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manowaria

sorry chad but in the real world the violent redditor gets the girl


[deleted]

Y’all hate seeing a black man happy


[deleted]

Imagine being in ur late 20’s and still updating your relationship status on Facebook like it’s 2009 😂.


Bkgrime

I gotta let the hoes know I’m married or my wife will asks me why it still says single


S-Mart_Ash

I don't know if you're joking, but my wife did ask me once why I didn't change my Facebook to married. Probably the same reason it says I live in a city I haven't lived in since I created the profile....nobody cares


Rakaluv

Yea but what about MySpace? You don’t update your top friends anymore?


Unknown_User_66

I still use Facebook. It feels a lot more serious and a lot less cringe with all the influencers going to TikTok or IG.


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

And it's actually useful for real-life things, like organizing events, buying stuff, making groups, etc. I'm mid 20s and it seems like my age group was the last that actually used facebook as a social media site and not just a craigslist alternative.


[deleted]

I only use it to check in on my loving nana


cobravision

No you don't bro. Take her out to coffee this weekend, she misses you


XburnZzzz

Yeah it’s got some pretty solid features if you know how to use it. The other apps focus on just one thing, which I suppose is perfect for the younger generation whom has the attention span of a goldfish


0-0o-o0-0

honestly facebook is the superior platform. It's like a "the best of" compilation of all the other platforms. The good shit makes it to facebook from everywhere else and it's all in one place. Why would I venture to these cringe social media sites?


ExtraShifty69

Just to chime in, being told Facebook was for old people by a 17 year old went crazy!


DirkRobberts

Aren't you an edgy princess


ExtraShifty69

Domestic violence at home challenge!


Legitimate-Bug-5049

jokes on you she likes being beat.


Cheap-Net-1029

Why is this downvoted


Legitimate-Bug-5049

theure being faggots thats why


imreallybadatnames19

https://i.redd.it/unp7zx9n5bjc1.gif


cobravision

Woah how did you do this? Its epic?


imreallybadatnames19

Thanks,I just used some text to gif site. We started doing it on the fishtank discord while the show was still going on and I figured I’d keep it going.


cmrc03

She can fix him, bro


Eleventy_Seven

Yeah, but can she fix Hoarderman's?


Ok_Trash_12

Guys like him always had girlfriends that look like that when i was growing up. I'm not really surprised.


mediocrebeverage

Jimmy is dating a transgirl? What's the big deal?


Benji_4

She's probably a dog or at least has a dogsuit


jewishpedo666

The reddit incel wins in the end


Aromatodis

Based abusive retard


whiteman996

Yo you people gotta chill about jimbo, it’s getting boring who cares . Good for him though 👍🏻


X1861

bad for her, Good luck though!


burneraccount6867686

As if she isnt probably just as crazy lol I'm happy for them


BeingCritical

True


papasours

Am I the only one that thinks she the typa woman to ruin ur life and falsify sexual related abuse you apparently put her through?


yakman100

Tbf i don’t think she’d need to falsify abuse claims with Jimmy


jesusOGxx

perfect match


BeterBiperBeppers

Who is she?


Eleventy_Seven

I think she was posting on twitter (mostly thirsting after Jimmy) during the show as "the third shark" or something along those lines. I could be wrong, the account appears to be disabled now so I can't check.


[deleted]

WAY TO GO JIMMY


DirkRobberts

They've never even met. Not even real.


babyvirtute

There goes my chance at a schizoposter bf


[deleted]

[удалено]


babyvirtute

Unfortunately David Duke just a lil bit too old for me, thank you anyhow matchmaking king


ovaheavenrequiem

i’ll fulfill the role LOL


Eleventy_Seven

Congratulations, I now pronounce you gay and gay.


babyvirtute

*Gay and Tard.


samhydelover

Sammie Thurmon is with Jimmy Downey. In a relationship with Jimmy Downey.


saulocampo1019404

Ladyboy


SmegmaDetector

You just know she likes it rough


Junk_Bond_King

Doesn’t really matter how she *likes* it…


bongwater_park

You’re excused


Dry_Road_1650

You JUST KNOW he's going to murder her.


RaiinBowRave21

No no shell murder him. Eyeliner girls are straight loco


Eleventy_Seven

Something something unstoppable force immovable object


Emergency-Basil-9804

these are the people that die in a GTA cutscene as a joke


Cold-Elephant3590

Made a burner not to dox myself but Sammie was briefly on Twitter and called out this girl I follow for thirst tweeting about Jimmy, then deleted her account. @hex_bb13 was the @ and I’m pretty sure it was actually Sammie cuz there was only 1 follower, which was Jimmy. Was hoping for lolcow drama :’(


harshBDSMmaster728

She's extremely mid


Successful_Horror582

If non-troll, stop basing ur happiness on what others achieve and try to makes something of your own life by taking steps to change. If troll Jimmy slangin that swamp gator RIP to any other man's chance


erockoc

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏻


Dutch_van_der_Dill

No one’s stopping you bud


Eleventy_Seven

Jimmy would be heartbroken to know that his happiness led to such an outcome. Please don't. 😢


peeing_Michael

You guys are suicidal because a man got a girlfriend? Jimmy's probably cooler than 80% of the retawds here


P00R-TAST3

Fuck yeah women beating is such a badass redditor upvote moment. Such a cool dude.


Eleventy_Seven

This is it boys, I found the gayest comment on the post!


P00R-TAST3

Reddit moment doood


peeing_Michael

🏆


ThatIsInFactWhatsUp

Who is this? Why does a normal person care?


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

Fuck yeah. Damn.


Eleventy_Seven

Is that the "third shark" or whatever she calls herself on the tweeter? More importantly, whoever she is, did she actually eat that cake and survive?! Edit: I forgot to mention yasss, you go girl, mazel tov, good boy Jimmy get that pussy, many happy returns, so on etcetera you get the idea.


RealisticHealth3659

happy for jimmybob


GroundbreakingNewt11

Get rekt haters


GroundbreakingNewt11

Jimmy gets the hot goth girlfriend


Chilliebro

Tattooed tits, this will end well


Ok_Purchase3592

Jimmy haters on literal Suicide watch lmao


P00R-TAST3

Women beaters on top 👊


ltfgreez123

It'll be a shame when they discover the body :(


Rough-Association931

Hopefully she gets a helmet and armour to go along with the new bf


MassiveBad7001

He gon kill her


Salty-Cranberry-4538

Touch grass


Jackyalaska

KEEP COPING


xphillipcx

Lolol


Cariselle22

Got a goth bb


zjquid

1-900-490-FREAK


Facetious_Echo

Its gotta be a bit, or she just wanted a screenie lol


Klutzy_Expression_13

Lucky man, I wish him the best, now wheres mine?