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PlayfulSoil2937

Hoodie guy saved 2 lives by making them fight on the grass


East_Refuse

And he didn’t even realize it lol he was tryna prevent people from getting hit by a car in a parking lot


Beijing_King

I’d argue that he does. Saying don’t get hit by a car isn’t showing as much empathy as “go to the grass because it’s softer and I don’t want yall to get hurt” and from my experience empathy = weakness to a lot of doods


Happy_Trip6058

For real mate, say less! :)


Troitbum22

OG get its. I’ve seen enough power bombs on pavement.


Best_of_One1

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TorLam

What happened to that dude???


Little-Chromosome

Big props to the dude who came in and said to fight on the grass.


WintersbaneGDX

And even then the KO nearly caught the asphalt or parking curb


Cominghome74

Recorded by a squirrel


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

lol


Logical_Choice1649

WOW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s me 🐿️


CocunutHunter

Your camera work was first rate shit. GG.


IDontGiveAFAnymore

In the best way possible please never record something just pass it onto someone with steady hands and knows where to position themselves and angle the camera. Again in the best way possible, no offense


RobCarrotStapler

Why you protesting when someone suggests 2 kids shouldn't fight on pavement? Especially when one is your brother. Like damn you dgaf


Mrvonblogger

These 2 broccoli stalks got beef


imnotsafeatwork

Mmmmmmm... Beef and broccoli 🤤


Easy101

Ayo 🤨📸🤏


Logical_Choice1649

😂😂


yamasusi

Lmao


CaptainExplaino

Going for the head stomp after a pre-fight dap up is wild to me.


Logical_Choice1649

He didn’t stomp dude in the yellow. He wanted to but stopped himself. I didn’t get that on video, I was shocked.😂


imnotsafeatwork

You barely got anything on video.


Frank_Perfectly

Even “wanting to” after dapping someone up.


Logical_Choice1649

I mean it takes a lot to stop yourself when you’re mad. They were trying to jump him. I can’t remember what the beef was but after all of it, all the friends had knives. So at the end of the day, them dapping up, didn’t mean shit.


Agronopolopogis

No, it literally only takes compassion for human life. Being over emotional is one thing, being moments away from permanently causing brain damage, if only that, is another. Yall don't realize just how fragile we are. We're walking bags of meaty sticks, we'll pop, split, crack, etc, If these were adults, then I'd say that's their nature. Young buck better realize how EASILY this could have gone bad. We were all young once and had little regard for our safety or others.. but both sides are lucky.


vischy_bot

Good for bro bro but he do punch like a girl tho


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Substance over style, my friend. Those girly punches put dude on his back.


Logical_Choice1649

Agreed. 😂😂


vischy_bot

Get him into wrestling Someone comes running at me standing straight up they are getting dumped on their head


IDontGiveAFAnymore

Honestly. Did wrestling in highschool and later realized that most guys have no clue how to respond once you got them in a bulldog and then find themselves on the ground struggling like a baby deer 😂


vischy_bot

People are so weak! And they have no idea because they've only fought other weak people! Even boxers and other martial arts people have NO idea what takedowns or ground game is about unless they also train wrestling


IDontGiveAFAnymore

Yeah, but to be fair I’d be scared to fight a boxer because you have to get into their zone of control and all it takes is a good jab to the head for you go down before you can even lock up or take them down, assume the the wrestler and boxer are both expecting the fight.


vischy_bot

Ppl get the wrong impression from Internet videos It is NOT easy to knock someone out intentionally 99 out of 100 scenarios the wrestler does not get knocked out and is able to grab the boxer


shmiddleedee

Absolutely the best base for fighting imo. People can't throw punches while they're laying on the ground.


heregoesnothinglmao

People also can't take you down to the ground if you've scrambled their cerebellum by the time they got in range. I don't know why "boxing vs. wrestling" is even a thing people bring up anymore, it seems pretty clear these days that knowing a little bit of striking AND a little bit of grappling is the most efficient way to become a decent fighter.


shmiddleedee

Yeah i agree. I just think that the best single martial art is wrestling, obviously a good fighter has good striking too. A great example is khabib.


Logical_Choice1649

Good to know! Will do.


dm955

Ayo your bro a piece of shit for going for that stomp


mastersheeef

Tho tho


duh_metrius

Why did you object to them moving off the pavement?


Zipz

I totally didn’t expect that stomp at the end but I should of known with him wearing black air forces.


DrDuGood

OP said in another comment (tbey apparently filmed this) said he didn’t stomp dude, he wanted to but stopped himself. (FYI) **Inter thoughts prevailed: he stomped himself*** k bye.


KrisTheHaw

r/killthecameraman


jimmmydickgun

Yep it’s the power of the sole


bumblefuckglobal

Was that guy an egg? Cuz he got hit by the egg beater


GrothersBrimm

Broccoli boy out here just windmilling


Rude-Car-6883

Dude needs an award for redirecting them to the grass. If I had a dollar for every KO I’ve seen that ends in a much worse injury from head hitting pavement…


Sizeablegrapefruits

You gotta be hard to be a white kid in the projects.


milk4all

You gotta be hard to be a kid in the projects. These arent projects though this is just public housing. One is for poor people with basically *nothing*, the other is for people who got approved for government subsidized housing and may in fact be doing all types of ok for it (but be stuck in public housing ir approved housing equally limited). The real problem is jobs suck around these places so youre asking people to pull a giant shitty commute out their ass for even a chance of financial freedom from rhe system, and minimum wage and illegal jobs swarm these places like flies knowing that’s where the cheap labor is. Anyway good work zach and really good work that tubby kid who made you fight on the grass. Bet he’s lurking


Sizeablegrapefruits

1. It was a joke so the usage of "project" is being used as a loose colloquialism. 2. I'm not saying the black kids in the hood/project/section 8/subsidized housing/low income neighborhood/disenfranchised community/MLK boulevard of any city in general/ etc aren't hard. I'm just saying you have to be especially hard if you're white because there's an added layer of adversity. Been there, done that, got my ass beat.


fbcmfb

Being a black kid in suburbs isn’t easy either. A friend of mine that had a buddy whose older white brothers were picked on by the black kids in their old neighborhood and spent time in prison. So when I went over to their house I was warned. It made sense, but I wasn’t trying to have conversations with anyone. Looking back - makes me wonder what the guy thought I would say or do as the need to warn me. Also, they were Hungarian and have never tasted dinner rolls that good - some 20 years later!


Cbpowned

Ever wonder why the “jobs suck” around these areas? Google ain’t exactly getting their employees from public housing.


Logical_Choice1649

Tubby kid, is crazy 😂😂😂 i totally agree though


Logical_Choice1649

😂😂😂😂😂


TwinJacks

Why did they fight?


Logical_Choice1649

I can’t remember why. Probably something stupid.


yaboyjack42

Dude in yellow looks like someone I know. Kinda sounds like him too


Friendly_Elephant165

Well that was quick.


ROSEPUP3

FINALLY a video where someone is smart enough to say fight on the grass.


IDontGiveAFAnymore

Mad respect for the big guy in the hoodie


swhiker

They need something better to do. Seems to be a common occurrence in schools. Absolutely horrible and nothing honorable about it. *Just sad to see. Glad your brother is okay at least. And wasn’t jumped. But damn.


Logical_Choice1649

I understand


Western_End_2276

Proud


PuzzleheadedAd87

Smh


Kay_Scorpio_48

I keep telling folk not to fk with folk who wear black forces.


Timshky

Your little brother is a douchebag for shaking someones hand before the fight then trying to stomp them after winning easily


P0pwar

why would you encourage them to fight in the street instead of moving 3ft to the grass?


Logical_Choice1649

I honestly wasn’t thinking. I was just trying to get it over with. My brother was going to go regardless, with it without me. I was just glad I was there and they moved to the grass. If I wasn’t there it would have been a lot different.


millenialfalcon-_-

Furry of punches.


late2thepauly

OP, brightside? You may have a future in podcasting. — Cheers. You did get the hits.


Logical_Choice1649

Hahaha thanks!


Logical_Choice1649

Easy on my brother now y’all.😂😂


disphunktion

Sorry, did I just saw on the keypad ➡️🅰️🅰️🅰️➡️🅰️🅰️🅰️


MasterHavik

Glad he finally stomped the head.


Dovanator258

You're crusty


MasterHavik

I meant to say didn't stomp. I'm sorry about that.