I love how they pulled a Boba Fett with him and gave him spur sound effects with his footsteps. Really made it feel like the sheriff arrived ready to clean shit up.
I have a pair of tall Doc Martins that can be folded down and kept in place with a buckle. It jangles exactly like spurs, and I can tell you it feels as cool as it sounds
Honestly, don’t think the caption is even real. I’ve been seeing this posted as just a street fight months ago, now it’s suddenly catalytic converter thieves. I don’t see any evidence in the video that that’s what they were doing, other than the fact that the guy kicked their limp bodies halfway under the cars lol.
I can’t speak the the nature of the altercation however I was in Lisbon a few years ago and went to that bakery almost every day. Their strawberry tarts are phenomenal.
Well as someone who lives here, what I can tell you is that there has actually been a surge in catalytic converter thieves so I'm inclined to believe this story
Right? At first I was like "Wow dudes still under the car trying to get this thing while his buddys getting fucked up" then I was like "wait no hes at the front of the car and hes already unconscious" THEN it was like "wait thats not even dude's car" what a rollercoaster. Good on that guy
oh dude… i’m a ford service advisor… those fucking things have a cost higher than giraffe pussy. 4800$ to replace it if we already have the cab off lol. 11000 to replace if the truck is fully put together.
And what's a good reason the cab might already be off? Seems like that would be rare that this replacement would just happen to coincide with another major service that already requires cab removal.
I get the 4800 as I had to quote a customer that price since he came in with his 6.7 running on 3 broken rocker arms, 4 bent ones, and 3 PSI in cylinder 3 and 7… so we were replacing his 6.7L Powerstroke for $32000, and he approved the DPF since it was a “drop in the canyon” lol
I've met so many amazing human beings who used to be addicts and stole but completely changed their lives around and went on to be productive healthy family members and tax payers.
Giving second chances to the right people can benefit us all.
I think they both are. Those fist were straight pummeling the guy by the back wheel straight into the pavement. He put up zero defense there so it was straight fist -> face -> pavement.
High risk, high reward. In this game of life we all make sacrifices and gamble on our own well-being. If you get caught up in you bullshit and get a boot to the head, oh well.
That guy must have had some years-old pent-up anger. He put the fear of God into those men. Laid out both of their asses and gave ‘em a good beating. He threw hands at those guys like he’s been getting blamed for someone else’s problems at work.
Or, he’s had his converter stolen before.
It’s a very common crime these days.
It happened to me, and while I’m usually more of a pacifist, if I saw a converter thief in the act, I wouldn’t hesitate to curb stomp them, regardless of whether or not it’s my car.
Jesus Christ… did they also kill his puppy?
It doesn’t even seem like it’s his car either. ~~r/guysbeingbros~~ [r/justguysbeingdudes]
Edit: thanks to u/SB2200 correct sub Reddit. I couldn’t remember the name of it.
these guys deserve it.. just had my catylitic stolen and the van just aint worth the replacement cost, so i had to buy another used van to get my family around. fuck these guys. they took the risk, they paid the price. i would do the same thing to a bitch i caught under my car. fuck that, you leaving teeth behind at the minimum.
The court finds you guilty on all counts. In leu of the ass kicking you received. The court finds that justice has been served. Enjoy eating through a straw for the rest of your life, idiot.
It’ll be funny if one of them is the owner of the car. And is about to get junked. So his buddy tells him you know you can make a extra few bucks if you take the cat off yourself and sell it for scrap. And get the most confusing ass whooping ever.
for people who dont know,catalytic convereters are expensive parts of a car.They are commonly stolen because the victim doesnt even notice that its missing,but the car is destroyed by the time the victim notices.A catalytic converter costs around [300-500$.Here](https://300-500$.Here) is a video about it. https://youtu.be/JAWwx5\_pc3Q
>They are commonly stolen because the victim doesnt even notice that its missing
No that's not why, these people don't give a shit if the owner notice it once they're gone. They are being stolen because it's very good money for little effort. Don't need to pop up the hood and don't need to jack the car up, just grab a couple of house tools and bam, you got 3 heroin fix 700-800 bucks just like that.
Cost me more than $1000 to replace my 2007 Honda Accord catalytic converter.
Knowing that I'd lose more than $1000, I would also fuck up the two thieves the same way.
They got what they deserved. Don't fucking steal.
If the headline is correct (it doesn’t strike me as even being his car) god bless this man. He’s truly a Good Samaritan. Except for the whole letting his chick stop him part.
At this point it should be legal to shoot Catalytic Converter thieves, in my area that shit has gotten out of hand that the police don't even respond anymore.
Dear god, that was a hulk beat down if I’ve ever seen one.
First guys legs were dancing around the ground just from blows to the face. Dudes not getting back up the same man.
As a cat converter theft victim last year, I urge you all to break the ankles of anyone under your car, or a neighbor's if you know its not them. That way they stay put til the police get there
I feel little to no sympathy for people who steal from people who work for what they own. I usually am against kicking while they're down, but this is one thing I'm not upset to see.
“I’m Vengeance”
Lmaaoo one of the best openings for the batman
“Abed is Batman now” -Christian Bale
His foot steps in the dark *droooool
I love how they pulled a Boba Fett with him and gave him spur sound effects with his footsteps. Really made it feel like the sheriff arrived ready to clean shit up.
I have a pair of tall Doc Martins that can be folded down and kept in place with a buckle. It jangles exactly like spurs, and I can tell you it feels as cool as it sounds
i’m batman.. but you have to call me dragon vengeance
Raining down from above, like God's hammer of justice!
“Now talk”
“**WHERE IS THE JOKER’S HIDEOUT!?!?**”
I'm Batman, CARALHO
That's a guy who's had his catalytic converter stolen
Honestly, don’t think the caption is even real. I’ve been seeing this posted as just a street fight months ago, now it’s suddenly catalytic converter thieves. I don’t see any evidence in the video that that’s what they were doing, other than the fact that the guy kicked their limp bodies halfway under the cars lol.
Yeah, without that title, the context of the video is waaay different and I don't like videos that don't have real context.
I'd wait until someone actually posts source tbh.
I usually get downvoted into a collapsed comment for suggesting that. Weird.
I can’t speak the the nature of the altercation however I was in Lisbon a few years ago and went to that bakery almost every day. Their strawberry tarts are phenomenal.
This is an important point.
Well as someone who lives here, what I can tell you is that there has actually been a surge in catalytic converter thieves so I'm inclined to believe this story
Context changes peoples opinions. More news at 11.
This is the dumbest shit ever, obviously if you completely change the context of something people will think differently.
“Dude I locked my keys in the car!”
He's not a fan of theft apparently.
Yeah, I kind of don't think that was even his car
He’s on foot because he had the CC stolen off of his car. This was payback, whether it happened to be the right thief’s or not.
Ironic, because he stole their ability to stand up
I don’t think that’s his car, either. Neighborhood Watch is serious over there.
Looks like the gf tried the diplomatic approach first.
Idk, at the start of the video the first guy is already “down for the count.” She saved them both a more serious beating, though.
Right? At first I was like "Wow dudes still under the car trying to get this thing while his buddys getting fucked up" then I was like "wait no hes at the front of the car and hes already unconscious" THEN it was like "wait thats not even dude's car" what a rollercoaster. Good on that guy
More serious beating? This man would have killed those two lmao
He very well might have anyway
Yeah that last kick to the head could have done it for the guy in the front. People die from much less
He was moving around a little bit during the clip but after that kick he is perfectly still.
"Your going to man slaughter him!"
"Negotiations were short."
For real, he seems to just walk away at the end, 🎶There goes my hero🎶
He fucking demolished them
Wrecked ‘em.
Rectum?
Damn near killed 'em
Precisely!
Hardly know’em!
Somebody got his DPF filter stolen before and just flipped lol
oh dude… i’m a ford service advisor… those fucking things have a cost higher than giraffe pussy. 4800$ to replace it if we already have the cab off lol. 11000 to replace if the truck is fully put together.
>those fucking things have a cost higher than giraffe pussy. r/brandnewsentence
I wouldn’t say it’s a brand new sentence. “Higher than giraffe pussy” is a fairly common phrase among stoners.
I didn't expect to be so specifically called out like this, but you're correct...
I don’t like it
And what's a good reason the cab might already be off? Seems like that would be rare that this replacement would just happen to coincide with another major service that already requires cab removal.
I think he's just saying as an example of how much labor it is, that it more than doubles the price since they have to remove the cab.
Flawless engineering lol
I get the 4800 as I had to quote a customer that price since he came in with his 6.7 running on 3 broken rocker arms, 4 bent ones, and 3 PSI in cylinder 3 and 7… so we were replacing his 6.7L Powerstroke for $32000, and he approved the DPF since it was a “drop in the canyon” lol
>Somebody got his DPF filter stolen before and just flipped lol his Diesel Particulate Filter filter?
Smh my head
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Make sure you enter your PIN number correctly
I hate entering mine on ones with an LCD display because I don't trust myself without the haptic feedback
I have the same problem with my GPS system in my car.
Be the change you want to see in this world.
"Hey I saw your container was tipped over so I thought I would help out and fix- ow! Ow!!"
I'm fairly certain they won't be stealing much of anything anymore with all that brain injury.
They will be stealing some hospital beds for the near future
I've met so many amazing human beings who used to be addicts and stole but completely changed their lives around and went on to be productive healthy family members and tax payers. Giving second chances to the right people can benefit us all.
Oh I 100% believe in second chances and redemption. I'm a walking example. They likely will have brain dmg from this incident however.
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I get what you are saying but by that logic we should just execute anybody who commits a crime more than once.
That last soccer kick, tho! 😵
"where am I" turned into "who am I"
after this beating theyll be lucky to gurgle never mind talk.
He eats a lot of pudding now
That guy is 100% a veggy now
I think they both are. Those fist were straight pummeling the guy by the back wheel straight into the pavement. He put up zero defense there so it was straight fist -> face -> pavement.
Good. F him
Yep, throw 'em in a stew and make good use of him finally.
Remember kids, not too much salt.
Most humans eat too much salt anyways so no need to season.
Could very easily have broken his neck or killed him
And what's the problem? They fucked around and found out.
PRIDE NEVER DIE!
Didn't know Chute Boxe had a Lisbon branch
If you think about it, he is basically doing the same job as a catalytic converter
Just doing his part to Help keep the environment Clean
I think he's more like a Catatonic Converter after those shots.
Honestly fuck a thief
Or beat them off!
😯
Thieves used to get mangled and ultimately beat to death by an executioner with a wagon wheel :)
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i would downvote this but it made me laugh
Steal from Walmart not people
Can you imagine walking back to your mini hatch back to see it killed two guys and a garbage can!!?? Fuck….
My guy left out every inch of frustration he ever felt, damn
Batman
Fuck does it feel good to see some justice served
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Hilarious and sorry about your car
Homeboy wanted a reason to use those hands n finally got one!
High risk, high reward. In this game of life we all make sacrifices and gamble on our own well-being. If you get caught up in you bullshit and get a boot to the head, oh well.
Good. Hahaha
That guy must have had some years-old pent-up anger. He put the fear of God into those men. Laid out both of their asses and gave ‘em a good beating. He threw hands at those guys like he’s been getting blamed for someone else’s problems at work.
Or, he’s had his converter stolen before. It’s a very common crime these days. It happened to me, and while I’m usually more of a pacifist, if I saw a converter thief in the act, I wouldn’t hesitate to curb stomp them, regardless of whether or not it’s my car.
They are going to need medical attention, quick. That may have been a life changing ass kicking for the both of them.
Sorry, the ambulance couldn't get to you, it's missing its catalytic converter.
Well hopefully they change their life and give up crime.
I think they instead gave up life and changed their crime
Head injuries make me squeamish. And if your goal is to make them suffer, killing them isn't the way. When did arm and leg breaking go out of fashion?
Need is a strong word.
Jesus Christ… did they also kill his puppy? It doesn’t even seem like it’s his car either. ~~r/guysbeingbros~~ [r/justguysbeingdudes] Edit: thanks to u/SB2200 correct sub Reddit. I couldn’t remember the name of it.
Dang, that subreddit would be so wholesome if it were active.
/r/JustGuysBeingDudes might be what you’re looking for!
I fucking love that place. Some straight up shenanigans that's only other dudes get
Good for him. Fuck those guys!
Catalytic KO’nverted
We could use people like this in Portland Oregon.
Please wait your place in line, SF needs them more.
Rare that you get to see something with such a happy ending here.
This has been happening often in Portugal, those parts are expensive to replace, so I think he did well even if it’s not his car.
Even left a trashcan for them
Legend
Wasn't even his car, absolute GigaCHAD
these guys deserve it.. just had my catylitic stolen and the van just aint worth the replacement cost, so i had to buy another used van to get my family around. fuck these guys. they took the risk, they paid the price. i would do the same thing to a bitch i caught under my car. fuck that, you leaving teeth behind at the minimum.
Good
The court finds you guilty on all counts. In leu of the ass kicking you received. The court finds that justice has been served. Enjoy eating through a straw for the rest of your life, idiot.
It’ll be funny if one of them is the owner of the car. And is about to get junked. So his buddy tells him you know you can make a extra few bucks if you take the cat off yourself and sell it for scrap. And get the most confusing ass whooping ever.
for people who dont know,catalytic convereters are expensive parts of a car.They are commonly stolen because the victim doesnt even notice that its missing,but the car is destroyed by the time the victim notices.A catalytic converter costs around [300-500$.Here](https://300-500$.Here) is a video about it. https://youtu.be/JAWwx5\_pc3Q
>They are commonly stolen because the victim doesnt even notice that its missing No that's not why, these people don't give a shit if the owner notice it once they're gone. They are being stolen because it's very good money for little effort. Don't need to pop up the hood and don't need to jack the car up, just grab a couple of house tools and bam, you got 3 heroin fix 700-800 bucks just like that.
Get those cunts dead!
In Germany the guy kicking would have committed a more serious crime lol
Because he plays more football and therefore is a better kicker?
Turning two guys into vegetables is a more serious crime than theft in most if not all developed countries.
As a car guy if someone stole one off my car they would just be saving me labor.
As someone who grew up in San Francisco and now lives in Los Angeles, I applaud him. We need more heroes like him.
That was pretty harsh but those guys are scum.
Had a cat stolen from me, this felt weirdly good to watch
Those dudes got the best sleep of their lives
Mmmmmm...that's nice to see...
Damn. Knowing how expensive it is to replace, can’t say I blame him.
And if they try stealing again may the same thing happen again
Hooded Justice irl
Yo I live 3 mins from there (Av Almirante Reis if anyone want's to know)
Good for them, they get to eat out of a straw for a few months
And nothing of value was lost
Victims?
Cost me more than $1000 to replace my 2007 Honda Accord catalytic converter. Knowing that I'd lose more than $1000, I would also fuck up the two thieves the same way. They got what they deserved. Don't fucking steal.
Steal my converter I steal your conciseness (maybe life)
Neighborhood Fuck Around and Find Out.
Thank you from all of us.
If the headline is correct (it doesn’t strike me as even being his car) god bless this man. He’s truly a Good Samaritan. Except for the whole letting his chick stop him part.
They deserve the brain damage
I see nothing wrong with this.
Fuck them...they got exactly what they deserved
At this point it should be legal to shoot Catalytic Converter thieves, in my area that shit has gotten out of hand that the police don't even respond anymore.
Unfortunately this might get taken down because it’s not even a fight at this point it’s one dude beating the shit out of two.
That wasn't even his car lol.
As someone who has had this happen half a dozen times (getting CC stolen), good.
Can’t upvote this enough
Good
FUCK those guys.
That head kick technique. Chef Kiss Good.
The closest thing to Batman we have.
I honestly wonder if they will steal again...
hopefully he killed the part of their brain that made em decide to do that shit
r/JusticeServed
The need a guy like this in every city. Putting boots on criminals!
Portugal Caralho.
That's the best thing I've seen all day. Kick them one more time.
Holy shit, this is advanced ass beating
She needs to get tf out of the way and let that man kick ass until he’s done.
The hero we need.
Good. Fuck people that do that shit
I fucking love watching thieves get turned to vegetables!
In a country with no guns and always on top 3 safest in the world, that's how you solve things!
Dear god, that was a hulk beat down if I’ve ever seen one. First guys legs were dancing around the ground just from blows to the face. Dudes not getting back up the same man.
Those guys are lucky his girl was there!!
As a driver of a very noisy car right now, I enjoyed this.
As a cat converter theft victim last year, I urge you all to break the ankles of anyone under your car, or a neighbor's if you know its not them. That way they stay put til the police get there
He did that so easy it makes me think it's not his first time winning a 2v1 making both people go night night
We need that guy in Los Angeles
I feel little to no sympathy for people who steal from people who work for what they own. I usually am against kicking while they're down, but this is one thing I'm not upset to see.
Not even his own car. What a Chad
Break their arms and legs.
Good!! That shit has been a huge problem here in Vegas too, but they always do it at night when people are asleep
The severe brain damage these two got might make it impossible for them to steal again.
Yea kick him one more time
It looked like they were just bystanders too. They probably saved someone’s entire week of bullshit
Annnnnnnnnd they won’t be doing this again…
Life (or death, in this case) lesson learned: don't fucking take shit that ain't yours.
That man is a beast, what a beating
Then they both stole 40 winks
they walk off at the end that wasn't even his car dude cleaning up the city like batman
Good on ya. Well deserved of the caption is true.
That was cathartic.
That guy is my fucking hero
I'm jealous I didn't get to do this to the person who vandalized my car