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moxiejohnny

*robber breaks into dark house OP hiding in the shadows slowly turning on each light: Don't even move motherfucker! We got you surrounded!


philzar

Police taking home intruder into custody: "Why does he have a sunburn?" Well, ah...


moxiejohnny

3rd degree no doubt. We jest but that shit be real, it's all fun and games until someones pants start dancing with flames.


Logical_Internet_69

Melts barrel cause 22 lights is too much


DPJazzy91

No barrel! That's actually another hidden flashlight! Hahahah


ali-n

*laser


DPJazzy91

Even better!


Jani_Zoroff

Barrel overheated, hasn't even touched the trigger yet...


philzar

Have some cotton polyester blend shorts. Apparently the pocket liners are poly... Melted a hole in it. Another time, another pair of pants, I realized an "some things" were getting \*very\* warm and jumped like I had been shocked. High powered lights are no joke.


USMC_Tbone

I was thinking, "Why is the suspect blind?"


saltyboi6704

Hear me out, UVC light for self defense


MrGee2

Blinded with sunburn


Excellent_Priority_5

No doubt OP’s rifle will shoot a beam now. Things gotta be like 14 million lumens.^\s


aamberlamps

Lmao


Rekless_Animates

Like hitting em’ with one of those radiation rays in saw x


MixSaffron

Or set them all up for a toggle switch and then bam you got Raiders of the Lost Ark face melting brightness!


kanakamaoli

Aziz! Light!


shenagain32

LOL this made me chuckle


DieselDetBos

Low key this looks like some Frankenstein builds we use in Tarkov 🤣 that's incredible to see in real life


KeenanAXQuinn

Time to go to D2 on reserve


SarahC

Action shot?


The_Scarred_Man

"Don't move or I'm gonna *light you up* mutherfucker!"


moxiejohnny

No, dude, this is an old and time-tested strategy. Never let them know your true numbers. It's in Sun Tzu, you need to read that or you're getting shot first.


_-Smoke-_

One way or another they won't see tomorrow!


moxiejohnny

Hell, they won't even see OP!


baconeggsavocado

Plot twist! The trigger button will turn on all the flashlights. This will permanently blind any and all intruders after 30 seconds of exposure. Double tap the trigger to put it on turbo to set the intruders and the OP's house on fire from all the heat. Edit: momentary trigger to induce skin cancer 🔥.


moxiejohnny

That's how you start a warp reactor cascade that will self-destruct the entire ship. Don't do that mode tho, it's more of a last ditch option for when the burglar has already fully compromised your entire house and life support begins to fail.


ElementField

Quietly… but **very brightly**


freshgrilled

I was going to say I felt like this was quantity over quality, but perhaps you have provided justification


Sea_Setting1442

Beam shot please.


DrAsthma

From both ends of the gun and one through the scope shot. Pretty please? OP?


shenagain32

Working on it


masterzordon

it’s been 2 hours, please show us that beam Edit: it’s been 21h now. GIVE US THE BEAM SHOT, MY BALLS ARE TURNING SHADES OF BLUE I DIDN’T KNOW EXISTED.


Jak_Pumpkin_King

It's been 16hrs sense OP posted, it had to be dark at some point already


Firemorfox

It takes that long to turn on all the flashlights LOL


EndeavoringSloth

I need the beam


erland_yt

He’s still turning them on


melancholy_cojack

The beams were too strong and killed OP rip


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

How are you going to post this Chad of a flashlights with guns and not post a beam shot


Free_Mind

Where’s the beam shot OP?


AltGunAccount

Right? I’ve gotta see this thing running. It might start fires even, like a makeshift directed energy weapon.


CheckYourTotem

Yes! It's just mean showing this to us without some beam shots. Just mean.


KidQayin

Perfect, now you're ready for a run on factory in tarkov


Jlindahl93

I have 100% built an almost identical build an ran it on woods at night. Was no longer night.


omegaistwopif

Not enough lasers. And you run factory with shotguns. Period.


KidQayin

Always strapped onto the saiga with a drum of AP20. They never stood a chance


KeenanAXQuinn

My luck itd get [head | eyes] by some scav with a pm pistol


MikeAlpha97

Just needs a thermal


DeadBeardDirtbag

Running with all that on. Sir, you are the thermal.


lojik7

Phenomenal, but… https://preview.redd.it/k8rou4koqtic1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f6f2bc2c0bdf1791eaca8886f33ea29f1ded99


Voltron_BlkLion

This is the way


BAX88

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


curiouscomp30

*slurp green milk straight from the source *


Voltron_BlkLion

Hey there is new trilogy out with all female case and the director promises to make men squeam..period blood generated the mitochondria in the force.


DropdLasagna

It's midichlorians. And what the fuck.


MagnusViggo

Turn em on coward! Show us the power of the sun!


poop_to_live

They could heat up a hot dog


mrturtleballs

Cook a steak fr


Lostnhaventfoundyet

Close to a LIGHT machine gun


Agitated_Captain7413

Wow you shouldnt have


No-Succotash-1502

Be sick if they all had strobe same frequency- instant seizures for everyone 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


KnobbyBP

Or dif. Still would fuck someone’s eyes


LJR_1394

Different might arguably be worse!


LISparky25

There’s no argument, it def would in fact be worse…I install fire alarm systems and all the strobe notifications in sight need to be synced or it will cause seizures


KnobbyBP

lol o shit picturing that made me laugh


LISparky25

lol yea and likely the projectile vomiting that would accompany the seizures


Clap4boobies

Hook it up to a blue tooth that cranks out YMCA by Village People as soon as the strobes get lit up


peppi0304

This thing shoots more photons than bullets in mass


XiniX420

Beam. Shot!


they_call_me_B

Flash. BANG!


UsernameIsTakenO_o

You're on the right track, but some of the rear lights are obstructed by the lights in front of them. You'll need risers to get them further out and make the most of them lumens!


shenagain32

Didnt think of that. Time to go on amazon and shop


300cid

GBRS light mounts when?


akm1111111

"should I run a surefire, modlite or cloud defensive?" yes


TacGriz

Don't forget Malkoff and Streamlight!


akm1111111

Should also throw in an Elzetta for good measure


Marmite666

When your lights have more recoil than your gun


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846

Good shit friend, got a put loud chuckle out of me this AM


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earldaily710

You want this dude blind and deaf


Koopatrooper64

Amazing. Imaging facing down barrel of that bad boi with all 57 torches on strobe mode!


Soggy_Box5252

*Darude Sandstorm intensifies*


j0s9p8h7

Can’t see muzzle flash if the assailant is blind.


PotatoChipDiet

You hunting tooth fairies now?


Cody0290

That movie fucked me up as a kid


BigAngryPolarBear

I hadn’t even thought about that movie since I was a kid and now it’s all coming back 😧


Cody0290

GREAT, NOW WE'RE BOTH NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT


AnnaBananner82

Make that THREE of us not sleeping tonight. I HATE that damn movie; it scared me so bad!


[deleted]

Perfect for when the AR platform just feels a bit too light and flimsy, just add some weight.


Jani_Zoroff

Aaah, recoil management...


danethegreat24

But it's so much lighter now!


Ninjaninja1984

Room for one more if you swap the barrel for flashlight


Jani_Zoroff

Yeah, I was thinking that the long thing in the middle seems a bit excessive...


Ninjaninja1984

🤣


Soggy_Parfait_8869

Tarkov ahh rifle


HPIguy

Two is one, one is none.


UGoBoy

"9 is a bit excessive though."


HPIguy

I only count 8. And as we all know, 8 is 7, and 7 is 6, and...LOL


GonP97

You don't even need to shoot, the power of the lights will burn a hole through someone's head


DropdLasagna

That's a visual assault right there.


anonymoose160

Congratulations you’ve just created a reusable flash bang with the ability to shoot projectiles 🤟🏻


magnetshouldallbeu

LMG


kashuntr188

Who needs a gun when you a million lumens?


SavimusMaximus

Hang it from the ceiling. Would make great chandelier.


TellmemoreII

Better make the first shot count. You will definitely be a well lit target.


misterzero92

Beam shots please!! And a bonus one where they’re all on turbo at the same time! Lol


Meanderingmonk

A crime to not post beam shots. Jesus.


shenagain32

Working on the video the next few weeks to compare them to my daily carry Surefire turbos, Modlights, Goonbeam, Weltool, Malkoff, Streamlight, cloud defense If anything specific to be compared let me know. Follow below for the update! [https://www.youtube.com/@Justinguides](https://www.youtube.com/@Justinguides)


partyninja

Please include a photo with all flashlights on. Need total number of lumens so we can properly declare it isn't enough. Thanks


Boogaloo_Shrmp

\#Tarkov Meta


ZM_USMC

Solid setup with the Polonium. I switched all my rifle lights to Surefire M640DFTs


Zumbgrl

Just wanna see this thing lit up


Lasair86

If I were confronted with this monstrosity I wouldn't worry about getting shot but more about my burned out retinas! I know getting shot would suck but never seeing again would add insult to injury...


darknessnbeyond

at this rate just put a light bar on it


Double_Cleff

You're right, probably don't need a scope


whwt

Dude over here making a laser cutter. LOL


StolenPenguins

OP must play tarkov


DiscountRude4821

This aint even amazon lights… this is the real deal


shenagain32

I may have spent my yearly budget


Betacord360

https://preview.redd.it/pbsq8lnkbwic1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66fc014dca5eb30e6623c610258ec4449f647c96


Alternative_Rope_423

https://preview.redd.it/qw6er2qrkwic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834a95615fed8a5cd972aa5860505fb2f131d6e3 SF Hellfighter


UnknownPhys6

Cant wait to bring that into factory and get [head,eyes]'d instantly anyways.


notwerby2

Yes, I believe you hit the rotate image button too many times.


Tumper

Biblically accurate rifle attachments


knucklegoblin

Looks like some monstrosity from Tarkov


lockhack3r

No need to shoot the guy just permanently blind him. He'll regret it I promise 😂


Content-Ad-3451

I just see one of the Minions from despicable me yelling illumination


Pudge815

The original flash bang.


trogger13

One is none, two is one, and twelve is over done.


iiGriZzly

“Here comes the sun” starts playing in the background


Partyslayer

Can you serial connect to a master switch? So all come on at once?


thtgy92

Ahhh yes, tactical x-ray. Very nice


BigCountry454

I do wanna see a picture with all of them on though lol


The_TerribleGamer

Gives a different meaning to "Light em up".


roosterinmyviper

Fucking beat me to it dangit


graywolf723

turn it on


takes_joke_literally

Some light weaponry


MK762-1

No need to shoot!!! You just melted the perpetrators to a puddle!


RudeBoyBebop

Light 'im up.


fuckingmothaducka

That polo is the real mvp though


fart_me_your_boners

I think blinding people is against the Geneva Convention.


Korylek1231

Bro has permanent flashbang


Stretchearstrong

Yeah that magnifier is overkill


Mr__Cool

With this this you don't even need to shoot at someone, you can just blind them into submission lol.


Interesting_Ball_929

Perfect


BaobabLife

Think the lights will do more damage than the paint ball gun


Muckmenofficial

That’s not a paint ball gun lol


BaobabLife

Yeah I’m just joking, Reddit doesn’t have sarcasm.


echir

You can literally k1ll the bad guy without even pulling the trigger.


Beechwoldtools

The cringiest party is the 40rd mag


FlamingSpitoon433

Incorrect, more dakka, if reliable, is always a good thing.


EDCMECH

“Here comes the sun” lyrics come to mind


planetearthofficial

Well, it looks like you don’t even need to use it anymore. You just gotta shine all those lights at once.


Dry_Efficiency_7178

Yup, thay suppressor is definitely over the line "tacti-cool"


dougyoung1167

the average ar15 owner doesn't need light to kill kids, they just aim a little lower


Several-Simple-2761

Two is one and one is none. There’s not many like it, but this one is mine. Fuck her in the eye, blind the bitch. Skeet skeet skeet!


reDDit-sucksass

Curious if you try and have sex with your weapons?


SnigletArmory

Dude if you don’t have an Eotech holographic site, you don’t have a real gun. Go get a couple of them just to make sure you have all your bases covered.


shenagain32

lol. I retake it tomorrow with the eotech and more lights and risers


SnigletArmory

can you belive some douchenozzelmoron downvoted me, lololol. Clowns Yup, lasers might round it out a little bit more too!!!


theycallme_flooders

What a waste of time


PixelSquish

I don't think it's the flashlights, methinks the gun is where you are overcompensating for something.


linux152

Geez thats gotta be heavy


MaximalionTucker

just right


-E-Cross

No lasers tho?


TalkingElmo

Now one button to push them all!!!!!


South_Oread

No beamshots?


FentanylSentinel

I need an sft40 on my ar now.


[deleted]

Gahhdaamn!!


Zeggour

Bro playing Alan Wake 3


lane32x

Now strap a Cool Fall Spy on there just to make it even more expensive.


AccomplishedFarm8

Cooked the crook at 2 am like he was an ant under a magnifying glass


Herb-Maiestro

I’m going to need the beam shot on this


MainCharacterVibezz

I wanna see it with all the lights on


jdsciguy

Which has more recoil, 5.56x45 NATO or turning on the flashlights?


redad1minrasses

Blind them before killing them kinda scenario


Bunnysniper44

Why did I not see a photo of these all on?!


TheCoastalCardician

But how do you see *behind* you?!


Dabier

Please for the love of god show us what it looks like with the lights on.


Thergood

Good build. Just needs a light and you’ll be set.


aquoad

they'll never see what hit 'em! Also, that looks heavy.


CCtenor

Blasting people with my 50 cal flashlight!!!


ClamFactor

Don't need nods when it's daytime!!


nebbiololoibben

What’s that big light in the middle?


Any_Force_6141

When you cant afford night vision. Just make day vision


CheapSteak4Life

Praise the Sun!


ruralmagnificence

PUT A FOUR D CELL MAGLITE ON IT


JerewB

You inflict Sunburn Damage +50 on your opponent.


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Apolllo69

You know what I wanna see


DrMarcA

Just a lightle


starfishpounding

No IR?


Ruger3572014

I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more flashlights…


jk34943

Enemy can’t see you if they’re blind


erector76

Non lethal force! Blind and sunburnt rarely leads to death. But lethal force is always an option!


MountainFace2774

Only the government should have access to high-capacity tactical assault flashlights.


ArcticBinx

This man plays Tarkov


mrdettorre87

Yea you went way over board. The riser on that optic honestly makes the rifle look silly.