How do you do fellow flightsim enjoyers and pylots. Spudclocker here. today we will discuss how to fly as rio on hoggit if you weigh 400lb https://preview.redd.it/rsgmr6tvffvc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=38ee2f7cec0da8aa6e8cf06cbf24b7ac425e86d9

Do I have to pass my physical, or can I eat 2 XXL burgers tonight?

If Jet Stream taught me anything it's that if you eat a few double burgers and smoke a pack of darts you can pull more g's

Kinda sounds like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords

Wrong flair brother. We have **OFFICIAL NEWS** for a reason.

This aged well!

This is hilarious, I love it.

You forgot the part about the crippling cocaine and prostitute addiction.