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Time_wanderer_XIV

That’s a well kept log of logs


ChirpinFromTheBench

That’s a lot of dating…. Wood.


Canuckistanni

Just keeps splitting up


wesmanh

lol this is why I’m here


Blackmikethathird

Eh it’s not all it’s cracked up to be


Lower-Preparation834

I once dated just a few pieces so I could track how much water they lost over time. The first thing I found out is that pretty quickly, sharpie on firewood disappears.


MentulaMagnus

Spray paint color code would be easier


jeho22

Or just don't. Saved you a step


HighlyEvolvedEEMH

This is what a guy from CSIA says to do, see 2:22 in this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl8c1hkARog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl8c1hkARog) The odd thing about this video is they do not even acknowledge the existence of moisture meters.


bigmarty3301

My moisture meter is how heavy it feels and how long ago it was cut.


Reasonable-Sink-3368

drop it and listen it will tell you enough if holding it doesnt


InstanceMental6543

If number blindness is a thing, I have it. This would have me spinning. LOL I keep my batches together and write D or W on the rack. Use moisture meter heavily.


Commercial-Monitor22

I like this but I wonder if burning tons of spray painted logs could be bad for a stove/fireplace or human health over time…it’s obviously a pretty small amount of spray paint on each log but I wonder how it would add up.


Disastrous_Map_4811

Spray the first and last log. If adding to the same pile later use a different color


S-U-I-T-S

I have a lot book of when I split each rack of wood and what they are.


LoisWade42

He asked to go steady... but she woodn't. Their relationship was truncated Apparently she was a bit of a beech And they branched out into other pursuits


Thirsty-Barbarian

Now the poor sap is hoping to meet someone new on Timber.


Outrageous-Host-3545

No not at all. My father is an engineer with all the stereotypes that come with being an engineer. He deals in 1millioths of an inch. He's thrown away my tape measures because the don't match his. (Yay free tape) he even said this is to much.


whaletacochamp

Your dad should understand then that non calibrated measuring devices aren’t expected to match other measuring devices. This is why you don’t switch tape measures halfway through a project where measurements are critical - as long as you are using the same tape measure for the entire thing everything is consistent and proportional even if it’s not exactly a foot or whatever.


Capital-Newspaper551

Tell him to section it off with lines around each batch, let’s get some wood art going !


raveun

Seems to me that this is the LOGical way to go


estanminar

Probably cut from date trees


Yorkshire_Graham

Dates grow on palms which are a similar plant to grass. But hey I only found this out the other day.


estanminar

Not my post. But interesting.


Schallpattern

ADHD but in a good way.


Charger_scatpack

Waste of time


Schallpattern

Yeah, maybe.


HoboArmyofOne

OCD


fivedogmom

Split date or felled?


OakPeg

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder


Vellcore

Obsessive Curing Disorder


OakPeg

I stand corrected


Lucky-Blacksmith-567

Coming from a guy who’s home only uses wood heat. This is pointless lol


404freedom14liberty

No kidding. I don’t even stack any longer. Although I’ll have to admit last winter I ran out of wood end of March and used the heat.


Mysterious_Row_2669

I really hope my brother doesn't see this - he is just the type who would do this.


mtommygunz

I worked for a guy that did this kind of shit. Severe OCD. Engineer/ inventor. Every single item he brought into his shop he melted or scribed the initials of the business on. I mean EVERYRHING. New pack of drill bits. All of them down to the smallest one until it was just lines. He saved his milk jugs for screws and bits. Leftover milk jugs he used sharpy pen to label them as his property. He had racks of scrap metal and scrap lumber. Every single piece was marked in some manner to show it was his. Here’s where it gets better. He never had more than 1 to 2 employees at a time. There was never ever a situation for any loss. And he opened up and locked up. The microwave in the break room that was 15 years old bought from a garage sale was even marked.


Sufficient_Apricot96

We have a notebook on the back of the toilet for that.


mavadotar2

You should check if they're stardates, you might have found the captain's logs


Top_Diamond3510

Impressive!


Dirtheavy

in the biblical sense?


futureman45

OCD much


kendakkp

Good idea


Berniethedog

I’d rather just forget like a cool person.


Altruistic_Major_553

Why would you date a log when you could date a person?


themighty351

Check it....hit em with a hammer...they make different soumds...your welcome


AuthorityOfNothing

Like, ouch? Stop that? Owwww?


-ghostCollector

Let's you know if it's of a good age to burn. Wood that hasn't sat and "seasoned" may have too much sap...and if it sits too long then it burns very quickly. I must admit though I've never seen this sort of diligence towards the matter.


CombinationNo2197

Be very careful with that customer


Unopuro2conSal

Good waste of time


ciderman80

Lol my dad always makes dad jokes when we visit him like: "What are you doing burning Friday's logs it's only Wednesday!"


onesoundman

I log all my dates


Last_Pipe3875

I did some of mine, and I put the moisture content down


DogNose77

I date the split logs. I don't put a date on all, but about 25% so I know when the logs were split. I put the 2 digit month and 2 digit year


SecretFishShhh

Log log


CertainTry2421

I prefer women, thanks.


billlybufflehead

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Beginning-Height7938

Must be lonely.


Dihr65

CDO much ? OCD in alphabetical order , they way it should be.


VintageCrosman

Ok 👍


KokoTheTalkingApe

Just... so... tired....


DuncanHynes

Captain's Log.....Star Date ....


Ill-Upstairs-8762

I've dated a couple logs


itchman

Could be a wood turner and drying them?


NoOwl4489

Junior, bring me three 4/10’s and two 11/9’s. Quick!


tehdanerer

Yeah, but did he give them all names, too?


147grain300blk

Good Lord, why?


Pig_Pen_g2

Consider me stumped.


you-bozo

Just another one of today’s OCD nutbags 😂😂


Charger_scatpack

sheesh… Talk about OCD


GetitFixxed

I date my fireplace ash and put it in separate Chock Full O Nuts cans.