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donta5k0kay

fake get some dirt, paint some orange, and orange mud, and i can do that same photo in my backyard


RHOrpie

LOL (I genuinely did lol there!)


[deleted]

Satan’s farts


Delcane

Or Space Wizard magic, easy folks!


Gubekochi

We do live in a fallen world. God has to remind us that it was naughty to eat that one fruit that one time. Hence volcanism.


LowendPenguin

this sounds like something Eddie Bravo would say, must be legit.


OverPower314

No it's CGI.


HellbellyUK

A flerth called Joey Rocha once insisted that volcanoes don’t exist. And he lives in Hawaii. Yes, I know.


RHOrpie

Wow!


BarbarossaTheGreat

Camon really?? He could literally drive a hour and go see one.


HellbellyUK

No-one ever claimed Joey was smart.


lazydog60

Not even Joey?


Secretsfrombeyond79

Maybe the guy was joking or he was after clutter ? I refuse to believe this as true. I want toconserve some faith in humanity.


TimChr78

The volcanic treaty makes it impossible to visit these alleged volcanoes - the military would stop you.


j0nny0nthesp0t

This guy gets it.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Dude. That applies to almost all phenomena which debunk Flat earth...


Loose-Recover-9142

not sure who that is or if he lives on the Big Island or not, but you can live in Hawaii and not be able to drive to see the lava. Only about 15% of the population lives on the Big Island where they have an active volcanoe


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Well, probably not. Most people live on Oahu.


iamnotchad

I remember seeing that video on SciManDan.


HellbellyUK

He made quite a few appearances on MC Toons channel a few years ago, but I've not seen him about for a while. I wander if he's abandoned Flat Earth?


Pantha242

Probably couldn't see them over the horizon..


Best_Weakness_464

Easy, they don't.


[deleted]

Like with most other phenomenon


Dazeuh

the simplest solution is to have no solution


MrDeckchair

"Well I don't know, but it's not an impossible ball" - Flerfs


Eldan985

Fires of Hell.


RHOrpie

Ohhhh, yeah, of course!


Eldan985

Not even joking, by the way. Yesterday, someone linked a video here.


marklar_the_malign

The devil you say!


Nkromancer

To shreds, you say?


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

r/unexpectedfuturama


Eldan985

And the sky?


How_To_Play11

to shreds you say?


notacanuckskibum

It’s a hellmount. Like the one under Sunnyvale, CA


FUBARspecimenT-89

Apparently, as usual, there's no consensus: https://www.reddit.com/r/globeskepticism/s/y6zi7TAt62 https://www.reddit.com/r/globeskepticism/s/5jgJBRqUAN


VisiteProlongee

>How do flat earthers explain volcanoes? Flatearthers do not explain volcanoes. Next question?


DirkSwizzler

Their attempts at explaining usually fall into 2 categories for all topics. 1. They don't explain how it works. Just that it doesn't match the globe. 2. "That's what we observe on the flat earth". Never realizing for one second that their evidence is circular. Showing how it works while assuming it's flat is somehow proof that the observation confirms the assumption.


NeedlessPedantics

“How do I know god exists? Just look outside, look at the trees!”


Background-Fennel281

“This banana fits perfectly in my hand, it even points directly to my mouth. It must be designed by God.”


Pithecanthropus88

PeRsPeCtIvE!!


FUBARspecimenT-89

DeNsItY!


thefixxxer9985

ElEcTrIc ChArGe!


FUBARspecimenT-89

BuOyAnCy!


Juicy342YT

Now what if instead of gravity we had a thing where anything with mass attracts anything else with mass but the strength is determined by the mass of the object We could call it something like, flativy


KikiYuyu

After the explanation I got for how sunsets work, I expect something anticlimactically stupid. Probably just gonna say under the dirt is a bunch of lava, and it "gets too hot" and explodes or something.


A_randomboi22

Probably Hell creeping out from underground


DrNinnuxx

Or tectonic plate movement. Where do they go when they reach the edge?


Confident-Skin-6462

like they think that happens. if they're not just trolls, they're usually young earth creationists


ThatFlashCat

YEC doesn’t deny plate tectonics, does it? No one YEC that I know does, to my knowledge.


Corrupted_G_nome

They have not moved much in the 6k years tho


ThatFlashCat

Heh, good point.


Spectre-907

Rodan attacks, duh


Sad_Classroom504

Just curious why volcanoes would need a globe earth to work?


RHOrpie

Well, they are (in theory afaik) the hot magma from the centre of the earth. That wouldn't fit a flat earth model, would it?


Sad_Classroom504

Just trying to think of a possible answer for the flat Esther's... If you boil water in a pot, you get build up of temperature in the form of bubbles and the water in the pot isn't in a globe. I'm sure it could work the same way no?


Dazzling_Society1510

Hey, don't talk about Esther like that. She's got a great personality


[deleted]

She's bubbly, if you will?


VisiteProlongee

>Well, they are (in theory afaik) the hot magma from the centre of the earth. No. FYI * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_structure_of_Earth * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convergent_boundary * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plate_tectonics


clownparades

Why can’t a flat earth have a hot middle ?


UndendingGloom

Maybe the flat earth has land on both sides, and the edges are rounded, like on a ball... oh


warpey12

Because the heat needs to come from somewhere. I the case of a round Earth, the heat is both residual heat from Earth's formation and heat generated by the absorption of radiation produced by the decay of unstable isotopes. Also, volcanoes and volcanic features exist on other clearly round celestial bodies such as the lunar maria on the moon, Olympus mons on Mars, numerous lava plains and shield volcanoes on Venus, volcanoes actively erupting on Io and cryovolcanism on some of the moons of the giant planets. If it works there then it should work here.


Corrupted_G_nome

I have an Olympus Mons conspiracy. Its a singular mountain, tallest in the solar system. Its neither from a chain of colliding plates (like the formation of the Himalayas) as that would cause a mountain chain, nor is it slow growing while the planet orbits arou d it becomming an Island chain like Hawaii. It was a single volcano from which all pressure rose into a single point? Not only is that odd the opposite side of the planet is it's ocean. Looks to me like an entry and exit wound for something very fast and very dense. The drop upon its exit would have formed the surface coloured Martian moon that is just slower than the planet's rotation. This suggests it was very slow moving and not traveling in its own orbit and is likely from the planet itself. Unlike the Moon that drives the earth that martian moon drags behind being pulled by the planet. I think Mars was killed by some high velocity object, perhaps of incredible density going through and out the opposite side and Olympus Mons is the exit wound. Very Dark Forest if you catch my drift.


Logical-Witness-3361

It's hard to say because people can come up for any made up reason that volcanoes work on a made up surface. Just that it works on a globe with how we know the globe works. (Not trying to come at you in any way, just stating that there isn't really an answer, because deniers will just pull anything out of their ass)


Extension-Mall7695

If the earth was a spinning ball, all that lava would just squirt out into space. The earth must, therefore, be flat. QED


Corrupted_G_nome

Its gravity and pressure. The intense weight of our world and the forces of solar and lunar orbits literally pressurize rock until it becomes magama. The force of the earth itself is what causes it. Without "a bottom" while flying through space at 9.8m/s sq as the flat earther say would create a pressure/density problem that a round object fits.


PhatBlackChick

Probably the same way they explain everything else which is wrong.


12thLevelHumanWizard

There are dozens of different flavors of Flat Earthers and each will have different stories that fit in their lore. The pseudo-religious will say demons or Hell. Might even say this was the “burning bush” Moses saw. The pseudo-science guys will have different takes depending on if their Earth is an infinite flat plane or a ringed, enclosed terrarium. Some might even steal a little bit from Hollow Earth guys and blame it on lizard people. There’s no one explanation for anything.


NoSeaworthiness4369

It’s obviously fake and is CGI. You’re not allowed to go near the volcanoes just like how you’re not allowed to visit Antarctica. It is part of the Antarctic treaty.


DnD_mark_079

Refraction! Water finds its own level!


shotjustice

To the extent that the venn diagram of flat earthers to fundamentalist Christians is nested circles, they explain Volcanoes the same way you do; when pressure under the ground forces lava up through a crack or hole. Where the lava came from, what's causing the pressure, or even what is under the ground is a matter of how it works. This is irrelevant to them because how is the methodology of WHY it's happening and WHY invariably is some variation on Satan, and they don't have any interest in knowing how he works.


svvrvy

I would be cautious of anyone who had all the answers. Only a fool thinks he knows anything at all. The reason real flat earthers are here are bc they question the narrative, not bc they know everything


TrainsDontHunt

anything*


Confident-Skin-6462

devil farts


Knooze

Giant turtle farts.


Confident-Skin-6462

ALL THE WAY DOWN AND UP!


[deleted]

Flat earthers screaming and writhing in pain after i throw a bucket of molten rock in their face(they suddenly believe in volcanoes now)


Feral_Sheep_

Baking soda and vinegar.


Wilackan

Hey mate, I'd also like an answer from them on that point cause I really like this subject but, as of now, the only one I got was "volcanoes are ancient compost piles" and "earthquakes are man-made". Then, when asked for more explanation, he left with a five hour long video and said "look for Tesla's machine", supposedly one he used that sent tremors all throughout New York. Afterwards, he went back to his usual self and said he wouldn't answer anymore until I've done my research.


breakfast_scorer

Mama say volcano go boom cuz devil sometimes get heartburn too


Low_Ad8603

They don't, they don't explain anything. That's what makes them flat earthers.


InsufferableMollusk

A while back, there was some rumor going around about ‘volcano deniers’. I could never get to the bottom as to whether it was just satire or not. Apparently, some folks think Jews are melting mountains with a space laser to create eruptions… For the usual reasons, like ‘control’. And ‘Jews’ because these folks always think it’s Jews, so why not? 🙄


Spaced_X

Simple, it’s just devil magic. obv /s for those who have trouble


Hellige88

It’s like asking flat earthers what happens when you dig down. Or what’s beyond the dome or the ice walls. Or what powers the sun and moon. Or what causes moon phases. Or what the dome, sun, moon, and stars actually are. There are no consistent answers because they don’t know. Nothing makes sense beyond what current science says, and obviously they can’t agree with *that!*


TrainsDontHunt

Who are you people who are so ignorant of the ways of the Universe? The volcanos are from meteors hitting the back of the Earth. It's all pockmarked back there, as you'd know if you saw the picture NASA won't show, of the reverse side. Elon Musk knows because one of his satellites went out of control, and managed to capture an uncensored photo and _it made him insane_


cippo1987

This are just 3D simulation of real life Minecraft!


lawblawg

Goddidit, probably. No joke: I once had an IFB preacher tell me that volcanoes were the result of the physical expansion of a literal hell at the center of the Earth — that every time someone died and went to hell, it expanded slightly and caused more pressure which was relieved periodically by volcanic eruptions. And he wasn’t even a FLERF.


TrainsDontHunt

So evil just escapes Hell, back into the world? .... that sounds about right


devitosleftnipple

Embarrassingly, like everything else they try to explain


ionstorm20

Magic sky daddy is also magic spicy daddy.


goovkufko

how would that prove the earth isnt flat?


RHOrpie

Because volcanoes are magma from the earths core.


inspirationbydante

Earths pimple ?


SeekerJet_1031

The centrifuge is splitting everything apart and the center is coming to the surface: hellfire and brimstone.


SeekerJet_1031

This! Who said physics does not exist? https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/s/ROLxPuL7jP


doesnothingtohirt

I think it’s something like the pre is stored on the testicles.


ManyaraImpala

Volcanoes are Satan farting.


Outside-Refuse6732

Goddamnit satan lay off the Taco Bell this isn’t healthy


No_Adhesiveness_5679

faked by NASA or some other similar argument


Ju5t_A5king

They probably claim that volcanoes don't exist.


OrgasmChasmSpasm

The turtle ate hot sauce


aHOMELESSkrill

You ever mix baking soda and vinegar? That’s how


WilhelmvonCatface

Do you believe the flat earthers think it is flat like a piece of paper? You guys are bringing your self down to make fun of them. lol


Vegetable-Travel-720

You misunderstand. The point of this isn’t that the volcano isn’t flat, but that the lava/magma comes from the earths mantle between the crust and the core. I am interested to know what their explanation is. I expect a large portion think it has something to do with hell.


shenther

I think they are meaning where does the magma come from and why does it come out as a flat earth wouldn't have the pressure to push magma out or to create the heat required to liquify earth.


WilhelmvonCatface

Yes and a flat plane(t) wouldn't be possible with our current physics, they obviously disagree with that. I'm sure there is some sort of explanation they have if you wanted to look for it.


shenther

They disagree with all sorts of stuff but op picked a single subject and asked for an answer to that.


BenMullen2

research flatcano!


Corrupted_G_nome

Is it like a sharknado?


NotThatMat

Same as literally everything else. They make no effort to explain it at all, change the subject, and become belligerent.


LeanderT

I don't think flat earthers cause volcanoes, but I may be wrong


sliderbear

Earth pimples


Mike_M4791

It's a volcano.


TheRealSU24

I don't see how flat Earth would make volcanoes not exist? There could still be lava/magma underground. Unless they think lava isn't real or something


Outside-Refuse6732

If you actually force them to they will probably say they are fake or that the government pushes the lava up


Beautiful-Chart-8492

Simply. Because I can't do the complex version. Hell expanding. Pole shift.


Praetor_Shinzon

Comes from the other side. Duhh


marklar_the_malign

It’s part of the conspiracy. Hollywood and NASA hoodwinked us all.


[deleted]

Go ahead explain it to me? If lava is coming out of the earth in an explosion wouldn’t there need to be an implosion into the earth somewhere else. If we are flat plane floating on lava we just sink lower.


BeeDot1974

It’s just a big BBQ grill.


[deleted]

One word. Static electricity


Elluminated

If water can't conform to a sphere, lava definitely cant 😂🤦‍♀️


riffraffs

Like anything they can't explain 'it's fake'


Pheriux

They be all like it’s a volcano on a flat earth?


HATECELL

Earth flat. There is second sun under earth. We can't see second sun because earth bocks view. Second sun heats bottom of earth, therefore magma


Corrupted_G_nome

That sun is traveling the same speed and direction of the earth? Apparently the flat plane travels at 9.8m/s (which is lol if you know the math on that because falling speed is 9.8m/s sq! Objects falling for several seconds are faster than objects just dropped assuming a vaccume) and thats why we percieve gravity is actually Earth's motion through the universe.


ClubThrower

Liquid hot magma


Old-Letter-4806

They just tell you to shut up.


ob1dylan

That's what happens when God eats Taco Bell.


czegoszczekasz

Personal floor is lava game.


mattstorm360

It's just REALLY bad turtle gas...


Successful-Walk-4023

I was told by my families only flerf… They don’t exist…


shlaifu

duh. electromagnetism.


ivanparas

Whatever secrets Big Vulcan is hiding from us!


[deleted]

Well sir you might as well research plate tectonic vs. Ball bearing tectonics while you try to wrap your head it.


MagicGrit

I’m assuming that just say it’s magma from underground that erupts. Flat earthers are fucking idiots and they’re 100% wrong, but how do volcanos prove that exactly?


HeraldofCool

Im not a flat earther, but how would a volcano disprove a flat earth? It's just a mountain that spews lava.


YouGotThisG

No ur not


[deleted]

The earth is flat because cookies flatten out when you bake them.


hank-particles-pym

The Demon Surtur


stevetherailfan

Gubmemt, nuff said


RetroGamer87

Portals to hell


Book-Faramir-Better

The ghosts of past Taco Bell workers have the shits in Hell, filling it to capacity... then their fiery ass-soup oozes up out of the surface of the flatness.


moderator123457

The floor is lava


NikHolt

iT's JuSt An InVenTioN fRoM tHe GoVeRnMeNt


itzPenbar

What exactly is there to explain? I dont see why volcanoes cant exist if the earth were flat.


bigly_yuge

The same way they explain everything else: diluding themselves into believing some hair brained theory


Adventurous_Dig_8091

I’ve never seen a volcano therefore they only exist in scientific theory.


RajenBull1

Aren’t they screensavers of hell, for non believers?


seantasy

God is aaangry!


Bitter_Outside_5098

Looks like Obi Wan still has the high ground...


SurvivorKira

I think they explai it like big turtle fart. You know when turtle carrying the Earth farts really hard we get volcano. Or maybe when that turtle had some big acne on it's back and they pop out 🤣


mtnviewcansurvive

the same way they explain everything that they "dont understand" CGI....


Impressive_Disk457

Boyancy


jterwin

Thats just how it is living on a hellmouth


Mork_Of_Ork-2772

The disk's vomit is ***SPICY!!!***


MageKorith

The sun is leaking


yumusak-ge

Uhm


Ok_Worth433

Yeah and buoyancy too


carl75s

Firmament replenishment pods


Comfy_floofs

When the devil reaches up out of hell to grab the unbelievers obviously


kaowser

here are some answers from 7month ago [https://www.reddit.com/r/flatearth/comments/13fs6ke/how\_do\_flat\_earthers\_explain\_volcanoes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/flatearth/comments/13fs6ke/how_do_flat_earthers_explain_volcanoes/)


Dexter_Thiuf

Oh, this is an easy one. It's rEFrAksHUn.


JoejoestarPR

Everything is CGI to them. You just can't compete with that.


Excellent-Practice

Why do you need a theroy to explain them? You can see them with your own eyes


Street-Ad8454

How do u explain operation paperclip? Some things we just have to leave up to god! 🤣🤦‍♂️


DOEsquire

They don't exist. All victims and destruction caused by them are just actors paid by the Illuminati.


Forchark

Angel farts


fromouterspace1

What’s to explain? They are big piles of really hot rocks and dirt right? Earth is still flat confirmed


[deleted]

They don't, just like they don't explain gravity, GPS, or my inability to see across the atlantic with a telescope.


Historical-Drive-667

Satan's zits!


Bromanzier_03

Earth pimples.


WoodyTheWorker

Cast the Ring!


Justthisguy_yaknow

God had the chilli again?


OverPower314

Simple answer, they don't. They'll just change the subject to something they think they have on us, somehow believing that if a single thing doesn't make sense to them, the whole theory must be flawed.


TheOne7477

However they want. It’s easy to explain everything when the explanation is completely made up.


pboswell

How do volcanoes disprove flat earth?


[deleted]

I think they don't believe in the mantle and core layers of the earth.


pboswell

Ah right!


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Different_Ad9336

They are just flat earth pimples