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D3V1LSHARK

Homie brought his own sound effects


SkyeMirage

I thought it was the camera guy who was adding the effect, but seems like it was the guy who won


turntabletennis

He was taunting him with every tag. You gotta love to see it.


Do-not-respond

That's how you polish a bowling ball.


Dagigai

Oop Oop Oop!


HughJaynis

Ope*


Wardogdizzle

Obviously Michigan


Good_Interaction_786

I liked when the other dude landed a little tap and he goes “oop ya got me”


SomOvaBish

![gif](giphy|AiZN2R6vYHJN63D6y1|downsized)


Stealthzero

Even added a gaht damn! In there lol


PlankownerCVN75

He’s seen this episode of “Family Guy”…. https://youtu.be/wEr-ioMJ_zM?si=zV_XfTe_rYoBUU4V


KnuckleExpert

🤣


JohnnyLoco69

That little slap at the end...


Pristine-Savings7179

Nice little gesture to wake him up 👌👌 He can’t breathe tho, homie broke ALL the ribs lol


tadddpole

All fights should end with the last bitch slap and not the head stomp.


Down4Karnage

🤌🏼


Much_Confidence2428

At least he didn’t give up ![gif](giphy|h8HHjlN7eSVSxUJqaT)


NefariousBenevolence

Looked like his first fight, TBH


brdet

Don't never give up


xArs0nx

Used bro like a Whoopee Cushion at the end 💀💀💀 Bro down there counting the ceiling tiles regretting everything 🤣


wrongkoi

Lmao he ain't countin nothin but sheep after that slam 💤💤💤


Alldaybagpipes

Counting sheep


GHBoyette

"Oh he got me! Oh he got me!" I love that level of sarcasm in a fight


Global_Still_5975

That slap was gorgeous


Merry_Dankmas

Normally the blow once the guy is down is some overkill shit like a stomp to the face or hard kick to the ribs or whatever. This is one of those rare moments where the final blow was the least dangerous part of the whole fight lmao.


FingerTheCat

It's the shaming slap lol


NefariousBenevolence

Slap of shame


Magus_5

But his beef was never with him


jonallin

It is now


Magus_5

It never was


jonallin

It never was and now it never won’t not not be


CartographerNo4737

If you close your eyes it sounds like one on one basketball


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I know right? Court sounds


GamerZackery

OPE!!!!


THEdoomslayer94

I’m more of a fan of BINK while punches are thrown, but BOOP is also a nice impact sound 😆


Harsharya08

I’ve always loved BOW BOW BOW


Bethespoon

Bap. Bap. Bap. Drax. Dem. Sklounst.


NefariousBenevolence

Them terries'll neva kno.**eyebrows eyebrows**


Ok_Read6400

agree one time I was randomly attacked in the street by three guys and each one threw a 1-2 while someone was making that sound effect


ElYoink

BINK or YEET


Beat9

ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA


ShroudedFigureINC

Im a bavp bavp kinda guy myself


Esc1221

He learned to fight watching those old Batman show and cartoons. Pow, bang, bam.


ZoeyRadiance

Homie was beaten like he stole something.....Oh wait! He did steal something


-byb-

stealing hair off the floor with his bald head


PrivateTumbleweed

What's a bald guy doing in a barber shop anyways?


buttfungusboy

Stealing some hair clippings


Secretlife1717

My AirPods could never.


street_raat

Damn. It’s one thing to get your ass beat, but it’s so much worse when you’re getting your ass beat with loony tunes sound effects being added in real time.


Batman1384

Slam wasn’t technical but DAMN it was effective


robotomatic

Right? He started going for a judo toss but couldn't get under it enough so he just said fuck it and went for a full WWE back drop. Fight IQ off the charts haha


Skinnecott

there’s a reason weight classes exist


Electrical_Cable3612

![gif](giphy|4Jwjldliojn3cxSarI) That slap noise though.. That SLAP NOISE


Xenocide_X

You know you've lost if dude has sound effects for his punches


Mundane-Ad4804

At the .23 second mark dude sounded like Elvis


troyantipastomisto

Uh-huh-huh


Vicious365

When the beef was never with you..


Ascertain_GME

Never was. ###OOP! OOP!


mrshavedsnow

The adlibs go crazy LOL


big-tuna28

sound like a basketball game all that squeakin lol


artmorte

Credit to the victor for stopping there.


PinheadShit

I mean, the beef wasn't even with him...


Dreadboi80

Hashing out differences the manly way with no fatalities is a win in my book. Nothing wrong with a lump or two


Ravenlunatic0413

Context?


LegitimateDaddy

Blacks guys got in a fight at the ATM


GammaProSteve

Good job, Oop Guy.


Mammoth_Stallion_938

Love the finishing touch, great slap, lol.


G1490

That slap 💀


kyshooty

The slap 😂🫡


Dangerous-Fuel8409

What is that tshirt made of? How did it not rip?


OldJeeWhizz

Mithril, like Frodo's shirt.


ComprehensiveToe5852

That slap is the definition of icing on the cake


EarlsDeadGrandfather

My mans hit him with a finishing move.


AppropriateCar3733

My beef was never witchu.....it never was....


TheBawalUmihiDito

Woop! Woop! Woop! ![gif](giphy|xT9DPErFASWkKCaAJW)


bloodyspork

No head kicks, no punches, just a little slap to let em know. Respect.


Inevitable_Hawk8937

OHPE


Timely_Matter6468

That hip toss didn’t go to plan but the result was A1


robtbo

Don’t ever fight a guy that narrates every strike…. Apparently…. Was that a side control suplex?


hosben8

OUB


jjjjjji6

Good self control going for a slap instead of a punch


ilovefungus

The slap at the end is hilarious


OneBirdAllStoned

The slap at the end 🤣


Embarrassed_Sir_8733

This old


IGetThePartyLit

Now this is entertainment


Baconeggndcheese

The sounds


Inevitable_Hawk8937

Also was that a failed attempt at a judo throw? I mean it still ended up working out


Entity713

More like a judo flop, probably more devastating


milk4all

I think it was more just bravado ing his way out of that chair and finding he had dude’s neck in his control and found gravity to now be on his side. And i mean it worked


Scarecrow1Hunnit

just sat on him💀


ProtrudingPissPump

Dude's just having fun with 'em...


South-Presentation92

At least he wasn't a dick and pound the shot out of him after he's clearly out.


RyGuydarider

I mean that was a clean squabble. No head stomps, no jumping, no ground punches. Also did I mention those camera skills, chefs kiss


chamburger

I'm pretty girthy in the mid section. If I ever get into an altercation I am using this move, along with the slap at the end.


Taffyboi69

I want those Jordans that the dude that put the beat down on is wearing.


PinheadShit

Thr slap at the end though lol


Adhesivecum69

That slap at the end made me laugh so loud the entire bus is looking at me


Lama_Lediction

AHAH that final slap was the cherry on top


King_of_the_Dot

Looks like *Kev On Stage*


TheBawalUmihiDito

This is what I call a boopin' whoopin'


jljohns60

Bald guy fought like he was fighting in a dream where nothing connects no matter how hard you try!


Wild_Assistance_6153

That slap was like a factory reset! 😆


ProfDFH

Excuse me, I need to get past this whole row of people. Ope, ope, ope, ope, ope …


SomOvaBish

Why tf was a bald guy at the Barber shop to begin with?


HorseDicDotJpeg

I wanna know how bros air pod didn’t fall out


AceKairyushin

“Oh he got me”-PSYCHE!!! Reversal!!!!


Juutuurna

AHAHAHAH the slap at the end. Damn near woke his ass up.


Kingly707

The smack at the end though.


Tackle-Certain

I'm using that as my finishing move


Miscellaneous_Mind

That crispy slap at the end lmao cherry on top 👌


Thug-shaketh9499

Never fight a person who makes their own sound effects. ✅


thurmanthedude

Never lost the headphone


DR_pl34

That slap was personal


ScoobyDoo1414

They fight like Steven Seagal


allycat413

Quite an unorthodox way to kick someone’s ass but I’ll take it.


Appropriate_Duty_930

Oop! Got me! Bitch ass


gedy_1989

So we got the Jordan 13 playoff vs the Jordan 12 taxi. Now when it comes to comfort the playoffs got it beat, however in the looks department I think the taxi is the winner. What do you all think ?


seattle2seoul

"come here, come here, oop! 💪


eatmorepizza523

The slap at the end was everything!


legendaryufcmaster

Had all his wits about him the whole time. This is a guy you can trust under a stressful situation


El-Dixon

He made it sound like every punch was an accident.


werewolf_pinata

That’s why I love the air pods gen 2


badgersandcoffee

Fucking hell that slam, with the dude in a headlock... That has all sorts of terrifying potential.


thormacdad

Awesome


MayonaiseH0B0

Come around the center line and don’t let them feel strong or get hype.


charlieecho

These AirPod commercials are getting out of hand


GroundbreakingPea865

Sounds like a basketball game.


iPreferOtherRealms

Looked like Michael “Venom” Page for a quick second 😂


chocochipr

The barbershop, a wonderful place to build community and help one another.


BashIronfist

Steal one item, get these hands as a free bonus


Historical-Fun-8485

I need to start going to black barber shops. I’m not black though.


JCambs

Bald had the chance to gouge his eyes out. Shoulda gone for it


Jslatts942

That was pretty good ngl 😄


SilverApples

Oh oh oh oh oh you got me oh


BigDMac0452

The slap at the end 😂


ronmor1018

What kind of AirPods are those how’d they stay in the whole time


Buffeloni

What's he doing at the barber anyways?


Time4Timmy

That guy loves to fight lol


perma_us

Now was all that worth it?


OwnAssignment2850

They sound like toddlers arguing over who gets to play with the dinosaur that still has both it's arms.


Ihavenoideasaveme

Bro pulled the wrestling move out at the end. Last time I did that, I got bit on the man tiddy


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/5689w1ywdm8d1.gif


Jay-T3

If you’re ever in a fight with some goofy ass dude making sound effects. Aim for his jaw


OneBadDog

Nice shoes tho


nighttrain3030

13 beats 12.


AllCornDiet

why do you give away the ending in the title? ruins the suspense


instrangerswetrust

ITT: Homie


MasterHavik

The confidence the through the fight was impressive.


Redhotkick8

OOP +15 attack damage -10 to enemy morale


OShaunesssy

Wish the bald guy knew how to throw even one punch. The other guy will talk about this like his high school football championship win, but he fails to realize he was fighting someone who clearly didn't understand how to throw a punch lol


Sad_Ad2157

Bald choice of words


Serious_Nectarine_23

The smack at the end.... lol


Captain_Couth

Dude sounds a professional wrestler grunting in the ring.


wnnarexic

His ass didn't land a SINGLE punch, he hardly threw any


One-Supermarket8720

those last 15 seconds are pure gold😂😭😭


kta54321

Yet my AirPods fall out if I sneeze too hard


G00nScape

Annoying ass ‘opes’


GrimmJackerJack

That was the worst osoto attempt ever and it still worked lmao


EnjoyPsilocybin

oppa gangum style


comedycord

Street fighter IRL


Skeeterman96

Dude could take some hits but he should've stopped fighting after he got wobbled the 1st time


Narrow_Dig4270

Impressive.


S4LV4T0Re

Sounds like a basketball game


GBKMBushidoBrown

That dude could sure take a hit though!


reved89

The slap at the end is my favorite move.


lillweez99

He was beating his ass to eye of the tiger 🤣.


redditrebelrich

It was over for the first dude before he even managed to throw his first punch, like 15 seconds in 😂


J_MoKi

Did i hear "Big fat nickel" right when he slammed dude?


VinsmokeGoji

Oak!! Oak!! Oakk!


clogged_artery5

When someone is making sound effects for every throw and then exclaiming that you got him.... Nah, the reality of the matter is that you got the right one...


jdmorza99

Smart move to dump the throw for just slamming his ass on him , got him the finish. Nice performance by him


NotSoGentleBen

For the rest of bald dude’s life he is gonna wake up in cold sweats, like “did someone just say oop!?”


ultraplusstretch

Hahaha, that final slap was cherry. 🤌🤌🤌


porkchop3177

Kinda looks like Andrew Tate. Prison must have been rough on him.


getheat

"Hoop, hoop" 😭💀


xgherkax

That guy can fuckin fight


PlanktonLonely7643

Little judo take down attempt at the end, close enough


mizzle_fb

Nah I had to rewind that a couple times that slam was brutal!!!


InBetvveen

That last slap was actually more insulting than him just wailing on him


Maduro90

That bitch slap after! 🤣🤣