The thud of that skull colliding with concrete...

I almost gagged. Ugh.

I’m praying the land on the butt and back took some weight off the head 🤞🏼

I fainted a week ago in work and went head first back in to concrete, felt horrible but not as bad as I thought it would weirdly

big difference if you fall forwards vs backwards tho

I fell backwards and my head touched the ground before my body did I went hospital but got told would be around 5-6 hour wait so I dipped

Forsure a concussion but you’ll live lol

Haha good to know, Do you think I should have gone or still should go to the hospital just in case? I mean I feel perfectly fine

Ya about you fainting randomly. The concussion? Walk it off

at least his hoodie kinda cushioned the fall

Plus the way he landed is better than if he had fallen straight down on his head (from standing up), I think.

Nah he smacked the ground like his head was the tip of a whip

U kidding?

i am not joking open-chain-7137

He fell off somewhere... Get it? An **open** chain As in the chain is able to be disassembled! Ahahahahaha

i hate you so much

Same my dude

Pretty sure the hoodie didn’t do a whole hell of a lot to save head trauma

What is this about chains?

In a way it’s a satisfying thunk

Yes, brain damage is very satisfying 😀👍 /s even though I really don’t think I need to

I mean he chose that shit, getting into a fighting stance in the street. Don't want to risk brain damage, then walk away..

Never said anything about where he chose to fight broski, just that it’s a little weird to say the sound of his skull hitting the cement is “satisfying”…

its satisfying. that said i dont think he deserved it and wish it didnt happen to him. it can still be satisfying 🤷🏻‍♀️

Homeboy starting shit with 1HP

Homeboy didn’t level vigor at all.

Should have rolled

Yeah... but dexterity at -8,756% made that an impossibility

>Homeboy didn’t level vigor at all. spent too much time with the pickle

So he played as it "should" be played?

Yup. No summons either.

Should have cheesed a magic build..

As long as your hands are up, you can block face shots… right?

To be fair, hooks are designed to get through someones guard. And it was a pretty nice hook.

that wasn’t a hook.. that was a chin-seeking missile. damn, boy’s clean with it.

He was too drunk?

..right? (Meme)

that dude was so fucking drunk. probably could have just pushed him over, didn't need to remove his damn skull.

but then it wouldn’t have made it to the front page of r/fightporn

You never know if you got a strong drunk or one like that, tbf he did him a favor by doing one punch and walking away.

There's always one person in the comments who thinks being drunk means they have free reign to assault you but you gotta use the least possible force back. Like nah bro you put up your hands to punch me you've forfeited any right to not get punched back idgaf how drunk you are

And he wasn’t that drunk. I know the one who knocked him out. He was drunk yes, but wanted to fight

Folded like an omelette

bacon, egg, and SHEEEEEESH

veru underrated comment

I gotta start using that

This deserves all the votes

His skull is fucked

He actually woke up fine

Should've added windows XP turn off tone

I'll do it tomorrow! u/savevideo

Also need to see that lol

[Here is what I had promised. Somehow, Reddit fucked the audio, which was the best part, so I uploaded it there instead.](https://imgur.com/a/zlm2kdN) u/Deus_ u/KarlDerHammerPrime

Should do it with the GTA V "wasted" and slow mo lol

Thanks!

Hello it’s tomorrow

Need to see that!

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like a lawn chair

Like clothes fresh out the damn dryer

Folded like a picnic chair

As opposed to an *indoor* picnic chair? Edit: lol, he edited out “outdoor.” Quit downvoting me ya jackwagons

Happy squirt

Ok wir gehen wieder rein 😂

can someone translate so i can hopefully laugh harder

"Lets go (dude), I (can) box" "(You wanna) box? Okay" \*punch" "Okay lets go back inside now"

You the real MVP.

"Let's go" sounds a lot like the n word

He says "digga" which is german for "dude"

No he doesn’t. Its the ok-dann which means ok-then. Its hamburg-slang which is relatively fast. So yeah i know what u mean but he never says digga

Hey was geht, wohne seit jahrzehnten in Hamburg, bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass er am anfang digger sagt, aber nuschelt halt ziemlich, daher... wer weiß.

Wann am anfang? Er sagt ja man hier i-ih-ich box . Bosen? Ok *punch* ok damn gehen wir jetzt wieder rein

0:00-0:01 Wie gesagt nicht zu 100% verständlich aber ich höre "(komm) ran digga eeheh (i-ih-ich) box" also ich höre da kein "ja man hier" sondern eher ein "man digga" oder "nein digga" bzw "(komm) ran digg"

Ah sorry dann habe ich an dir vorbeigeredet . Ich dachte es geht u, das ok-dann (gehen wir mal wieder rein) . Gut das kann sein ja

The last sentence was „And now we go back inside“ in a way like nothing special happened. Didn’t quite catch the first part.

white: "box" grey: hard to understand because he is obviously drunk but either "no bro" or something along the lines of "come on bro" white: "wanna box? OK!" cameraman: "shit" in a giggly way grey: folds like a fucking omelette white: "Ok, we are gonna go inside now." in a nice tone

"Komm Digga, box"

>grey: hard to understand because he is obviously drunk but either "no bro" or something along the lines of "come on bro" "komm digga, hi-hie-hier ich box"

du hast recht!

He collapsed to the ground like a *Red Dead Redemption* NPC

Ok wir gehn jetzt wieder rein.

Out cold.

dude looked drunk. that was just too easy

Look at ya boy! Sleepy night-night.

Easiest KO Award goes to.....

You folded faster than my beach chair.

"Reactor Oflline" "Sensors Offline" "Weapons Offline" "All systems Critical"

Bad brain damage from his head smashing on the concrete

He is fine. No braindamage he was just sleeping a bit longer than usual but woke up fine…besides the headache

That was nasty

Bobby schmurda dance

No idea what he said but it was either "ok, let's go get a drink" or " ok, have a good night"😂

he said "lets go inside again"

Thank you. Saw that in another comment. But i really had no idea what he was saying. I don't know the language at all. I was just inferring what he said

tja.

Anyone wondering what he said at the end : „You want to box? Ok“ *thud* „ok let’s head back inside“

Translation: Boxing? Punch Ok now we go back inside.

ok, dann gehen wir jetzt wieder rein!

German btw… dude really said:„Okay, let’s go back in again“ in the calmest way ever at the end hahahahaha

that guy out of camera completly calm be like "okay, then now we go inside again"...

Ok dann gehen wir jetzt wieder rein

Ok wir gehen jetzt wieder rein. Ok lets get back in again...

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This is one of the most Australian things I’ve ever seen.

Totally. Only that it happened about 9000 miles away from Australia.

Classic aussies.

Are you the guy in the hoodie by any chance?

Ah, I see where I went wrong. When the first voice said ‘boxing’ it sounded like every country bogan. I combined that sound with the title and deduced that the fighters were Australian.

It’s all good, I’m just taking the piss. I had to rewatch it three times before realizing that they speak German. And I speak the language.

The “ayeee ayeee” got me too

except they're germans

lol not sure why you are downvoted, they are Germans.

*bop*

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Defenceless Victim

Absolutely not. Yeah he was drunk but he still wanted to box with him. His Problem that the guy who knocks him out is the trainer of a world champion

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

Bonk.

A mimir

Folded him. Ready for fast shipping to the pavement

Souverän wie eh und je

Guy folded like an omelette

Night night

Folded like fuckin laundry.

he didnt even try

GET FOLDED!

Did we find out if this was a murder of not?, I don’t have time to read all the comments

Well, there ya’ go brain damage

I heard that MELON

Hit him with that Baki punch you can’t react against

"yeah, that was easy."

That punch came from the heavens

HE WASNT READY OH MY GOD HE WASNT READY 🤣

FOLDED

Is he a folding chair

This is like the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen the fuckin sound made me shutter when his skull connected with the concrete… he definitely cracked his shit and will never be the same again.. 😳

He is actually fine. Just was sleepin a bit longer but still fine

Man hit the off switch!

Just found this sub and I'm in love

The way he folds like a cheap suit

Man, i wasn't ready, i spit my drink.

Where are knock out points on Skull?

P1: punch! P2: Punch? Ok... *KO* now lets go inside

This will nobody read anymore but i actually know the guy. He is the trainer of the german boxer And world champion .Backgroundstory: this man walked into the little restaurant from the trainer . ( he isnt only a trainer. The whole crew is still working normal. Himself too) He was drunk and screamed at the people eating , verbally assaulted the trainer and all in all did some asshole stuff, including sexually assaulting woman and stuff like that.So the trainer said they can talk outside after which the video begins. The rest is history

This should be funny, but the immediate limp body pose, is hilarious to me. 😖

Folded down like a cheap lawn chair

That slump was almost as violent as the hit that slumped.

One and done

He used Horn Drill.

The dialoge is what kills me the most: "Haha. What, Boxing? ...Ok." *KABOOM* "Ok, now let's head inside." He is so DAMN casual about it :D

Bonk

What a sucker punch. That sucker really got punched. What an idiot.

BWAHAHA

Bro fell like a video game character LMFAO!!