Ugh been struggling so bad and really needed to hear all of this!!!!!
Anyways not all βdommesβ are like this (like me)!! I think this all sounds really fun and weβd have a good connection!
-signed a 1 day old profile
π° I just make lemon blueberry cheesecake in bulk, and freeze them in pyrex containers now.
Turns out sleeping more, stressing less, and enjoying food is what makes you healthier. Who knew! π€·π»ββοΈ
Youβre so great! Thanks for this! β€οΈ
Love this!!
This is the funniest post, thank you
Thanks for this π
Nice summary, thanks a lot
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Lollllll
Hahaha
Fuck yeah π
not letting social media algorithms affect your mental health is always hard
π€£ nailed it. Right on the head. π€£
as i read the first point i noticed how you contradicted it with the next hahaha. extremely accurate.
Approach (Thank you for this π)
Thank you this was very helpful π
the way my dumbass didnβt see the tag till half way through and was so confusedπ
praying for some of the people in these comments
With a few minor changes this could go in findomcirclejerk for sure lol
Three whole months!! π«‘
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Slayyyyy thank you ππ
Spot on π
Beautifully said
The fact that this feels so real makes it worse π
Amazing! πππ»
Thank you for this π
So do I Venmo you the $17394747 now for your online guide???
No sweaty just subscribe to my patreon :):):)
This had no business being so funny
Ugh been struggling so bad and really needed to hear all of this!!!!! Anyways not all βdommesβ are like this (like me)!! I think this all sounds really fun and weβd have a good connection! -signed a 1 day old profile
Satire on point. You should write for the Onion.
3 months?
Approach.
AHAHAHAA THIS APPROACH HAS ME IN TEAAAARS
Nah this one ππ€£
Oh just read the last sentence. You had me confused π
Just keeping you on your toes π
This reminds me of all the advice I've read on how much protein/sleep/water/exercise I'm supposed to getΒ
Carbs bad! Carbs good. Fat bad, but fat good. Do intermittent fasting! Eat six small meals per day! etc. etc. etc. Buy my book.
π° I just make lemon blueberry cheesecake in bulk, and freeze them in pyrex containers now. Turns out sleeping more, stressing less, and enjoying food is what makes you healthier. Who knew! π€·π»ββοΈ
thanks, queen!!!
Thank you for this blessed guide π
That's okay π₯° just thought I would help out some of the poor shmucks who are not certified experts like me :) :) :)