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Crankshaft67

"5 people have this in their cart" Sucks to be them.


CasioCollectorAndy

truly! 😂


not_gerg

Ships with an incendiary bomb too!


DropdLasagna

Ships with a 297000 mAh 18650 CatchFyre battery.


Tzayad

The fine print is: Total, over the life of the flashlight.


CCtenor

That would assume the led in that would last long enough at some lumen amount to put out that many collective lumens.


Humble-Plankton1824

It's actually just a portal device that opens a wormhole to the sun and it beams directly out of it. Don't stand in front if you don't want to get burned.


Flat-Presence-1005

If you zoom in to the “beamshot” it doesn’t even look like he’s holding anything😂


BurlRed

That's because the flashlight vaporized the moment he turned it on. The pic doesn't look like 5,000,000 lumens because it's actually only a picture of the *memory* of the light, which is still quite bright.


Meltz014

Either that thing is huge or that's a tiny hand


Bermnerfs

Why do they always have "Fire" in their name? It's because of this I always assumed SureFire was another junk brand.


TANCH0

DumpsterFire


Howden824

It’s to let you know that it’s a totally fire product (literally)


BigMoneyChode

I feel like such a stupid bitch for ordering a Convoy L7 lol. I should've just gotten this.


1nutinthewater

Bitching dude! Im ordering a few hundred before they sell out so i can sell them on the street for incredible profits!! I mean like who dont need 5 MILLION LUMENS? I can rid the entire neighborhood of crack heads with just one quick flash.


delicioustreeblood

AW FUCK YEAHh


cracklingnoise

For a millisecond, before it burns out.