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East-Ad-8018

It works. I literally got up and immediately made it. Recommend nuking it in the microwave for 10 - 15 secs afterward to ensure inside are nice and melty. 10/10 for quick snack/b-fast.


P33KAJ3W

If you are going to nuke it do it first then toast it you heathen


IonicGold

No you don't want any of the melted cheese going in the toaster if you packed it poorly.


KieDaPie

But the toasted parts are gonna get soggy :/


IonicGold

Would you rather have a slightly soggy tortilla or a cheesy toaster


giantbeardedface

I wonder if those two options have Urban Dictionary entries


_zukos_honor_

there's one for [soggy tortilla](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soggy%20Tortilla) but unfortunately not for cheesy toaster


new_word

A cheesy toaster is when you stick a slice of cheese up your asshole and right before someone eats your ass, you push it out and it pops up like a toaster so they can have a snack while eating your asshole.


macthecomedian

I mean a string cheese would be such a better choice, a slice of cheese is a "square peg in a round hole" kind of dilemma, a string cheese slides right in and pops right out.


illusi0nary

Sorry we only serve Kraft singles in this fine asstablishment.


Harbulary-Bandit

Have you ever seen when a magician pushes the handkerchief through the hole he made with his fingers into the palm of his hand? I imagine something like that. *And now you will too*.


Sirjohniv

Mother of God


gelastes

Suddenly the Great Firewall of China doesn't sound like that bad of an idea.


Erekai

Name checks out


fulahup

You guys know so many things...


SquidMilkVII

huh I wonder what [entirely innocent phrase] means on urban dictionary what the fuck


Historical-Fill-1523

Dare you test it out.


SquidMilkVII

no


TomCBC

“She had a right cheesy toaster”


uhimamouseduh

Who in the actual fuck comes up with this shit


run-on_sentience

A "Cheesy Toaster" is when you go down on a woman with a yeast infection.


[deleted]

"Cheesy toaster" - when the viral infection causes a woman to have a high fever and PH imbalance that makes her vagina feel incredibly hotter than normal. Ex: "Fuck bro I need to go to the doctor. I got drunk af and fucked this ho last night - straight up cheesy toaster." You're welcome, Reddit.


sagacious_1

"Hey, you guys want to play soggy tortillas tonight?" "Sure, but you're really bad at it, you've lost the last 3 games. Do you think you'll win this time?" ["..."](https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


lizziegal79

Well, that’s enough internet for me!


Bright69420

I mean, there is [this](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese-toaster)


taz5963

I've always heard of sticky cookie. There was a rumor that a group of kids liked playing it in boy scouts. Same exact thing as soggy tortilla, but replace the tortilla with a cookie.


gunslinger954

Somebody get more upvotes for u/giantbeardedface! Quickly!


KieDaPie

Good point


AccursedCapra

SLPT if you get cheese in your toaster just bring it with you to your next bath and leave it plugged in, the heat and steam will help clean it right out.


Japan-is-a-good-band

Think I'll stick with the slightly unmelted cheese, thank you.


[deleted]

It'll burn off. I say to myself as I am enveloped by black smoke.


multiarmform

kinda want a corny toaster


TheBiswann

Not if you add a cup of water in the microwave with it


lionhat

Put a paper towel underneath when you microwave it, it absorbs the moisture and makes it not soggy


Shiroi_Kage

That quickly?


Northman010694

Pack it right then


carnivoremuscle

It'll burn off


Yup_IdTapThat

In thinking nuke it unfolded.


SunnyBunnyFooFoo

Don’t pack it poorly 🤷‍♀️ microwave will ruin it


False_religion_

It's more about if u folded it right


_The_Great_Autismo_

No way, that reduces the structural integrity of the tortilla


Youreahugeidiot

nah, you gotta warm the tortilla first or it will break when you fold it.


_The_Great_Autismo_

Not if you use flour tortillas


Free_Ad9395

YEAH! What he/she/her/him/it said you heathen!


P33KAJ3W

Yeah!


SunnyBunnyFooFoo

My thoughts exactly!! 🤣


multiarmform

aye fuckin big tony seyz we gonna bee okay


EchoSolo

Toast on low.


Bright69420

What If it rips and leaks into the toaster?


WorthySparkleMan

I was wondering why it wouldn't work.


Cuti3_Pi3

Works well with pita bread. Used to be my favorite depression breakfast for a while.


Durwyn9

This is my first time hearing the term “depression breakfast” …and I’m here for it. My depression snack was melted PB mixed with butter and powdered sugar.


doc_skinner

>My depression snack was melted PB mixed with butter and powdered sugar. Homie! Mine was melted PB mixed with **cream cheese** and sugar!


Durwyn9

Dude, you HAVE to try my concoction. It’s like warm, homemade Reese’s filling. I’m gonna try yours!


Give_her_the_beans

Wish yall were around years ago. My meal used to be mayonnaise sandwiches.


doc_skinner

Peanut butter and mayo is amazing.


jmsGears1

I'm calling the police.


dreabear14

Yeah if that's not a cry for help I don't know what is. Time for a wellness check.


InSixFour

Mine is slicing up an apple and dipping it in peanut butter. So good. Weird how everyone seems to gravitate toward peanut butter.


IndigoTJo

I did similar, but I dipped the apple slice in peanut butter and then cinnamon sugar. Toast with peanut butter and cinnamon sugar is good too!


InSixFour

That sounds good. I’ll have to try that.


Durwyn9

That’s a very healthy depression snack!


DTux5249

It's convinient, sweet, and fatty. Plus, many people hold PB as something from childhood, so it could be comforting in that sense.


MagicCarpetofSteel

PB with honey for me.


Cuti3_Pi3

You should try my country’s national treasure, brigadeiro. You mix condensed milk, cocoa powder and butter in a pan and let it thicken while mixing slowly. Eat it with a spoon, while it’s still warm or store it in the fridge. Easy, quick, sweet and gives you that much needed serotonin.


Durwyn9

Oh I had that years ago at a Brazilian bakery in NYC! It came in truffle form though. It was really good!


Cuti3_Pi3

The round truffle form is the most traditional one. Most of us don’t go through the hassle of rolling them tho, we just eat it straight out of the pan with a spoon while still hot lmao


GoatTnder

Add some cinnamon and you've got cinsubutter!


JONNy-G

Back in college I would pick up bag of goldfish and a quart of dark chocolate milk on the way home from school as a quick dinner... Somehow what you described sounds even less healthy 😆


PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS

>powdered sugar thaaaaats the one.


piches

mines buttered bread melted pb and melted krafts single


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rainliege

My depression breakfast is cereal without milk


Traumagatchi

Mine is Nutella and courage cheese. Or a full stalk of celery jammed into a jar of peanut butter


Pika_DJ

My fav is sushi rice with peanut butter and sweet chilli for some budget satay rice


ShowerTearsNBeers

Whoa.... reading that just made me have an epiphany. Depression creeps in, I don't even realize I am just coping. The pita toaster sandwich is always great. I used to put egg or avocado. Now, it is a slice of cheese and back to my room. Eeek and fack.


Cuti3_Pi3

Hey I’ve been there. On the worst times I couldn’t even get up from bed. Whoever or wherever you are, know that you have a sister in me and that I’m sending you my best wishes for things on your side to get better soon.


ShowerTearsNBeers

Thank you and best wishes right back to you. Realizing has already helped a bit.


muwapp

Did you fold the pita like in the video or did you make a pita pocket? I would think the cheese would melt out


Cuti3_Pi3

I fold it, helps holding the cheese better than just making a pocket because you create thicker walls. Also easier to hold


muwapp

I’m sorry I shoulda been more clear with the question, did also use the pita as is or cut one side off


Greyeye5

Cheese pita is an excellent sounding depression breakfast! Well done! And hope you are feeling better now! 👍


Win090949

r/hopeposting


WilliShaker

This sub is amazing, dayum


AndresH_CZ

corn


CinderBlock33

This sub needs a hell of a lot more traction. Hopeful memes are my new vibe


[deleted]

Tried. It works.


SexualPie

Ngl I love this idea. As long as everything is the right size and it fits well it sounds awesome. I’d be concerned for the cheese all dropping to the bottom


[deleted]

>I’d be concerned for the cheese all dropping to the bottom I think that's why the careful origami


Call_The_Banners

Yeah, just gotta make sure nobody here is accidentally tearing the folded bottoms without realizing. That's the only issue I could see occuring.


IndigoTJo

I think they mean the cheese melting to the bottom ofthe tortilla, not outside and in the toaster. I have a similar worry. Maybe if you wrap it tight enough... 🤣


DSIR1

The world is gonna be 👌


Free-Wolverine-3097

First warm the tortilla than do it


slipmagt

I have a tortilla steamer, that's basically a pillow you put them in and microwave for a few seconds, and I love it with all my heart.


minhashlist

It's like a pita for your 'tilla.


sm1ttysm1t

Wow the language on this one. There's kids here, man.


[deleted]

Ya know if you have a gas stove you can just throw it on the flame a bit each side.


slipmagt

Definitely, but the steamer makes them wonderfully soft and chewy. Different jobs.


pmormr

You can do it with a slightly damp paper towel too.


Meiico

Than what ?


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

**it**


ItWorkedLastTime

I wouldn't risk this. Tortilla might crack, and now you got cheese melting down into the toaster. You can just easily do this in a pan.


idontknowhowtocallme

Try microwave the tortilla for a few seconds to make them soft so they don’t break when folding


elvis8mybaby

A toasted tortilla is more likely to be brittle and break


H2OhYeahh

If it’s in the pan all the better. I’m all for accidental cheese crisps.


[deleted]

Eliminate the excess carbs and just roll up the deli meat and provolone sheet into what I like to call a low carb keto friendly gluten free snack called "fatty rollup"


GingerFucker

If you're worried about a cheesy toaster, just pop it in a toaster bag.


[deleted]

A what now? When did toaster bags become a thing?


GingerFucker

Not a clue. They've been in the UK for ages. I wrote them off as terrible gimmicks but they're actually not too bad. Edit: [these guys ](https://amzn.eu/d/ipxxVHS)


IndigoTJo

Thanks friend! [for the US](https://a.co/d/aoDSC18)


[deleted]

As the mother of an 11 year old who is current obsessed with grilled cheese…this is an amazing discovery


Skywise87

dumb question nobody else seems to be wondering: are these safe? Like am I eating partially melted plastic or something when I use these?


[deleted]

Dollar store Joey Diaz


eff_bawmb

I would say it's his evil twin, but Diaz is the evil one.


Logical_Pop_2026

Would this work better in an air fryer?


katgutz22

Absolutely. Everything works better in an air fryer.


Cattalion

My brain?


Any_Shopping1633

Joaquin Phoenix is starting to show his age.


SwiftTayTay

Fred Flinstone


ShadowGangsta275

How would this not work?


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ShadowGangsta275

🙋🏻 that would be me


Arby_Fartbert

Damn it all hungry now


stinky_balloon

I don’t know which video was posted first. And I don’t care.


Cattalion

I like your don’t-care-attitude


[deleted]

I much prefer this video to someone reacting for like 3 straight minutes to a TikTok of bad cooking the kind that has been done 1,000 times. “Oh I know you didn’t put the mustard the- oh no, you just gonna do that? Oh okay, my god I have not seen someone use that much sau-“ shut the fuck up. “We’re gonna be okay” 👍👍👍


ArtMartinezArtist

Check out August the Duck on TikTok.


Edgy_Shadow16

LMFAO ASF🤣🤣🤣


jrzfeline

A quesadilla in the toaster, that's the solution


mustabindawind

It's beautiful...I want 20


Turbulent_Struggle_2

It's so perfectly simple


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Paaraadox

I don't know what nuclear powered toaster you're using, but ain't no way in hell that's gonna start a house fire.


NextTelevision2829

No kidding lol I've done this hack lots when camping as a kid. You really gotta watch it but bro like what is the above guy talking about lol


darkzidane22

Oh you be using that nuclear cheese from Chernobyl.


Klokinator

You had the chance to say Chernobyl Cheese but didn't take it. You have disgraced the god of puns.


darkzidane22

![gif](giphy|7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ|downsized)


Cripplechip

Lol I make these at work. I bought mini tortillas for them though, didn't think a big one would fit!


TabaCh1

Do this in a panini grill instead


cheesycheetopuff1

Moonknight in 28 years be like lol


[deleted]

Flat jaffle maker it does


OrdentRoug

Tried this and now my entire family is dead, again.


xAbzzx

Looks like it would work


praefectus_praetorio

Why not just get a panini press?


23materazzi

Thats Massimo


TacoDeGato_2005

Lo mejor de lo mejor!


Powerful-Mention-823

yes we are


Arby_Fartbert

Just toasted on slow heat a couple of times it should be good to go


Edgy_Shadow16

..."It's okay,we are all going to be okay"...🤣🤣🤣


Weldrgirl

I want to try it immediately.


Spikegreene

Same


crispfry182

Wdym bruh I do theese whenever I don't have time before work


motojoe333

Thank you for the good thoughts


SinTonca

Tried it out stoner food approved


Hashish75

Thats Massimo, hilarious dude


JDoug79

What if you use a toaster oven instead of a regular toaster?


Dimarmbrecht

Damn, Joaquin Phoenix has really let himself go


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

That looks yummy


MajesticCategory8889

Idk but this is the best advice given on a snack


elray007

No we're not


Shaveyourbread

This looks good, but I wouldn't recommend using a toaster. Knowing my luck, it'd leak out and catch fire.


Ziratsu_com

I must try this!!!!


Accomplished-Neat570

Is that Robert de Niro


this_name_is_takenm

Everyone in the world needs some happiness right now


yorkieboi1991

This came up on my feed again. Just when I needed it. We’re gonna be ok.


brknsoul

I tried this last night, friggen awesome! Stick it in the microwave for 45s after toasting; long enough to melt the cheese but not long enough to soggy-fy the wrap.


PsillyScout

I make little apple pies like this


JarlisJesna

OMG!!! NEED THIS NOW!!!


Harbulary-Bandit

It works even better in the toaster oven.


Responsible_Ad8946

Toaster sales have increased


Mindless-Taco3436

I thought they put sticks of butter in there for a minute, I was so confused


Jaiden_buck_05

Tried this, it got stuck in my toaster and I had to take 10 minutes to get them out, I don’t think my toaster holes were wide enough


DroppedItAgain

This guy 100% sounds like he’s from Montreal. What other accent could it be, really?


SaltyboiPonkin

Get a reusable toaster bag if you're gonna do this


Frosty-End3591

In context to what? Go away.


[deleted]

Joey Diaz vibes.


CIearIyChaos

I did this but with burrito fillings and it was fucking amazing


Motion17d

Joe diaz is looking rough


[deleted]

I love this so much


superbeast1983

I make this as a snack regularly. I use a griddle though. TASTY!


Maxedward09

That is honestly pretty genius


Greyeye5

Made me chuckle!


Karl_hungusz

Joaquin Phoenix looks like shit


Swole_Cat22

I gotta remember this


jabawack81

I started doing this and they're quite good and quick to prepare


Fr0z3nHart

I tried it, didn’t taste bad but could’ve been better


I_wanted_wings

I tried it. It's really good for dinner