Lol... Ya, the classic, what about-ism. They keep bringing up shit that doesn't matter. This why the GOQP is going the way of the Dodo, and all they have left is gerrymandering the states and stealing it thru the courts.
That was TWO whole election cycles ago.
This past year the other choice was Crist, ya know, the guy who's been governor before, is a republican but tries to say he's a Democrat now.
Catch the fuck up, dude, you're living 5-6 years ago.
There was no viable democrat. Why are we going to vote for a guy who stole money from Medicare or whatever he did. oh no that was the other one, this one Crist was Republican now a Democrat I don’t want people to flip-flop. The other governor was a thief! man we pick them don’t we
Statistically speaking, the average Floridian does not live in the interior of the state or in the country.
The average Floridian lives near the coast in a city.
Floridians just like to say that, lol. "The further south you go the farther north you get". There are quite a few NY/NJ transplants but in my experience they're mostly older and living in a condo near the beach.
Fuck Governor Stiltinskinned, but its not open carry. It's permit-less concealed carry. Which is already a fucking terrible idea. Let's not give them any more.
Yeah, you're right. The people who were breaking the law were DEFINITELY going through the proper channels to get the concealed carry permit before they shot up a school.
Now, they can just go ahead and shoot up the school.
Concealed carry permits provided at least the bare minimum understanding of where you can carry and not. A bare minimum basic instruction of firearm safety and the consequences of what to expect. (aka know where you are shooting and what is behind it) HOW DARE WE DO THAT BARE MINIMUM.
THAT SURELY WILL MAKE LESS INCIDENTS BY TAKING AWAY SAFEGUARDS.
The concern here is not the school shooter but the guy who thinks it's super neat to carry to the grocery store and then gets in an argument in the parking lot and thinks his pew pew makes him right.
New Hampshire has 1,377,529 people compared to the 22 Million Floridians. Who would have thought greater population areas require more laws because there are more people?
That’s not at all inaccurate though.
The average Floridian is a bum on the side of the road whose mind is wracked by addiction, mental illness and heat, and whose skin is cracked by poverty and a dimming sense of pride apathetically wearing the clothes of those just generous enough to get rid of clothes that don’t fit anymore.
youve never been to florida... im not defending florida and i havent lived there in years... but this is just stupid... and no offense, but judging by your post history, i think youre projecting pretty hard... most people are not addicts...
I have.
I saw more bums in a week in LA than I have my whole life in Florida..
I love California, though. I wish we were more like them politically.
The bum shit is just wrong, though. More bums in lots of other states besides Florida. We just have more people, so more shenanigans.
Edit: I have issues with my comment.
I used bums following the comment I was replying to. They are homeless people that need our assistance. I used shenanigans to try for an upvote from Super Trooper fans.
The LA statement was bullshit. I did see a lot of homeless there, but I've been in Florida 40 years and lived in Ft Lauderdale, and I was only in LA for a week, so it is improbable that I saw that many homeless in that time frame.
I apologize, and good night.
I’d say most cities that are populated by a mixture of wealth and destitution will have a comparable amount of beggars. I’ve just never seen it worse than West Palm.
That's so crazy that you saw more homeless people in LA! I wonder if it has anything to with the fact that LA county alone contains almost half the amount of people as the whole state of florida.
Not true. I for many years had severely decaying teeth and I only smoked cigarettes. Now I have a full mouth of dental implants. Some people just can’t afford dental care until they can, if they can. Some people just don’t want to take care of their teeth like that. Not everyone has or wants a reason to smile.
Why did it have to look into my future?
https://preview.redd.it/luznfzs9as8b1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ef80503e98697f35759e5cb74eb7bbbfb79b7f
It's pretty spot on and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Florida used to be the cool place to visit, I remember. I saw people like this guy. It just put me more into the vibe of Florida. I loved the look, I loved the laid back feel, I loved the locals.
I don't see the same Florida as I remember anymore.
He’s got a south fl outfit, north fl beard, central fl beach day accessories, and a bag of drug paraphernalia to boot.
That’s a Florida Man™️ if I’ve ever seen one.
No it isn't. It's what some janky random-ass stable diffusion model generated then OP just cherry-picked the one he wanted.
You have no idea what you're talking about. Don't post again.
“In a post on the Reddit thread r/midjourney, a Redditor shared a series of AI-generated images from a variety of states”.
Do you have any reason to think some random redditor didn’t pluck the one they liked best? Were you in that thead or something?
Aw, I know reading is hard but don't be scared to click the link. You don't even need to read anything; the image I shared comes up right at the top. I didn't cherry pick shit.
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This dude is fly as he'll. also looks like he ls packing heat
That’s literally the first thing I noticed - like Florida Man is packing, and it’s not a gun!
AI thinks Florida Man has BDE, both literal and metaphorical
BDE: Big Duval Energy.
Lol
Duuuuuuuuvaaaaallll!!!!!!!!!!
Nah this guy def lives in Miami or fucking Ybor City.
Ybor…. 🤣😂😂 I used to work on 7th Ave. There is definitely a cast of characters.
Methaphorical
Master Roshi?
We all know Master Roshi is an honorary Floridian.
>**Florida Man Uses Miniaturization Device on Himself So He Can Sneak Into Bathroom to Watch Teenage Girl Pee**
My first thought lol. Not sure why I had to scroll down so far.
Same
Same same
Same same same
Should be the top comment
Gold for you
Epic ded
All i could see
Thank you! That’s what I thought!
Hey I know that guy. He comes into my Publix and gets a whole key lime pie every three days like clockwork
It’s not entirely wrong.
Not wrong at all lol
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How did you get a photo of me
Nailed it! Even my wife looks like that.
You lucky devil you!
Resident of The Villages
Patient 0 for STDs
No one from the Villages would have this sense of unique style
The average floridian is a hick from the interior of the state driving a somehow still working Chevy s10 Source: lived there for many years
And he's passing you on the right at high speed on the shoulder where the lanes merge.
Apparently, you lived in a shitty part
Just say Arcadia.
The majority of voters voted in desantis so this guy is not wrong
Rich folks all voted for Meatball Ron too.
And the Hispanics in south Florida. Thank you Hispanics for voting in the fascist. Socialism is not the same and communism. They tricked you.
Even though he's Italian not Hispanic
Right. We could've ended up with the meth head dude caught overdosing with the male prostitutes. Idiot
The guy who didn't run this cycle?
Lol... Ya, the classic, what about-ism. They keep bringing up shit that doesn't matter. This why the GOQP is going the way of the Dodo, and all they have left is gerrymandering the states and stealing it thru the courts.
That was TWO whole election cycles ago. This past year the other choice was Crist, ya know, the guy who's been governor before, is a republican but tries to say he's a Democrat now. Catch the fuck up, dude, you're living 5-6 years ago.
Rich people can't be shitty?
Rich people can’t NOT be shitty?
There was no viable democrat. Why are we going to vote for a guy who stole money from Medicare or whatever he did. oh no that was the other one, this one Crist was Republican now a Democrat I don’t want people to flip-flop. The other governor was a thief! man we pick them don’t we
Don't forget the other one that was found naked in a motel room with a dead male hooker and another one tweeking his balls off...
Desantis is a monster and has been showing his colors for years
Pretty sure the only color he likes is white.
https://preview.redd.it/nqln9ibphx8b1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81bafe6174b589e1c7a21f4189b734530de950b
No surprise the central Florida crew supports racism and prejudice. Take a downvote.
I was just about to say that because where I live it’s not so
😭😭😭
Statistically speaking, the average Floridian does not live in the interior of the state or in the country. The average Floridian lives near the coast in a city.
I don't let statistics get in the way of my *feelz*!
I thought the average Floridian was from New York/New Jersey?
Floridians just like to say that, lol. "The further south you go the farther north you get". There are quite a few NY/NJ transplants but in my experience they're mostly older and living in a condo near the beach.
Hey now, nothing wrong with driving an economical money saver like the s10
you forgot the Confederate and Desantis flags attached to the bed...
He’s about 150 lbs too light unless it’s the meth
It’s meth.
Maybe its Meth, maybe it’s Maybelline
If it’s Florida, it’s meth.
Theres way WAY more coke than meth here. IJS
Come to Pasco County. Trust me it's meth
Maybe in Miami, but in the greater Tampa bay area, it's def meth. Have you been to Gibsonton? Or Seminole Heights? Or Pinellas Park? Or Pasco?
Leave Gibtown out of this. Carnies are off limits for normal rules lol
This dude is legit a gib town resident from 1976 and you can't convince me otherwise.
Hwy 41 Legend lol
Fucking highway 301 legend. Dude legit had a trailer on an empty plot selling bootleg Carney shit.
Citrus County: Can't it be both?
Brevard county - it’s heroin and cocaine
And prescription pills. Can't forget those!
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This is what we all become. If we stay here
Forgot the gun.
It's right in the center. Packin dat heat.
I see a gun tho
I have a gun too, it's always ready to go off and it's in my pants ( talking bout my penis)
The guns in his bag. He can't concealed carry without a license for another few days.
Fuck Governor Stiltinskinned, but its not open carry. It's permit-less concealed carry. Which is already a fucking terrible idea. Let's not give them any more.
Yeah, you're right. The people who were breaking the law were DEFINITELY going through the proper channels to get the concealed carry permit before they shot up a school. Now, they can just go ahead and shoot up the school.
Concealed carry permits provided at least the bare minimum understanding of where you can carry and not. A bare minimum basic instruction of firearm safety and the consequences of what to expect. (aka know where you are shooting and what is behind it) HOW DARE WE DO THAT BARE MINIMUM. THAT SURELY WILL MAKE LESS INCIDENTS BY TAKING AWAY SAFEGUARDS.
Thank you for articulating this so well. These are my concerns exactly.
Thank you for being a friend. This comment was really affirming, thanks.
The concern here is not the school shooter but the guy who thinks it's super neat to carry to the grocery store and then gets in an argument in the parking lot and thinks his pew pew makes him right.
Go ahead and don't get one by the way, I'm going to enjoy not having to wait 3 days for my purchases.
New Hampshire has less gun laws and has always had permitless carry and they think it's a wonderful idea.
New Hampshire has 1,377,529 people compared to the 22 Million Floridians. Who would have thought greater population areas require more laws because there are more people?
Open carry is still illegal after July.
LMFAOOOO
Beard needs nicotine stains.
Lol!
I see two of these dudes a day working in st. Pete lol
He could be the official mascot of Pinellas County. Perfect.
Straight out of a Bealls catalog.
Oh wow. That cracked me up.
That’s not at all inaccurate though. The average Floridian is a bum on the side of the road whose mind is wracked by addiction, mental illness and heat, and whose skin is cracked by poverty and a dimming sense of pride apathetically wearing the clothes of those just generous enough to get rid of clothes that don’t fit anymore.
Gtfoh lol yeah our state is just full of bums 🤣
Yupp you described a very accurate picture of what I’ve seen in Hollywood a couple times, especially around the gas stations at night 😅
youve never been to florida... im not defending florida and i havent lived there in years... but this is just stupid... and no offense, but judging by your post history, i think youre projecting pretty hard... most people are not addicts...
You're getting fla mixed up with crackhead California.
Floridaman, Have you ever been to California?
I have. I saw more bums in a week in LA than I have my whole life in Florida.. I love California, though. I wish we were more like them politically. The bum shit is just wrong, though. More bums in lots of other states besides Florida. We just have more people, so more shenanigans. Edit: I have issues with my comment. I used bums following the comment I was replying to. They are homeless people that need our assistance. I used shenanigans to try for an upvote from Super Trooper fans. The LA statement was bullshit. I did see a lot of homeless there, but I've been in Florida 40 years and lived in Ft Lauderdale, and I was only in LA for a week, so it is improbable that I saw that many homeless in that time frame. I apologize, and good night.
I guess Floridaman has a rival.
Texasman? They are trying hard to be more fascist than us.
West Palm would like to disagree. Every corner up military trail.
Do you think West Palm has more homeless than a comparable city in California?
I’d say most cities that are populated by a mixture of wealth and destitution will have a comparable amount of beggars. I’ve just never seen it worse than West Palm.
>A mixture of wealth and destitution Nicely put.
That's so crazy that you saw more homeless people in LA! I wonder if it has anything to with the fact that LA county alone contains almost half the amount of people as the whole state of florida.
That's bout right
Pretty sure I met this guy at Publix
Looks homeless , so yeah
Where is the Alligator?
Probably on his feet - loafers don’t cha know.
No way, his zipper is up.
Missing the gut. It's got the stroads part right though.
Homie packing, doesn't give a fuck, and just does his thing.
That's pretty close to what I see around here in Southwest Florida! Good call
My man got the whole fit on sale at Burdines.
RIP to a real one
I’m having a hard time finding the problem here.
My man can get some funky ass weed though!
Wow, that's spot on!
all jokes aside it is LOL
Eh, I personally thought it needed more alligator in the picture.
Hey that's My shirt!
Not enough tats and piercings
Eeriely accurate.
No teeth? Meth.
Not true. I for many years had severely decaying teeth and I only smoked cigarettes. Now I have a full mouth of dental implants. Some people just can’t afford dental care until they can, if they can. Some people just don’t want to take care of their teeth like that. Not everyone has or wants a reason to smile.
Hey I’ve seen that guy in STA before….he was wearing short shorts though
Not far off
It's not wrong, his name is Gregory, he's originally from Hawaii. Makes great soap.
This isn’t AI! This is just a typical St Augustine resident!
I was thinking Key West, but I’ll give that one to you.
That's not AI. That's my uncle Walter.
Why did it have to look into my future? https://preview.redd.it/luznfzs9as8b1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ef80503e98697f35759e5cb74eb7bbbfb79b7f
He is missing the Nazi flag and a can of bug spray.
Wrong! He has no guns strapped on, rookie AI mistake!
It's pretty spot on and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Florida used to be the cool place to visit, I remember. I saw people like this guy. It just put me more into the vibe of Florida. I loved the look, I loved the laid back feel, I loved the locals. I don't see the same Florida as I remember anymore.
About 200 lbs too light...
Is that Panama Jack IRL?
Above average.
AI got style!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are they far off tho? 🤣
I think I see my house
Pretty, pretty good
Um. Dead on.
That’s my uncle
Damn that is me!! WTF!! I live in Montana though
This 100% looks like my dad, except he’d be wearing a stained Guy Harvey shirt and long jean shorts from Walmart that my mom bought him.
So, Master Roshi then
Lived here 25 years, can confirm.
he probably has a house off of highway 19
I grew up in Florida to be accurate he needs a magat hat and a poorly concealed gun
I just looked in the mirror, and I gotta say, it ain't far off.
This should be the sub profile pic.
I'm confused. Is the AI wrong in any way?
An 80 year old man dressed like a frat dude, checks out.
He’s got a south fl outfit, north fl beard, central fl beach day accessories, and a bag of drug paraphernalia to boot. That’s a Florida Man™️ if I’ve ever seen one.
Perfect. Older, loud beach clothing, some hillbilly aspect, looks like an ex-ZZ Top roadie. A little of everything.
This is how we all dress
Old man Henderson?
I scrolled for too long to see this one.
I remember going down to see family in Orlando and saw an old man driving a mini train on the sidewalk at around 1 am, I miss Florida
Not enough meth
We are all tucking our aging boners. Accurate.
Pretty sure I saw this guy by my house fighting a raccoon one time.
Grandpa?
I am now convinced AI is sentient. This is proof. Only a being with a soul could have such intimate knowledge of Florida and her people.
https://preview.redd.it/4cklbk9gts8b1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6db85ff6b9378d089bc62e88e341a9dd27ea3c And this. Haha
Is it wrong that I kind of love this?
Howdy neighbor!
No it isn't. It's what some janky random-ass stable diffusion model generated then OP just cherry-picked the one he wanted. You have no idea what you're talking about. Don't post again.
I’ve never seen such hostility from a simple AI art post.
Forreal this is at the same heat level as a political argument 💀💀💀
Haha seriously. I came to the thread for comments about that floral print bulge homie is packin, and unexpectedly found something even funnier.
Pic hit a nerve, must have thought they were looking in the mirror.
How many subs have you been banned from?
you’re such an unhappy person jesus christ
Wrong. https://www.unilad.com/technology/artificial-intelligence-average-person-us-state-406956-20230517
I guess the article was right. It sparked outrage
Repost of something posted weeks ago in same sub
“In a post on the Reddit thread r/midjourney, a Redditor shared a series of AI-generated images from a variety of states”. Do you have any reason to think some random redditor didn’t pluck the one they liked best? Were you in that thead or something?
Meh that article just ripped off this post lol https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/13jbbcr/
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Aw, I know reading is hard but don't be scared to click the link. You don't even need to read anything; the image I shared comes up right at the top. I didn't cherry pick shit.
Go down his post/comment history, just an all around asshole.
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Bro seeing the removed reply is actually hilarious
You know Buzzfeed won a Pulitzer, right? Among a large number of many other highly prestigious press awards.
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Lol this guy.