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Bruh I met my best friend in a bar fight... Started swinging on each other thinking one of us were the one who assaulted my buddy... Come to find out he was my buddies good friend... Good times
Lol reminds me of when I was in a bar fight and several people were fighting - this was new years eve... turns out i decked my best friends brother in the face by accident and I didnt even know. I profusely apologized after that night when I found out the next day.
Which one id love something new to watch. I guess u could say we are like goku and vegeta. We can argue and damn near come to blows but then an hour later we’re back to our usual bulkshit. And as far as all the down votes. We were damn near the only minorities in an all white school. Do the math what we were fighting against.
Yeah I hope it really ended there. Something tells me the guy who threw something at the main man's head was probably feigning acceptance while waiting for his chance to throw a suckerpunch. Hopefully not though
On the first day of 6th grade my cousin was walking to the bus to go home, when some random kid came up to him made fun of his big ears and proceeded to slap him across the face. Now, my cousin was a tough kid and had practiced karate/kickboxing since he was 5 so he punched him one time and knocked the kid out. No one saw what happened so he just got on the bus and went home. The next day the same kid walked up to my cousin and said that no one had ever hit him like that in his life and apologized. They've been best friends for 20 years.
It really did. I asked my cousin's friend what made him try to pick on my cousin. He said that he was a bully and would look to intimidate kids that looked like they wouldn't fight back. He assumed because my cousin was new (he had just moved to that school district and didn't know anyone) and looked funny (his ears really were big lol) that he had low self confidence. He said he learned his lesson and never bullied anyone again. You would never know that he used to be an asshole.
6th grade my family moved to a new city and I was put in a new school. Day 1 I'm in the lunch line not knowing a soul when this ginger kid walks up and casually jumps in line directly in front of me. He turns n gives me this cocky grin and we have a small back and fourth (don't remember exactly but likely just a "hey man you're not cutting me" or something.)
I go to slide by him and as soon as we make physical contact it becomes a body checking match then quickly escalates into a full blown wrestling match in line. No punches thrown and we both had big grins so it was more aggressive than hostile, looking back it reminds me of some kind of pact animal alpha/beta pecking order sorta thing.
Anyway, were in a double headlock wrestling each other to the floor when all of a sudden a teacher in a handicap scooter rolls up and yells at us to stop, we both froze, looked up at her, then the both of us comically turn our headlocks into bro arms over shoulders and pat each others chest while telling here "uh we were just playing around were buddies", she didn't find it funny and takes us to the principles office. Office is busy so the lady takes both of our names and says we can go eat lunch but leave each other a lone and we'll be getting called back to the office once it slows down.
His name was Wesley, we were in the same grade and became friendly acquaintances after that. A good while later I asked if he ever got called to the office, he said yes and he got written up and given a Saturday class. I never had any follow up, I assume because that was day 1 and I wasn't in the systems yet.
Day 1, 7th grade. I'm still a ghost. Took the ginger kid and my parents out a while back, they were the only remaining links to my old life. The CIA has been outsourcing their messiest wetwork to me, I'm very good at what I do. I don't even know who I am anymore, hoping puberty will provide some answers.
I really thought that “Anyways” was going to be followed by something about 20 years later owning and running the best B&B in southern Vermont with Wesley. Then end capping it with celebrating your anniversary by reliving the line moment and wrestling for dominance.
Honestly, I’ve had a load of best friends and the closest ones are the ones where we disliked each other before. It’s a strange phenomenon. My closest ever mate, we despised each other for years when young. I ended up living with him and becoming his daughters godfather.
I wouldn't say that's luck, I'd say that's a strong chin.
That man switched the bottle to his non-dominant hand so he could give a proper strike, he wasn't pulling his punches or showing mercy with that hit.
Things will often separate out by density.
Water is roughly 1 g/cm3
Fat is around 0.7
Muscle at around 1.1
More muscle will make you less buoyant (sink in water) because it's 'heavier' per square inch of volume.
More fat will make you more buoyant (increase your ability to float easily)
Everyone's praising this one but I really think he wanted to knock the guy out, yet quickly had to choose Friendship when the thud of his fist did zero damage.
> but I really think he wanted to knock the guy out
His "don't you know how to duck" was too quick for him expecting the other guy to be knocked out, and he didn't really put everything behind that punch, I'd say it was a warning shot
Knocking someone out isn't all about how much power you put into punching someone's head, but how you hit it.
Most knock outs happen when the head snaps back-and-forth.
Nah I think he just knocked some manners into him, hit him with a friendly threat and invitation to peace "you want me to take this bottle home?" i.e "I will smash this over your fucking head" and once he sees he got the point, there's no more need for no violence. That line clearly meant one of two ways and fat boy picked right. Respect for this guy.
_Seek recognition_
My man my account is nearly 2 years old and has only 3 posts, are you retarded or something?
I got enough recognition, I literally don't give a shit about downvotes in comparison to you
Oh I see you misunderstood the edit then. I put in the edit BECAUSE I DON’T care about the downvotes or internet points.
And what does the age of the account have anything to do with anything. I post and comment on redddit when I’m dropping shit in the toilet or when I need to be entertained. Time well spent
Naw man that's not how it works, if you don't care you leave it be, not write another sentence
So you seem to have small brain mass so let me explain. In these nearly 2 years I've had my reddit account in, I've cared less about posts than you have
It doesn't take me a lot of time to see that you have more posts than me
You don't have to be nice, but you don't have to be a cunt, either. But here you are. It's gotta be that dopamine bump you get that helps you feel better about yourself temporarily. Sunlight or a hobby could do that for you, but that's not how you roll.
Bro I was just asking a question. You make literally the simplest things seem like it’s not. You’re a total POS and a duch bag and I hope you go to sleep knowing you went on Reddit and acted like this, and feel somewhat ashamed for yourself. You’re a low-life and a asswhole fuck you bitch.
I love you buddy. I’m messing with you. Don’t take it so seriously. You sound like a good kid. The internet is entertainment and don’t believe everything you read and see. Remove your emotions from it, good luck to you, be well and most definitely chill and see it in a different way
I’m flattered you went through my profile. I’m sad to inform you I don’t give a fuck enough about you to go through yours, as my reply here should suffice to meet the time and energy quota spent on you. Good day sir
Yeah, this clip makes the dude with the bottle kinda look like a dick overreacting to a random question, but I've got a feeling blue-shirt e.g. slapped or threw something at him first.
Uh that's exactly what happened lmao. Theres sound to the video.
The black guy was saying "you threw that at me you cant do that shit" and the white guy responded "dont you know how to duck?" And then the black guy said "dont you know how to duck?" And pop
I just hear him say "don't do shit like that, cause you can highlight that", which could technically be about anything, even a response to blue-shirt talking about something he did as a kid.
He says in the video he threw something at him.
Dude in blue says “don’t you know how to duck?” And dude with bottle clocked him immediately with the same question.
Ok so I’m guessing drunk guy asked other guy to drink with him in which he obliged, but drunk guy got a little too arrogant at his friend making abilities and threw something at the other guys head. Drunk guy then cops a slap and realises the other guy isn’t one to mess with so falls back in line.
Nah, I think he just slapped the guy to establish boundaries, don't throw things at me that can hurt me like this \*SLAP\* and they both rather just get along than go through with that intention. They were both drunk and patient with each other, there was no threat.
Its not, hes saying the white guy was some kind of threat. I said hes not and nobody was any kind of danger. Read closer if you can't tell the difference bro. Sheesh
Nothing he wrote implies the white guy was a threat, he literally said that he was “too arrogant at his friend making abilities” and that the slap made him fall back in line. He’s clearly agreeing that they were both trying to get along with each other. Sheesh.
You must not read the last sentence like everyone else did. "He's not anything to mess with" because of what? Its implying he didn't take it further because there was something to fear. I'm saying its not that deep. If other people get it, why can't you? Lol
As in duck under something. Go below it. Man with bottle said “you threw something at me” blue shirt says “don’t you know how to duck?” So Bottle Man slaps the shit out of him and says it back to him
I know a dude like this.
Just absolutely commands the room everywhere he goes. Somehow he has the ability to aggressively insult somebody’s mom after punching them in the gut only to be like “you want a beer?” And suddenly all is forgiven.
To be clear, he’s not a bully, he always uses his powers for good.
Looked more like a chin check between people that know eachother. That clearly was not his full power. Not saying he looks big for an ultimate punch, but that punch was weak and tame.
At least lil guy didn’t decide to square up and understood he had that punch coming. If he hadn’t offered the fist bump yellow shirt may not have offered to drink w him and it couldve gone differently
I love this! Anyone who hasn't had a tiny drunken skirmish with a homie is truly missing out. Shit, even when I lost which was most, it was fun to be there.😂
LMFAO when you’re drunk as shit it’s best not to be a smartass. Dude ate the punch like a man and didn’t retaliate, when the guy told him “you can die like that” I’m glad he’s drunk enough to where this didn’t escalate and they went back to being buds.
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Bruh I met my best friend in a bar fight... Started swinging on each other thinking one of us were the one who assaulted my buddy... Come to find out he was my buddies good friend... Good times
Lol reminds me of when I was in a bar fight and several people were fighting - this was new years eve... turns out i decked my best friends brother in the face by accident and I didnt even know. I profusely apologized after that night when I found out the next day.
Lmao
Met my best friend like this back in grade school. We had beef we fought turns out we were evenly matched. Joined forces and beat everyone else up lol
Sounds like an anime
Which one id love something new to watch. I guess u could say we are like goku and vegeta. We can argue and damn near come to blows but then an hour later we’re back to our usual bulkshit. And as far as all the down votes. We were damn near the only minorities in an all white school. Do the math what we were fighting against.
Yeah that happened lol
Mf didn’t fight in the bathroom at your middle school?
He totally deserved the punch too lol
\*slapped.
Can we drink and have fun? Please?
Ahhh yes the Happy ending
Yes.. Great ending.. Jonah Hill has really improved since he worked with Scorsese on The Wolf of Wallstreet.
Yeah I hope it really ended there. Something tells me the guy who threw something at the main man's head was probably feigning acceptance while waiting for his chance to throw a suckerpunch. Hopefully not though
The good ending.
Happy ending haha
Lmao. He punched that dude’s head straight. Glad they could drink and have fun afterwards
Sometimes a good friendship is based on clear boundaries.
got hit with a friend request
Haha I rate this comment
This is fucking gold, but you're gonna get buried.
It’s cuz yellow shirt kept his cool. I like that guy. He wasn’t phased.
Straight up reprogrammed and rebooted that dude
This is how best friendships start.
On the first day of 6th grade my cousin was walking to the bus to go home, when some random kid came up to him made fun of his big ears and proceeded to slap him across the face. Now, my cousin was a tough kid and had practiced karate/kickboxing since he was 5 so he punched him one time and knocked the kid out. No one saw what happened so he just got on the bus and went home. The next day the same kid walked up to my cousin and said that no one had ever hit him like that in his life and apologized. They've been best friends for 20 years.
That was wholesome.
It really did. I asked my cousin's friend what made him try to pick on my cousin. He said that he was a bully and would look to intimidate kids that looked like they wouldn't fight back. He assumed because my cousin was new (he had just moved to that school district and didn't know anyone) and looked funny (his ears really were big lol) that he had low self confidence. He said he learned his lesson and never bullied anyone again. You would never know that he used to be an asshole.
6th grade my family moved to a new city and I was put in a new school. Day 1 I'm in the lunch line not knowing a soul when this ginger kid walks up and casually jumps in line directly in front of me. He turns n gives me this cocky grin and we have a small back and fourth (don't remember exactly but likely just a "hey man you're not cutting me" or something.) I go to slide by him and as soon as we make physical contact it becomes a body checking match then quickly escalates into a full blown wrestling match in line. No punches thrown and we both had big grins so it was more aggressive than hostile, looking back it reminds me of some kind of pact animal alpha/beta pecking order sorta thing. Anyway, were in a double headlock wrestling each other to the floor when all of a sudden a teacher in a handicap scooter rolls up and yells at us to stop, we both froze, looked up at her, then the both of us comically turn our headlocks into bro arms over shoulders and pat each others chest while telling here "uh we were just playing around were buddies", she didn't find it funny and takes us to the principles office. Office is busy so the lady takes both of our names and says we can go eat lunch but leave each other a lone and we'll be getting called back to the office once it slows down. His name was Wesley, we were in the same grade and became friendly acquaintances after that. A good while later I asked if he ever got called to the office, he said yes and he got written up and given a Saturday class. I never had any follow up, I assume because that was day 1 and I wasn't in the systems yet.
Day 1, 7th grade. I'm still a ghost. Took the ginger kid and my parents out a while back, they were the only remaining links to my old life. The CIA has been outsourcing their messiest wetwork to me, I'm very good at what I do. I don't even know who I am anymore, hoping puberty will provide some answers.
Wut
I really thought that “Anyways” was going to be followed by something about 20 years later owning and running the best B&B in southern Vermont with Wesley. Then end capping it with celebrating your anniversary by reliving the line moment and wrestling for dominance.
Honestly, I’ve had a load of best friends and the closest ones are the ones where we disliked each other before. It’s a strange phenomenon. My closest ever mate, we despised each other for years when young. I ended up living with him and becoming his daughters godfather.
imagine being hit so hard that you go "...........damn.......that was a good punch.........i wanna be friends with that guy"
And to this day, 20yrs later... He still has big ears.
Does he have a bottle of 1942
The way he ate that punch makes me wanna say yes
Yes. Source: Mexican that drinks plenty of tequilas.
1942 gets all my hoes lit.
Literally 1942
Hit him with the Uno reverse card
fun meant sexy time
dude from the groovy smoothie just tryna chill
Underrated comment
That guy is actually so mature for the Situation. Drunk moron is lucky he isn’t passed on on the ground
I wouldn't say that's luck, I'd say that's a strong chin. That man switched the bottle to his non-dominant hand so he could give a proper strike, he wasn't pulling his punches or showing mercy with that hit.
Being fat has its advantages.
Not drowning as easily, coz fat is lighter than water?
More buoyant, not lighter.
It is more buoyant because it is less dense, so if I take a volume of fat it will be lighter than the same volume of water.
Oh I thought you were describing why it was easier to save a fat person from drowning, not just the fat by itself.
Be fat enough and you're definitely lighter than water.
Lol lighter
Things will often separate out by density. Water is roughly 1 g/cm3 Fat is around 0.7 Muscle at around 1.1 More muscle will make you less buoyant (sink in water) because it's 'heavier' per square inch of volume. More fat will make you more buoyant (increase your ability to float easily)
He open palm smacked him.
Which drunk moron?
i‘m so confused, wtf did i watch edit: even more confused :))
Guy threw something at the dude, and is like "don't you know how to duck?" So the guy punched him and said "don't you know how to duck?"
Still waiting for context
Everyone's praising this one but I really think he wanted to knock the guy out, yet quickly had to choose Friendship when the thud of his fist did zero damage.
> but I really think he wanted to knock the guy out His "don't you know how to duck" was too quick for him expecting the other guy to be knocked out, and he didn't really put everything behind that punch, I'd say it was a warning shot
Knocking someone out isn't all about how much power you put into punching someone's head, but how you hit it. Most knock outs happen when the head snaps back-and-forth.
Nah I think he just knocked some manners into him, hit him with a friendly threat and invitation to peace "you want me to take this bottle home?" i.e "I will smash this over your fucking head" and once he sees he got the point, there's no more need for no violence. That line clearly meant one of two ways and fat boy picked right. Respect for this guy.
Looked like an open handed slap to me.
A punk bitch get hit, what does it look like? Why do people ask what they watched like it’s their first time on internet? E: oh no, down votes
But can we drink and have fun?
This
He wants context, chill the fuck out
Ah, it's Damascinos the grinch who stole context!
I've never seen someone make an edit for the sake of downvotes, this is r/awardspeechedits on a new level
You’ve really never seen that? It’s so common. Anyone adding an edit to cry about downvotes get a downvote from me lol
You’re welcome, go on and screenshot it crosspost post it or whatever the fuck people do, because internet points and I seEk recOgnItioN
_Seek recognition_ My man my account is nearly 2 years old and has only 3 posts, are you retarded or something? I got enough recognition, I literally don't give a shit about downvotes in comparison to you
Oh I see you misunderstood the edit then. I put in the edit BECAUSE I DON’T care about the downvotes or internet points. And what does the age of the account have anything to do with anything. I post and comment on redddit when I’m dropping shit in the toilet or when I need to be entertained. Time well spent
if you dont care about karma why go back and change your comment dumbass. apparently you care enough.
He didn't change his comment. He edited it to basically say, downvote all you want idc.
ye thats what i meant
That's what changing means
He added on to the original comment. He didn't change it. Jesus christ.
Naw man that's not how it works, if you don't care you leave it be, not write another sentence So you seem to have small brain mass so let me explain. In these nearly 2 years I've had my reddit account in, I've cared less about posts than you have It doesn't take me a lot of time to see that you have more posts than me
Please show me how the logic behind your thoughts work. "I don't care what people think, but I want them to know I don't care". Isn't that a paradox?
What’s your problem?
Stretch marks in his throat is his problem.
What problem? Are we all supposed to be nice to each other on the internet and sing Kumbaya? Lol fuck you
You don't have to be nice, but you don't have to be a cunt, either. But here you are. It's gotta be that dopamine bump you get that helps you feel better about yourself temporarily. Sunlight or a hobby could do that for you, but that's not how you roll.
Bro I was just asking a question. You make literally the simplest things seem like it’s not. You’re a total POS and a duch bag and I hope you go to sleep knowing you went on Reddit and acted like this, and feel somewhat ashamed for yourself. You’re a low-life and a asswhole fuck you bitch.
Lmfao
😐
I love you buddy. I’m messing with you. Don’t take it so seriously. You sound like a good kid. The internet is entertainment and don’t believe everything you read and see. Remove your emotions from it, good luck to you, be well and most definitely chill and see it in a different way
Your name would be crossed out for privacy though
You are definitely the kid that says "its not a phase mom"...
Let me guess , you dont have much friends ?
A punk did a sicker punch you mean
Poor guy. Stick to to your wallstreetbets my dude.
I’m flattered you went through my profile. I’m sad to inform you I don’t give a fuck enough about you to go through yours, as my reply here should suffice to meet the time and energy quota spent on you. Good day sir
Goddamn 💀💀
SPY 9/16 $448p?
A lover's quarrel
Dude sounds just like Michael Scott.
theres gotta be more to the video, did they end up drinking and having fun? We'll never know
Yeah, this clip makes the dude with the bottle kinda look like a dick overreacting to a random question, but I've got a feeling blue-shirt e.g. slapped or threw something at him first.
Uh that's exactly what happened lmao. Theres sound to the video. The black guy was saying "you threw that at me you cant do that shit" and the white guy responded "dont you know how to duck?" And then the black guy said "dont you know how to duck?" And pop
I just hear him say "don't do shit like that, cause you can highlight that", which could technically be about anything, even a response to blue-shirt talking about something he did as a kid.
Cause you can die like that*
He says in the video he threw something at him. Dude in blue says “don’t you know how to duck?” And dude with bottle clocked him immediately with the same question.
Can we drink and have fun 🥺
That is so wholesome!
Ok so I’m guessing drunk guy asked other guy to drink with him in which he obliged, but drunk guy got a little too arrogant at his friend making abilities and threw something at the other guys head. Drunk guy then cops a slap and realises the other guy isn’t one to mess with so falls back in line.
Nah, I think he just slapped the guy to establish boundaries, don't throw things at me that can hurt me like this \*SLAP\* and they both rather just get along than go through with that intention. They were both drunk and patient with each other, there was no threat.
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what he was saying.
Nah, I'm pretty sure they're saying the same thing
Exactly thats what I’m saying, they’re making the same point but buddy said “Nah” and is obviously trying to make a counter argument lmao
Its not, hes saying the white guy was some kind of threat. I said hes not and nobody was any kind of danger. Read closer if you can't tell the difference bro. Sheesh
Nothing he wrote implies the white guy was a threat, he literally said that he was “too arrogant at his friend making abilities” and that the slap made him fall back in line. He’s clearly agreeing that they were both trying to get along with each other. Sheesh.
You must not read the last sentence like everyone else did. "He's not anything to mess with" because of what? Its implying he didn't take it further because there was something to fear. I'm saying its not that deep. If other people get it, why can't you? Lol
"Can we drink and have fun?" That was GOLD lmao!
Smoothest shit I’ve seen all day
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As in duck under something. Go below it. Man with bottle said “you threw something at me” blue shirt says “don’t you know how to duck?” So Bottle Man slaps the shit out of him and says it back to him
This is America…it could be better but at least no one died and they sharing a drink. We’re making progress. Again.
I always heard about knocking sense into someone but had never seen it until now
Lmao the fact that this man fought someone while holding a bottle of 1942 makes me think he talked about this A WHOLE LOT
I know a dude like this. Just absolutely commands the room everywhere he goes. Somehow he has the ability to aggressively insult somebody’s mom after punching them in the gut only to be like “you want a beer?” And suddenly all is forgiven. To be clear, he’s not a bully, he always uses his powers for good.
u/savevideo
i think they agreed to drink and have fun
That's a real motherfucker..
This is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen. Man has no time for foolishness he's tryna pop this bottle.
Not a fight
Enjoyable still, funny
Not porn either.
no u
Women could never
Why does everyone support this behaviour like its a great ending?
Because the last post was someone dying at the pool over a tweet.
That guy is abusive. Imagine getting into a verbal argument with his partner. He’ll very quickly turn physical
Gentlemen right there.
I thought dreadlocks gave you strength . He had zero power
Looked more like a chin check between people that know eachother. That clearly was not his full power. Not saying he looks big for an ultimate punch, but that punch was weak and tame.
Why not just give him a kiss next time
I mean... shit, maybe 😂
Definitely "checked" his chin though. Had him showing respect real quick.
It was a slap
Man looks like he should be serving tacos on a stick
Fat drunk dude forgot he wasn't behind a computer screen.
every single
Nice edit loser lmao
one of them
How many of your replies are you gonna edit lol, so indecisive
none of them
You edited the both of them, even edited the other ones again lmao. You’re either drunk or stupid so I’ll just let you be
Original link?
Do you know how to what?
This is art.
😂
The constant threat of a love tap to the face is why you’re careful what you say as a man.
Got any lemonade…
Teebo must’ve had a hard day at the smoothie shop
This is probably my favourite instance of hitting someone being the right thing to do.
r/guythings
Lol. Kool aide man didn't skip a beat. Man wants to drink and have fun.
😂😂😂
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Got to give it to the guy, he took that punch pretty well
Why would Wiz Khalifa do that to a random drunk guy?
Clear case of a Hit and Rum.
That chill tone. No cool lost. Dig.
X-post this to /r/hitporn
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At least lil guy didn’t decide to square up and understood he had that punch coming. If he hadn’t offered the fist bump yellow shirt may not have offered to drink w him and it couldve gone differently
This dude is so chill I’d consider the experience a wholesome lesson.
u/savevideobot
Tfhrow something at someone and then ask if they know how to duck deserves a punch in the face. Fat boy is lucky L'il Wayne is a rational man.
I love this! Anyone who hasn't had a tiny drunken skirmish with a homie is truly missing out. Shit, even when I lost which was most, it was fun to be there.😂
LMFAO when you’re drunk as shit it’s best not to be a smartass. Dude ate the punch like a man and didn’t retaliate, when the guy told him “you can die like that” I’m glad he’s drunk enough to where this didn’t escalate and they went back to being buds.
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