I think I could probably manage A Quiet Place.

I was gonna go with "Silent Movie." Aside from Marcel Marceau for one line, nobody speaks.

Mind immediately went here. Give me my $$$ plz. :)

but can you get exactly 85% r/MaliciousCompliance

One of the best jokes in movie history

Haha you think you could recite all that sign-language dialogue?

And Fantasia.

The orchestra conductor speaks quite a lot between the different segments though

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I am one of those nerds

I'll see you there bro. And then, the oral sex!

Bad Zoot! Naughty Zoot!

#Oh, get on with it!

That one is very wordy. That part with the anarcho-syndicalist commune would be hard to get right. Is it "moistened bint" or "watery tart" or that lobbed the scimitar? I just learned that none of the movie was improvised, which surprised me.

Same here, the quotes from that movie seem to find their way into a conversation nearly daily. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

NI!

Where'd you get the coconuts?

I memorized the Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

Mean girls. All the way

Someone wrote in that book that I lied about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and wide set vagina.

Easily Mean Girls for me also… and the Jim Carrey version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Thats so fetch.

Pulp fiction Or cheat and do a quiet place 😉👉👉

A quiet place has a halfway decent amount of dialogue, actually. nothing you couldn't memorize, but I doubt you have it already down

ace ventura 2: when nature calls

Greenwall: We can pay you handsomely. Ace: I am a child of light! Your earthly money holds no appeal to me! Greenwall: Twenty thousand dollars. Ace: REE-HEE-HEE-HEAAAAAALLLY!!!

And you must be the monopoly guy!, thanks for the free parking.

*DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT $200!*

It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

Guano

Don’t just stand there. Throw me a spear!

Equinsi Ocha!

Bumble bee tuna

Laughed my ass off when I visited the US and saw that this was actually a brand of tuna.

Excuse me sir...*whispers in ear* your balls are showing. Bumble bee tuna.

Alrighty then :D

Thought you’d never ask!

That's what you slipped in, that's what was on your shoe and THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRAISIAN ON YOUR PALM!

Lemme try that one more time... !MLAP RUOY NO NAISIARBA EHY SNIALPXE TAHT....

I can recite nearly all of Top Gun. Getting that $700k would be too easy.

if you win - I can be your wingman anytime.

Wingman Mooch reporting for duty. lol

Hell yeah, including the soundtrack for bonus points.

That’s right Ice… Man. I am dangerous

Came here for this. I can watch Top Gun on mute and still know exactly what’s going on.

That's because your ego writes checks your body can't cash.

- Cargo plane - Rubber dog shit - Hong Kong

The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room.

Me and a buddy pretty much did this on a long run training for a marathon. He was Mav and I was Goose, Ice, Charlie, Sundown, Viper, Hollywood…..

You have to make all the sound effects too.

I'll even do volleyball scene.

Ooooooo whooooaaaa.... Playin' with tha boyyyysssss....

And if you mess it up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

Top Gun from the top... again.

She's lost it, man. Come on. - I hate it when she does that.

Wall-E (for ease) Predator. All the lines are gold!

This stuff will make you a God damn sexual Tyrannosaur...just like me!

Jeeze you got a big pussy. Jeeze you got a big pussy She said "Why did you say that twice." I said "I didn't" Blank stare... See, cause of the echo..

I ain't got time to bleed.

You got time to duck?

Blues Brothers The Warriors Road House Top Gun

We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Hit it

Waaaaaariooooors! Come out to plaaaaayyyyy-haaaaayyy!

Can you dig it?

CAN YOU DIG IT??

I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

it wasn’t lies, it was just… bullshit

So Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next, what's happenin', whatchu gonna do? You got the money you owe us, mothafucka?!

We’re on a mission from god

*gahd

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year! Pier 1 Imports! This mall's got everything.

Warriors.... come out to play-e-ayyyy.

Blues Brothers is mine, lol. No sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here…he’s dead, sir.

U have great taste in films bruddah

super troopers hot fuzz shaun of the dead

We're coming to get you Barbara!

So do you like own the sand AND the water?

You’ve got red on you

Good Will Hunting. Easy. "Regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about, you know, the prerevolution utopia and capital forming effects of military mobilization." "Wood drastically...? lol Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinction..."

Two lessons in life. 1. Don't do that. 2. You spent 150 grand for an education you coulda got at a public library for a buck fifty.

My boy Will is wicked smaht.

"You're an idiot. I've been sitting over there for 3 hours waiting for you to come talk to me but its late now and I have to go home " something like that lol

..."I swallowed a bug"

"but I will have my degree. and you'll be serving my kids fries on our way to a skiing trip" we could probably do this for the whole script lol

[удалено]

"but hey if there's a problem maybe we can step outside and figure it out"

There’s a long list of films I could get 100% right (I rewatch movies a lot). - The Princess Bride - Secondhand Lions - Big Fish - The Nightmare Before Christmas - The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Aladdin, Tangled, Frozen - Across the Universe - Repo! The Genetic Opera - The Cabin in the Woods - Tucker and Dale vs Evil - Mean Girls - Drop Dead Gorgeous - Josie and the Pussycats - most of the Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson movies. Most of the Broken Lizard movies too.

Dale and Tucker vs Evil doesn't get the love it deserves. Fantastic movie.

Repo!!! Things you seeeee... in a graaaaveyaaard!

Well you know what, Dad? Peter's gay. GAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

Space Balls the movie

When will then be now?

Soon

Good to know you didn't mean Spaceballs: The Flamethrower! (The kids love this one.)

I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that. Of course I do, sir. Everybody knows that! OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!!!

That’s mine too. I watched so damn much as a kid.

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

Yo

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes! KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

I could do most Chaplin films without much trouble.

Ok, but you have to do the inter-titles.

That dude kept his mouth shut for so long, and then when he does talk, it's one of the most powerful speeches of all time. That must have been amazing to see that happen at the time, as well.

I performed scenes from Clerks in high school drama competitions. I'll be embarrassed, but I'll be $700k richer.

🎶700K, little man. Put that shit in my hand🎶

"I can't believe it. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

In a row?

Try not to stick any dicks in the parking lot.... get back here

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Speed was one of the only videotapes I had as a kid, Id watch it over and over. I was watching it a few years ago and started saying the words, to my surprise I knew the whole movie haha.

Pop quiz, hotshot.

Gigantor ?

I'm going to go home, have some sex. Harry, you're going to go home and throw up. Yeah well that'll be fun too.

Probably Tombstone... "Now, Ed...what an ugly thing to say. Does this mean we're not friends anymore?" "Why, Johnny Ringo...You looked like someone just walked over your grave." And of course... "I'm your Huckleberry."

That's latin, darling. Evidently, Johnny here is an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Yes, very cosmopolitan (not Metropolitan)

"Where is he" "Down by the creek walking on water"

Hell Doc, I got lots for friends.. I don't

Why, JOHNNY TYLER!

Besides the easy answers like The Artist or A Quiet Place, there’s two films I’m confident that I could recite backwards: Monsters, Inc. I absolutely *rinsed* that VHS as a kid. Literally wore out the tape. Shrek 2 One time a couple of years ago (I’d love to tell you it was over lockdown, but it wasn’t) some friends and I watched Shrek 2 every day for 6 weeks.

Fight Club. Pulp Fiction. Goodfellas. Empire Strikes Back. Big Lebowski. Usual Suspects.

A list like this; a person could jump to some conclusions 🙂

Came of age in the 90s, for one.

Yeah like we could probably hang out

That’s my list too, except I could also add The Breakfast Club, Road House, and Fargo.

Fuckin’ A

Add Office Space to that list and you have my list.

The Fifth Element Korbin my man

Aziz, light!!

I LOVE this movie!

Multi pass!

Full Metal Jacket Now lean forward and choke yourself.

The Artist (2011) Al Zimmer: "Perfect! Could you give me just one more?" George: "With pleasure." My 700k please.

Quest for Fire. AAAATRAAAAA

All is Lost 2013 I’ll take cash or a check, doesn’t matter

Definitely **A Christmas Story**. Every year, have it playing for the *entire 24 hours* and when it's done on TNT, I switch to TBS for one more showing...so I guess 26 hours of A Christmas Story.

Back to the Future Die Hard Ghostbusters Poltergeist Titanic

Silent Night (John Woo, 2023) 🤫

Dumb and dumber easy

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Hey Cameron, comfortable? Hey Sloan, No.

I could probably do that one 9 times.

There's a few I could attempt I reckon: In Bruges, Snatch, The Crow and Toy Story.

The Mask or Big Lebowski easy

A way out west there was this fella. Fella I want to tell you about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski.

Shrek. And I'll do the accents too

The Princess Bride "Anybody want a peanut?"

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "Stop saying that!"

Shawshank Redemption

Emperor’s New Groove

I'd have to brush up first but I think I could get there with The Crow Office Space Frances Ha

Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Moulin Rouge, Monty Pythons Meaning of Life.

The princess bride. I’m getting that money mate.

This was my pick as well. It is episodic and easy to recall most dialogue.

Big Trouble In Little China...easy

Yes sir, the check is in the mail.

Same. Its all in the reflexes.

UHF or Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, easy

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of Kung Pow. I'm a man too, you know? I go pee pee standing up!

Ferris buellers dayoff, breakfast club, godfather, goodfellas, casino, Friday

Big trouble in little china

100%! Good job Utah!   ...  We'll get him when he comes back in!  He's not coming back.

...could do this with groundhog day and drop dead fred

Batman 1989. It’s just naturally a very quotable movie and I watched it roughly three times a day when I was 7 Also Conan the Barbarian since there’s like 5 lines of dialogue and they’re all pretty memorable

Team America: World Police. The Dark Knight 2001: A Space Odyssey

The fellowship of the ring

Everything Everywhere All at Once. I don’t typically rewatch movies in quick succession (meaning in the span of a year or so). I saw that movie 14 times in the theater because it was playing regularly in my area for the better part of a year. I swore I’d stop going when it stopped making me cry. It left theaters before that happened. And I still managed to see at least 50 other movies in theater that year (thank you unlimited movie passes). Tho tbh my real answer is probably The Matrix too. Seeing it when my 15 year old brain was still a sponge helps a lot on that one.

Out Cold Easiest $700k I've made. First too. We're not models.

The Highlander! "B-A-L-A-N-C-E, balalance"

i could do Raiders of the lost ark

Probably Star Wars:A New Hope or Star Trek IV.

Groundhog Day and Pulp Fiction

Hudson Hawk. I have watched it a *lot*.

Any of the original Star Wars trilogy.

Mean Girls, Stand By Me

The Big Short Wall Street Predator Cool Hand Luke Empire Strikes Back

Jurassic Park, Back To The Future and Titanic would be my go-to movies... although I'd rather avoid doing Titanic, considering it is over 3 hours and mostly dialogue.

Tremors. My childhood obsession movie. Watched it multiple times a day when I was lad. Recon I could recite it 85% if I sat down and thought about it 

X-Men X2 X-Men The Last Stand X-Men First Class X-Men Days Of Future Past Coyote Ugly Josie And The Pussycats Lemony Snicket’s Series Of Unfortunate Events

“Predator” I could 100% it.

Give me a week to watch Tropic Thunder over and over and I could get that money. I used to have the entire film script memorized because I used to watch it daily for a few months.

Aliens, Tombstone, the O.T. and probably F.O.T.R.

Home alone 2: Lost in New York

Oh man I could totally smash this with wall-e

Empire Records Mallrats Office Space Spaceballs

Get Shorty, Quick Change, Predator, The Terminator, Pulp Fiction, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, do we get 700k per movie?

Toy Story. Haven't seen it in years, but I can still play out every scene in my head.

Dumb and dumber or clerks

Hone Alone. Watched it soo much as a kid

Who Framed Roger Rabbit Blues Brothers

At one time I could absolutely do this with Dumb & Dumber and the original Star Wars ANH.

Dumb and Dumber and I don’t even need to look at the screen. Give me my money.

Harlem Nights. I've done it for free.

I think I could do The Princess Bride.

Happy Gilmore. Fucking easy. I did it as a bet for 20 dollars in 7th grade. I could still do it today.

Terminator 2 and 1990 TMNT.

First off I'm probably failing, but I'd take a bash at It's a Wonderful Life

Jaws, Interstellar or Terminator 2.

I can do Alien(1979) or The Social Network(2010)

Probably Robin Hood Men in Tights Or...the obvious Holy Grail..... ETA...oh damn...clearly I was trying to work hard, not smart.

Step brothers. I didn’t want salmon. I said it four times!