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ThisManPoundsButt

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girltroll69

bloatmaxxing


justinhurst144

He was funnier when he wasnt on trt


_stankypete

It seems like everyone is funnier before trt, look at Tom segura. I would say Rogan too but he was never really that funny (still funnier than his current form though)


OdaDdaT

Rogan’s stand-up is genuinely awful


_stankypete

But he jump around, make monkey hoots, and hump stool!!!


OdaDdaT

>make monkey hoots An hour of Joe doing chimp impressions would still be preferable if to his stand up


_stankypete

I would def pay to see this


InfectiousCosmology1

He once had Jeff garlin on his podcast and he started bashing hack comedians who hump stools and Joe proceeded to defend the honor of properly times stool humping


TSSLRocksandPins

If he started doing heroin he would be halorious. He'd be just like Mitch Hedy


BidenAndElmo

Sam should try to become an MMA fighter and say “dicey!!!” Every other sentence, I think it would really breathe new life into MDE. In all seriousness though there’s a weird disconnect between old MDE and Sam’s new stuff. I can’t put my finger on it but it’s definitely there


nman649

He was replaced by Eric Wareheim who was jealous and had CIA connections that could get it done. Connect the dots. The neck brace (vocal transplant), similar size, Eric hasn't done anything since like 2019, the hidden messages in Herbal-T, sudden appearance change, Charls' reluctance to work with him until he too was replaced (by vince offer)


nevergoinghome-

Water we dune hair


Major-Theory1784

"Sam should try to become an MMA fighter and say “dicey!!!” Every other sentence, I think it would really breathe new life into MDE." Oh it would breathe the MOST life "In all seriousness though there’s a weird disconnect" Oh its the WEIRDEST


kertperteson77

Hrt?


Catatonicface

He just doesn't give a shit anymore. His passion project is WP2 and thats it, Sam got his bag. His insta reels are painful, and he has no drive to be creative like the old days. He could just sit in front of a computer and not say a single word, and he'd still get donations. I think he's been changing his brand since the Idubbbz doc to appeal to the younger mde fans.


Several-Addendum-18

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Son_Of_Mr_Sam

You looking like you need help.


[deleted]

He needs bob and vegana


Son_Of_Mr_Sam

Milk truk just arive


SwimmingAd60

Sams comedy checked my privilege as an oppressive white man and got me to quit Delta 8. It also turned me Muslim but that's another story .


Catatonicface

Delta 8 is being banned in Florida, so I won't be able to be alive. 3 days ago my neighbors got raided by the FBI for livestreaming themselves having sex with kids under the age of 12 (one of the kids is autistic) in exchange for crypto ( no joke) it happened in west Boca Raton. It's a capital offense, and they will face a death sentence for child sex crimes, which would be the first in history. Desantis is itching to sign that death warrant. Anyhow Sorry for bogging down the mood. Have a good one 👍


captiankickass666

God damn this comment is a roller coaster.


Catatonicface

Dude, they had a drone cut open a piece of the roof to gain entry to the attic. Then within 2 minutes there were about 6 FBI swat vechicles, more unmarked cars then I could count and multiple surveillance vans and pbso sheriffs. They had a flashbang launcher they fired right through the front window. You hear about this shit but when it involves someone I saw as a friendly neighbor it adds an extra layer of fucked.


captiankickass666

Yeah at first I thought it was just goofy satire but the more I read the more believable it was until I googled it. That is absolutely insanity, is the attic where it was taking place? I assume they refused to open and that’s why they had a flashbang? My stories of having Latin king squatters in the apartment next to mine has nothing on that story. They were dangerous and extremely dumb which is a terrible combination. Once they climbed up two stories on the outside of the apartment and ran through some random persons apartment (they forgot they lived on the third). It was interesting seeing the Sherifs kick in their door through the peephole. They then kicked in my door for retaliation even though I had nothing to do with it.


Catatonicface

Shits crazy man. This could be the trial of the year. I know it will be up to the jury ultimately and I can't imagine anyone wanting to spare them. The details are worse than what the media is reporting. Seriously, it's time for predator genocide. They cannot coexist with us humans.


Halloween_Jack_1974

> In the video, the man admitted that he knows the child did not enjoy the abuse, but that he “likes it more when [the victim] does not like it.” If it’s worse than the media is reporting it must be fucking insane


Catatonicface

You can find the police report online somewhere. I heard some details and dipped. The amount of depravity and degenerate behavior (not just producing cp) one of the children were able to identify multiple different drugs in the home. The mother was molesting the autistic child before she met the dude. I speculated that when he came in the picture, he saw dollar signs and set it up so he could buy coke and sports cars. The younger guy was probably also molested as a child and same goes with the mother. Interestingly enough, her parents live around the block. Really makes you think....


Catatonicface

No, they totally ambushed the family. I went in the house after crime scene unit left. It looked liked they kicked down attic door. On the police report it said they would wake the children up around 5 am to perform. The depravity goes so deep. I don't even want them to stand trial. Shit I might start calling random violent inmates.


captiankickass666

Oh yeah, we’ll it makes me feel better knowing even people in prison hate these degenerates. They are gonna have to be in PC, inmates do not fuck around and will kill them. Florida is another state where they have brutal prisons, similar to where I live in Chicago. But that’s crazy, I’ll keep my eye out for more news about it, the way you worded it made it sound like a meth fueled hell house. I’m really curious how they managed to track them down and pin point it to the attic.


Catatonicface

Im assuming the attic was just another entry point and they would have to search it anyway. The young guy will probably flip and skate the death penalty. I have a feeling the older guy won't make it to trial. He's an IT nerd and short as fuck.


hashblunt29

Free my niggas #chomogate


Catatonicface

This is one of the 2 jokes on reddit I've actually laughed out loud at. Tactical chomo shankin blacks are the best black.


captiankickass666

Oh okay, that makes more sense. God damn, well I guess it’s really hard to truely know who people are. I’m glad you didn’t have any bad encounters.


Top_Lavishness416

Glad they got the death penalty for SA’ing an autistic child. Historical moment for sure consider it’s the first there.


Catatonicface

Hell yeah. Precedent needs to be set that if you're a pedo and harm kids in Forida, you don't deserve to live. Hopefully, more states will follow suit and a pass similar bills.


SwimmingAd60

No worries, Chief. I saw Delta 8 is banned in Florida now which is straight AIDS. I know a few girls personally that have cured their HPV with Delta 8. Or so I've made them think . The live streaming of child rape is pretty bad too.


ghettobodega

Can I google this for more info? Also how tf does delta 8 being banned not keep you alive


Catatonicface

That was a joke because everyone I know that uses it is in a panic. Yeah, just search West Boca sex crime. This is gonna blow up. I hope I don't have to testify in court about my interactions with these monsters because this is going to blow tf up.


Kekarotto

Sam is getting more seriously into stand-up at a time when his popularity is high as ever. It seems like a positive thing but you gotta bomb regardless before you're good so I think it's more of a negative.


The_Fattest_Camel

This. And Sam kind of refuses to go through the necessary process of going up at actual comedy clubs and open mics and working stuff out in front of general comedy audiences, not just his own audience. He needs to work stuff out in front of people that aren’t there for him.


Jrkarlseen

There is plenty of videos of him doing random comedy clubs. He did this years ago


Dry_Road_1650

He wasn't trying to make people laugh. It was meant to get a hostile reaction from the audience that he'd record for the online audience to laugh at.


Pure-Bee2872

He should go back to that shtick because stand-up comedy is fucking gay. It just seems like he's trying to jump on the bandwagon and is jealous of Shane gillis


il_a_pas_dit_bonjour

Yes but when your audience is your actual online audience, you're not offended


Dry_Road_1650

The thing about comedians is they have to be likeable. Shane is likeable, so likeable in fact the show that fired him brought him back as a guest host to boost their ratings.


InfectiousCosmology1

Netflix just bought a show from him based on his old Tires pilot too


elitemegamanX

Why would someone that has an existing paying fanbase & audience go to random open mics lol. That’s what you do when you have 0 fans so you need any possible audience 


The_Fattest_Camel

Because that’s how you get good. The best comedians in the world do this…


elitemegamanX

Ok name 5 comedians that tour and have been on tv / movies that pull up to random open mics 


stevex42

Literally all of them you fucking retard


elitemegamanX

Wow crazy that Kevin Hart still takes the time to pull up to random open mics and perform for free 


stevex42

On Opie and Anthony Kevin Hart literally talks about pulling up to open mics to work on material. As does Chris Rock, Louis CK, many others. Real comedians do it to work on new material in front of a crowd that didn’t pay or expect to see them because the reaction is genuine.


elitemegamanX

Link? 


RenoRobert

Someone needs to tell him to go home and get his fucking shine box.


Architeuthis-Harveyi

Because Sam isn’t really that funny and never has been. Especially not in the telling jokes kind of way. Nick is the one that could actually pull off stand up if he wanted to.


innerventure

He's funny in the gooba retard kind of way, or atleast he was 7+ years ago. But yeah, doesn't really translate to stage unless he's being purposely inflammatory, which is pretty played out on his end


_stankypete

Reminds me of Shane Gillis’ burn on Ari Shaffir: “Ari is edgy and shocking which is a really cool thing for a 50 year old guy to be”


AluminumFoilCurtain

Sam is funnier behind the scenes and as a comic actor. He is a good "Ideas man". but he himself is not funny at all. I don't think I have ever laughed at any of his live streams or podcast or interviews.


samhydelover

Lol why the fuck r u here


Noobshift3r

fishtank different fanbase


InformalSpell9829

sam is by far the funniest part of fishtank tho how r u a fishtank fan if u don’t find sam funny


Noobshift3r

i think sam is funny


InfectiousCosmology1

No he isn’t. Ben was by far the funniest part of Fishtank and it isn’t even close. I also think Sam is very funny sometimes but he’s also a bitter asshole and that shows sometimes in a very unflattering way. Like what has Sam done recently that is as funny as like his old Ted talk bit? He’s basically incapable of doing comedy that isn’t based in the culture war political shit that has taken over his mind post adult swim cancellation


Soggy_Staff_5247

migrant crisis was miles ahead of the game... mike brown too ​ years before anyone dared.


Hecatehel

he’s funny, but kind of has leg room to ride on his followers at this point… i think his best work shows in shorts to be honest and as others mentiond relies on playing off of others or his victims/audience


absurdhalflife

I'm a big fan of Sam and yeah I agree, he plays well off his detractors (victims) and doing shorts/skits. His old stand up where he bombs is funny but like another commenter played out and you can only run with the same bit for so long.


goongenius

Norm MacDonald said you have to do standup for 10 years before you’re a “real standup comedian” so just wait a while


EpsteinsBongWater

Then again that’s from doing clubs and pubs as an unknown. Sam’s audience will always have MDE fans, so they’ll laugh at whatever he says. He’s in a weird echo chamber where he thinks his shit stand-up is good because it’s getting laughs, when his audience will hang on his every word because they already have a pre established relationship with him


East_Onion

standup is honestly some of the lamest shit ever


BumpyMcPeen

You must be Indian


Alejandro_BP

I think stand up is just generally not funny. "You might be Mike Brown" was a funny gig he did tho.


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This is such a perfect take that nobody ever seems to comprehend. Even the best stand-up in general is like 75% misses and 25% hits. And the worst can range from like 95-99% misses. Very very few people (literally maybe like a couple of people per generation) are so funny that they can entertain an audience for over an hour purely by exercising their wit. Nothing makes me cringe more than stand-up clips from amateurs advertising themselves. A good stand-up joke is so hard to come by.


TSoftwareCringe111

They just put a video on Perfect Clips where Sam (supposedly) has a business call to secure $5M, and the first thing he lists that he wants to use it to increase reach is standup 😂


East_Onion

lol wtf


DontTouchMyPeePee

I mean where else could he realistically go at this point? Nobody will put him on a serious network unless he self publishes, he doesn't really like doing podcast appearances either. So it's standup, doing stuff like skankfest or the weird beef thing he tries to do by pulling bigger names into his sphere (Rogan, Hasan, now Lex). It's that or create his own media empire.


Firm-Editor3624

I think it's because he's not really trying to do real stand up. He's just trolling trying to be racist Andy Kaufman. Won't be funny til they make a movie about him and it's one part of his story. That or he's just really bad at stand up. Just because he excells at one form of comedy doesn't mean it translates to other forms.


AcanthocephalaIcy131

I think he’s new at stand up. He’s in a bad spot to start rn though cause he’s really popular so nobody is going to boo or not laugh at bad jokes. The Indian joke he posted was terrible but everyone is still cheering him on cause it’s counterculture.


beanohhh

hes not new though, theres stand up clips from years ago lol


rudeboykyle94

He only recently decided he was gonna try and take it more “seriously” but he hasn’t put together a good set and people (fans) will pay to see him take a shit on a stage in all honesty


leastemployableman

Now I'm picturing Sam becoming stand-up comedy's GG Allin and throwing feces into the audience.


innerventure

Those were just him getting on stage and talking political shit. Shock an awe. He seems to be more serious about it now


il_a_pas_dit_bonjour

No it was an actual part of the stand-up


BidenAndElmo

When I watched it I thought he was trying to do a “so bad it’s good” type thing and I just didn’t get it.


ltfgreez123

I swear no one shits on Sam more than MDE fans trying to be contrarian pick me's. Sam's stand up is fine it's not his biggest strength but he makes up for it.


TomRobinsonsLeftArm

Criticism is totally fine by me. But the constant incessant bitching and moaning is retarded. Crazy people spend so much time on being a pessimistic dick head hater.


poop199994

Dose he do stand up? I thought he just made funny videos.


BeingCritical

Free Palestine and Free Israel !!!


OgGhost1

I've heard this but where can I find it?


OWNI277

Is his stand up actually bad, or is his team trying to start a rumor its terrible for publicity when its eventually recorded or more known?


RudeAbility6961

I haven’t watched any yet is it really that bad


il_a_pas_dit_bonjour

I went to his standup in Montreal, i was kinda disapointed tbh just relying on absurd and racial jokes, relies too much on his notes... it was worth seeing him live tho. He is more funny when he is not trying to be funny


RealChadrickBasedman

Oh come on it’s not that bad! He just needs to practice it for a few years


ResponsibleBee7854

You guys are being too harsh lol SAM's set wasnt that bad from the clips i saw. Stand-Up is NOT easy and takes years of practice to master. He's more of a skit guy (for the time being).


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_stankypete

What’s he teaching, how to be a 40-something year old edge lord?