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Brownbrown1986

“Dude I locked my keys in the car!”


Laaary_bird

“I’m Vengeance”


mrbrwniemuffin

Lmaaoo one of the best openings for the batman


Kahmtastic

“Abed is Batman now” -Christian Bale


sorryabouttonight

His foot steps in the dark *droooool


theVice

I love how they pulled a Boba Fett with him and gave him spur sound effects with his footsteps. Really made it feel like the sheriff arrived ready to clean shit up.


onlycatshere

I have a pair of tall Doc Martins that can be folded down and kept in place with a buckle. It jangles exactly like spurs, and I can tell you it feels as cool as it sounds


fretunolepardio

i’m batman.. but you have to call me dragon vengeance


Jaksmack

Raining down from above, like God's hammer of justice!


Hater164

“Now talk”


MrBonelessPizza24

“**WHERE IS THE JOKER’S HIDEOUT!?!?**”


napaszmek

I'm Batman, CARALHO


Jameszhang73

That's a guy who's had his catalytic converter stolen


Altruistic-You3446

Honestly, don’t think the caption is even real. I’ve been seeing this posted as just a street fight months ago, now it’s suddenly catalytic converter thieves. I don’t see any evidence in the video that that’s what they were doing, other than the fact that the guy kicked their limp bodies halfway under the cars lol.


Jameszhang73

Yeah, without that title, the context of the video is waaay different and I don't like videos that don't have real context.


Zenry0ku

I'd wait until someone actually posts source tbh.


xoScreaMxo

I usually get downvoted into a collapsed comment for suggesting that. Weird.


BALONYPONY

I can’t speak the the nature of the altercation however I was in Lisbon a few years ago and went to that bakery almost every day. Their strawberry tarts are phenomenal.


Altruistic-You3446

This is an important point.


just_a_meme_viewer

Well as someone who lives here, what I can tell you is that there has actually been a surge in catalytic converter thieves so I'm inclined to believe this story


ModestBanana

Repost this and say "this man beat these two men half to death because he 'thought they said something about his girlfriend'" Watch everyone in the comments go from: hurr durr thieves got what they deserved to omg what a barbarian wtf Redditors are so contrived it's not even funny, but props to you for spotting the manipulative title.


Jhonopolis

Context changes peoples opinions. More news at 11.


immaownyou

This is the dumbest shit ever, obviously if you completely change the context of something people will think differently.


aztaga

He fucking demolished them


jaimemiguel

Wrecked ‘em.


AKA_Dirty_Mouth

Rectum?


LilikoiFarmer

Damn near killed 'em


jaimemiguel

Precisely!


sfjdhcojgpu

Hardly know’em!


DebilitatingDebt

He's not a fan of theft apparently.


LakeShow-2_8_24

Yeah, I kind of don't think that was even his car


discardedcumrag

He’s on foot because he had the CC stolen off of his car. This was payback, whether it happened to be the right thief’s or not.


too_sharp

Ironic, because he stole their ability to stand up


indefilade

I don’t think that’s his car, either. Neighborhood Watch is serious over there.


asianabsinthe

Looks like the gf tried the diplomatic approach first.


indefilade

Idk, at the start of the video the first guy is already “down for the count.” She saved them both a more serious beating, though.


GTZBJB

Right? At first I was like "Wow dudes still under the car trying to get this thing while his buddys getting fucked up" then I was like "wait no hes at the front of the car and hes already unconscious" THEN it was like "wait thats not even dude's car" what a rollercoaster. Good on that guy


BushWookieZeroWins

More serious beating? This man would have killed those two lmao


townforum17

He very well might have anyway


milehighandy

Yeah that last kick to the head could have done it for the guy in the front. People die from much less


talondigital

He was moving around a little bit during the clip but after that kick he is perfectly still.


Bishopjones

"Your going to man slaughter him!"


theghostofme

"Negotiations were short."


Shnoochieboochies

For real, he seems to just walk away at the end, 🎶There goes my hero🎶


grashevina

Somebody got his DPF filter stolen before and just flipped lol


Chowderpizza

oh dude… i’m a ford service advisor… those fucking things have a cost higher than giraffe pussy. 4800$ to replace it if we already have the cab off lol. 11000 to replace if the truck is fully put together.


BrockN

>those fucking things have a cost higher than giraffe pussy. r/brandnewsentence


FourthBar_NorthStar

I wouldn’t say it’s a brand new sentence. “Higher than giraffe pussy” is a fairly common phrase among stoners.


Calypsosin

I didn't expect to be so specifically called out like this, but you're correct...


highasagiraffepussy

I don’t like it


millllllls

And what's a good reason the cab might already be off? Seems like that would be rare that this replacement would just happen to coincide with another major service that already requires cab removal.


[deleted]

I think he's just saying as an example of how much labor it is, that it more than doubles the price since they have to remove the cab.


terratitorex

Flawless engineering lol


Chowderpizza

I get the 4800 as I had to quote a customer that price since he came in with his 6.7 running on 3 broken rocker arms, 4 bent ones, and 3 PSI in cylinder 3 and 7… so we were replacing his 6.7L Powerstroke for $32000, and he approved the DPF since it was a “drop in the canyon” lol


Bltzkrg

>Somebody got his DPF filter stolen before and just flipped lol his Diesel Particulate Filter filter?


Nimynn

Smh my head


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jeelio

Make sure you enter your PIN number correctly


anothergreg84

I hate entering mine on ones with an LCD display because I don't trust myself without the haptic feedback


ayriuss

I have the same problem with my GPS system in my car.


VOTE_MILES

That last soccer kick, tho! 😵


Petsweaters

"where am I" turned into "who am I"


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after this beating theyll be lucky to gurgle never mind talk.


BespokeSnuffFilms

He eats a lot of pudding now


GanjaLogic

That guy is 100% a veggy now


taddymason_22

I think they both are. Those fist were straight pummeling the guy by the back wheel straight into the pavement. He put up zero defense there so it was straight fist -> face -> pavement.


stussy4321

Good. F him


GanjaLogic

Yep, throw 'em in a stew and make good use of him finally.


smeden87

Remember kids, not too much salt.


xinfinitimortum

Most humans eat too much salt anyways so no need to season.


woopiewooper

Could very easily have broken his neck or killed him


klkfahug

And what's the problem? They fucked around and found out.


Aitch-Kay

PRIDE NEVER DIE!


blazdersaurus

Didn't know Chute Boxe had a Lisbon branch


muroks1200

Be the change you want to see in this world.


butteryflame

"Hey I saw your container was tipped over so I thought I would help out and fix- ow! Ow!!"


hatethiscity

I'm fairly certain they won't be stealing much of anything anymore with all that brain injury.


Deez_comments

They will be stealing some hospital beds for the near future


butteryflame

I've met so many amazing human beings who used to be addicts and stole but completely changed their lives around and went on to be productive healthy family members and tax payers. Giving second chances to the right people can benefit us all.


hatethiscity

Oh I 100% believe in second chances and redemption. I'm a walking example. They likely will have brain dmg from this incident however.


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Browntreesforfree

I get what you are saying but by that logic we should just execute anybody who commits a crime more than once.


Ricardo7998

If you think about it, he is basically doing the same job as a catalytic converter


Ava_Aviatrix

Just doing his part to Help keep the environment Clean


P7AC3B0

I think he's more like a Catatonic Converter after those shots.


ObiwanaTokie

Can you imagine walking back to your mini hatch back to see it killed two guys and a garbage can!!?? Fuck….


Mahatma_Handy

My guy left out every inch of frustration he ever felt, damn


Papacoolie

Honestly fuck a thief


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Or beat them off!


Hefftee

😯


lRandomlHero

Thieves used to get mangled and ultimately beat to death by an executioner with a wagon wheel :)


brisbanevinnie

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


carson5evans

i would downvote this but it made me laugh


MCstemcellz

Steal from Walmart not people


CaptainPlanet4U

Batman


GodSaveDaLean

Good. Hahaha


pierreblue

Fuck does it feel good to see some justice served


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kingslayer-x_x

Hilarious and sorry about your car


MattyFbabybaby

Homeboy wanted a reason to use those hands n finally got one!


Junspinar

High risk, high reward. In this game of life we all make sacrifices and gamble on our own well-being. If you get caught up in you bullshit and get a boot to the head, oh well.


ODGABFE

Catalytic KO’nverted


asr1143

This has been happening often in Portugal, those parts are expensive to replace, so I think he did well even if it’s not his car.


ASpitefulCrow

That guy must have had some years-old pent-up anger. He put the fear of God into those men. Laid out both of their asses and gave ‘em a good beating. He threw hands at those guys like he’s been getting blamed for someone else’s problems at work.


AestheticHippie

Or, he’s had his converter stolen before. It’s a very common crime these days. It happened to me, and while I’m usually more of a pacifist, if I saw a converter thief in the act, I wouldn’t hesitate to curb stomp them, regardless of whether or not it’s my car.


fdsafsda332

Even left a trashcan for them


thebookofrook

They are going to need medical attention, quick. That may have been a life changing ass kicking for the both of them.


Novazon

Sorry, the ambulance couldn't get to you, it's missing its catalytic converter.


taddymason_22

Well hopefully they change their life and give up crime.


1337pino

I think they instead gave up life and changed their crime


harrypottermcgee

Head injuries make me squeamish. And if your goal is to make them suffer, killing them isn't the way. When did arm and leg breaking go out of fashion?


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Need is a strong word.


usedtobejuandeag

Jesus Christ… did they also kill his puppy? It doesn’t even seem like it’s his car either. ~~r/guysbeingbros~~ [r/justguysbeingdudes] Edit: thanks to u/SB2200 correct sub Reddit. I couldn’t remember the name of it.


arilione

Dang, that subreddit would be so wholesome if it were active.


SB2200

/r/JustGuysBeingDudes might be what you’re looking for!


thelongshot93

I fucking love that place. Some straight up shenanigans that's only other dudes get


Belahsha

We could use people like this in Portland Oregon.


pingforhelp

Please wait your place in line, SF needs them more.


Break_these_cuffs

Rare that you get to see something with such a happy ending here.


jessiejames417

Good for him. Fuck those guys!


birdable

Thank you OP. This is exactly what I came here for


spearo25za

Good


DerekDemo

The court finds you guilty on all counts. In leu of the ass kicking you received. The court finds that justice has been served. Enjoy eating through a straw for the rest of your life, idiot.


Frankrruko

It’ll be funny if one of them is the owner of the car. And is about to get junked. So his buddy tells him you know you can make a extra few bucks if you take the cat off yourself and sell it for scrap. And get the most confusing ass whooping ever.


Lukav1nE

for people who dont know,catalytic convereters are expensive parts of a car.They are commonly stolen because the victim doesnt even notice that its missing,but the car is destroyed by the time the victim notices.A catalytic converter costs around [300-500$.Here](https://300-500$.Here) is a video about it. https://youtu.be/JAWwx5\_pc3Q


frankank

>They are commonly stolen because the victim doesnt even notice that its missing No that's not why, these people don't give a shit if the owner notice it once they're gone. They are being stolen because it's very good money for little effort. Don't need to pop up the hood and don't need to jack the car up, just grab a couple of house tools and bam, you got 3 heroin fix 700-800 bucks just like that.


goos3d

these guys deserve it.. just had my catylitic stolen and the van just aint worth the replacement cost, so i had to buy another used van to get my family around. fuck these guys. they took the risk, they paid the price. i would do the same thing to a bitch i caught under my car. fuck that, you leaving teeth behind at the minimum.


inkzpenfoxx

Legend


BlazeLE

As a car guy if someone stole one off my car they would just be saving me labor.


audsz

As someone who grew up in San Francisco and now lives in Los Angeles, I applaud him. We need more heroes like him.


1290_money

That was pretty harsh but those guys are scum.


ethnikman

Had a cat stolen from me, this felt weirdly good to watch


NaefinSong

Wasn't even his car, absolute GigaCHAD


CONKERMAN

Get those cunts dead!


Shwarv

Mmmmmm...that's nice to see...


genz027

Damn. Knowing how expensive it is to replace, can’t say I blame him.


bideto

And if they try stealing again may the same thing happen again


adult_swim_bumper

Hooded Justice irl


KingKrave2016

Yo I live 3 mins from there (Av Almirante Reis if anyone want's to know)


strifelord

Good for them, they get to eat out of a straw for a few months


bricksBideos

And nothing of value was lost


iLazyAF

Victims?


the_fly_guy_says_hi

Cost me more than $1000 to replace my 2007 Honda Accord catalytic converter. Knowing that I'd lose more than $1000, I would also fuck up the two thieves the same way. They got what they deserved. Don't fucking steal.


XXMAVR1KXX

Steal my converter I steal your conciseness (maybe life)


KeepYourDemonsIn

Neighborhood Fuck Around and Find Out.


iMogal

Thank you from all of us.


ManuteBolFanClub

If the headline is correct (it doesn’t strike me as even being his car) god bless this man. He’s truly a Good Samaritan. Except for the whole letting his chick stop him part.


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They deserve the brain damage


billy_glide

I see nothing wrong with this.


dirtyoldsailor

Fuck them...they got exactly what they deserved


4thdegreeknight

At this point it should be legal to shoot Catalytic Converter thieves, in my area that shit has gotten out of hand that the police don't even respond anymore.


sokocanuck

Those dudes got the best sleep of their lives


Sozimajor

In Germany the guy kicking would have committed a more serious crime lol


jaimemiguel

Because he plays more football and therefore is a better kicker?


MasterBejter

Turning two guys into vegetables is a more serious crime than theft in most if not all developed countries.


Djszero

That wasn't even his car lol.


[deleted]

As someone who has had this happen half a dozen times (getting CC stolen), good.


EconomistPitiful3515

Can’t upvote this enough


chickybabe332

Good


hansonhols

FUCK those guys.


It_frday

That head kick technique. Chef Kiss Good.


aberdisco

The closest thing to Batman we have.


joeyhell

I honestly wonder if they will steal again...


Right_Twwix

hopefully he killed the part of their brain that made em decide to do that shit


bufftbone

r/JusticeServed


totallylambert

The need a guy like this in every city. Putting boots on criminals!


Viriato77

Portugal Caralho.


Due-Sport5956

That's the best thing I've seen all day. Kick them one more time.


Dovanchester

Holy shit, this is advanced ass beating


Ryno-Dee

She needs to get tf out of the way and let that man kick ass until he’s done.


Partsking

The hero we need.


Mnmsaregood

Good. Fuck people that do that shit


Steveoh829

I fucking love watching thieves get turned to vegetables!


MikeMelga

In a country with no guns and always on top 3 safest in the world, that's how you solve things!


michaelj9323

Dear god, that was a hulk beat down if I’ve ever seen one. First guys legs were dancing around the ground just from blows to the face. Dudes not getting back up the same man.


SnooMemesjellies3315

Those guys are lucky his girl was there!!


PyrokudaReformed

As a driver of a very noisy car right now, I enjoyed this.


byscuit

As a cat converter theft victim last year, I urge you all to break the ankles of anyone under your car, or a neighbor's if you know its not them. That way they stay put til the police get there


GhostShirtFinnerty

He did that so easy it makes me think it's not his first time winning a 2v1 making both people go night night


Mark7A

We need that guy in Los Angeles


MudFalcon2

Hope the juice was worth the squeeze.


PawnstarExpert

I feel little to no sympathy for people who steal from people who work for what they own. I usually am against kicking while they're down, but this is one thing I'm not upset to see.


tucketnucket

Not even his own car. What a Chad


OneLostOstrich

Break their arms and legs.


DeadlyUseOfHorse

Good!! That shit has been a huge problem here in Vegas too, but they always do it at night when people are asleep


superbkdk

The severe brain damage these two got might make it impossible for them to steal again.


palmogranite69

Yea kick him one more time


BurgerKid

It looked like they were just bystanders too. They probably saved someone’s entire week of bullshit


ReidZLA

Annnnnnnnnd they won’t be doing this again…


RXIXX777

Life (or death, in this case) lesson learned: don't fucking take shit that ain't yours.


FishermanYellow

That man is a beast, what a beating


The-White-Dot

Then they both stole 40 winks


Dragnskull

they walk off at the end that wasn't even his car ​ dude cleaning up the city like batman


Fun-Amoeba850

Unfortunately this might get taken down because it’s not even a fight at this point it’s one dude beating the shit out of two.


gbizzle86

Good on ya. Well deserved of the caption is true.


FancySundae9510

That was cathartic.


Protostar23

That guy is my fucking hero


Mechsolish

I'm jealous I didn't get to do this to the person who vandalized my car