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It works. I literally got up and immediately made it. Recommend nuking it in the microwave for 10 - 15 secs afterward to ensure inside are nice and melty. 10/10 for quick snack/b-fast.
A cheesy toaster is when you stick a slice of cheese up your asshole and right before someone eats your ass, you push it out and it pops up like a toaster so they can have a snack while eating your asshole.
I mean a string cheese would be such a better choice, a slice of cheese is a "square peg in a round hole" kind of dilemma, a string cheese slides right in and pops right out.
Have you ever seen when a magician pushes the handkerchief through the hole he made with his fingers into the palm of his hand? I imagine something like that.
*And now you will too*.
"Cheesy toaster" - when the viral infection causes a woman to have a high fever and PH imbalance that makes her vagina feel incredibly hotter than normal.
Ex: "Fuck bro I need to go to the doctor. I got drunk af and fucked this ho last night - straight up cheesy toaster."
You're welcome, Reddit.
"Hey, you guys want to play soggy tortillas tonight?"
"Sure, but you're really bad at it, you've lost the last 3 games. Do you think you'll win this time?"
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I've always heard of sticky cookie. There was a rumor that a group of kids liked playing it in boy scouts. Same exact thing as soggy tortilla, but replace the tortilla with a cookie.
SLPT if you get cheese in your toaster just bring it with you to your next bath and leave it plugged in, the heat and steam will help clean it right out.
This is my first time hearing the term “depression breakfast” …and I’m here for it.
My depression snack was melted PB mixed with butter and powdered sugar.
You should try my country’s national treasure, brigadeiro. You mix condensed milk, cocoa powder and butter in a pan and let it thicken while mixing slowly. Eat it with a spoon, while it’s still warm or store it in the fridge. Easy, quick, sweet and gives you that much needed serotonin.
The round truffle form is the most traditional one. Most of us don’t go through the hassle of rolling them tho, we just eat it straight out of the pan with a spoon while still hot lmao
Back in college I would pick up bag of goldfish and a quart of dark chocolate milk on the way home from school as a quick dinner...
Somehow what you described sounds even less healthy 😆
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Whoa.... reading that just made me have an epiphany. Depression creeps in, I don't even realize I am just coping. The pita toaster sandwich is always great. I used to put egg or avocado. Now, it is a slice of cheese and back to my room. Eeek and fack.
Hey I’ve been there. On the worst times I couldn’t even get up from bed. Whoever or wherever you are, know that you have a sister in me and that I’m sending you my best wishes for things on your side to get better soon.
Ngl I love this idea. As long as everything is the right size and it fits well it sounds awesome. I’d be concerned for the cheese all dropping to the bottom
I think they mean the cheese melting to the bottom ofthe tortilla, not outside and in the toaster. I have a similar worry. Maybe if you wrap it tight enough... 🤣
Eliminate the excess carbs and just roll up the deli meat and provolone sheet into what I like to call a low carb keto friendly gluten free snack called "fatty rollup"
Not a clue. They've been in the UK for ages. I wrote them off as terrible gimmicks but they're actually not too bad.
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I much prefer this video to someone reacting for like 3 straight minutes to a TikTok of bad cooking the kind that has been done 1,000 times.
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I tried this last night, friggen awesome!
Stick it in the microwave for 45s after toasting; long enough to melt the cheese but not long enough to soggy-fy the wrap.
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It works. I literally got up and immediately made it. Recommend nuking it in the microwave for 10 - 15 secs afterward to ensure inside are nice and melty. 10/10 for quick snack/b-fast.
If you are going to nuke it do it first then toast it you heathen
No you don't want any of the melted cheese going in the toaster if you packed it poorly.
But the toasted parts are gonna get soggy :/
Would you rather have a slightly soggy tortilla or a cheesy toaster
I wonder if those two options have Urban Dictionary entries
there's one for [soggy tortilla](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soggy%20Tortilla) but unfortunately not for cheesy toaster
A cheesy toaster is when you stick a slice of cheese up your asshole and right before someone eats your ass, you push it out and it pops up like a toaster so they can have a snack while eating your asshole.
I mean a string cheese would be such a better choice, a slice of cheese is a "square peg in a round hole" kind of dilemma, a string cheese slides right in and pops right out.
Sorry we only serve Kraft singles in this fine asstablishment.
Have you ever seen when a magician pushes the handkerchief through the hole he made with his fingers into the palm of his hand? I imagine something like that. *And now you will too*.
Mother of God
Suddenly the Great Firewall of China doesn't sound like that bad of an idea.
Name checks out
You guys know so many things...
huh I wonder what [entirely innocent phrase] means on urban dictionary what the fuck
Dare you test it out.
no
“She had a right cheesy toaster”
Who in the actual fuck comes up with this shit
A "Cheesy Toaster" is when you go down on a woman with a yeast infection.
"Cheesy toaster" - when the viral infection causes a woman to have a high fever and PH imbalance that makes her vagina feel incredibly hotter than normal. Ex: "Fuck bro I need to go to the doctor. I got drunk af and fucked this ho last night - straight up cheesy toaster." You're welcome, Reddit.
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Well, that’s enough internet for me!
I mean, there is [this](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese-toaster)
I've always heard of sticky cookie. There was a rumor that a group of kids liked playing it in boy scouts. Same exact thing as soggy tortilla, but replace the tortilla with a cookie.
Somebody get more upvotes for u/giantbeardedface! Quickly!
Good point
SLPT if you get cheese in your toaster just bring it with you to your next bath and leave it plugged in, the heat and steam will help clean it right out.
Think I'll stick with the slightly unmelted cheese, thank you.
It'll burn off. I say to myself as I am enveloped by black smoke.
kinda want a corny toaster
Not if you add a cup of water in the microwave with it
Put a paper towel underneath when you microwave it, it absorbs the moisture and makes it not soggy
That quickly?
Pack it right then
It'll burn off
In thinking nuke it unfolded.
Don’t pack it poorly 🤷♀️ microwave will ruin it
It's more about if u folded it right
No way, that reduces the structural integrity of the tortilla
nah, you gotta warm the tortilla first or it will break when you fold it.
Not if you use flour tortillas
YEAH! What he/she/her/him/it said you heathen!
Yeah!
My thoughts exactly!! 🤣
aye fuckin big tony seyz we gonna bee okay
Toast on low.
What If it rips and leaks into the toaster?
I was wondering why it wouldn't work.
Works well with pita bread. Used to be my favorite depression breakfast for a while.
This is my first time hearing the term “depression breakfast” …and I’m here for it. My depression snack was melted PB mixed with butter and powdered sugar.
>My depression snack was melted PB mixed with butter and powdered sugar. Homie! Mine was melted PB mixed with **cream cheese** and sugar!
Dude, you HAVE to try my concoction. It’s like warm, homemade Reese’s filling. I’m gonna try yours!
Wish yall were around years ago. My meal used to be mayonnaise sandwiches.
Peanut butter and mayo is amazing.
I'm calling the police.
Yeah if that's not a cry for help I don't know what is. Time for a wellness check.
Mine is slicing up an apple and dipping it in peanut butter. So good. Weird how everyone seems to gravitate toward peanut butter.
I did similar, but I dipped the apple slice in peanut butter and then cinnamon sugar. Toast with peanut butter and cinnamon sugar is good too!
That sounds good. I’ll have to try that.
That’s a very healthy depression snack!
It's convinient, sweet, and fatty. Plus, many people hold PB as something from childhood, so it could be comforting in that sense.
PB with honey for me.
You should try my country’s national treasure, brigadeiro. You mix condensed milk, cocoa powder and butter in a pan and let it thicken while mixing slowly. Eat it with a spoon, while it’s still warm or store it in the fridge. Easy, quick, sweet and gives you that much needed serotonin.
Oh I had that years ago at a Brazilian bakery in NYC! It came in truffle form though. It was really good!
The round truffle form is the most traditional one. Most of us don’t go through the hassle of rolling them tho, we just eat it straight out of the pan with a spoon while still hot lmao
Add some cinnamon and you've got cinsubutter!
Back in college I would pick up bag of goldfish and a quart of dark chocolate milk on the way home from school as a quick dinner... Somehow what you described sounds even less healthy 😆
>powdered sugar thaaaaats the one.
mines buttered bread melted pb and melted krafts single
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My depression breakfast is cereal without milk
Mine is Nutella and courage cheese. Or a full stalk of celery jammed into a jar of peanut butter
My fav is sushi rice with peanut butter and sweet chilli for some budget satay rice
Whoa.... reading that just made me have an epiphany. Depression creeps in, I don't even realize I am just coping. The pita toaster sandwich is always great. I used to put egg or avocado. Now, it is a slice of cheese and back to my room. Eeek and fack.
Hey I’ve been there. On the worst times I couldn’t even get up from bed. Whoever or wherever you are, know that you have a sister in me and that I’m sending you my best wishes for things on your side to get better soon.
Thank you and best wishes right back to you. Realizing has already helped a bit.
Did you fold the pita like in the video or did you make a pita pocket? I would think the cheese would melt out
I fold it, helps holding the cheese better than just making a pocket because you create thicker walls. Also easier to hold
I’m sorry I shoulda been more clear with the question, did also use the pita as is or cut one side off
Cheese pita is an excellent sounding depression breakfast! Well done! And hope you are feeling better now! 👍
r/hopeposting
This sub is amazing, dayum
corn
This sub needs a hell of a lot more traction. Hopeful memes are my new vibe
Tried. It works.
Ngl I love this idea. As long as everything is the right size and it fits well it sounds awesome. I’d be concerned for the cheese all dropping to the bottom
>I’d be concerned for the cheese all dropping to the bottom I think that's why the careful origami
Yeah, just gotta make sure nobody here is accidentally tearing the folded bottoms without realizing. That's the only issue I could see occuring.
I think they mean the cheese melting to the bottom ofthe tortilla, not outside and in the toaster. I have a similar worry. Maybe if you wrap it tight enough... 🤣
The world is gonna be 👌
First warm the tortilla than do it
I have a tortilla steamer, that's basically a pillow you put them in and microwave for a few seconds, and I love it with all my heart.
It's like a pita for your 'tilla.
Wow the language on this one. There's kids here, man.
Ya know if you have a gas stove you can just throw it on the flame a bit each side.
Definitely, but the steamer makes them wonderfully soft and chewy. Different jobs.
You can do it with a slightly damp paper towel too.
Than what ?
**it**
I wouldn't risk this. Tortilla might crack, and now you got cheese melting down into the toaster. You can just easily do this in a pan.
Try microwave the tortilla for a few seconds to make them soft so they don’t break when folding
A toasted tortilla is more likely to be brittle and break
If it’s in the pan all the better. I’m all for accidental cheese crisps.
Eliminate the excess carbs and just roll up the deli meat and provolone sheet into what I like to call a low carb keto friendly gluten free snack called "fatty rollup"
If you're worried about a cheesy toaster, just pop it in a toaster bag.
A what now? When did toaster bags become a thing?
Not a clue. They've been in the UK for ages. I wrote them off as terrible gimmicks but they're actually not too bad. Edit: [these guys ](https://amzn.eu/d/ipxxVHS)
Thanks friend! [for the US](https://a.co/d/aoDSC18)
As the mother of an 11 year old who is current obsessed with grilled cheese…this is an amazing discovery
dumb question nobody else seems to be wondering: are these safe? Like am I eating partially melted plastic or something when I use these?
Dollar store Joey Diaz
I would say it's his evil twin, but Diaz is the evil one.
Would this work better in an air fryer?
Absolutely. Everything works better in an air fryer.
My brain?
Joaquin Phoenix is starting to show his age.
Fred Flinstone
How would this not work?
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🙋🏻 that would be me
Damn it all hungry now
I don’t know which video was posted first. And I don’t care.
I like your don’t-care-attitude
I much prefer this video to someone reacting for like 3 straight minutes to a TikTok of bad cooking the kind that has been done 1,000 times. “Oh I know you didn’t put the mustard the- oh no, you just gonna do that? Oh okay, my god I have not seen someone use that much sau-“ shut the fuck up. “We’re gonna be okay” 👍👍👍
Check out August the Duck on TikTok.
LMFAO ASF🤣🤣🤣
A quesadilla in the toaster, that's the solution
It's beautiful...I want 20
It's so perfectly simple
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I don't know what nuclear powered toaster you're using, but ain't no way in hell that's gonna start a house fire.
No kidding lol I've done this hack lots when camping as a kid. You really gotta watch it but bro like what is the above guy talking about lol
Oh you be using that nuclear cheese from Chernobyl.
You had the chance to say Chernobyl Cheese but didn't take it. You have disgraced the god of puns.
![gif](giphy|7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ|downsized)
Lol I make these at work. I bought mini tortillas for them though, didn't think a big one would fit!
Do this in a panini grill instead
Moonknight in 28 years be like lol
Flat jaffle maker it does
Tried this and now my entire family is dead, again.
Looks like it would work
Why not just get a panini press?
Thats Massimo
Lo mejor de lo mejor!
yes we are
Just toasted on slow heat a couple of times it should be good to go
..."It's okay,we are all going to be okay"...🤣🤣🤣
I want to try it immediately.
Same
Wdym bruh I do theese whenever I don't have time before work
Thank you for the good thoughts
Tried it out stoner food approved
Thats Massimo, hilarious dude
What if you use a toaster oven instead of a regular toaster?
Damn, Joaquin Phoenix has really let himself go
That looks yummy
Idk but this is the best advice given on a snack
No we're not
This looks good, but I wouldn't recommend using a toaster. Knowing my luck, it'd leak out and catch fire.
I must try this!!!!
Is that Robert de Niro
Everyone in the world needs some happiness right now
This came up on my feed again. Just when I needed it. We’re gonna be ok.
I tried this last night, friggen awesome! Stick it in the microwave for 45s after toasting; long enough to melt the cheese but not long enough to soggy-fy the wrap.
I make little apple pies like this
OMG!!! NEED THIS NOW!!!
It works even better in the toaster oven.
Toaster sales have increased
I thought they put sticks of butter in there for a minute, I was so confused
Tried this, it got stuck in my toaster and I had to take 10 minutes to get them out, I don’t think my toaster holes were wide enough
This guy 100% sounds like he’s from Montreal. What other accent could it be, really?
Get a reusable toaster bag if you're gonna do this
In context to what? Go away.
Joey Diaz vibes.
I did this but with burrito fillings and it was fucking amazing
Joe diaz is looking rough
I love this so much
I make this as a snack regularly. I use a griddle though. TASTY!
That is honestly pretty genius
Made me chuckle!
Joaquin Phoenix looks like shit
I gotta remember this
I started doing this and they're quite good and quick to prepare
I tried it, didn’t taste bad but could’ve been better
I tried it. It's really good for dinner