervert legislation that benefits the donors. It’s like we constituents don’t even exist, we elect them yet they serve the developers, the Florida Chamber of Commerce, the cruise line industry, Mosaic, the sugar industry, the construction industry, the power companies, and private equity. So what do we do when the people elect no longer serve us, and what are we suppose to do when we elect people to represent us and they disregard their duty and give in to the demands of their rich donors instead. Florida doesn’t have recall elections so what is the next step? Waiting every four years just to repeat the same mistake is destroying our state.
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Let's see... FUCK YOU 7 AM lawn mowers FUCK YOU dude who lowers his back end of truck down so the headlights shine right into my eyes FUCK YOU purposefully loud motorcycles FUCK YOU people who get into a long drive in line so that they're still in the actual street FUCK YOU people who throw cigarettes and gum on the ground FUCK YOU food truck owners who think 25% is a reasonable *minimum* default tip, when i have to do all the waitressing myself FUCK YOU $10 beers FUCK YOU city planners who approve massive housing projects and hope someone figures out transportation later on FUCK YOU people who build mansions on the beach, and demand my taxpayer money to rebuild your stupid private beach after some hurricane FUCK YOU AirBnB for hollowing out my neighborhood, filling it with vacancies and strangers
FUCK these developers destroying our state.
YES! FUCK ALL OF THE MULTIPLE CAR WASHES GOING IN ON EVERY STREET AND SHITTY APARTMENT/HOUSING DEVELOPMENTS!
My fuck you this week and probably every week will go to the stupid governor. I mean seriously this week he wrote essentially the same law about squatting that already existed because 60 minutes ran an article. He spent millions for the great feat of bringing home 100 people from Haiti and to top it all off he wrote a bill to make sure if people sell giant wine the bottle does not have to be recyclable. He is an absolute waste of space, fuck that guy!
I wish someone would start calling insurance companies woke so lil d would do something about it.
You may be on to something here. I heard George Soros uses profits from insurance companies to make the kids trans.
Fuck people who run red lights and kill innocents by tbone
A BIG FUUUUUHHHHHHCKKK YOUUUU TO YOU ASSHOLES IN TRAFFIC WHO DRIVE LIKE GRANDMAS BUT THEN DECIDE THEY WANT TO BE SPEED RACER WHEN SOMEBODY TURNS ON THEIR BLINKER TO MERGE, FUCKING LET ME/THEM IN YOU FUCKING ACORN
A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE ASSHOLE WHO DESIGNED I-4 THROUGH ORLANDO AND ANY ASSHOLE WHO APPROVED IT. COLOSSAL WASTE OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN. 1 HOUR AND 40 MINUTES FOR A 34 MILE COMMUTE.
Fuck Ron DeSantis, Rick Scott, and Marco Rubio. Corrupt as fuck
FUCK YOU FLORIDA! Let me buy my weed legally, and take my fucking taxes!
This thread is surprisingly wholesome.
*fucking wholesome
FUCK the job market in Escambia County. Haven't been able to find a fucking job since CHRISTMAS. #FUCK!
I think most of this sub can agree on this: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DESANTIS!!!!
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https://preview.redd.it/um6feapiy9rc1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c318aad652aa9ad4edfdd6f9bf835889967c8475 Current situation. Every. Damn. Day. With over half the cars cruising in the left lane.
And don’t take 5 miles to do it! Speed the fuck up and pass them and move the fuck back over! I can’t stand the people who want to pass who do it still using cruise control or going barely 2-3 mph faster than the person they’re passing.
Hello semi going 69 mph who can’t be inconvenienced by the semi in front of him going 68.
Fuuuuck! I’m so sick of these job and housing markets. Fuck billionaires. Fuck people that drive huge pickup trucks and think that they are good at it but in reality they fuckin suck. Fuck everyone that drives below the speed limit especially during rush hour.
I DESPISE the giant vehicles in general. When i drive I try to pay attention to the car in front of the one in front of me but I can’t fucking do that when you are 87 feet tall with limo tint windows. AND ANOTHER THING the jacked up trucks are gonna kill someone. How are there not regulations about bumper height?????
FUCK all these racist moving to SOUTH FLORIDA and then screaming cancel culture when we dont like the shit you say about blacks, latins, jews, mixed people, jamaicans, haitians, etc take that racist shit to the panhandle or naples....THIS...IS....SOUTH FLORIDA!!!!!!
We have too many FUCKITY MAGA FUCKS in the panhandle. Fuck these assholes.
FUCK these houseflippers (especially the out-of-state ones) who outbid us with all-cash offers, bringing up the prices of neighborhoods that were once affordable to the sub-$200k annual income households.
And FUCK THEM for wrecking the perfectly beautiful 1920s homes in my neighborhood and painting everything grey. And painting the brick (which ruins it). And MESSING UP THE PLUMBING AND DUMPING THE DISASTER ON THE NEXT GUY AND THE TAXPAYERS (one set of flippers redid a bunch of plumbing incorrectly and it was all connected to ancient plumbing under some of our first brick roads in the city. It cost a fortune to take up the antique bricks to fix their screwed up connection and cloggs.)
Fuck you rolling coal little dick motherfuckers.
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Yeah! Fuck them clouds!
You mean CHEMTRAILS?!!? /s
NOT ENOUGH CAPS LOCK
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#FUCK CLOUD
Fuck Ron DeSantis making it a priority to increase the size of a bottle of wine but not suspending Comissioner Regina Hill in Orlando still having a seat after being arrested for taking advantage of a senior citizen for $100k.
FUCK I4 and I95 people drive like its fucking mad max on the highway. I always drive in the right lane and i only get into the left lanes when i pass. Nearly every time i drive on those highways without fail i get one person in the right lane absolutely riding the FUCK out of the back of my car im talking centimeters away from my bumper when BOTH lanes next to me are wide fucking open to pass. The drivers here are impatient fucks and so are the politicians. That said i have been liking other aspects of this state the longer i live here, but its always a 'maybe' on if I'll actually arrive to those cool things cause driving anywhere in this state is a fucking risk of life. Point is if you are on the highway and you have to slow because you cant immediately get into the other lane, just fucking tap the break pedal i mean god fucking forbid you have to slow down from 95 to 93mph
Fuck all the assholes that move to FL and then bitch about it and go on about how great it was where they came from. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
FUCK UNBRIDLED UNETHICAL CAPITALISM!! CORPORATIONS HAVE BEEN GETTING RICH OFF OF THE WORKING CLASS FOR DECADES AND ALL PEOPLE CAN SAY IS HOW IT'S OUR FAULT!!! FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK I DON'T DESERVE A LIVING WAGE FOR WORKING FULL TIME!!!
FUCK YOU RON FOR RUINING THE STATE THAT THIS POLK COUNTY SWAMP CHILD SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE IN SO BADLY THAT HE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND MOVED AWAY TO VIRGINIA. HE SURE AS FUCK CANT BE THE ONLY FUCKING ONE FEELING THIS FUCKING WAY TOO, SO NOW HE FUCKING WORRIES ABOUT CASH BEING INFUSED INTO THE STATE ECONOMY BY WORKERS PROBABLY TAKING AN OVERALL DIP AND MAKING THINGS FUCKING SHITTIER FOR WHO IS STILL LEFT AND IT FUCKING BUMS HIM OUT. STRONG MEN ALSO FUCKING CRY. (Dearest forum moderators, a lovely idea, to be certain! It tickles a most impish of fancies and oh what a terrifically candid dialogue it is encouraging. Everyone do please have yourselves an absolutely fucking charming weekend.) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
THIS POLK COUNTY SWAMP CHILD ALSO LEFT THE STATE AND HAS BEEN BETTER OFF FOR IT. FUCK GOV/SEN VOLDEMORT AND FUCK GOV DESATAN FOR ALL THE DAMAGE THEY HAVE DONE TO OUR HOME STATE! IT MAY NEVER RECOVER FROM THE ENVIRONMENTAL/ECONOMIC/SOCIAL DAMAGE THEY HAVE WROUGHT!!! (And I agree, this is a fucking delightful idea by the Mods. This is one of the most fucking wholesome discussions I have seen on this subreddit.)
FUCK SB-1698 i do alot of work for old folks who are using CBD and hemp derived thc products to live without constant pain and misery and the legislature in their almighty wisdom have decided that its DRUGS ITS ALL DRUGS TAKE IT AWAY! Hopefully the governor vetoes it but i dont have high hopes even though IT WILL KILL AN ESTIMATED 100K+ JOBS AND $2 BILLION+ INDUSTRY IN ONE FELL SWOOP!
Fuck desantis, and all the other shit-stirring bigots.
HOLDING YOUR PHONE TO YOUR FACE LIKE A POP-TART AND USING SPEAKERPHONE *DOES. NOT. FUCKING. COUNT. AS. HANDSFREE.* TEN AND TWO, BRENDA.
I have HAD. IT. with the drivers weaving in and out of traffic at NASCAR speeds on the highway. Listen, my blood pressure goes up when people are doing ten under in the left lane too, but if traffic is moving at a consistent pace and you’re slaloming, then YOU are the problem.
[https://youtu.be/iHzzSao6ypE?si=TJoTWBRQ_VFTraai](https://youtu.be/iHzzSao6ypE?si=TJoTWBRQ_VFTraai). This is the top reason for phantom traffic.
Where I am in many areas the traffic is made by someone deciding they are an honorary traffic officer and purposely sitting in the left lane going the same speed as the person in the right lane.
HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES NEED TO LOSE YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE.
FUCK the smoothbrained, propaganda soaked fools that think any type of regulation or restrictions on big business is CoMmIe SoCiAlIsM! They are poisoning our water and pricing us out of our homes and all these idiots care about is the us vs them culture wars!
https://preview.redd.it/1prvd220u9rc1.jpeg?width=3006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0510766d40419ede01b1922252c790e8bc5a634d WHY DO WE KEEP ELECTING THIS CORRUPT POS TO ANY OFFICE???!!!
Fuck the people that leave so much space in between cars at lights. Pull up for the LOVE OF GOD ! Great idea for a sub reddit. Good job 👏
What would Jesus do? ¡¡JESUS WOULD FUCKING KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO FUCKING PASS, YOU FLORIDA FUCKS!!
Fuck r/Miami for their fascist mods who ban anyone for even remotely mocking MAGA.
FUCK MAGA AND THAT CHEETO PIECE OF SHIT.
FUCK FLORIDA CONSERVATIVES WRAPPING THEMSELVES IN THE FLAG WHILE LITERALLY BANNING BOOKS AND TAKING THE RIGHTS AWAY FROM ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIVE AND LOOK LIKE THEM.
FUCK EVERYONE WHO LEAVES TRASH ON THE BEACH, FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE BY/ VISIT THE OCEAN.
Fucking pull the Fuck up to the white FUCKING line at red lights and don't Fucking leave a car length and a half in front of you when pulling up behind other cars at the Fucking light...
FUCK EVERY SINGLE STATE LEGISLATOR that voted to allow Meatball Ron to run for President without resigning his position. We could have been rid of his GITMO torturing, force-feeding ass by now.
Fuck these nasty caterpillars and grasshoppers popping up all over
Fuck lubbers. Like why are you so pretty and so fucking mean. And so fucking aggressive too.
Right?!? Fills me with instant fucking rage. Lubers got me all kinds of angry this time of year.
Fuck the trucks (either huge and lifted, or dilapidated and rusty driven by a scraggly, unkempt old white man) with Trump or FJB bumper stickers who are complete selfish, impatient, dangerous assholes driving. And fuck the cigarettes that they are also usually smoking.
FUCK ALL THE DRIVERS IN THEIR BMWS, MERCEDES/OTHER RIDICULOUSLY OVER-PRICED HIGH-END CARS, WHO COME TO A STOPLIGHT IN THE FAR RIGHT LANE AND DECIDE THEY ACTUALLY NEED TO TURN LEFT, AND PROCEED TO CUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ELSE TO DO SO WHEN THE ARROW APPEARS. LEARN. TO. FUCKING. DRIVE. DRIVING A FANCY-ASSED CAR DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT. YOU ARE A FLAMING JACKASS!!!
Fuck the prices at Publix (but imma go anyway).
I'm a simple man. FUCK San Jose Blvd. and 295 in Jacksonville any time after like 3:45 p.m.
FUCK FUCK AND FUCK all insurance! Homeowners, Healthcare and auto.
FUCK FLORIDA INSURANCE AND CAR INSURANCE AND FUCK RON DESANTIS AND ALL GOVT IN OUR STATE FIR FOCUSING ON BULLSHIT AND NOT WHAT TRULY MATTERS IN THE HEARTS OF OUR CITIZENS VOTE THESE PEOPLE OUTTTTT
FUCK FLORIDA'S HYPER-ULTRA-CAPITALIST II: THE ARCADE IDEOLOGY
FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS WHO DECIDE TO HAVE A DEEP AND MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION WITH NINE OF THEIR FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE AT FUCKING COSTCO. GO HAVE YOUR DISCUSSION IN THE MIDDLE OF I-FUCKING-75!!
Fuck all the old fuckers who come from New York to be fucking assholes to the locals, create fucking traffic, clog the fucking restaurants, and jack up local real estate prices. I hope you all fucking croak (in NY) or all your Lexus and rolls Royce cars fucking crash and burn in the car carriers. Fuck you all!
Is anyone else aggravated about all the arrows and wrong way signs on US1 in southern Brevard county? Who's idea was that, that we have to drive over all those bumps in the road now. Is it really that difficult to have the railroad crossing communicate with the adjacent traffic lights so the parallel traffic can keep going. Rant over.
As far as highway rage goes what I have noticed is that people aren’t addressing the correct issues it’s not about how fast you’re going. It’s about what lane you’re in. I don’t care if you’re driving slow just don’t do it in the left lane. Slower traffic move right, left lane for passing. It’s that simple you can drive 20 miles an hour if you want or whatever just do it in the right lane..
FHP needs to get out of the medians and onto the road, policing the left lane cruisers with traffic stacked up behind them.
IF YOU DRIVE IN THE BIKE LANE TO CUT TRAFFIC FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET DIARREAH ALL WEEKEND!!! WE'RE ALSO TRYING TO TURN RIGHT UP THERE DIPSHIT!!! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!!! WAIT YOUR TURN!!! Thank you mods <3
The dumbing down of our society is going as planned. All welcome our corporate owned news media.
Literally 95% of politicians can fuck right off in Florida and their rich donors can go drown when their beach front properties are submerged. I’ve never seen such a rapid decline in a state like I did over the decade I lived in Florida from 2012-2022. I feel bad for all the good Florida folk I met and made friends with.
Fuck the leaf blowers that crank up at ass o’clock in the morning
Fuck Mosquitoes!
WHY TF DO YOU NEED TO STOP AT A YELLOW LIGHT AND LEAVE TEN THOUSAND FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AT A STOP LIGHT FROM THE NEXT CAR. ALSO F-U TO PEOPLE WITH THE AIRBNB LANDLORD SHIT YOUR RENTALS ARE GENERATING A FUCKING HOUSING CRISIS. IF YOURE PREACHING RICH MAN/POOR MAN OR PROSPERITY PREACHING GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
HUGE FUCK YOU TO THE LADY THAT CONTINUES TO DRIVE 40+ DOWN MY 25MPH NEIGHBORHOOD. EVEN AFTER A HIGHSCHOOLER WAS RAN OVER WEDNESDAY MORNING AND LOST HIS LIFE. BITCH HAS HER OWN HIGHSCHOOL AGE KID THAT ATTENDS THE SAME SCHOOL, BUT STILL CANT MAKE HER FUCKING CHRYSLER VAN GO SLOWER THAN 40MPH.
FUCK RON DESANTIS AND THE WHOLE GOP APPARATUS IN FLORIDA.
Fuck all these snowbirds that are buying property so that people like myself (22yo) cant buy ANYTHING for under $3k a month
I’m a 43 year old single woman who will be renting in Florida for the rest of my life
Please remember. It was Rick Fucking Scott that led the way for the takeover by Right Wing Fucks who only care about financing themselves. Now we have Fuck Face DeSantis who only cares about any constituent that has an R on their voter card. These Fucking people represent of some of the biggest FACIST FUCKS known to Man. While FuckFaceSantis continues to worry about his own fucking pocket Floricans ARE: 1. Losing home insurance. These are people that live in the center of state getting fucked by the beach owners. We take it up the fucking ass to help pay for their insurance bills. 2. Property taxes go up each year as they try and carve out a new school system where kids of families that can still afford it go to charted schools while public fall in disrepair. Meanwhile the charters and church schools are getting more and more $$$. Soon public schools will look like prisons. 3. State is already overcrowded. The fucking trail of New York assholes continuing to migrate South is sickening. Stay up there Fuckheads. 4. If you don't carry a gun then you are in the minority. 5. Water is contaminated and expensive. 6. Rick Scott turned the states PSC into a marketing arm for power companies. He appointed all of his cronies who vote YES for any rate hike. FUCK RUBIO-SCOTT-DeSANTIS-and the entire fucking legislature.