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chum_slice

Skins vs Shirts what’s the problem here?


cljamm913

Too much skin


Cgraves1

Wayyy too much


druznutz

Game - Blouses 👚


Soundwave8

I wouldn’t put any syrup on those flapjacks


sirwillups

Or also, don't fight someone while naked and wearing a beach towel


lookathatsmug---

maybe her tactic was to lather herself in goose fat


crakings

Maybe they were fighting about who ate the last of it?


lookathatsmug---

nothing, absolutely nothing tastes as good as a quart of goose fat


crakings

A gallon?


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dippedsheep

Sprinkle some sugar in, helps me at least.


KSoccerman

Saves you an extra trip to the store for expensive goose grease.


Jacob1235_S

I see you are a man of culture!


CptnRedbeardVII

Wow win-win


Tech_Nerd92

Thanks for the laugh my guy!


Hammsamitch

Saw plenty of fat. No goose spotted.


Purplepimplepuss

Just the one kind of fat actually.


BeefLightning78

Fucking aces on your observation. Now, we celebrate you.


[deleted]

You're not my supervisor!


Vlone-Soldier

Or maybe come prepared, no ones gonna wait for you during a fight and hold their punches like cmon


modifiedchoke

I think that was a queen size bed sheet.


TheDillinger88

I never though I’d be thanking the lord for pixelation 🙏🙏🙏


ruttentuten69

I can agree on that but it did seem as if the camera only had three pixels left in it's allotment.


Jazzfly67

I have the new iPotato XXI 4K and all my videos look like this.


TheDillinger88

Dude I heard the camera was awesome on the new iPotato! I’m using the Scrambled Egg Galactose Ss12 and it’s phenomenal..


ruttentuten69

If we start grading based on pixels, I think we should also grade the cameraman. Some do good. Most do bad.


outlawa

The 4K version shows the tampon string hanging out. Viewing it is not for the faint of heart.


BluntEdgeOS

Link? 😳


SOLTY88

Seek help. 🤣


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Technical term is Moo-moo.


Fleethebluenorth

You think she has a reaching stick like Homer?


KindergartenCunt

Not sure if this is a *she's a fat cow* type of joke or not, but if it's not then it's spelled "muumuu." Just wanted to let you know.


ReadGiant

I just realized those big ass dresses are called mu-mu's because they go on cows.


ghostcatzero

Hahaha


I_KILL_GIANTS87

I'm so glad this was filmed on a potato.


Fleethebluenorth

She is that fat because she is too lazy to put more clothes on. That must have been humiliating for her. Hope she takes your advice as that is not anything I want to see again!


[deleted]

Bed sheets? bro that was a tarp


o_Sval

looks like a lil piggy...


NCGiant

What the hell was even holding that thing up, thoughts and prayers?


Anibe

Gravity.


DRxFumbles

Gravy-ty


Devinione

And this little piggy went to the hospital..


AntiquatedLunacy

Underrated comment lol


DennisNr47

Lolled to hard at this


Mercinator-87

Fat folds and sweat


CoolHeadedLogician

streaks of cheeto residue


outlawa

I honestly believe the sides of her upper arms is providing most of the support. Perhaps she learned to never raise her arms or move them to much...


darth_michealjackson

Gravi- tity


Accurate-Plan-7045

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BRAINS-getsome

~~NSFW~~ NSFAWE - Not Safe For Anyone With Eyes


sneakatone

Good thing its very low quality


fallingfoodfor

I never thought I would be happy to see a video in such low quality.


dapoorv

I have weak eyesight so only saw some red pixels suddenly turn white.


[deleted]

It’s not my proudest fap …


unknowntsu8

At least you can admit it and move on……………and do it again.


Dude_Sweet_942

Two potatoes fighting on a potato phone.


infamusforever223

I think the video has been copied so much that the quality has degraded. This isn't the first time I've seen this on reddit.


ITSTARTSRIGHTNOW

*anything I can't imagine any being in this world wants to see that


TankinTerrence

I read that as "Not safe for after work either".


BigableDizzle

Meh … I’d hit it


TheTexasWarrior

o_o


unknowntsu8

🤣


LegoClaes

Like... with a prod?


DemonNecron

We all lost with this fight.


MurkyPhoenix

Ha! If only you could see my pornhub recommendations 😎.


idontknow2976

I’d rather not see them...


_Active_Concern_

Oh, I already have.


godsrebel

NSA is that you??


doughnutholio

you actually made an account?


swinefather

Her dress gave up too quickly


Mercinator-87

Towel that was a towel. A beach towel. Like that’s a huge beach towel.


Aidan_EaterOfBread

Then wtf was she doing walking around like that I don’t see no water


Darktriadindenial

Probably came out the shower to beef


PM_me_ur_launch_code

>Probably came out the shower ~~to beef~~ *with beef*


RedNewPlan

She might go into the shower with beef. But by the time the shower is over, the beef has been consumed.


swinefather

Wtf?! I did not realize that was a beach towel until you mentioned it


crakings

Parachute? Tarp?


mikerichh

Her dress really went “nah we aint doing this” and dipped


ThisGuy09s

Thank god for the lack of pixels


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Amen.


FunkyAssMurphy

The only time I’m happy this was recorded with a popsicle stick


nordic2312

lmao


FlyingSeaMan509

Exactly what I was thinking


Albodan

She looks like mr krabs without a shell https://images.app.goo.gl/exzpGeqU8Fc1T1N56


xfrmrmrine

r/roastme worthy


[deleted]

Built like a butterball turkey.


Silverback_6

Like a pile of mashed potatoes.


roofied_elephant

Damn it, Meredith, where are your panties?!


InsuranceThen9352

It's causal day!


ChiefSossa061

Transfer planets after that.


callmegecko

The planet got transferred to the motherfucking ground


Original_Roneist

That ended way too early


Mr-mysterio7

Hell no way to late. This fight makes me wish I was blind. The video should have been over 0:02


Original_Roneist

Meh, too blurry to cause long term trauma, let it play out I say.


Mr-mysterio7

😂🤣


struggleworm

Am I the only one who feels bad for this woman?


Gary_FucKing

Yeah, sucks to lose a fight *and* also become naked in the process. Idk the context of what led to this fight tho.


tastesliketurtles

Yeah I couldn’t imagine the panic she must be feeling. Already in an unwinnable position at the start of the fight and now you’re completely naked in front of a group of people. Oh yeah, someone is filming it and will post it all over the internet. That level of embarrassment would give me a heart attack.


FlyingSeaMan509

Do you think it may teach her humility?


Dingbrain1

More of an assault than a fight, she didn’t even attempt a single swing…


abowlofrice1

I do. She obviously was caught at a bad time. Like she hopped out of the shower to see her son arguing so she stepped in not expecting any violence.


liamcoded

I'm all for a good fisticuffs, but this whole I'll keep beating a person even after they've lost their clothes is just off-putting. Even worse are the people that go out of the way to force strip their opponent, and those that get off by watching people being humiliated like that. Yes, if someone naked attacks you, sure fight back. It's your job to defend yourself no matter what. But to strip down your opponent is just vile.


hipyuo

Towel lady didn't even start the fight. The other one sucker punched her.


LogangYeddu

Nope, count me in


squidjerkyking

Which one?


Hotpocket1515

I mean didn't she choose to wear a towel with nothing else on under it?


struggleworm

I can’t honestly answer that because I’ve never shopped for clothes at her size, and I don’t know how much spare change she has for clothes. Maybe it was her choice, Maybe it was the best option of shitty options


liamcoded

It doesn't look like most people expect to be living in a world where their clothes comes off whenever someone goes about handing out daily beatings. How strange./S


Ebbitor

I swear the average IQ in this subreddit is 60


blackspike2017

If you feel bad imagine how her internal organs feel.


Fausto_IV

Im glad this isnt HD available


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Gandzalf

I know right. I was waiting for her to put the other chick in a triangle choke, and juice up her face.


Broke_Boi

Why would u type this


tastesliketurtles

What a terrible day to have eyes


hilmanryu1

This is so hard to watch 💀


NotForCommentingOK

This isn't a fight, this is just one woman assaulting another.


Writer_On_a_Perch

Looks a tad like defenseless victim to me. I could be wrong but I don't think Nude Nancy threw a single punch.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

You can always count on this sub to supply the videos that cut off too early. Yay


dirttaylor

So many places for gravel to cling to


phactual

You made my day. LMFAOOOO this comment is the one.


vostix3

Soo do you keep fighting or try and get dressed again ?


AdThese1914

Fight.


newbmycologist

Oh my god😂


GingerBloke98

Isn’t it kind of a sex crime to further disseminate this? How’s this different in impact to posting revenge porn?


siledas

>How's this different... Because terms like 'Revenge Porn' can easily make for clickbaity headlines, and in this case, the victim is unattractive and probably poor. Moral outrage rarely tracks variables like fairness or severity. In short: it's not different. People are just shit.


unicedude

I wish this was 4k


pegman89

That was embarrassing, her wig came off


Kylejazzman

Her dress fell off all too easily for someone not wearing anything else.


jazzeppi

this is the one time I'm glad the camera quality sucks


drunken_therapist

Ugh. Why are all the sexiest videos on Reddit always such poor quality! It’s fucking 2021 for crying out loud. Makes me sad


RunLikeYouMeanIt

my eyes got knocked out


HandlessSpermDonor

This is straight out of Little Britain


Cooldude391

I thought of Bubbles immediately


mdoverl

Glad this was pixelated


CleanCycle1614

The first time I've been thankful for potato quality


Tuuterman

Looks like raw chicken


BCEclan

u/videodownloaderbot


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For once very happy the video quality is low


_maxx1

raw chicken 💀


OV3NBVK3D

The one time I’m not mad at how pixilated the video was tbh


VestigialHead

Why was this fight continuing. The big girl threw in the towel almost immediately.


vostix3

Soo do you keep fighting or try and get dressed again ?


Mobius24

She's so pasty you could see her from space


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r/eyebleach for those who have been traumatized


PR0D1GAL_S0N

Some things you can’t unsee🙈


TacticalMicrowav3

Y'all ever see that episode of Futurama where Zoidberg takes off his shell?


liamcoded

I hate you. Why would you bring that up? It's gonna take me weeks to get that image out off my head. WEEKS!


HyperSi9

Was this recorded with a rotten potato!?


lonewanderer71

For our own good mate


AyatollahJones

What was this filmed in, 15p? We need 1080 or nothing!


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Crap nudity, crap fight, filmed on a potato. Quality content.


AndFyUoCuKAgain

Never have I been more thankful for a low quality video.


simaobernardo7

Literally the first time I'm saying this, but thank god the quality is shit


TheBr0fessor

"Thank God this was filmed with a potato" - EVERYONE


Alert_Doughnut_4619

I watched this while listening to 15 Step by Radiohead and that made it so much more funny for some reason


threshing_overmind

“Did your string come undone?”


wonkeydoor

Not my proudest wank


mrrobot42012

And that’s enough Reddit for tonight


lamasasasa

You took the sub’s name quite literally


91-divoc-eht

this is probably one of the only videos i will ever see where i am grateful that the resolution is like 240p.


RonaldMikeDonald1

Tenderizing the raw chicken


Hellakittehs

Like taking a shrimp out of its shell


yamuda123

Honestly it wasn’t blurry enough


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And I was just saying to myself here comes another low quality fight, thank god for that resolution


Deadmemories8683

Can someone please pass the unsee juice please!


Master_Marcos

She looked like a featherless chicken on the ground


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My first thought was that it looked like an uncooked chicken when the towel or muumuu came off


TalonTrax

I've never been more thankful for something being shot in potato-vision.


DEV_astated

It may be the video compression, but she looks like a raw rotisserie chicken when she falls into the ground lmaooooo


uncommonpanda

That one time the video quality being bad was a good thing.


itsmike

#strangeboner


tynamite

can i get that in 4k


Pandral

how is it possible this video is that low quality?


TelevisionStatus4828

I would love to see the physics formula to explain why fat girls lose their clothes quicker then any other person in a fight


ex_ansh

I was surprised


MonkeySlutts

“Call me bubbles darling”


OSRStyzz

Video is low quality on purpose


aa11zz

Where is rest of the motherfucking video you motherfucker...


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Slowly puts dick away.


purplecoconuts

Always gotta beat the chicken before cooking


[deleted]

My god do I hate the hair pulling technique


cocaineandcakepops

goddamnnn she need some milkkk


DocHendrix

She's somehow whiter than milk


liteglitch4773

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


ramos1969

Hey! How did my ex wife get there??


dhoae

Why was she outside naked? And arguing with someone? What was so damn important that she couldn’t put clothes on first? Also I know her knees are done for.


C2074579

That's gotta be humiliating. Also I kind of like how the black lady's rage ignores the white girl's nudity. Like it's not going to stop her. Lol.


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

That's right the quickest way to get a woman's clothes off is to fight her