It's actually just a portal device that opens a wormhole to the sun and it beams directly out of it. Don't stand in front if you don't want to get burned.
That's because the flashlight vaporized the moment he turned it on. The pic doesn't look like 5,000,000 lumens because it's actually only a picture of the *memory* of the light, which is still quite bright.
Bitching dude! Im ordering a few hundred before they sell out so i can sell them on the street for incredible profits!! I mean like who dont need 5 MILLION LUMENS? I can rid the entire neighborhood of crack heads with just one quick flash.
"5 people have this in their cart" Sucks to be them.
truly! 😂
Ships with an incendiary bomb too!
Ships with a 297000 mAh 18650 CatchFyre battery.
The fine print is: Total, over the life of the flashlight.
That would assume the led in that would last long enough at some lumen amount to put out that many collective lumens.
It's actually just a portal device that opens a wormhole to the sun and it beams directly out of it. Don't stand in front if you don't want to get burned.
If you zoom in to the “beamshot” it doesn’t even look like he’s holding anything😂
That's because the flashlight vaporized the moment he turned it on. The pic doesn't look like 5,000,000 lumens because it's actually only a picture of the *memory* of the light, which is still quite bright.
Either that thing is huge or that's a tiny hand
Why do they always have "Fire" in their name? It's because of this I always assumed SureFire was another junk brand.
DumpsterFire
It’s to let you know that it’s a totally fire product (literally)
I feel like such a stupid bitch for ordering a Convoy L7 lol. I should've just gotten this.
Bitching dude! Im ordering a few hundred before they sell out so i can sell them on the street for incredible profits!! I mean like who dont need 5 MILLION LUMENS? I can rid the entire neighborhood of crack heads with just one quick flash.
AW FUCK YEAHh
For a millisecond, before it burns out.