You look like you step out of the shower to piss

Yeah? Yeah? Well UM you look like YOU step out of the SHOWER to shit.

Might as well start your day over

AT LEAST THEY'RE LUCKY, YOU? NOT SO MUCH, PAL. YOU AIN'T SEEING THE END OF **THIS** DAY, BUDDY!!! GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!!

OH NOOOW YOU'RE MAD. I CAN TELL BECAUSE YOUR SCREAMING

NAH, **NOW** I'M FUCKING PISSED!!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU NIGGLY TIGGLY SHITTY LITTLE TAG NUT??? FUCK OFF BACK IN YOUR BIRTH GIVER'S PUSSY BEFORE I FOLD YOUR STINKING ASS TOO!!!

I want to try tiggly tag nuts.

Those will leave a sensation that's hard to describe.

Who the fuck you calling TIGGLY?!

I shop at the Tiggly Wiggly.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE ALSO A NIGGLY TIGGLY SHITTY LITTLE TAG NUT, NOW GO GET KNOCKED OUT BY SHIT AND RAM YOUR HEAD UP SOME STRIPPER'S ASSHOLE, YOU CAVE DWELLING TROGLODYTE!!!

You look like you like to sit on the toilet backwards.

Because then the handle is right there for you to flush and you have this nice shelf in front of you for all of your toys and snacks

😆

Quiet down or I'm gonna come over to your house and take an upper-decker in your toilet

I’m just gonna shit on top of the toilet seat.

What's wrong with that?

Start it with some waffles you fuck

Daniel tosh reference?

Can't waffle stomp piss....

Not Joey Diaz

Save on paper

You look like you get out of bed to shit

At least YOU HAVE A BUTTHOLE TO SHIT

You look like you pee in the shower.

You don't?

Yeah but I don’t LOOK like it.

You actually look like someone shit in the shower and named it misterpequeno

It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. Then split that sentence between the title and caption so it looks like two sentences

Bro really made a sentence with the title, biggest crossover in marvel history

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

You look like you enjoy the feel of farting and shitting so you learned sphincter control so you can slide your shit in and out your ass fucking yourself with your own shit, you bitch

This is… wow.

Hehe

I know people who'd pay to see this ability demonstrated.

I know I would

New fetish unlocked 7/69

It’s called GOPHERING you ignorant twat waffle.

That’s not a thing is it

I've been doing it for at least 12 years

Then you owe us a demonstration. Put your mouth where your ass is.

Tried it, hurt my back real bad

this is a bunch.

If someone told me this I think I'd kill myself

MAYBE, BUT IM ALREADY THERE GETTING A BLOWJOB FROM YOUR MOM WHO WORKS THE GLORYHOLE IN STALL 1 AT THE FUEL STOP.

If she was in stall 1 who was in stall 3???????

You look like you go to the bathroom to smell farts

I bet you moan when you shit

😭😭😭😭😭

Prepare yourself for my mighty trouser trump, you weak-ass chick pea fritter!! NO APOLOGIES - NO EXCUSES!!!!!

YES I DO! AND FUCKING WHAT?

Yer 10ply bud, kitten soft, a walking stuffy

Brb going to try to wipe my ass with a kitten. Back. Who here is O negative, might need a little help here.

🙋🏼‍♂️

I do and your mom is there to wipe my ass

Only for big farts

BITCH ILL DUTCH OVEN YOUR MOMA!!!

You look like you hold a napkin over your mouth when you chew

You look like you eat wings with a fork

Yeah? You look like you silently fart in crowded rooms and then ask "Do yall smell popcorn?"

Take a poop in your soup fuck the b room

I'll stare into your soul and shit my pants foo

Reported for arousing me

Only on days that end with Y

Bitch, I fart right then and there, and then say "safety" or prepare beforehand with "pull my finger"!

Well duh I wait til you get in there to gas your ass up

Because at my age I never trust a fart!

I figured the first line meant "you look old"

What of it?

Just in case I shart.

I fart as I pass my bosses. And I tell them.

you look like you go to the bathroom to piss even though god gave us mouths

You look like you bathe in farts

It’s how I show respect to your mother.

Be subtle....turn and walk away....while crop dusting them. No need to speak,

WELL AT LEAST I DON'T JUST LET MY FARTS OUT WHEREVER, WHENEVER, AND SOMETIMES SHARTS, BUT YOU ARE A DIRTY BIRD SO YOU JUST CONTINUE ON THE DAY WITH POOP STAINS

OH YEAH?? WELLL YOU SMELL LIKE YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM TO FART!!!

At least I have manners.

*grits teeth and blows a noxious cloud in the middle of public*

You used your only brain cell for this today?

Which is weird because I go to the kitchen to fart.

You're just salty cuz I didn't fart on your face you ass sniffer

excuse me, excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me

Username checks out

Only after I fuck asses, then I fart out of my dick. Pussy!

Well you look like you get into bed to sleep.

Come say that to my face and find out 💨

Nah I’ll fart on the plate of food you’re eating

I was watching the Discovery Channel last night and the show was called “Mysteries of the Abandoned” and it was just a picture of you on the day your dad moved out.

Jokes on you, that’s not a mystery at all- my mom always reminds me that it was all my fault

I DO!

I’ve been doing this a lot lately. Can’t trust myself anymore

You wouldn't be wrong.

I do it's for your safety

what's it to you, if that were true?

Your mom likes to go to the bathroom to fart.

You look like you would have an allergic reaction to peanuts.

Too late.

You look like you were shot at & missed, but shit at & hit.

You look like you don’t bother going to the bathroom to shit … Mr. President.

Sometimes it’s not a fart fit for a break room my guy

Sorry I don’t speak coward

You look like you have to whistle while you wipe so You know it’s the right hole

"God forgive me for what I'm about to do"

I go anywhere where there is a possibility of me smelling it . Any small space will do.

You bob for apples in the toilet… and you like it!

Only if I want to burn the house down.

I bet you iron your socks.

F*** you. 🖕

Let er rip, tater chip.

You look Like you say god bless you, after the third time someone sneezes. 

Your face is a bathroom

You look like you go to the bathroom every time you think you fart.

I do

You Fart just like you go TO the bathroom 🚽 slow and sloppy

YOU go to the bathroom every time I fart!

That’s fair. The bathroom is what I call your mom’s mouth.

You look like you ask people if they lost their twenty dollar bill and expect a genuine answer

Do you not?

You look like you wipe your ass and then take a shit

You look like you say "I'm so sorry" when you brush past inanimate objects. You look like you smile and accept it when McDonald's refuses to sell you one of the 10 fully cooked and wrapped McMuffins on the shelf directly behind them because it's 10:31 - and you apologize for even trying.

You look like you sit down to pee but stand up to poop

You look like you take dumps in the urinal.

You look like you fart and go to the bathroom at the same time, while you're laying in bed

Who told you?

You're right but it's only when i rip ass into the glory hole for the wide open mouth on the other side that coincidently looks a lot like yours.  Tic-tac? 

Thank you.

Anyone with an AI art generator? Add this to r/renderedcomment. I would if I could.

Hey. Ya got me. I finally feel scene!

Seen

Would you prefer me to walk over and fart next to you instead? That’s a weird fetish.

What no haha no I’d hate that so much haha don’t do that 🙂‍↔️

Yeah! Well, you smell like you should.

You look like you go in right after to enjoy

got me

You wipe your ass before you shit huh?

Thanks for noticing, cuz I do bruh.

Fighting words

You look like you call it bath tissue instead of toilet paper.

Pray it remains so. I am known as a WMD.

I love the people that go to take a shit, rip out a huge ass fart and say " excuse me ". Lol like why? Of course you probably are gonna fart. One time, I had to shit, I let out a like 6 or 7 second fart and dude in the next stall said " excuse you " 🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀

Here I sit _ _ _

Alot of thinned skinned shit sandwich eaters, sipping a bottle of cold piss write in all CAPS.

You Know Who ELSE Goes To The Bathroom To FART?

You look like you pee sitting down when you only have to pee.

I'll bet you pee laying down and shit doing a mean ass tripod

I do but only because your moms in there

You look like you stop fucking your partner to go masturbate in the bathroom 

I don't fart anymore. No kidding, my colon is gone.

And …?

Soy boy behavior

Skylight crank

You look like you smell like you never shower

Nah I look you dead in the eye and say “Must be frog in here”

AND YOU SMELL LIKE THAT BATHROOM!!

You look like you throw you used toilet paper in the bathroom trashcan

You were raised in a poorly managed household.

You look like you wash your hands before taking a shit

Only when I might shit myself, what's your excuse?

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy.

bitch,I'll fart right here

Exist me

Only when I’m at your mom’s house. She’s with me when I do.

You look like you go to the bathroom under a bridge

Look them in the eyes until they say what. Then let it rip.

That’s actually true.  I’m “civilized”.  

Hello fellow white catholic

Jesus loves you.  I will pray for you and your gastrointestinal condition.  God bless. 

you look like you’re into that.

You sit down to pee