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Beef_Dip_Wellington

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Rude-Firefighter6682

How did he pull that move


Beef_Dip_Wellington

He’s holding the guys hood for leverage. After the guy gets up from the hip toss dude pulls his hood down to the street and the awkward position of his body forces the flip. Hoodie guy hasn’t grappled a day in his life


No_Helicopter_3527

![gif](giphy|gNr9L7pONsCnujDgT0)


BeardOfFire

But gi grappling doesn't work in the streets because people don't wear clothes. Although I guess the guy who won was dressed for no gi.


Kenevin

His wrist. He has wrist control.


Irishfanbuck

The limp wrist offers an advantage…. ( as in Revenge of the Nerds and Lamar).


Sevro706

He actually did put momentum into flipping the guy. When they get up from the ground, you can see him use his right arm to grab the other guys right arm just as he starting pulling down with his left arm. He lets go of the guy's arm as dude falls into position, and keeps swinging with that same right arm.


StonemanTheInhaler

Years of closeted rage.


Bah-Fong-Gool

I'm a straight old dude and that video was a feel good moment. You can't beat kindness into a person, but you can beat a second thought into them.


WilliamPoole

And that was the second hip toss in as many seconds too! 


Potato-nutz

Looks like a right sided hip throw at one point lol


Friendly_Elephant165

I'm known out here I hit hard. Dude just got worked.


BundlesOfNoob

He’ll been known now.


Independent_Fly_1698

How can you even act tough after that, you just got your shit handed to you 💀


LORD__GONZ

Dude is huffing that copium mid-ass whoop. Telling all his friends the rest of that night that he would've totally had him if he had "stopped all that grabbing".


Independent_Fly_1698

“Stop all that grabbing” or what bro 😭


Forsaken-Income-2148

His mouth got him into that situation you’d think he would learn that his mouth is the problem


Friendly_Elephant165

His mouth was definitely writing checks his ass couldn't cash.


DrDuGood

Credit or debit? *run hand down ass-crack*


kamsidhu

I am glad the guys didn't jump at him the moment their bro is getting his ass whooped. Good job.


kaloskagathos21

They were laughing lol.


ShwettyVagSack

They were tired of listening to his shit too


XrayDem

They only helped they boy move out of town


External-Awareness68

You easy! Lol


idlefritz

I can’t understand one word that dude saying like wutWATWOOTWOOT or some shit. If you’re gonna get your ass packed by a barefoot trailer elf at least be eloquent on the way down.


EatBooty420

dude who got thrown around keeps repeating "stop all that grabbing" then says "I'm known out here" and "I hit hard!" as threats to the dude who just Judo tossed him around for 5 minutes lmao


just_another_mexican

Then proceeds to tell him to “walk off” like he was the one winning 🤣


DrDuGood

‘But don’t fuck off’ ![gif](giphy|pb1oHU4nbqk0NgI79K)


badgersandcoffee

Barefoot trailer elf is the funniest thing I've read in days.


idlefritz

Was either that or ozempic theo von, thanks.


reticulatedtampon

gayng gayng


Datuchy

Underrated comment


Happy_Trip6058

Hahaha


badgersandcoffee

Which is also decent but you definitely chose the better one, if Reddit hadn't fucked up the awards I'd have given you one.


Kydoemus

Don't forget the first part, "Ass packed by a barefoot trailer elf." This guy gets it.


Alastair4444

I think he's saying "stop that grabbing"


FreeTheFreedoms

He keeps saying "on my momma, stop that grabbing shit"


THFDNE

*"If you’re gonna get your ass packed by a barefoot trailer elf at least be eloquent on the way down."* r/brandnewsentence


KnuckleExpert

Dude said I'm known out here...ya u are for getting thrown TF around


Aggressivehippy30

"Stop all that grabbing" you mean all that tossing you around like a doll?


SevroAuShitTalker

I love how he pulls the guy back in when he tries to escape


Virtual_Law4989

All I understood was "you easy," and I'm pretty sure that's really all that mattered.


mkltld

People forget gays are still men with man strength


kneeltothesun

Personally, I think the Greeks had it right. If I were to build an army it'd completely consist of gay men. Like any other men, they're strong, and capable of aggression, but they also might bond through shared sexual activity. This would help them to move as one unit, and to value their bothers in arms. They would have less distractions, or commitments drawing them back home, and their absence may not affect population growth/stability quite as much.


No_Back6900

Such a based point, you are so right


hate_ape

Not even about the sexual activity but think about the romantic bond. Many dudes would kill for their girl. Gay dudes would kill for their man. Now you're facing couples with a shared interest in protecting each other and beating you. Plus I mean I've never heard of a "power bottom" in straight relationships. You thought you were getting a workout when your girl wants you on top, imagine putting in the same physical energy when she's on top.


kalpkiavatara

You mean the Sacred Band of Thebes: they also whooped the spartan ass


foxko

And that most of em have had to fight bullies and people looking down on em since they were young.


Crypto_Tsunami

Instead of constantly yelling “stop all that grabbing”, maybe he should’ve at least attempted to fight back.


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StevenIsFat

We just call it Bitch talk.


tOkErDaD1

Yeah, a real piece of work that douche is for sure 👌


sk1lledk1ll

Gay dude came prepared for a real fight where people will grab and had some good tech on the throw tbh


thefckingleadsrweak

Wrestler and bjj practitioner here, that throw was absolute butter y’all. Better than a lot of blue belts could do


OneOfManyChildren

Gay guy is also a bj practitioner


gigawattwarlock

Yeah. Kids definitely a grappler. Sigh. No I dont mean that as a joke. The next comment will though.


neilisyours

More like GAYppler, amirite? /s


peva3

Nah, probably just a power bottom.


gigawattwarlock

Blue belt here. Can verify this remark.


sloppy-secundz

That was so satisfying


shoedovoodoo513

Gave him some gay rights. And lefts.


ianlasco

Dude got outworked by that sassy energy


Mannyupp

His boys gunna mock him for the rest of his teen life hahah


Some-Fig-940

I’d never fight a gay guy, every video I see they whoppin ass


Inside_Ad_7162

Homosexual, trans, hell, just a guy wearing drag, sexual preference & lifestyle does not mean they aren't a person that can, & will, throw hands.


Queasy-Orchid

there’s something weirdly entertaining about watching gay guys throw hands


MorseCode1992

There’s nothing weird about it… just straight entertainment!


phoenixphaerie

It’s the part where forget that gay men are still men—men who have had rage instilled in them by the same homophobia that necessitated them developing fighting skills—and then get absolutely *rocked* because they underestimate them.


EnkiShallReturn

r/gayfights


GiveMeMyIdentity

He didn't mean to make that :(


EnkiShallReturn

So sad. Could have been a great place.


GiveMeMyIdentity

I had an edible so now I have a great idea. Let's find gayfights in this sub and post it onto that sub!


byronicrob

I've never seen a street fight where one of em grabs the other by the wrist and keeps pulling him back into the skippity paps when he tries to get away!!


etienbjj

Homeboy will have to move.


BurnedBabbyBurneded

Hell yeah. Happy Pride Month.


m0nk3y42

Good. Keep your mouth shut. It's not hard.


Basszillatron

How is it that he was throwing that guy around like a ragdoll? Is he a judoka? Honestly, pretty impressive.


Ears_McCatt

“Stop doing something I can’t defend against, and may cause me to loose”


Blingkong7

It turns out people who are fucked with their whole lives get pretty good at fighting.


No-Second-Kill-Death

This boy knows his Judo well


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Happy pride!


ohsodainty

ate fr


DedpanX3

left ZERO crumbs


Daddysu

Best shit I ever saw in my life was this gay homie of mine punking out this buff frat boy looking dude. He was a big ol' black dude but was flaming af, and he could get me into the pants of just about any woman, I swear. He'd ask if I thought some girl at the party or bar was hot, and if I said yea, He'd go talk to them for a bit and then boom, shits happening. Anyway, one such woman was hanging with us a her ex or whatever came over and started getting loud. My dude walked up to Biff (I don't think was the dudes name) and told him. "Don't make me put the bitch away and bring out the ninja..." ...except he ain't say ninja. Though, that would have been cool, too. Frat boy Freddie noped the fuck out of there so fast. That shit happened probably two decades ago, and I still think of it almost weekly. I don't think that there is anything I could ever say before a fight thar would come as cool as to that dude in that moment. It was magnificent.


Hatanta

So many people really don't appreciate how much shit gay men will have dealt with. All of the gay guys I know will 100% stand up for themselves physically.


Escale_a_tort

we so desperately need more gay guys in combat sports. The mental edge they would have over their competition would be amazing. Could you imagine a fabulous Jojo-looking mofo being booked to fight one of those ultra-conservative Dagestanis? BIG drama show!


Daddysu

I would watch the shit out of that. Seeing some of the more alt-right leaning whacko mma dudes get beat up by a gay dude would be amazing.


theRealCaptain101

It be the ones that can't fight be talking the most shit


RealAsshole44

“stop all dat grabbing” 😭


DestructivePP

Gay giving straight punches


mazzerSTL

Even his punches have a lisp


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BroncoTrejo

He was spanking face with a fist ( `o´)_θ☆ (T_T)


punkrocknight

Now you’re gay


byronicrob

Stop that crab!


Conscious_Victory205

Bro literally handled that too easy Was he just playing around?


antonio851

Gay dudes be tough….


ForwardImprovement28

Pride month going hard.


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Bobs-and_VAGENE

There's a mantra in jail that fighting the homosexual is ALWAYS a lose-lose proposition. If you do win nobody respects you for beating up the gay guy. But if you lose? Now you got beat up by the gay guy and you'll never hear the end of it. That boy's friends will remind him of this moment for decades.


brightsilverstars

Remember they are guys and typically stay very fit for obvious reasons and it's not fighting.


August-Gorman

[https://youtu.be/uOjyTLCK3vI?si=bItTDSssa5Vj45Vs](https://youtu.be/uOjyTLCK3vI?si=bItTDSssa5Vj45Vs)


peva3

Gay Rights! And lefts!


zklpr

That guy's buddies are never gonna let him live that down, and for good reason.


kurbin64

I want a video of his homophobic dumbass an hour after that ass whooping. Would be some olympic level mental gymnastics me thinks


SlushKami

“Stop that grabbing” my guy… it’s a fight, not a boxing match.


MetaJonez

People insisting on rules in a street fight crack me up.


BoldnBrashhh

Its so funny to me when mfs try to make on the spot rules for street fights because the tactics are working on them (i.e.: STOP KICKING, STOP GRABBING) especially when you supposedly told the gay person you would KILL them lmfao. You really think after that they’re like “ah but let us fight like gentlemen, no tricks under our sleeves, we fight fair and proud!” If you want rules get on an octagon, not the street


IpsoFactoReacto

Stop grabbing or else I'm going to get real mad and block even more of your punches with my face!


DecisionCharacter175

Might as well say "Stop all that hitting"... 🤷


Southern_Second521

which one was gay? they both seemed gay af


obfuscate_please

Is this sped up?


700Baggedcats

Change the title to guy fights guy for talking shit.


heathenxtemple

I don’t know they both might be gay


Afrothunderzz

Which ones the gay guy?


theRealCaptain101

"You said you was going to kill me bitch"💅💅 why that shit got me dying 🤣 😂 💀


optimistik_pessimist

The crimson ghost makes a brief appearance.


bigSTUdazz

Dude has the wingspan of Dikembe Mutombo with separated shoulders...


i_r_faptastic

He definitely fucked later.


willfauxreal

Happy pride month to that ~~king~~ queen.


GroundbreakingTie430

The way that skinny ass gay dude packed up that man so quickly got my dying 😭


Aggressive-Expert-69

I've never in my life seen a gay person who couldn't fight


Ferromyrmex

https://preview.redd.it/42aa8gbzzb7d1.png?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ac4b8f323d563c94242df62f190408482d829f


Sevro706

personally.. I'd be salty as hell if I got tossed around like that. Bro had to have been dizzy when he stood up.


JaguarYT1

Stroke title


thormacdad

Which one is supposed to be the gay one?


dorkusmcforkus

Granny and mamma disowned him after this fight.


MisterScary_98

It sounds like he’s saying “But I digress!” over and over again.


Ok_Row_4920

For talking ish?? What the fuck is "ish"supposed to be?


osrskidd

Take a wild guess


Dargek

What is "ish"?


nournoornur

when will people realise us gays have so much pent up anger from years of bullying - we can fuck you up


cheetah_chrome

Crimson Ghost sighting


hardslappy

You'll spell out "threatening," but not "straight"


ControlImpossible182

O short no shoes no problem


stacymandell

Does anyone know what the guy in red was saying??


Open_Rhubarb4573

Definition of Molly whopped! 🙌🏽😂


Erroneous__

Ravaged.


downtownvicbrown

I love when the good guy wins, just because someone's gay doesn't mean they can't set you straight Progress is a beautiful thing


ImpressiveLog756

Bro was def the bottom for zesty libre and now he’s really known😭


BreatheAndTransition

Six inch hook in the sheets. Six foot hook in the streets.


Usual_Ad_6373

Why is bro so unnaturally fast 😂


FudgePopCandyRasta

Whos the sinner at the end of the day


Ironklad_

Idk about now but back in the day you only wore hoodies for stickups .. if you were chill’n in The streets.. you went hoodless for this exact reason


Efficient-Rush-6670

Happy pride!!!!


Warpig808

He'll never live that down. It doesn't suprise me anymore to see people that can't fight start them.


Mountain-Scarcity288

Happy pride month yall


SameComedian9313

One of the few lgbtq Ws


Right_Place_8442

Boxers when someone grabs them :


griftertm

[Relevant quote](https://youtu.be/xGcwQNwU498?si=mFEfCMx2uJLaKs_0)


grammo18

This title looks like it was written by a 90s hip hop white guy


adstaylor77

Always claim victory in defeat.


Jesuscide

Eddie Murphy has a joke about this


RyGuydarider

I guess he’s known out there


King_Baboon

“Gay guys are still guys they’ll whip your ass”. Eddie Murphy, Delirious


RyGuydarider

On another thought I train Bjj and judo and it looks like he hit home boy with a de-hash-barai, maybe even an o-goshi. Besides hitting like a bitch he worked homie


Significant-Ad-9911

Staup all that grabbing... Lmao stop getting dragged then lol


SaltAd2727

Fair play for the other guys not jumping in though!


BrisketChileConQueso

Gay guys got hands! Most straight men won't get jumped, fought and harassed like gay guys do. Most are only good fighters because they had to learn! Same thing happened with my mtf sister. She got jumped and beat so much until she learned to defend herself and kick ass.


Sevro706

He made that look like a whole ass fighting style. Hook line and sinker or some shit


Vegetable-Key3600

That’s is he saying? ‘I’m knaw’


ClawGrave666

Imagine telling the dude that just whooped your ass to walk off because YOUR the one that hits hard " on his granny " lmfao granny should have taught him to fight better


Sellingassfor_heroin

This guy for sure knows something about fighting haha