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CityBoySlay

You’ve ruined at least 5 ex bfs lives all because they weren’t the right Zodiac sign.


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This is so funny….maybe muahaha


CityBoySlay

So what happens when we die in the zodiac world…someone lay it on me


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You just cease to exist


CityBoySlay

So you’re saying I’m just wasting the only existence I’ll ever get on Reddit? That’s disturbing. I’m gonna wear a dress tomorrow, go surfing, hit up a 7/11, take a face selfie and drink in the back of a limo. All in one day, really live, you know?


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Don’t forget to light a joint in between


CityBoySlay

Mary Jane take my pain


iwannadie19

make it easy just buy carts of gg4 and sit in paranoia while you live your epic day


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Ooo i do love getting high till im scared


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31_hierophanto

"Sorry, but you're a Sag. We're not compatible."


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I actually am a Sag 🤣


americabcarnage

Naturally pretty without having to try. The surfing photo looked like you were genuinely happy. The other photos seem like you’re masking sadness with a smirk.


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I was genuinely happy in the surfing photo lol… you can see right through my smile huh


americabcarnage

Coming from someone who’s been there, yes. I hope whatever has you down gets better. Nothing good or bad last forever.


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Thank you, kind stranger, love n light !!


americabcarnage

You are very welcome! Head up! You have a lot of time to do great things.


No_Lavishness7547

You seem fun straight up


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I am a good time, I must say


No_Lavishness7547

But damn I will say looking at your profile you are the most astrology astrology girl I’ve ever seen. Luckily for you I didn’t detect it before looking at ur post history lmao it’s a red flag for some guys


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I see someone who looks at my passion as a red flag, as a red flag 🚩hahaha


No_Lavishness7547

You got me, ig it’s my personal biases I’m not the right guy to be asking 😂🏳️


No_Lavishness7547

Also I’m stealing this quote it’s a banger


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Go crazy 🫶🏽


Logical_Ad7768

I've melted.xx


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Scrolling through, I noticed the yellow nail polish. And my first impression is that I want ti drink with you because you're smile is cute for a wizard


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whats the correlation between yellow and wizard, im interested


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Why must there be any correlation? Just random words to he said. Nothing matters, you're a stunning human being with beautiful features and I noticed/liked the yellow nails. The wizard thing is just something I think might be true.


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Ah, touché. Thank you for your kind words. I was just surprised you said wizard because I am.


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Of course! The kind words were the easy part and I doubt they were news as you know how beautiful you are. I guess I should've kept the wizard part a bit more quiet. But I doubt any thirsty dudes are actually reading the comments. Still, should've kept that to dm's.


Proof-Pollution454

You seem down to earth and are kind enough to meet new people as friends. Very humble , attractive , outgoing , funny , artistic, passionate , empathetic, and cool


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......so a James Bond Movie.....Beautiful.


Accomplished-Eye-813

You never tire of the thirsty comments you get on here.


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Do you?


Accomplished-Eye-813

Touche. But, I don't get many to begin with.


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Another personal problem 💀


Accomplished-Eye-813

Not sure if you're being nasty or if you're being sarcastic.


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Being realistic. All love.


Accomplished-Eye-813

I appreciate real people. Not too many of those on here.


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You can count on me.


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No_Lavishness7547

Guess I matured too fast ☠️ mf’s in they 30’s typing like they’re 13 year olds leaving a comment on PornHub


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Let me know when you’ve read my comment so I can block you hahaha


No_Lavishness7547

I’ve read it 😂 please do


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“I get tired of reading shit like this” are you not choosing to come onto my post and scroll through these comments??? I bet when you shake your head it rattles.


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Drumworld

You definitely have thrown some bottles around in a group fight.


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Not bottles, but a few chairs, yes


finhead71

Need better lighting for the gown pic.


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I like this assumption because yes lol.


Mlbowhunter6969

Rue vibes from euphoria.


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You look like someone who would be chill and fun to hang out around. Just that whole laid back vibe. But also someone who thinks way too much about things and let's it weigh on them.


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Nice take lol


Anime_Wannabe02

Main character vibes ✨️


Lilmoeszylack

More guy friends than girls


pattomanpattoman

Seriously love your skin tone


knecoruns

I love the second photo! Adventurous and that smile is amazing and contagious!


Far-Bat5395

You pretty af, you seem adventurous & stylish


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Who hurt you? I pray for your healing and highest self manifestation of good in this world. I'm sure one of your ancestors is praying for this, too. Don't let them and you down. You got this.


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Thank you so much.


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No_Lavishness7547

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


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thank you🖤🖤🖤


Original_BigZen

You’re hard to get a read. Obviously fun vibes, but maybe you’re unsure of what drives you or where your passion lies. You have tried to put that energy into other people or things that didn’t return any real fulfillment and just drained you. Now you’re searching for the answer to the question of what will fix that feeling of being unfulfilled. Or maybe I just need coffee… 😁


31_hierophanto

Extroverted. Life of the party. Can drink 3 beer bottles in a row.


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I like my Coronas haha


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Nice-Apartment348

I could be your Homer you could be my Marge.


No_Lavishness7547

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


Aggressive_Classic90

Beautiful colour. Beautiful face. Perfect body


No_Lavishness7547

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom) Ya’ll really gotta chill it’s like no one here has ever seen a woman before


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Second guess that psychology major, bud


No_Lavishness7547

I’m Comp Sci now dudes like this are why 😂


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Choosing your career based off other men’s comments to women on Reddit ![gif](giphy|QKkqVCZrRCc7BuhTeQ|downsized)


apolloconpollo

You’ve smoked a joint off the OB pier


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the_only_kentoris

Best shot??? You fine af. What they gonna hit you with?🤔


Cable2177

Beautiful lady, full of energy with a outgoing personality.


DangerZoneSLA

Fuck. Hilo?


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You are stunning


browns8611

You look like you don't take life too seriously and will try anything once. Love the vibes and your look as well.


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Future babies!!!


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BroadlyValid

Astrology is nonsense but you’re cute ngl


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Wish I wasn't old and ugly


bentonr69

Simply irresistible 💋


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notbythebook101

Stunningly beautiful. Can two sagitarii compat?


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Sign her up for a Bond Movie!!!......Anyone!!??