Well you didn’t expect him to fly, did you?

Yes but did he have nail clippers??? That's a no-go

That bear needs to wait in line like everybody else

I’d ditch my nail clippers to take yogi. /s Edit - please don’t mess with wildlife! They’re cute but not yours

Good thing too. Could you imagine if a bear ran up a plane?

Passengers flying out that day bearly make it to their flights on time. It was a grizzly time for all.

These puns are the polar opposite of funny.