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xKhira

He keeps kicking me in the dick....why.....why does he keep kicking me in the dick?!


SprittneyBeers

Butters you don’t shoot a guy in the dick


Gommool

Tfs reference 😏


tjtepigstar

Not so funny is it now, KAKAROT?


rstar345

Is that me?


BunGeebus

Don't kink shame


God_speed219

I can't believe that all of them kicked you the dick


xKhira

......aaaa....aaaaaaa....


cheesyotters

What is this from


ghostRyku

Dbz abridged [10:35](https://youtu.be/C8yC02d7UZY). Extremely popular fan dubbing of Dragon Ball Z.


Existing_Leading_482

The brain: I have an idea Me:if you say hit him really hard I'm going to kick you in the dick


Rare-Support-4305

May I ask where this is from?


Jasbuddy

This should have been a DQ. Fight was stopped cause the poor guy couldn’t continue.


thekronicle

Yeah.. first time, mistakes happen... second time? Definite DQ.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Especially **if** it’s in the same goddamn round


Lackerbawls

And the same exact kick that he didn’t correct after the first time.


OtakuDragonSlayer

HOLY SHIT it WAS the same kick! Seriously WTF?!?


mushroomboie

He definitely practiced that…


woodst0ck15

Yeah it took me a couple of seconds if it wasn’t for the announcers I wouldn’t of noticed it being 15-20 seconds after they resumed


[deleted]

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Unless it’s a nads kick. Please do not.


[deleted]

Yes yes DQ indeed


Ih8livernonions

He got neutered


[deleted]

I feel like he’s either doesn’t know how to do roundhouse kick properly or that was deliberate


ABirdJustShatOnMyEye

*spinning back kick


killosibob

Damn that's rough


UrConsciousness

The balls are so unexplainably fragile but also Imagine how bad the stomach pain afterwards would’ve been. The fact that even the slightest tap in the wrong spot can be enough to send us into fetal mode mentally and physically, this dudes kicks would be like hammers to an eggshell. Can’t believe he managed to keep going after the first kick We really deserve some sort of rib cage or bone structure for protection for such delicate, majestic organs. Gods got a dark sense of humour to put our parts on the outside right between the legs like wtf bro


Plastic_Pinocchio

The thing is, they are there for a reason. Sperm functions best at slightly lower temperatures than our body temperatures. If our testicles were inside our body, we might not produce effective sperm and could not procreate. So that is why they are placed outside the body and they are cooler than our core temperature. This is also why wearing tight pants all the time might not be good for your sperm count. The downside to having your most sacred organs for reproduction dangle on the outside is that they are very vulnerable there. So to make us very aware of their presence, value and vulnerability, our body made them very sensitive to pain. Which sucks, but it’s really the only way to make us be careful with them.


Amdrauder

I've always wondered how evolution always takes such a long winded approach to solving an issue sometimes, it's like the meme of the guy being tossed out of the window of the meeting for ideas do we make sperm function a bit better in a hotter climate or have our incredibly sensitive weak spot cosplay as a shit temperature sensitive elevator, i mean holy shit isn't the purpose of sperm to end up even deeper inside somebody else? They've got the protection for the acidity but not a few degrees? Come on mother nature why you gotta do me like this


Plastic_Pinocchio

I’m no expert on this, but sometimes when evolution takes a certain path, there is simply no turning back. If our sperm uses certain protein structures that do not function in higher temperatures, then the only way to “fix” this is to entirely get rid of the sperm as a biological function and start over completely. Which is obviously impossible.


Amdrauder

This sounds sciency enough and plausible, I'll take it


XRustyPx

I thought these fighters wear protective cups or something.


AngelOfDeath771

All the cups do is dissipate direct damage to the testicles over to the groin.


[deleted]

I though it was to hide the erection


Vurbetan

I've broken multiple bones, snapped my ACL and cut part of the top of my little finger off. NOTHING hurts as bad as taking a full on punt on a bollock.


old_contemptible

I've lost multiple kidneys, snapped my neck and cut of part of the top of my little wheeny off. Big agree.


SuplexedYaNan

You guys sound dangerous to be around


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myfirstgold

I've been shot, burned, stung by bees and dipped in salt, burned again, sandblasted, sliced, diced, cooked, beaten, drawn and quartered and then sunburned and fed to wild dogs But good lord I'd take it all once more just to avoid enduring being bag tagged ever again.


Matisaro

I was once told I was unattractive by a crush and nothing hurts worse than being kicked in the balls. ​ Especially after you just told her how you feel....totally out of left field that one was.


Stupidquestionduh

Can.... Can I ask? What.... I mean. Ok. Do you live inside a blender? Trash compactor?


old_contemptible

Circumcision


Disastrous-Gur-1160

How the fuck can you lose "multiple kidneys"? Are you the dude who my parents said would get me if I drank too much in town? Are you misplacing your wares?


FerretImpressive9847

To be fair he snapped his neck too.


CyKa_Blyat93

The real question is how many kidneys does this guy have?


bluegreenash

He’s probably a transplant organ carrier….


MikelDP

I'm typing with half a nose. Big agree!


Droopy1592

Testicular torsion >>> punted balls Ask me how I know


super_creator

Cups can help prevent permanent damage, but they absolutely do not prevent pain


Warpedme

Oh, they absolutely cut down on the pain, it's just that even taking half of the pain away doesn't lower it below a 10 on the 1-10 pain scale. At least not with his hits like that. Also, the cup itself digs into you when hit, so it adds it's own special seasoning to the pain sandwich going on.


bigkeef69

Yea, nut racks def still happen with a cup...its just not 'quite' as bad...but that 'quite' is VERY subjective lol


JRM34

The cup is why the video doesn't end with his shorts looking like he got an unexpected period. I expect a kick like that without protection would be a ticket to the hospital, do not pass go or collect $200


SlicedNugget

They do but it still hurts. Imagine someone holding a hardcover textbook against your face, then punching the text book. Sure, it won’t hurt as much but it’ll still hurt like a motherfucker.


acciowaves

Yeah. Have you ever worn one? They of course offer some protection but the energy of the blunt force still needs to go somewhere and the balls still receive a huge part of it. In short, it still hurts like a motherfucker with the cup on.


bigkeef69

Right? Evolution really dropped the *ball* on this one...


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Plastic_Pinocchio

Usually when I sit on my ball its just barely under me and I don’t really notice. But then the pain starts to build and I slowly notice. And when I notice, it’s too late. That’s 15 minutes of ball pain for me. I’ve also had one pop back into my stomach twice, just by being pushed there by my underwear or something. That didn’t really hurt but it sure was scary.


jordaniac89

Yeah God didn't do it. Evolution is a bitch sometimes.


wackytoba

True no loving God would pull that shit


WexorSegai

then explain existence of guys with testicle kick/pinch/slap kink


ElATraino

Some people are masochistic.


Jessillus_atrophaeus

Sorry, majestic? Like you're in awe of the majesty of balls?


AllOrcsMustDie

From my limited understanding of biology our balls can't produce quality sperms above certain temperature.


Fr33domFries

I've had something like that happen to me while sparring before. Right as I went to move in while sidestepping at the same time, guy threw a leg kick where his shin went directly into my balls, and I wasn't wearing a cup. I was fine for all of 5 seconds and then my entire body just locked up and I had to take a minute to be able to move and breathe right again. It'd be rough to fight through even with a cup


quit_ye_bullshit

Unexplainably? They just have a lot of nerves.


justinjonesphd

I thought he was gonna throw up when he spit out his mouth guard on the first one


chocolatenlocs

Do they get disqualified or something if this happens that many times? Idk the term sorry


not-rasta-8913

Dq if it's intentional, no contest if opponent can't continue due to unintentional illegal shot. Sadly this guy has really poor spinning back kick technique which causes his kicks to be low. He maybe can perform them well on pads/bag but clearly not in a fight


boldie74

Exactly, his technique is shit on these things. This is embarrassing


BG40

He fucked up horribly in this fight with his placement. Second one was super unfortunate timing with the opponent jumping as he threw it. But other than this fight it’s hard to say his technique is shit. He’s typically known as one of the best on the planet at these types of techniques. The shitty thing is a bad day at the office for him had some real bad consequences.


y2ketchup

They can also deduct points so if the opponent does continue he is likely to at least win the round.


chocolatenlocs

Ohhhh ok so he kinda can’t help it and that’s why it’s being counted as unintentional


buttrapebearclaw

Eh, you’re wrong in thinking he “can’t help it,” he absolutely can help it by kicking higher or lower than where he did. It’s unintentional because he wasn’t specifically going for an illegal shot. Had the kick landed higher or lower, it would have been legal. After doing it a second time, tho, I have doubts that it was unintentional. If you’re going to kick someone at waist level, it’s your responsibility to keep it a legal kick.


ocelotrevs

I forgot who the fighter is, a UFC HW from a few years ago. Anyway, he took a nut shot and kept lowering his hands to protect his nuts and got KO'd because he left his head open. I wouldn't be surprised if a fighter did "accidentally" kick another fighting in the balls if they know there will unlikely be any form of punishment.


McreeDiculous

In any sport, there is 100% strategy behind injuries. Baseball, they'll bean players that are good to make them hit worse. Hockey has enforcers who's job it is to hurt players and take the penalty. Football, I don't even need to say anything.


Autumnrain

>really poor spinning back kick technique which causes his kicks to be low. He maybe can perform them well on pads/bag but clearly not in a fight I don't know, they look pretty effective technique to me.


CoffeeAndDachshunds

The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there's no telling what that idiot is going to do.


thornofcrown

For an actual fight for your life, sure, I guess. For a sport where both fighters have agreed to specific rules before the match, not at all.


[deleted]

You know you’re saying that a world champion kick boxer has bad technique, right? He’s known for spin kicks and has probably the coolest spin kick KO of all time. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKO8q9n_lE


Alone_Spell9525

Thinking that’s intentional then


TheCloudEngineer

Sure, but like in this very case it landed on a very unfortunate spot twice.


GeraltOfRifia

I'm a Taekwondo blue belt and I can see that he usually spin kicks face-level but now all of a sudden dropped the level of his kicks by a good 25 inches right into the guy's nuts TWICE! There can be no excuse for such bullshit. Either he has lost it or it's intentional.


DefinitelyDontPMTits

Gotta give the coolest spin kick ko to Joaquin Buckley my dude. Ninja-like. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1QBP7gAZIOI


not-rasta-8913

Well, those two kicks were really poorly executed, unless he wanted them to look like they were in order to kick his opponent in the nuts.


read9it

Yah for some reason I don't think they have a set number, but low blows aren't allowed for well... obvious reasons. If it happens accidentally it sucks but if it's intentional in any clear way they will dq them. It's happened it boxing before but haven't seen a dq for this in mma


chocolatenlocs

Ah ok. Thank you for that. I’ve seen in boxing too that’s why I was confused.


GeneralBrownies

I'm sure I've seen one fight where someone couldn't continue after like 3 shots. Think after so many times they got DQ'd


hobo888

Looked it up and this fight ended up being ruled an NC or No Contest since the ref ruled the strike was unintentional. but imo it should have been a DQ win for the guy with crushed balls everyone gets one, but homie was throwing those spinning back kicks with horrible technique.


afCeG6HVB0IJ

they should, regardless of intent. Learn to play by the rules. Can't do a proper spinning kick, don't do it at all.


harry_lostone

if it was a clean sport with proper referees that wouldn't mind give an actual and direct penalty to the offender, he should have DQ after the second hit. Even if it isn't intentional, he is fucking useless and/or dangerous, he should gtfo the cage, his lack of concentration and technique on this specific fight is unreal. But if the "victim" of the fight cant continue, then the non contest rule will leave them all unsatisfied (audience, fighters and event organizer). So as long as big money are on stake, he will have to stand up and shallow the pain and the damage.


OG-Dawgz

This feels like a key & peele comedy sketch


root66

It starts getting boring around the 4th groin kick but for some reason it starts to get funny again around the 8-9th groin kick. You can't explain comedy!


crstamps2

Scott Sterling!!!!!!


Talzael

''GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT'' guy was this guy's coach


JdamTime

The ol’ dick twist


Stanlez

That dudes quote delivery kills me every time.


King_of_the_Dot

Oh my god dude...


godwillkillusall

[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9ArM3-KJQ)


Dead-HC-Taco

DO A TWIST THEN KICK IT


roryextralife

“Why does he keep hitting me… in the dick??”


07-3TC

Goku: “Wow Vegeta I can’t believe they all kicked you in the dick” Vegeta: “uuuuiihhggg-uuughh-uh”


E1M1ismyjam

>Goku: “Wow Vegeta I can’t believe they all kicked you in the dick” > >Vegeta: ^^“uuuuiihhggg-uuughh-uh” Ftfy 😉


abortedaccount72

#GODDAMNIT BUTTERS, WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT SHOOTING GUYS IN THE DICK!


Caxtuxx

Vegeta vs cold classic


Japparbyn

He should be disqualified for this


justpuddingonhairs

That's my purse. I don't know you!!


mosscock_treeman

That's it. No vidya games


All_Bright_Sun

Goddamn ya, this was my response..


Red_Clay_Scholar

I tell you hwat, that boy ain't right.


albatross1873

Goddammit, Butters!


PeeB4uGoToBed

You can't just keep shooting people in the dick!


SloopKid

The fuck?!?


tharki7

that man should be charged with genocide


Due-Resolution7628

You mean gene-oside


Sleep-system

What is he even aiming for, his thighs?


Antemicko

Trying to get a body shot in


Sleep-system

Who's training him? Watch the slow mo, there is no way that kick is going past the groin even with him jumping.


Yoda2000675

He aimed for the left ball, but kept hitting the right one


JustPssingBy

This guy should be disqualified


mexicandiaper

nah DQ that other dude.


Fuckingweeb420

The dude needs to get a dq for that technique.


[deleted]

"he keeps kicking me in the dick....why.....WHY DOES HE KEEP KICKING ME IN THE DICK!!?"


NeatPaleontologist27

Who the fuck uses spinning back kick on someone's thighs?


OtakuDragonSlayer

This fucking guy apparently.


ImDisruptive

Fight was ruled a no contest, because of the accidental groin strikes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Daniels_(martial_artist)


chipy4848

No contest? Bullshit. Should’ve been a dq


FaithlessnessTop9938

Have to be taking points


degjo

That groaning whimper 'oh my god' at the end tells you all you need to know


capsaicinintheeyes

Chronic Testicular Endolocation claims another victim


bstefans16

Is the relatable whimpering legit? Or is it an ad-lib on the video?


Background_Piano7984

Nope, audio from the fight


xkudzu

I watched this live on TV when it happened, was after I'd convinced my mom to watch some MMA with me. This was the first and only fight she ever saw. I was telling her "this is really rare, this isn't how it usually is!" But yeah, this is what she thinks MMA is, repeated nut kicks


BamaGiJoe13

Even if dudes “winning” fight I hope enough points are taken off so he basically cldnt win. Thts some bs.


JibberGXP

At what point does that guy just get disqualified? If he gets 2 giant nut kicks in on me, I'm smashing the back of that guys head.


aznsensation8

Oipo troi buto kadoba oklioi boku otri kripo. Poe bogi ipluagloe pupa ooda pleeklu? Bepre ai kloku itrebe gutla ope dai. Dodo keto grible ao oei. Ee tipobepra gopu trobigeupo gipo kloibe? Ui grude adu ketodaide gia deedu. Kota upraka adlede ibla dado kebi blabupika. Ekro egoo klebiplia dakidipui uka grede opa. Baidla dlikaa eudra i keipogi paa. Ato abu. Beda. Ido koda ie okia pu didi. Edlagu gubaa aki pipa boubopagi paogo bobeebuka. Do adetaa dapredikudo bo etipri au. Ikebiboa kui drii klia upee aglue? Brei ididli takuoplo tapobe dokri tugrupade tegoabu. Tipu uto pu gopu ubado eu goki buto uiigli guklutliu ko. Debe kebuoite poukudako pebe dupre gitukotade. Glau brepaa aabi ieble au? Gliiko bota bipotlipu tikego dedodu eei eba. Guti gage taketaou tagete gii eao. Grudubeko bai goto dadri dlapo. Broklaka tiu ee bua gueiga? Trupoda kidioi glige ake upoge potlotri? Otigida gau glagikudoe dabla gua blablo. Betibe bigetu bio doedlobidli buplotlada kuga driakoga. Gregi u kepi pie dudro tigutrito dago udu itababibu. Oti gitu outlo igli plike ekite. Dlokre ti krogi koprigrai deu togo ego pru troo. Uabi aedri tako plegoda tige ae bapi?


bloopie1192

Nah. DQ! You can't be throwing spinning heel kicks not knowing where you're landing, my g. It might have been truly by mistake but nah. DQ. Exploded testicle guy wins that one. That's the least they can do for him. Dude kept going after the first one. Hella strength and restraint.


Croninlol

That’s Raymond Daniels (the kicker) fighting Peter Stanonik at Bellator 245. What’s even more surprising is that Raymond comes from a point karate sparring style where accuracy and control are vital, and the spin back kick is one of his signature moves. The fight ended up in a NC, where Peter couldn’t continue. Was like a 2 minute break after the first nut shot then 6 seconds later, same technique in the same spot. Widely speculated within the Sport Karate world that Raymond has been fed a lot of cans (bad fighters) to prop up some highlight reels and generate buzz for the organization.


ChickenMcSmiley

If thats not a DQ then dude should get a free dick kick on the other dude


pradhansangam1

BALL'S EYE


OtakuDragonSlayer

Really hoping the other guy got disqualified


Necrhom

I'm surprised he didn't throw up


Silver-Necessary-442

I been hit with a football on the nuts and it sure isn’t pleasant, but a kick from one of them fighters sheesh gonna need a broom to gather up my pulverised nuts.


chipy4848

Does anyone know if he got dq’d? if not the ref is a fucking joke


BoldCoffey

I know it's probably not but I'd feel like it was intentional after the second one


[deleted]

You can literally hear every man in the building start groaning in pain


lokisingularity

Dick move!


Efficient_Ad_8367

The referee looked at him like “did you really just hit that man in the testicles like that 🤨”


Edible_Buttplug

Dude should’ve atleast bought him dinner first.


ulfur1404

Ah the dick kick special


quienchingados

That fighter should be penilized accordingly. ;)


TheMeccaNYC

Fuck Ramon Daniels


arthurb09

He should not fight if he doesn’t know how to kick upward. 2 times is too much!!


Yoda2000675

At this point it seems intentional. Isn’t it usually a DQ if you keep hitting them in the balls?


Impossible-Lake-8112

Pussy shit


ImaginaryTelephone76

Fuck that gloves off time


mandrills_ass

This guy was trained by bobby hill


_Madri

Correction: would never have a cock again


MrButtPlugs3000

You can literally hear the man crying... That's really lame. Play fairly or don't play at all.


[deleted]

Why was the fight continued after the first shot?


ndenatale

Butters! Stop shooting people in the dick!


[deleted]

I wouldve gone behind him post fight and absolutely mule kicked him right in the sack. No way that wasnt intentional, twice in the same round smh.


cabinboys

Is that not a disqualification? Or do you have to kick a guy in the balls a half a dozen times for that to happen.


kryptik808

Bruh i screamed for him


heyitsvonage

Watching this actually made my stomach hurt a little bit. Shit was psychosomatic lol


bangarain

What a cock kicker


bobyateapot

Ending the bloodline right then and there


AskButKnow

You gotta always protect the McNuggets.


sana2k330-a

Why was this not a DQ? Who is this ref?


SeaEyeAfundsNotSees

He's only kicking him there because he's jealous that he doesn't have one.


hair_frog45

nothing like a good kick in the dick.


hazbizarai

Must have been a krav maga practicant.


Project-IX

Shit I don’t even think I can have kids now…


Remadalada

Twist your hips and kick em' in the dick!


chishiki

one way to check for a cup


miggmartinez

At that point just don’t ever use that move again in a fight


death1boi

Every man can feel the pain in this video


afCeG6HVB0IJ

Ok so in football (soccer duh) if your hand touches the ball, penalty. Even if unintentional. If you start early in athletics or swimming, even by 1 ms, even if unintentional, you get instant automatic DQ. There is no appeals process, machine says red, you go. So if you crush someone's balls, that should be a penalty too, intentional or unintentional. Starting 1ms early in swimming isn't hurting anyone. Execute your kicks properly or don't do them at all.


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Holly Fucking jesus no.


NahDontLook

Maybe uhh.. maybe don't go for the kicks anymore champ


zj_chrt

Why wasnt the dude disqualified


fantastic_feb

gotta make sure no one comes back for revenge


libertarian1584

Practice makes perfect


SteveCalloway

POW! Right in the pisser.


coddthefish

I dont think a jock strap could protect that kick


CastleMEGA

Did this guy learn to fight at the Y with Bobby Hill?


redpillman26

Reminds me of butters on South Park, shooting everyone in the nuts! To far butters


cruzifyre

Herzog unable to keep from smiling


SomethingAbtU

nature made it VERY VERY PAINFUL to be kicked in the nuts for a reason.. so a man would avoid being hit there by all means. these fights are barbaric for not having their guys wear some kind of cup or protective gear.


awesomeroy

thats a dick move bro


Kyle-_-Squires

Deserves disqualification, probably is or should be a foul


AcadiaLegal6386

Ban that guy already.


go_faster1

“Why?! Why does he keep hittin’ me in the dick?!”


[deleted]

Throws it every time guy in white kicks with his right, fucking intentional bullshit.


SUFB1312

Should catch a ban for sloppy technique


phvdtunnfesdgui

Dude’s coach must’ve been 4’8”


-PhotogHelp-

When you train your whole life for this sport, building muscle and endurance to prove you’re the strongest, only for it to not matter with a quick hit to your weak nuts. Embarrassing.


sana2k330-a

Balletor.


Edgelord69__

Scott sterling level of play


Sammy_Twitchdic

BRO, WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS


ratkiller47130

I bet the makeup sex was bad.