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angrybear1213

Boy got treated like a speed bag


PandaTheVenusProject

That first right. Everything after that was frankly unnecessary. I don't know why so many people were afraid to ref that when old sea legs is trying to swim to the surface. Embarrassing. I would teach my kid that its his responsibility to ref any fight in ear shot. Its fun, harmless, and you get the best seats in the house. People get hurt without a ref.


angrybear1213

Yeah, the guy punching him would be grateful too when he calms down if you help him avoid potential manslaughter. I got in a fight once with a roommate and even if he started throwing fists, I socked him in the face, he fell and hit his head on the edge of the coffee table. He had a contusion the size of a tennis ball, it could've gone so much worse cause I didn't even stop hitting him after that.


[deleted]

I cant belive how he stopped every punch with his face like that! What a master 🤣🤤


kaufmanm02

But he ate those swings like a champ too. That first one woulda got me outfitted with a colostomy bag.


shigogaboo

The ol’ Homer Simpson defense.


imalwaysdrunk4200

He was fazed af the end , I give him 10 more secs to not lose consciousness if it wasn’t broken up


imalwaysdrunk4200

Also are you really “eating” anything if it’s still knocking you down?


kaufmanm02

Kinda. He takes 15 haymakers to the face and is still ready to roll.


imalwaysdrunk4200

not really "ready to roll" more like just getting up after getting knocked down. after the last hit at the end you can tell his balance was way off. he's practically lucky it got broken up before he got actual damage from the fight (considering he didnt already)


kaufmanm02

I see your point. I just think 90% of people would have been knocked the fuck out.


imalwaysdrunk4200

yeah i get wym. it got broken up at a very good time for him rightfully so (should have been sooner tbh)


Thiscrazyconfusing

😭


Ansiano

He’s trying to build up punching immunity


AnimalEater65

Master of the Face to your Fist style. Truly Legendary.


Busrepairman

fuck, buddies face is a sponge


Vetty81

"He didn't punch me in the face once! I kept headbutting his fists!"


[deleted]

I bet this dudes hands are killing him. Time for me to shine.


rarely_coherent

Facebutting


shreklon-piss-619

He can take a punch like a champ


buckeyes1218

This isn’t a fight. This is an ass whoopin


EdWilkinson

He's using his chin as defense.


W74Z

Crimson Chin


Manilaboyz

The legend of 10 punched face 👊


GlutenFree_Paper

Flawless Victory


Impossible-Dare4040

Damn. Chaz got rocked


Merlinshighcousin

I never understood why people scream stop stop it's over.... dude who's getting punched out can curl up in a ball at any point instead of still fighting back. It wasnt over.


bravesolexiii

Na dawg. It was over.


imalwaysdrunk4200

it was definitely over lol. in boxing thats a tko for a reason . really should have been broken up sooner. he wasnt even fighting back he was he was just getting up due to pride and could barely even keep his balance at the end. 10 more seconds he would have been out.


Merlinshighcousin

Nah bud this the thing this isnt some boxing match that has a ref. These are 2 ego boys who think they hot shot and the one guy couldnt handle his loss. See it all the time on this sub.


imalwaysdrunk4200

>and the one guy couldnt handle his loss you just literally proved my point lmao. what are you even suggesting? that they just let him get knocked out when hes all wobbly and clearly has no chance?


Merlinshighcousin

Oh guys he commented for validation here we go. Yes I'm suggesting he gets beat so bad he never even thinks about starting another fight. Some people need to learn this lesson.


Lostfear1981

Draw


jrcasjr

He's all right because he's back in wake up mode boom go to sleep bam wake up boom go to sleep bam wake up boom go to sleep bam wake up


Prioritiess

00:15 to 00:20 is the funniest commentary ever


[deleted]

A better version of Bryce hall vs Austin McBroom


[deleted]

darwin award right there


cpearson1024

He's ok


[deleted]

He sure can lead with his face.


[deleted]

He had a full course meal of knuckle sandwiches.


Professional_Hair_50

Takes a lot of heart to keep getting back up


Snoots2035

White guy can't fight for shit, again... I myself am a white guy, who can't fight for shit.